Well, another failure on my end, BUT THERE IS HOPE!
[13:49] <Xan> Hey, this is Xan
[13:49] <Ramus> And this is Ramus.
[13:49] <Ramus> And I'm going to make fun of him while he plays Crawl.
[13:49] <Ramus> Assuming he lasts that long.
[13:49] <Xan> Today, we're trying something a bit different.
[13:49] <Ramus> We're playing as a dog!
[13:49] <Ramus> A female dog!
[13:50] <Ramus> Of the devil!
[13:50] <Ramus> That also doubles as a maid!
[13:50] <Xan> Yes!
[13:50] <Xan> So moe!
[13:50] <Ramus> Eh sure, if beastiality/furry is your thing.
[13:50] <Xan> Ears and tail doesn't count.
[13:50] <Xan> Furry is full body.
[13:51] <Xan> To sumarize, Fox is a furry.
[13:51] <Xan> Ran Yakumo is not.
[13:51] <Ramus> Eh, whatever.
[13:51] <Ramus> Just go.
[13:51] <Xan> I am.
[13:51] <Xan>
[13:52] <Xan> Here we are.
[13:52] <Ramus> I forgot just how badly Spriggans' str is.
[13:52] <Xan> As you can see, crazy low strength, but we don't need it.
[13:52] <Xan> Since Assassins don't use it.
[13:52] <Ramus> Warrior spriggan?
[13:52] <Xan> Lol.
[13:53] <Xan> Well, I think they'd roll higher for that due to class.
[13:53] <Xan> I believe stats are geared towards your class.
[13:53] <Ramus> Still would be sucky.
[13:53] <Xan> Yes
[13:53] <Xan> Well, the speed would help make up for it.
[13:53] <Ramus> Nah, it's mainly the race's stats.
[13:53] <Xan> These guys get two turns for everyone elses 1
[13:53] <Ramus> But the class add on finally touches and the actual abilities.
[13:53] <Ramus> Yeap.
[13:53] <Xan> They're still slower than bats.
[13:53] <Ramus> Except the Naga.
[13:54] <Ramus> Naga is sluggish.
[13:54] <Xan> But the speed REALLY helps.
[13:54] <Ramus> Anyway, get moving.
[13:54] <Xan> And, this is not good.
[13:54] <Xan> Gnolls, Floor 1
[13:54] <Ramus> oh lol
[13:55] <Ramus> Welp, good luck.
[13:55] <Xan> And I'm stuck in a corner.
[13:55] <Ramus> Screenshot please.
[13:55] <Xan> Hah, Escape hatch FTW
[13:55] <Xan> But there went all my needles.
[13:56] <Ramus> Needles are useless anyway.
[13:56] <Xan> Need to find up staircase, asap.
[13:56] <Ramus> Unless their curare.
[13:56] <Ramus> they're*
[13:56] <Xan> Nah, poison's pretty nice, actually.
[13:56] <Ramus> Eh, poison melee is generally better in my experience.
[13:56] <Xan> And I am level 3 already
[13:56] <Xan> Put point into Dex.
[13:57] <Ramus> How?
[13:57] <Ramus> Killed some Gnolls?
[13:57] <Xan> That and a snake.
[13:57] <Xan> I killed two gnolls.
[13:57] <Ramus> Geez man, get some screenshots of this next time.
[13:57] <Ramus> It's not every day that a Spriggan kills two gnolls off the bat.
[13:57] <Xan> Bah, it was just poison.
[13:58] <Xan> And I could do it with a transmuter too.
[13:58] <Ramus> Stick in the mud.
[13:58] <Xan> And I just owned the third one.
[13:58] <Xan> hehehe.
[13:59] <Ramus> Screenshot?!
[13:59] <Xan> Once again, poison.
[13:59] <Ramus> Geh.
[13:59] <Xan> Don't worry, I got one of the kill message.
[14:00] <Ramus> Okay.
[14:01] <Xan>
[14:01] <Xan> Thar we go, PROOF!
[14:01] <Xan> Fudge.
[14:01] <Ramus> ?
[14:01] <Xan> Should have re-equiped my dagger before trying scrolls.
[14:01] <Ramus> Yes, yes you should have.
[14:01] <Ramus> Simple guide to identifying scrolls:
[14:01] <Xan> I don't need a +0,+1 blowgun.
[14:01] <Ramus> Equip your weapon.
[14:02] <Ramus> Make sure it's bladed so you can eat.
[14:02] <Ramus> Second, make sure to have an unidentified piece of armor with you.
[14:02] <Xan> Yeah.
