Author Topic: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS) (Read 220015 times)

Vael · « **Reply #720 on:** January 03, 2013, 12:24:07 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on January 03, 2013, 10:28:27 AM

"I've never watched them." hardly counts as an answer. At the VERY least, you put that down, but you don't get to ask a question.

Quote from: Vael on December 24, 2012, 10:43:53 AM

Come on people, let's actually play the game...you got an answer, and if wasn't the one you wanted, big deal...shrug and move on. You can't control the answers you get, only the questions you ask.

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Since there was no question for me to answer:

What if...

Eiji Hino, aka Kamen Rider OOO, found himself in Gensokyo? Oh, and due to the nature of Gensokyo, he has the Medals, OOO Driver, and O-Scanner, back with him.

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #721 on:** January 03, 2013, 08:38:39 PM »

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Come on people, let's actually play the game...you got an answer, and if wasn't the one you wanted, big deal...shrug and move on. You can't control the answers you get, only the questions you ask.

There's a difference between a silly answer, which is acceptable, and a non-answer, which is being too lazy/too impatient to even attempt an answer/wait for someone else to answer but the person wants THEIR question answered, so they put down a non-answer and ask theirs. Seems kind of unfair, right?

To give you an idea of how annoying that is...

Quote from: Vael on January 03, 2013, 12:24:07 PM

Since there was no question for me to answer:

What if...

Eiji Hino, aka Kamen Rider OOO, found himself in Gensokyo? Oh, and due to the nature of Gensokyo, he has the Medals, OOO Driver, and O-Scanner, back with him.

Never heard of him.

<insert What If question here>

That is a non-answer, and it is infuriating. Which is exactly what

Quote from: HawkPath1337

I wouldn't watch them. MiB is too scary...

is, a non-answer. I mean, I understand silly answers, but that's just rude.

And technically, you did have a question to answer if you're going to defend HawkPath1337's answer.

Quote from: HawkPath1337

What if Yamame played Baldur's Gate?

was his question. Just trying to knock this thread back into a straight Q & A line before it topples. So, which is it?

Don't want to get into a flame war, mind you. Just trying to explain that there's a difference between "not getting the answer you wanted" and an answer that DOESN'T address the question and only exists so that the person can ask their question.

fondue · « **Reply #722 on:** January 03, 2013, 11:04:45 PM »

guys lets steer away from this please its making me go :c

I'll answer the previous one. When Eiji meets Yukari, she gaps in the Luna Dopant and they fight again. Aya films the whole event and makes a news report about it.

What if Gensokyo was made furry? What kind of animals the characters (only the main, main-ish and maybe the recent ones. All of them to be listed and changed would be kinda BS for you guys ;o ) would be?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #723 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:58:40 AM »

Quote from: ☯The Embodiment of fondue☯ on January 03, 2013, 11:04:45 PM

What if Gensokyo was made furry? What kind of animals the characters (only the main, main-ish and maybe the recent ones. All of them to be listed and changed would be kinda BS for you guys ;o ) would be?

Remilia would be part bat. Oh, wait, she already kinda is (Playable in IN)
Reimu... Um... Prickly mood, so hedgehog?
Marisa... Is obvious, as ANYBODY will tell you. They already refer to her as "a rat"
Sanae... In keeping with my Return of Touhou Mother LP, she's freaking obligated to be related to Metroid in some way. So a Ridley-human hybrid. When she gets mad, she gets MAD.
Sakuya... Can't really do one with her.
Yukari... Turtle. She's resident sage. So was Genji, so it doubly makes sense.
Alice... Don't really have one.
Yuyuko... A lich... Not really furry, but... you tell me an animal that fits her!
Youmu... A tiger. Definitely.

What if Eirin was the head of the FDA? (Food and Drug Administration, for non-Americans. They're the ones in charge of exhaustively testing new foods and medicines.)

Vael · « **Reply #724 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:26:43 AM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on January 03, 2013, 08:38:39 PM

And technically, you did have a question to answer if you're going to defend HawkPath1337's answer.was his question. Just trying to knock this thread back into a straight Q & A line before it topples. So, which is it?

Don't want to get into a flame war, mind you. Just trying to explain that there's a difference between "not getting the answer you wanted" and an answer that DOESN'T address the question and only exists so that the person can ask their question.

