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Letty Whiterock

Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2011, 04:47:43 PM »
This is creepy. You're all creepy.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2011, 09:19:14 PM »
Quote from: "Mint" - SLAKE on April 25, 2011, 04:47:43 PM
This is creepy. You're all creepy.

They're just jokes, you really should take it easy. :3
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2011, 09:23:47 PM »
Quote from: XephyrEnigma on April 25, 2011, 09:19:14 PM
They're just jokes, you really should take it easy. :3
:yukkuri:

That said, I agree with Mint. xD
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2011, 09:43:15 PM »
Quote from: nekorandomnessqueen on April 25, 2011, 03:22:25 AM
Being a girl and a feminist, I find this thread both highly amusing and a bit disgusting.

The amusing levels are greater, though.  :3

Why don't you try to make pick-up lines for guys then :V
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2011, 09:44:29 PM »
Are you a celestial? Because you're my Wonderful Heaven~.
I'll climb into YOUR wheelbarrow.

Quote from: BeyPok?Dig on April 25, 2011, 03:31:33 PM
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I'm pretty sure that would work.

Best pickup line. Thread closed.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2011, 10:38:30 PM »
-I'd love to get drunk on your love.

-Winter is always warm when I'm with you.

-Who needs common sense when we've got love?

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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2011, 03:24:37 AM »
"You must be manipulating distance, because I feel like I'm just getting closer and closer to you."

"Are you kidnapping me to Gensokyo Yukari? Because upon seeing you I'm already spirited away~"

"I hear you can see far Momizi. Were you lookin' for love? Because it's here baby. It's here."

...orz

Oh wait, one more:

"You came to Gensokyo looking for proof of magic? Well, look into my eyes and you'll see the proof."
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #37 on: April 26, 2011, 03:46:34 AM »
Quote from: Gpop on April 25, 2011, 09:43:15 PM
Why don't you try to make pick-up lines for guys then :V

You tempt me.

"Oh, a scoop! A scoop! What a scoop you'd make! But then, you're the type I'd rather keep for myself..."

"Hm, should I unfold my chair for you? I don't often use it for that..."

"You wanna try and drive my tank? There's plenty of room for the two of us..."

"One silver coin is all I allow... but for you, I might make an exception."

"Oh... being single is such a terrible misfortune, isn't it? I'll have to relieve you of that!"

"The atmosphere here is positively electrifying! But this time, I think you're the one responsible."

"Historically, it is the man that approaches the woman. You're worth changing that for."

"You're unconsciously lusting after me, aren't you? Aaaaren't you~~ Good!"

"I'm a collector of interesting things. And I want you in that collection."

"Did you ever wish for true love? Because I have an echo due for you."

"Konparo, konparo... Su-san, why is love gathering?"

"Let's go sinking in the Tunnel of Love. Don't worry, I know just the way to do it..."

[23:11] <(rdj)> "So I hear you're a traditional old man... I bet I can get you to break some of those."
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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #38 on: April 26, 2011, 03:58:30 AM »
Sure, let's have more used-by-Touhous lines:

"I was looking for front page material with my spirit photography. Yet all I could find was you."
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #39 on: April 26, 2011, 12:46:48 PM »
Quote from: E-Nazrin on April 26, 2011, 03:46:34 AM
[23:11] <(rdj)> "So I hear you're a traditional old man... I bet I can get you to break some of those."

I laughed too much.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2011, 02:56:52 PM »
Since we're on the "from girls to guys" side now:

"O, the world of dharma is filled with light! And the world of love sure is filled with you~"

"Give me your heart or I'll rip it out of you!"

"I sensed treasure waves coming from over here! They're coming from you~"

"Now aren't you quite the bountiful harvest this season?"

"I've got the nicest boat you'll ever ride!"

"You looked so perfect, I thought you were one of my dolls~"

"You can stoke MY flames any time you want~"

please kill me now
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #41 on: April 26, 2011, 04:17:14 PM »
Mystia's: I shall sing you the song of my people
Spoiler:
CHINCHIN
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #42 on: April 26, 2011, 04:51:32 PM »
Some of the "girl to guy" lines have a "I'm gonna rape you" vibe to them.
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Letty Whiterock

Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #43 on: April 26, 2011, 05:04:41 PM »
Quote from: Savory on April 26, 2011, 04:51:32 PM
Some of the "girl to guy" lines have a "I'm gonna rape you" vibe to them.
Quote from: "Mint" - SLAKE on April 25, 2011, 04:47:43 PM
This is creepy. You're all creepy.
I'm keeping my eye on this thread, so I can watch this train as it careens off the tracks.
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Letty Whiterock

Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2011, 05:05:51 PM »
No, seriously, make one wrong move, and this ends on the spot.

Spoiler:
this is the pick-up line
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #45 on: April 26, 2011, 08:14:31 PM »
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!"

Works every time.

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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #46 on: April 26, 2011, 11:48:52 PM »
"You are the only one whose mind I cannot read...so I must speak to learn more about you. "

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nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2011, 11:50:08 PM »
Quote from: nintendonut888 on April 26, 2011, 11:48:52 PM
"You are the only one whose mind I cannot read...so I must speak to learn more about you. "



Oh my god, someone actually went though with this. XD

Now where's the fanfic I was promised.  :3
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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2011, 12:09:23 AM »
Quote from: nekorandomnessqueen on April 26, 2011, 11:50:08 PM
Oh my god, someone actually went though with this. XD

Now where's the fanfic I was promised.  :3

Ask the one who drew it. :3

Also, have a less juvenile Koishi one:



I've had my eye on you...<3
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nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2011, 12:26:30 AM »
Quote from: BeyPok?Dig on April 26, 2011, 04:17:14 PM
Mystia's: I shall sing you the song of my people
Spoiler:
CHINCHIN
[/s][/size]

Let's not get too far into fanon characters.

