Author Topic: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 46359 times)

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #780 on: September 26, 2012, 11:28:04 PM »
> "Does that mean you'll be on the front lines?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #781 on: September 26, 2012, 11:32:01 PM »
> "Does that mean you'll be on the front lines?"

>"Would it matter either way, when you consider what I have said?"

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #782 on: September 27, 2012, 12:00:14 AM »
> "It might. This whole thing is your vision, and it's being done on your orders. Seems like you should be putting your well-being on the line for it."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #783 on: September 27, 2012, 12:19:17 AM »
> "It might. This whole thing is your vision, and it's being done on your orders. Seems like you should be putting your well-being on the line for it."

>"It is my intention to be there," says the Emperor. 

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #784 on: September 27, 2012, 12:32:16 AM »
> Raise an eyebrow.
> "Fighting and everything?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #785 on: September 27, 2012, 12:38:33 AM »
> Raise an eyebrow.
> "Fighting and everything?"

>"Do you really think a leader and an infantryman have the same duties in a war?" says the Emperor. "I will direct the campaign, and fight when needs be."

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #786 on: September 27, 2012, 01:05:02 AM »
Well that whole bit takes the wind out of my sails. Either he's calling my bluff perfectly or he actually believes all this stuff.

I'll need to think about this for a while. I've really no clue now what could possibly convince him this isn't worth it. I don't even think killing him would solve anything.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #787 on: September 27, 2012, 04:28:16 AM »
Well, we could always bait him into chasing after us once everyone's in the dimension-hoppy-thingy, and then lead him right into it, and spirit him away with us so we can leave him in Eiki's hands for a good stiff lecture, and possible early judgement.
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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #788 on: September 27, 2012, 04:50:51 AM »
I suspect we'd have a hard time taunting him into anything.

> "I see..."
> Look back out the window.
> "...If I can ask a personal question...out of curiosity, do you have any kids?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #789 on: September 27, 2012, 05:04:57 AM »
> "I see..."
> Look back out the window.
> "...If I can ask a personal question...out of curiosity, do you have any kids?"

>"No, I have no children of my own," he says.

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #790 on: September 27, 2012, 05:39:24 AM »
(when you're done with this) "Your world is a cold and bitter place. I want to go home."
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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #791 on: September 27, 2012, 05:48:38 AM »
I'll want to comb through this entire conversation again at least once before being done. Sorry for holding things up.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #792 on: September 27, 2012, 06:04:06 PM »
Mmmmmm...

I...might have an inkling of an idea, just from generically dwelling on why he's doing this. Might. I need to think on it some more and review a few of his details before I consider it worth trying.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #793 on: September 27, 2012, 10:53:38 PM »
The more I think about this the more I think it's worth a shot. I certainly can't think of anything else at present, anyway.

> "I see. Forget about that, then. I'm trying to piece all of this together, so I'd like to do some fact checking. You seem to behave as if your victory is a foregone conclusion, and looking at things, I can certainly understand why. I see nigh endless city out this window, and you talk of the countless people out there ready to fight for you. How much abouts do you think you outnumber Gensokyo's population by?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #794 on: September 27, 2012, 11:54:42 PM »
> "I see. Forget about that, then. I'm trying to piece all of this together, so I'd like to do some fact checking. You seem to behave as if your victory is a foregone conclusion, and looking at things, I can certainly understand why. I see nigh endless city out this window, and you talk of the countless people out there ready to fight for you. How much abouts do you think you outnumber Gensokyo's population by?"

>"In total?" says the Emperor, "in raw numbers, easily several hundred times over, presuming every demon that can fight will fight. In terms of equipment, the comparison becomes significantly more difficult to make, but I am confident that we shall at least match whatever magic that can be conjured. Its grows a little more fuzzy north of the great river, we shall have to assess our positions and consider the case more carefully once we've reached that point, but I am confident that we will not be poor straits by that point."

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #795 on: September 28, 2012, 12:00:08 AM »
> Nod.
> "And you've been specifically scouting Gensokyo for this for a while. A few years, I'd guess?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #796 on: September 28, 2012, 12:23:05 AM »
> Nod.
> "And you've been specifically scouting Gensokyo for this for a while. A few years, I'd guess?"

