Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 199146 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #630 on:** July 03, 2009, 10:50:14 AM »

Quote from: Pako on July 03, 2009, 10:45:08 AM

> Tell her Rinnosuke has some nice new pillows.

>"Really? Cool! Hey, hook me up and I'll see about snagging you some of Boss' good tea."

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #631 on:** July 03, 2009, 11:51:29 AM »

>ああああああああああああああ

Pako · « **Reply #632 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:12:24 PM »

> Ask China if she will let us in if we get her some pillows, if she disagrees tell she will get a new bed too.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #633 on:** July 03, 2009, 09:05:25 PM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 03, 2009, 11:51:29 AM

>ああああああああああああああ

>Why's it gotta be like that, man? Where's the love?

Quote from: Pako on July 03, 2009, 12:12:24 PM

> Ask China if she will let us in if we get her some pillows, if she disagrees tell she will get a new bed too.

>At first she shakes her head. Then when you sweeten the deal with a new bed, she frowns a little, and starts to chew at her lower lip. "Well...maybe I could get someone to give you a guided tour? Boss shouldn't be too upset about that..."

>_

Pako · « **Reply #634 on:** July 03, 2009, 09:13:13 PM »

> Accept the deal.

> Ask if we need to get the pillows and bed right now or later.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #635 on:** July 03, 2009, 09:32:47 PM »

Quote from: Pako on July 03, 2009, 09:13:13 PM

> Accept the deal.

> Ask if we need to get the pillows and bed right now or later.

>China shrugs. Well, whenever you can get 'em, I guess. Uh, don't tell anyone, though..."

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #636 on:** July 04, 2009, 05:12:18 AM »

>zeeky boogy doog

>Ask Kaguya why she's such good friends with Mystia

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #637 on:** July 04, 2009, 05:19:28 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 04, 2009, 05:12:18 AM

>zeeky boogy doog

>Ask Kaguya why she's such good friends with Mystia

>The Zeeky Causer has already dealt with that issue.
>Kaguya regards you for a moment, then smiles and slowly waggles a finger. It seems she feels she's allowed some secrets.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #638 on:** July 04, 2009, 05:21:37 AM »

>ponder the depth of Kaguya's sexual exploits

>scratch Mystia behind the ears

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #639 on:** July 04, 2009, 05:36:31 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 04, 2009, 05:21:37 AM

>ponder the depth of Kaguya's sexual exploits

>scratch Mystia behind the ears

>Well, she's been around for centuries...and that's a long time to do some crazy shit.
>You scratch Mystia behind the ears. "Hey, stop that!" she cries. Then Rumia joins in.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #640 on:** July 04, 2009, 05:51:30 AM »

>give Rumia a hug, since we neglected to do so earlier

>ask Hong China what the plan is for our guided tour

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #641 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:02:13 AM »

>Rumia hugs you back. Awww. "Let's go bury some treasure!" she says.
>China Meiling shrugs. "I dunno. I'd just get one of the maids to do it, not like I can leave here, yanno?"

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #642 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:20:12 AM »

>Assure Rumia we will find and bury treasure at a later time
> Open mouth to ask The Red Dragon about contacting a maid, realize she wants the sleeping equipment first, and close mouth silently

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #643 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:23:02 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 04, 2009, 06:20:12 AM

>Assure Rumia we will find and bury treasure at a later time
> Open mouth to ask The Red Dragon about contacting a maid, realize she wants the sleeping equipment first, and close mouth silently

>"Awesome!" Rumia says.
>"So, you know where to find a bed, right?" Mystia asks.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #644 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:23:24 AM »

> Kick E-Nazrin in the cheese

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #645 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:28:16 AM »

>chew on the fourth wall

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #646 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:36:19 AM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on July 04, 2009, 06:23:24 AM

> Kick E-Nazrin in the cheese

>You don't know where that is.

