Author Topic: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!  (Read 198575 times)

HakureiSM

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #390 on: March 24, 2010, 09:56:53 PM »
> Nothing's gonna be inserted in my ass, let that be clear-[purvis]OH TJORD WHY IS THERE A HOBO NICKEL THERE?![/purvis]
> Insert suppository.
> Scream for life.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 09:59:29 PM by Doctor Purvis MFD »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #391 on: March 24, 2010, 09:58:05 PM »
> Do we really need to go into details? :ohdear:
> Let's get this thing over with. It's either horrific pain in the butt for three weeks or the end of all existence.
>"...Can I have something to bite on? And something to hold onto? And anesthetic? Please?"
> Nothing's gonna be inserted in my ass, let that be clear.
> Insert suppository.
> Scream for life.


> "Just insert it! Please, in the name of god! Get it over with!"

> A slight time skip and...

> You walk back into where Lily and Yukari are sitting.
> "Aurica! Are you OK?"
> "I'm...fine..."
> You feel excruciating pain where it was inserted.
> Eirin gives you some details as she removes her gloves.
> "Now, for the next half hour, don't drink anything carbonated, and avoid falling through gaps."

> Yukari stands up and thanks Eirin.
> "Thanks Eirin, thought you wouldn't be able to help there."
> "No problem, Yukari. I'll make it free for a friend."

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #392 on: March 24, 2010, 10:01:15 PM »
>Default expression for the next while: Thousand mile stare.
>Do we still have an intact pelvis?
>"I need a hug...and I don't think I can have one right now..."

Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #393 on: March 24, 2010, 10:07:53 PM »
>Default expression for the next while: Thousand mile stare.
>Do we still have an intact pelvis?
>"I need a hug...and I don't think I can have one right now..."

> You stare blankly in an attempt to ignore the pain.

> Yes. It dissolved quickly.

> Yukari stifles a giggle.

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #394 on: March 24, 2010, 10:15:14 PM »
>"S'not funny..."
>"Is there anyone else whose stuff I shouldn't try to copy? Because I should probably know that ahead of time."

Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #395 on: March 24, 2010, 10:18:27 PM »
>"S'not funny..."
>"Is there anyone else whose stuff I shouldn't try to copy? Because I should probably know that ahead of time."

> "Well, probably not."


> TUTORIAL TIME!
> In order to use GAP as a fail-safe teleport, you need to level it up. GAP is the only copied skill that can be upgraded without maximum level ATTACK COPY.

HakureiSM

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #396 on: March 24, 2010, 10:19:20 PM »
> Nothing's gonna be inserted in my ass, let that be clear-[purvis]OH TJORD WHY IS THERE A HOBO NICKEL THERE?![/purvis]
u abuser of powers i report i report

[pesco]It was reported and I said GAME ON![/pesco]
[purvis]This is how we roll in the RPG, holmes[/purvis]
what is going on

> Request GAP training from Yukari. Use blowing up the Universe as the excuse.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 10:28:21 PM by HakureiSM »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #397 on: March 24, 2010, 10:23:13 PM »

> "Now, for the next half hour, don't drink anything carbonated,

I do NOT want to know what happens if you do.... :ohdear: Either it puts you back to Critical Existance Failure, or it makes the suppository react like mentos in cola light.....

> Go home. Go to bed. Try and forgets all the bad thoughts.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #398 on: March 24, 2010, 10:24:25 PM »
u abuser of powers i report i report

> Request GAP training from Yukari. Use blowing up the Universe as the excuse.

> "I really couldn't give you that. Sorry."

> For escaping the corrupt universe, and taking a grapefruit up the butt, you have leveled up!

-CONCENTRATED FISTICUFF LV.2: An attack used by focusing energy into your fist and punching. You can also focus kick.

-FAIRY FLIGHT LV.2: A form of flight that allows fairies to fly using wings. Allows flight anywhere, even in anti-magic zones. You can fly very fast.

-ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION LV.2: Allows you to change internal element. You are currently neutral type. You can utilize; fire, ice, wind,
and earth with extra potency. You can now utilize metal and sun.

-FAIRY REGENERATION LV.2: If damaged and not yet dead, you can rapidly regenerate health.

-ATTACK COPY LV.2: A very powerful ability that allows you to copy a LV.1 version of an enemies attack. Holds up to ten skills. Currently holding:
KITTY STEALTH
GAP LV.0.1: Unsafe teleport. Sends to a random location.

-FEIGN DEATH LV.1: Temporarily stop your heart.

-AERO DASH LV.1: An ultra fast dash.

-CUTE LOOK LV.1: Increases negotiation ability.

-DANMAKU LV.3: Even though you're a fairy from the outside world, you've spent a lot of time perfecting magical attacks. Studying only gos so far though!


