> Using EQUIPMENT OF AWESOME, change the entire RtD system to use d42s instead.
2: Unforutnately, your equipment alone is not enough to change the entire system. You need levels too, man.
>My life for Aiur! Revive with all EQs as Zeratul.
5: You're given another chance at life! Which you promptly give to Aiur.
> Get smashy with Smashy upon the faces of all magical girls (Villain999 and Rawr).
1: You protect the all magical girls with the power of love.
Hero999 and DrRawr will receive a +1 roll in the next end of update roll to dodge!> Drink some tea for now. Should take it easy once in awhile y'know?
5: You sit down and take it easy, grabbing a cup of tea and sipping it slowly. Taking breaks and staying well rested is important. (+1 roll)
> Use the power of ridiculously moe singing to make everyone else bleed to death.
4: You unleash some extremely moe singing upon the world, but as everyone is female, nobody bleeds to death. Except Dormio. Oh, and Dorakyura.
Roll to dodge!4(Wounded): You already have three lovely ladies, why would you need any more?
> Row Row Fight the Power Flower World.
6: You prepare to break the unbreakable, the topic itself. What other feat could be greater for a villain like you?
The topic must roll to dodge!>strap dynamite on to all pokemon and digimon and shoot them out of a cannon at people
21(+1): You strap some dynamite onto your pokemon and digimon. Before launching them at people, you fire a test shot with a Pikachu that blows up in your face. Perhaps you should think twice about firing explosives with more explosives. (Wounded)
>Snipe the thread's pilot and become the new parser, taking full control of the thread...whilst distracting the opposition with my unseen hotness.
2: You try to get a clean shot on Dormio, but you can't find him anywhere.
>Become Lyrica.
6: You're a ghost, Lyrica is a ghost, the two of you are practically the same. No, that's wrong. The two of you ARE the same.
Crow Cakes has reentered the game> Work with Utsuho to use the furnace's power to have a boiling hot geyser erupt directly into the Hakurei Shrine while Reimu is sleeping. It's payback time.
1: Satori forces you to create more safety mechanisms on the nuclear furnace, so that a repeat of your previous incident never happens again.
> Redo my last Post with a +2 because you are a baka Dormio or kill yourself with a +6
4: You dwell on the past, revisiting your memories. Oh, the things that could have been. At least you manage to heal up while you're reminiscing.
>Break the vow, become human again. Also build a VIVIT.
4: You break your vow and become human, long enough to build a VIVIT. Unfortunately, breaking the vow has its repercussions, and you lose the life you just gained.
> Harness the power of true love to fix all my future rolls for actions involving at least one Mystia as 6s.
5(+1): You hook up yourself and the two Mystias to power up a strange machination that somehow rigs the dice to give you 6's, provided that you and at least one Mystia are invovled.
> Join Kasu with coffee and smoke pipe while writing a wall full of shiny content that will never get posted
5: You decide that you too should take it easy. You smoke a pipe and drink some coffee whilst working on your words that will never be seen by anyone else. Taking it easy sure does make life good. (+1 roll)
> Steal Yukari's powers
6: You liberate Yukari's powers from her and use them to gap yourself back into the game.
PX has reentered the game!> Pick Koishi.
2: You try to select Koishi, only to find that she appears to have been banned. Stupid AGI carries.
>Suck up some ambient magestical powers, and evolve from a sunflower to Etrian Odyssey-style Flower Folk.
3: You absorb some magestical powers become one of the flower folk, only to be slain by a passing group of adventurers. Isn't it sad?
>Activate Gengetsu Rape Time.
6: You unleash danmaku everywhere, nobody can dodge this. Not even yourself.
Everybody will be given the wounded condition for the next update!>Get in the GP-02 and go find the Hakkeshu/Tekkouryu, but be careful to not get too close in case of sudden Meioh, courtesy of Zeorymer....again.
1(-1): You walk off in search of either the Hakkeshu or Tekkouryu, when the Zeorymer appears before your eyes!
Roll to dodge!4: After having been blown up by it last time, you start running like hell before it even gets a chance to attack you. You think you're safe for now.
>Spontaneously gain detection. Can't have lurkers firing spines at my fellow adventurer.
4: You somehow gain the ability to detect invisible units. You've seen far too people being caught out and ripped apart by lurkers.
> Continue heading south until I've reached my destination, whatever it may be.
2(-1): You sit down and medidate once more, thinking deeply about where you want to go.
>Offer anyone the chance to hide in my glassy halls and gables to protect themselves from future outside catastrophes at cost of their turn action
2(+1): You give anyone nearby the chance to enter you in exchange for their turn action. For some reason, nobody seems to want to take you up on this offer.
>Annoy Dormio until he revives me.
5: You nag at Dormio, hoping that if you annoy him enough, he'll let you revive. After about an hour of you pestering him, he gives in and brings you back into the game! Only to kill you again. And again. And again. And again. And aga(ry
>Embrace the city life by extracting essences of Earth, Wind, and Fire by becoming a Shining Star.
2: You just can't get used to all the noise and lights of the city. You can't become a shining star like this.
> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
6: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Wait, huh? You're alive again?
Hanged Hourai has reentered the game!A villain plotting to destroy the world? What an original concept!The Topic- 6: Does this small time villain think that it can destroy you? How foolish. You show that deluded fool how powerless she really is by showing her some true power.
Roll to dodge!2: You barely avoid being consumed by the topic itself. Perhaps you should think twice before trying to destroy the world once more. (Wounded)