"I can see all across Gensokyo from atop the mountain... but my eyes are always drawn to you."

"Isn't it getting awful dark here? Don't worry, I'll guide you by hand~"

"Ah, there's a treasure here... but I don't think it's anything you're wearing."

"Jealousy is a terrible thing, I would know. Which is why I'm not going to let you go."

"... it is rare for someone to interest me more than a good book."

"No need for donations. Just come on over."

"You would make a worthy addition to my charisma. Come along."

"The stars tell me my time and place... but right now feels better than they say."

"I think I'd prefer to carry you away before you become a corpse."
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2011, 01:15:28 AM »
Remember, guys, keep it classy. First sign of unwanted creepiness can mean a probation or a thread lock, and I don't really want to have to take away people's fun just because one person is being immature.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2011, 04:21:50 AM »
"Baby, when I see you, I don't just get surprised, I get really surprised by how much love we can make together"
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Letty Whiterock

Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2011, 05:19:19 AM »
Okay, one problem I'm seeing is that many of these aren't pick-up lines. They're things you put on the card in your girlfriend's rose bouquet. You're picking up girls and guys in a bar or other social setting, not celebrating an anniversary.
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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2011, 05:34:34 AM »
Quote from: "Mint" - SLAKE on April 27, 2011, 05:19:19 AM
Okay, one problem I'm seeing is that many of these aren't pick-up lines. They're things you put on the card in your girlfriend's rose bouquet. You're picking up girls and guys in a bar or other social setting, not celebrating an anniversary.

And? Can a thread not evolve? 'sides, pickup lines are more often than not sleazy, which is exactly what you're speaking out against. If you're gonna complain, why don't you actually participate instead of hovering over the thread?
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nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2011, 05:49:55 AM »
Spoiler:
your darkness cloud is bothering me
Spoiler:
since i can't see your lovely face

Spoiler:
i guess a bad way to break the ice would be
Spoiler:
to tell you i melt when i look into your eyes

Spoiler:
你是美
Spoiler:
鈴的

Spoiler:
you are quite similar to your library...
Spoiler:
i want to discover what is hidden in their depths

Spoiler:
stopping time isn't fair...
Spoiler:
i wished to spend every moment with you

Spoiler:
threesome with your little sister let's go

Spoiler:
threesome with your big sister let's go

Spoiler:
i wanted to spend as much time as possible with you so
Spoiler:
i killed lily white

Spoiler:
i know you don't like it, but if i sprinkle water on you,
Spoiler:
ran can't spy on us

Spoiler:
looks like you're already pretty drunk
Spoiler:
so how about a one-night stand

Spoiler:
awesome
Spoiler:
three of you

Spoiler:
your hakurouken won't work on me...
Spoiler:
i'm not confused, i'm in love

Spoiler:
桜、桜、　野山も里も　見渡す限り　霞か雲か　朝日に匂う
　
Spoiler:
幽々子、幽々子、　花ざかり


Spoiler:
i'm jealous of your virginity,
Spoiler:
i want to take it
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Letty Whiterock

Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2011, 11:09:05 AM »
Quote from: nintendonut888 on April 27, 2011, 05:34:34 AM
And? Can a thread not evolve? 'sides, pickup lines are more often than not sleazy, which is exactly what you're speaking out against. If you're gonna complain, why don't you actually participate instead of hovering over the thread?
Pick-up lines are not sleazy. They're cheesy. We're talking "If you were a nose, I'd pick you first" and "Are you from heaven, because you must be an angel" nonsense, not "I love you like a Letty loves winter."

Proper example:
"Your name must be Mokou, because you're hot."
"I'd let you rewrite my history."
"Baby, you're a perfect cherry blossom in this imperishable night, and I have a mountain of faith that you and I could be an undefined fantastic object."
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2011, 12:54:27 PM »
"Miss, are you a boxer? Not that you have huge arms, but I thought so because you knocked my heart out!"
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nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2011, 03:45:00 PM »
Quote from: "Mint" - SLAKE on April 27, 2011, 11:09:05 AM
Pick-up lines are not sleazy. They're cheesy. We're talking "If you were a nose, I'd pick you first" and "Are you from heaven, because you must be an angel" nonsense, not "I love you like a Letty loves winter."

Proper example:
"Your name must be Mokou, because you're hot."
"I'd let you rewrite my history."
"Baby, you're a perfect cherry blossom in this imperishable night, and I have a mountain of faith that you and I could be an undefined fantastic object."

True I suppose, but really mine at least were written to be used in that context, with things like *walks up to the girl/guy* and the person reacting cut out.

"It's spring baby."

That better? :P
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nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

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Letty Whiterock

Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #58 on: April 27, 2011, 06:07:50 PM »
Quote from: nintendonut888 on April 27, 2011, 03:45:00 PM
True I suppose, but really mine at least were written to be used in that context, with things like *walks up to the girl/guy* and the person reacting cut out.

"It's spring baby."

That better? :P
Perfect.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #59 on: April 27, 2011, 08:12:08 PM »
Quote from: "Mint" - SLAKE on April 27, 2011, 11:09:05 AM
"Baby, you're a perfect cherry blossom in this imperishable night, and I have a mountain of faith that you and I could be an undefined fantastic object."

....

....

....

Okay, that one was pretty cool.  :3
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