Spellcards:

- Foreign entity ~ One with no face: A spiral pattern. Quite low level. Element of attack is based on what element ELEMENTAL CONCENTRATION is bound to.

- A little fairy ~ Focused target: An accurate attack with wind element bound to it. Fires ten large bursts at the opponent.

-Luminous Gaze ~ Blooming flower: A sun elemental attack. Inaccurate, but very powerful.

I do NOT want to know what happens if you do.... :ohdear: Either it puts you back to Critical Existance Failure, or it makes the suppository react like mentos in cola light.....

> Go home. Go to bed. Try and forgets all the bad thoughts.

> Right after you level up!
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 10:46:07 PM by Thundr »

Pesco

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #399 on: March 24, 2010, 10:26:13 PM »
> Aero Dash

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #400 on: March 24, 2010, 10:26:55 PM »
>I think the situation we've been in suggests we just trained up Faerie Regen real good, so we should level it up to reflect that.

HakureiSM

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #401 on: March 24, 2010, 10:29:17 PM »
> Level up whatever skill until that half hour is gone, then try gapping around.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Kasu

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #402 on: March 24, 2010, 10:44:06 PM »
> I thought we could level up Gap...
> Bah.  Go for regen.
> Change vote to Gap.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 11:02:52 PM by Miko Miko Kasu »

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #403 on: March 24, 2010, 10:47:10 PM »
> I thought we could level up Gap...
> Bah.  Go for regen.

SHIT. I forgot to list Gap. Post fix'd. I'll wait a bit more until I take the vote...

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #404 on: March 24, 2010, 11:01:58 PM »
>Sticking with Regen. That shit just got mad training. =[

Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #405 on: March 24, 2010, 11:04:04 PM »
>Sticking with Regen. That shit just got mad training. =[

K fuck it callin' vote.

> You level up FAERIE REGENERATION.

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #406 on: March 24, 2010, 11:13:44 PM »
>"Would it be okay if Lily came to dinner?"
>We need a friend so bad right now...

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #407 on: March 24, 2010, 11:28:47 PM »
> "And Yukari, can you tell Chen to come home? My butt is so sore I can hardly move. I couldn't possibly find her now, and it would be mean is she stayed out there all night..."

Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #408 on: March 24, 2010, 11:35:21 PM »
>"Would it be okay if Lily came to dinner?"
>We need a friend so bad right now...

> "Of course!"
> Lily seems excited.

> "And Yukari, can you tell Chen to come home? My butt is so sore I can hardly move. I couldn't possibly find her now, and it would be mean is she stayed out there all night..."

> "Don't worry, I won't."

Kasu

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #409 on: March 24, 2010, 11:37:25 PM »
> "Lets go~"
> Hobble towards the door.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Serela

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #410 on: March 24, 2010, 11:38:11 PM »
>"I did FIND Chen at least! I just didn't get to tag her before she ran away! So I find all of you in the Hide and Seek~"
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #411 on: March 24, 2010, 11:40:31 PM »
>"I touched her with my fish, so it counts!"

Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #412 on: March 25, 2010, 12:08:29 AM »
> "Lets go~"
> Hobble towards the door.

> You limp to the door.

>"I did FIND Chen at least! I just didn't get to tag her before she ran away! So I find all of you in the Hide and Seek~"

> "Heh, but you had to tag her too."
> Yukari flips out a Blackberry and punches in a few buttons.
> "Hey, Chen? Yeah, come home, games over. Aurica nearly destroyed the universe. Yeah, that's what I said. Really? Good. See ya."

>"I touched her with my fish, so it counts!"

> "Nope~. You lost."

Kasu

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #413 on: March 25, 2010, 12:10:36 AM »
> "Whatever..."
> Head home with Yukari and Lily.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #414 on: March 25, 2010, 12:12:16 AM »
>Now that the danger's passed, talk about all the cool stuff we say in the degenerate universe!

Spidere

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #415 on: March 25, 2010, 12:20:28 AM »
> "Whatever..."
> Head home with Yukari and Lily.

> You have entered the YAKUMO RESIDENCE.

>Now that the danger's passed, talk about all the cool stuff we say in the degenerate universe!

> You explain your time in the degenerate universe. Lily seems fascinated by your stories.

Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #416 on: March 25, 2010, 12:22:23 AM »
>See if Ran made anything for dinner yet.

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #417 on: March 25, 2010, 12:23:16 AM »
> And don't drink anything carbonated!

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #418 on: March 25, 2010, 12:24:00 AM »
>Nab the softest pillows that can be found.
>Suddenly recall that Ran mentioned there'd be cherry cakes!
>Enjoy the evening. Convince Yukari to let Lily stay the night if she's interested.

HakureiSM

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Re: Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!
« Reply #419 on: March 25, 2010, 12:39:24 AM »
> As soon as half an hour since buttmedication passed, try gapping somewhere.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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