>"Not directly, but Verde's report is does not represent the sum of our knowledge," says the Emperor.

>_

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #797 on: September 28, 2012, 12:25:57 AM »
> "But you're still much better off than the grand sum of zero knowledge Gensokyo has about Kosa. Outside of maybe the blue-haired traitor, anyway."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #798 on: September 28, 2012, 12:54:06 AM »
> "But you're still much better off than the grand sum of zero knowledge Gensokyo has about Kosa. Outside of maybe the blue-haired traitor, anyway."

>"Your point being?"says the Emperor.

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« Reply #799 on: September 28, 2012, 01:02:50 AM »
> "Just going through the list of things. There's plenty of other stuff to consider. These translator devices give you access to their language while they won't know yours, so that's a communication advantage. Gensokyo's combat system is oriented more around style points, while I'd guess your army's top priority will be getting the job done as fast as possible. And you're right, not everyone in Gensokyo likes each other, so you'd be more unified than them. Can you think of anything else? I'm probably missing something."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #800 on: September 28, 2012, 01:38:49 AM »
> "Just going through the list of things. There's plenty of other stuff to consider. These translator devices give you access to their language while they won't know yours, so that's a communication advantage. Gensokyo's combat system is oriented more around style points, while I'd guess your army's top priority will be getting the job done as fast as possible. And you're right, not everyone in Gensokyo likes each other, so you'd be more unified than them. Can you think of anything else? I'm probably missing something."

>"A few factors," he says, "but for the time being, let us assume you have named everything."

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« Reply #801 on: September 28, 2012, 01:43:55 AM »
> "Right. So you have a numbers advantage, a resources advantage, an information advantage, a tactical advantage, an informational advantage, an organizational advantage, a technological advantage, a communications advantage, the element of surprise, and a litany of other things. Given all that, who will actually be impressed by your victory?"
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #802 on: September 28, 2012, 02:02:01 AM »
> "Right. So you have a numbers advantage, a resources advantage, an information advantage, a tactical advantage, an informational advantage, an organizational advantage, a technological advantage, a communications advantage, the element of surprise, and a litany of other things. Given all that, who will actually be impressed by your victory?"

>"You seem to have forgotten what it means to stretch beyond the frontier of the known world, and make what you find yours," says the Emperor.

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #803 on: September 28, 2012, 02:03:42 AM »
> "I haven't forgotten that. Rather, I think you've forgotten that breaking through the barrier isn't something you or your Empire did."
« Last Edit: September 28, 2012, 02:05:47 AM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #804 on: September 28, 2012, 02:29:44 AM »
> "I haven't forgotten that. Rather, I think you've forgotten that breaking through the barrier isn't something you or your Empire did."

>"There is a difference in significance between a lone discredited professor finding something, and the seat of authority exploring and taking it," says the Emperor.

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #805 on: September 28, 2012, 02:35:47 AM »
> "And what might that difference be, that it nullifies the fact that you wouldn't have access to our world if she hadn't invented it before falling victim to a freak accident that kept her indisposed for several months?"
« Last Edit: September 28, 2012, 02:38:45 AM by Kilgamayan »
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #806 on: September 28, 2012, 03:52:29 AM »
> "And what might that difference be, that it nullifies the fact that you wouldn't have access to our world if she hadn't invented it before falling victim to a freak accident that kept her indisposed for several months?"

>"And what if you had been born a human?" says the Emperor. "A hypothetical past means nothing."

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #807 on: September 28, 2012, 04:12:24 AM »
> Give a small smirk.
> "Your avoidance of the fact that your plan would be impossible without her work is noted."
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #808 on: September 28, 2012, 04:56:36 AM »
> Give a small smirk.
> "Your avoidance of the fact that your plan would be impossible without her work is noted."

>"And your point, aside from hypothetical situations whose time of possibility has passed?"

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Re: Kisume Quest VI - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #809 on: September 28, 2012, 05:05:58 AM »
Kilga, it seems like you are saying "Your project that you have been working toward means nothing and should be abandoned." It also seems like you said this in several previous adventures, to no avail.
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