[14:02] <Ramus> Lastly, make sure an enemy is nearby.
[14:02] <Ramus> Under these conditions, you can figure out or identify what each scroll is.
[14:02] <Xan> I usually forget the last one.
[14:03] <Ramus> Still takes some trial and error though.
[14:03] <Xan> And the first one is kinda a non-issue for spriggans.
[14:03] <Ramus> Right.
[14:03] <Ramus> Cause they don't eat meat.
[14:03] <Xan> Yup
[14:03] <Ramus> Unless you get stupidly lucky with mutations.
[14:04] <Xan> Actually, Pesco tested.
[14:04] <Ramus> And?
[14:04] <Xan> It's impossible for them to get Carnivore off of mutations unless you specifically give it to them using Wizard Mode
[14:04] <Xan> That's debug for those of you who didn't know that.
[14:04] <Ramus> Oh.
[14:05] <Ramus> They must have changed that from 4.3 to 4.5
[14:05] <Ramus> Cause I could do that in 4.3
[14:05] <Xan> I don't know what version he was testing on.
[14:05] <Ramus> Hmm...
[14:05] <Ramus> Whatever.
[14:05] <Ramus> Status update?
[14:05] <Xan> Searching floor 1 for items.
[14:07] <Xan> Found a, no, make that 3 scrolls of Identify.
[14:07] <Xan> Hell yeah.
[14:07] <Ramus> FUCK YEAH
[14:07] <Ramus> Now go find some rings to use those on.
[14:08] <Xan> I now am the proud owner of an Amulet of Resist Mutation.
[14:08] <Ramus> WOOT
[14:08] <Xan> Equiping that.
[14:09] <Xan> Also, a wand of Fireball.
[14:09] <Ramus> That deserves a FUCK YEAH
[14:09] <Ramus> Just don't shoot it if you're next to the enemy.
[14:09] <Ramus> I died once from that. >_O
[14:10] <Ramus> Gotta love it when you lose an awesome character by your sheer stupidity alone.
[14:10] <Xan> Of course.
[14:12] <Xan> And here is (an out of date) shot of why Spriggan's are amazing assassins
[14:12] <Xan>
[14:13] <Xan> And here's where I just slaughtered some dudes.
[14:13] <Xan>
[14:14] <Ramus> Puddle of blood means you hit someone real hard.
[14:14] <Xan> Yes.
[14:14] <Xan> That happens a lot.
[14:14] <Ramus> Still, I have yet to see a screenshot that matches Meiling's go in the Elven Halls.
[14:14] <Xan> We'll see, yes?
[14:14] <Ramus> Of course.
[14:14] <Xan> Anyhow, Level 4.
[14:15] <Xan> And OH GODS, SURROUNDED BY ORCS!
[14:15] <Ramus> RUN!
[14:15] <Xan> But thanks to my insane speed, I escaped, killing all but two.
[14:15] <Ramus> Yayz.
[14:15] <Ramus> How's the HP doing?
[14:15] <Xan> And a fireball owns them.
[14:16] <Xan> 7/19.
[14:16] <Ramus> 7/19?
[14:16] <Ramus> Oh, uses.
[14:16] <Xan> No, health.
[14:16] <Xan> Not that it matters.
[14:16] <Xan> Basically, we shouldn't be getting hit.
[14:17] <Ramus> Hurr.
[14:17] <Xan> The only real threat is if we bump into sigmund.
[14:17] <Ramus> Yeah, what still the City of Dis.
[14:17] <Ramus> wait until*
[14:17] <Ramus> Grammar died there.
[14:17] <Xan> And Terrence is dead.
[14:17] <Ramus> Regardless, if your AC isn't high, you'll have to bullet time dodge to survive the explosions in that place.
[14:17] <Xan> FFFF died.
[14:17] <Xan> Got overconfident.
[14:18] <Ramus> Screenshot?
[14:18] <Ramus> What happened.
[14:18] <Ramus> And you better post this.
[14:18] <Xan> Decided to try to sneak attack a worm and a cockroach that hadn't seen me.
[14:18] <Xan> The worm woke up.
[14:18] <Xan> I figured I could take it.
[14:18] <Xan> I was almost correct.
[14:18] <Ramus> Ow.
[14:18] <Xan> Ah well.
[14:18] <Xan> I'll do better next time.
Re-signing up.
And yes, I can do better than this. My attack on the worm was, as I said, overconfidence. Mostly in my ability to hit things. I somehow managed to miss it enough times for it to smack me down. Still got it down to seriously injured, though, which goes to show how much damage Spriggan Assassins can pull off.