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 04, 2009, 06:28:16 AM

>chew on the fourth wall

>You'd have to go to the other side of the manor to do that, and that's just way too much of a walk for you.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #647 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:41:45 AM »

> Ask for an imperfect, elegant maid

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #648 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:50:38 AM »

>

>Check inventory and status, it's been a while

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #649 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:16:35 AM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on July 04, 2009, 06:41:45 AM

> Ask for an imperfect, elegant maid

>"Uh...Well..." Says China, "I could try, I guess. But the thing is, Boss is really,really secretive. So she doesn't like people who might talk about what's going on inside. But, like, if you were okay with hiring on someone who is pretty low-key, I guess it'd fly. Want me to put a call in?"

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 04, 2009, 06:50:38 AM

>Check inventory and status, it's been a while

>Your Inventory contains:
>Slightly Worn Towel
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor (disassembled, out of power)
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Cement Boot
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles (In Mystia's possession)
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Fireflies in a Jar w/Poltergeist Saliva
>Dinged Up Proton Pack w/Ghost Trap
>Yukari's Cap. (Worn a hat)
>A Couple of Friendly Frogs.
>You are feeling a whole lot better since you got your kidney replaced. Aside from a nasty bruise Sorta-Keine bequeathed unto you, and your sleeve and Yukari's Cap being slightly moist from Rumia gnawing on them, you're fine.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #650 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:19:55 AM »

> Bust a rhyme

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #651 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:35:52 AM »

Quote from: Pesco47 on July 04, 2009, 07:19:55 AM

> Bust a rhyme

>You bust a rhyme. Afterwards, Kaguya gives an approving nod.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #652 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:52:47 AM »

>bust a groove

>Also have we actually seen any beds here or are we just bullshitting?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #653 on:** July 04, 2009, 08:43:52 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 04, 2009, 07:52:47 AM

>bust a groove

>Also have we actually seen any beds here or are we just bullshitting?

>You lack sufficient dinosaurs and bubbles
>Cirno had a crude bed. Wriggle had a Futon. Alice...probably had a bed, you don't recall.

>_

Herasy · « **Reply #654 on:** July 04, 2009, 09:38:26 PM »

> Ask Kaguya if Eientei has any spare beds, if she does not reply with spoken words then hit her with the cement boot.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #655 on:** July 04, 2009, 10:42:32 PM »

Quote from: Herasy on July 04, 2009, 09:38:26 PM

> Ask Kaguya if Eientei has any spare beds, if she does not reply with spoken words then hit her with the cement boot.

>Kaguya nods. As you prepare to whack her with the Cement Boot, Mystia throws herself between the two of you, clearly ready to run interference.

>_

Herasy · « **Reply #656 on:** July 05, 2009, 02:08:05 AM »

Quote from: Purjew on July 04, 2009, 10:42:32 PM

Quote from: Herasy on July 04, 2009, 09:38:26 PM
> Ask Kaguya if Eientei has any spare beds, if she does not reply with spoken words then hit her with the cement boot.

>Kaguya nods. As you prepare to whack her with the Cement Boot, Mystia throws herself between the two of you, clearly ready to run interference.

>_

*Is trying so hard to not hit Mystia with Cement Boot*

I'm on to you Text Parser.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #657 on:** July 05, 2009, 02:27:00 AM »

>silently blame Kaguya for all the world's problems, especially seducing Mystia

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #658 on:** July 05, 2009, 02:31:27 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 05, 2009, 02:27:00 AM

>silently blame Kaguya for all the world's problems, especially seducing Mystia

>You quietly blame Kaguya for this whole mess. Stupid NEET.
>While you are busy blaming, someone else comes up the path. It is Yugi! She approaches, nose still in her book, as Hong Meiling opens the gate for her. "Things go well?" asks the guard, to which Yugi just nods as she walks in and the gate is closed behind her.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #659 on:** July 05, 2009, 07:56:13 AM »

> Text Parser
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