> Examine Mental Status
> Why did we spend the last two years here, anyways?
>You are quite sane, even if some may disagree.
>Though you are terribly bored, seeing as you've been unable to do anything or talk to anyone for the past two years.
>You have been unable to leave the border since you entered it.
>... what?!
>Check self... again. Are we really missing arms and if so, what happened to them?
>In fact, why are we here?
>How did we get here?
>Do we know what is going on, right now, outside of this space?
>You do not appear to be missing any part of your body.
>You entered the border almost immediately after it broke, in an attempt to fix it. You have been stuck in here since.
>Something is preventing your exit, though you don't know the exact cause.
>You have no idea about what has happened in Gensokyo since your disappearance.
>Verbose
>How versed are we in the fine art of decapitating strangers with a fan?
>Look. Where are we? What can we see?
>You curse your situation. Again.
>You imagine that your fan isn't sharp enough decapitate someone.
>You observe your surroundings. Again. Not like there's much else to do in here.
>You're drifting within a purple space, surrounded by a multitude of eyes.
>In this space, there are several areas of absolute nothing that appeared after the border broke.
>You've tried going towards these areas, but find that you can never reach them.
>Normally, you would simply open up a gap within this space and re-enter Gensokyo, but something prevents you from using your abilities.
>Wake up.
>You are already awake.
>But... something is strange.
>For the first time, you think that you can feel some of your powers returning.
>Go drinking with Nyamo.
>You imagine that you're teaching at a wacky high school.
>You've invited your close friend Nyamo out for a few drinks.
>Unfortunately, you took on the foolish attempt of trying to drink more than Nyamo.
>Perhaps this was how you ended up here.>_