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Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« on: June 23, 2009, 11:15:05 PM »
I'm trying to describe VoWG to a colleague and I'm at a loss without just saying "ABSOLUTE ****TONS OF BULLETS". Any suggestions are appreciated.
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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2009, 11:22:37 PM »
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck".

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2009, 11:24:08 PM »
Fast, complex, contains elements of aimed waves and static waves. And very fun.

That's all.
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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 11:30:49 PM »
Kaleidoscopic curtain fire that is of the highest threat. Rainbow wave of amulet are constant uh-oh. Walls aimed at you after the twentieth~ second are of the commonity. Be praying.
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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2009, 11:32:51 PM »


These waves converge and spread out, forming many walls of bullets scattered around in odd directions. The colors are also really pretty. The thing is...



THERE ARE FUCKING WALLS OF BULLETS FUCKING EVERYWHERE. THERE ARE A FEW TIMES WHERE YOU CAN FIT YOURSELF IN A WAVE, BUT HELL IF YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO. YOU HAVE TO DODGE LIKE A FUCKING CAT DODGING A SUPER SOAKER THAT CONSTANTLY SPRAYS FUCKING EVERYWHERE. TWENTY SECONDS IN, THE WAVES STARTING OVERLAPPING ON EACH OTHER. THIS RESULTS IN SPLIT-TIMING DODGES THAT MAKE YOU RUN HALFWAY ACROSS THE SCREEN EVERY QUARTER OF A SECOND AND OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE BOMBING, WHICH BY THE WAY MAKE HER INVINCIBLE, BARELY REMOVE ANY BULLETS AND SLOWS YOU DOWN. EVEN WITH MAXIMUM DAMAGE OUTPUT, YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT FOR AT LEAST AN ENTIRE MINUTE.

I could really make it fifty if you want.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2009, 11:34:42 PM by Drake »

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 02:55:25 AM »
thousands of rainbow colored walls flying in your face which would kill you if you touch even a single bullet

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 07:14:49 AM »
Deadly wind.
Amulets of rainbow colors, impending holes between.
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Be swift, and find the gaps.
Be strong, and focus fire.
Above all, be decisive, and move at any time.
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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 05:38:29 PM »
Less than 50 words:
 
Arcs of amulets form around the boss from center to the border of the field, then twist and scatter into umpteen little walls of bullets that start overlapping after 20 seconds. The attack requires quick reflexes and good pattern reading skill.


More than 50 words, but still one sentence  :V :

Arcs of amulets form around the boss from center to the border of the field, then twist and scatter into umpteen little walls of bullets,some of which have tiny gaps, that curve outwards and require fast reaction and a good skill in reading the pattern in which each singular wave of walls dissolve, which becomes extremely difficult after twenty seconds when the waves start to overlap, after which you still have to last more than half a minute as the attack is immune to bombs and takes allot of damage, which, combined with the fitting and generally awesome music of the battle, all in all makes for one of the most difficult, mesmerizing and fun attacks in the whole game series.
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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 07:22:59 PM »
God of the Sky's Deadly Colorful Flower.

Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 09:36:42 PM »
Its fun, but its way to good at forming walls that require you to either squeeze through a tiny, tiny gap or move very quick, unfocused and precise around it. Much to fast for my little birdbrain. And the reason for all my failures to the spell.

To descripe it quickly: Epic, fast paced, excellent for showing off to others and fun to play. May feel a bit overwhelming but that just means i have goals to reach. And that's awesome.

Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 09:49:33 PM »
How do I describe VoWG's awesomeness?  How about this:  It might be the only attack that never really makes me angry when I fail it.  Simply being there and being able to dodge it is more than enough of a reward.  The only time it ever makes me upset is when it has to end.

Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 10:00:13 PM »
"A shitload of multi-colored talismans raining down on your maiden. Prepare to die, lots."

Im not very creative :/

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »
Complex multi-layered criss-crossing arcs of bullet walls that often require precise long distance dodges through gaps that only exist for a fraction of a second.

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 04:26:56 PM »
I think VoWG is pretty neat card

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 04:50:26 PM »
that's an understatement

VoWG is one of the best cards in Touhou

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2009, 09:54:00 PM »
Despite the fact that I've tried it at least 50 more times, Nuclear Fusion still capped it first, screw you, goddamn walls, PRETTY.

Or, in other words:
I think that Virtue of Wind God is a pretty cool card, eh walls me for split-second dodges that I epically fail and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2009, 03:24:03 PM »
With one picture which speaks a 1000-950 words.

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2009, 04:29:33 PM »
The picture does it pretty well, except it needs to be more colourful.

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2009, 05:06:27 PM »



Like this?

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2009, 05:50:26 PM »
Hmm Hmm, It is missing Kanako and a victim.



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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2009, 06:18:34 PM »
Despite the fact that I've tried it at least 50 more times, Nuclear Fusion still capped it first, screw you, goddamn walls, PRETTY.


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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2009, 09:02:00 PM »
a beautiful, multicolored pattern that unfolds itself like a blooming flower, spreading its petals and fragrance like the wind flowing gently across the mountain grass, while the dusk setting conveys thoughts of the ephemeral, momentaneous yet refreshing and overwhelming beauty of nature. So the spectator is treated with a much enjoyable journey through dreams of fantastic barrages.

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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2009, 11:13:47 PM »
I think VoWG is pretty neat card
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Re: Describe VoWG Lunatic in 50 words or less.
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2009, 04:42:23 AM »
Hmm Hmm, It is missing Kanako and a victim.



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