I'm in, and I don't even know most of you plebs

I share not the concerns of Kilga/Edible since I always thought Secret Santas were an excuse (much as is most gift-giving) to force your interests upon somebody else or else unload something you're not interested in anymore. Thus I'll be sending something I already have around the house (though not complete junk, that would be rude. Maybe a volume of manga or something.)
Hell, last time I did one of these I got a freaking Steel Angel Kurumi live-action DVD. And it unexpectedly turned out to provide a night's riotous entertainment on IRC four years later. So if I get a gift I can't possibly imagine having use for or interest in, I'll just shrug it off and consider that I might change my mind later.
Paying 5bux for shipping doesn't seem like a big deal either. Maybe if you're actually purchasing a proper gift it could be bothersome.

Am I supposed to say something else as a moderator or did you just want one of us to demonstrate some forum camaderie? I mean, I only run this place still 'cause I haven't found an exit strategy.