My apologies then.

Quote from: Cybeast710 on January 04, 2013, 02:58:40 AM

What if Eirin was the head of the FDA? (Food and Drug Administration, for non-Americans. They're the ones in charge of exhaustively testing new foods and medicines.)

One of two things, either:
a) USA has the best medicines and most nutritious food in the world...
or
b) USA gets invaded by the Moon as they try to take back Eirin.

What if Keine was just as powerful as Yukari?

Error · « **Reply #725 on:** January 04, 2013, 06:55:18 AM »

Then she wasn't trying very hard to hide the village in IN.

What if ZUN didn't create Gensokyo, but it was still the setting for the games?

Maribel Hearn · « **Reply #726 on:** January 04, 2013, 09:09:49 AM »

The rights would be in Amusement Makers' hands and he would be unable to use Gensokyo in his games, just like the PC-98 characters.

What if ZUN had rights for the PC-98 characters while developing UFO?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #727 on:** January 04, 2013, 11:02:08 AM »

Quote from: Maribel Hearn on January 04, 2013, 09:09:49 AM

The rights would be in Amusement Makers' hands and he would be unable to use Gensokyo in his games, just like the PC-98 characters.

What if ZUN had rights for the PC-98 characters while developing UFO?

Probably would bring a few back to accompany Byakuren.

~~What if all gaming, Touhou Project included, was a carefully designed experiment by Eirin? One which encompasses most of humanity?~~ Hard to get a straight answer

What if Cirno got caught in one of Yukari's gaps, and when she came out, there were 13 of her? One for each Pokemon type? Fire, Ice, Electric, Steel, Dark, Rock, Bug, Grass, Ground, Water, Poison, Dragon, Fighting, Ghost, Flying, Psychic, and Type ??? (as in the move Curse) ?

Maribel Hearn · « **Reply #728 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:46:35 PM »

There would be more forms for her than just Achi, Ikazu and Mizu Cirno. ;P And you would sadly be unable to use all of them in a team, only able to carry 6.

What if Cirno and Utsuho were intelligent and formed a team to fight to rest of Gensokyo for fun?

game2011 · « **Reply #729 on:** January 04, 2013, 05:43:46 PM »

Quote from: Maribel Hearn on January 04, 2013, 09:09:49 AM

The rights would be in Amusement Makers' hands and he would be unable to use Gensokyo in his games, just like the PC-98 characters.

What if ZUN had rights for the PC-98 characters while developing UFO?

ZUN not having the rights to the PC-98 characters isn't true, mind you.

Anyway...

They would still lose to the combined force of all the characters in Gensokyo, thus proving that brain does not always beat brawn.

What if Reimu is loved by all the male population in Gensokyo?

Maribel Hearn · « **Reply #730 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:16:18 PM »

Her donation box would actually contain something.

What if Reimu didn't have exposed armpits?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #731 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:55:45 PM »

Quote from: Maribel Hearn on January 04, 2013, 07:16:18 PM

Her donation box would actually contain something.

What if Reimu didn't have exposed armpits?

No one (in universe) would even blink.
The fanbase, however, would probably react negatively.

What if Cirno showed up at your front door? What would you do?

fondue · « **Reply #732 on:** January 05, 2013, 12:35:02 AM »

Squeal in delight and invite her inside and ask her about her life.

What if Shikieiki judged you?

Error · « **Reply #733 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:02:43 AM »

I'd probably be sent to hell for some arbitrary reason.

What if TH1-5 were canon and 6+ was fanon?

game2011 · « **Reply #734 on:** January 05, 2013, 03:51:48 PM »

Knowing how this fandom works, the 6+ characters will still be treated by them as canon.

What if Yuyuko's hitbox is as big as Letty's?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #735 on:** January 06, 2013, 02:49:51 AM »

Aren't both their hitboxes the whole freaking sprite?

Here's one.

What if Rosalie (from Twilight) and Flandre swapped places?
(Rosalie was the one who Jacob made 50 blonde jokes about)

Fun fact. I like Twilight. Don't see why everyone hates on it. However, I've got no problem tearing it to pieces in the name of fanfiction/"what if?". See THIS for an example... And i DO think the sparkling vampires are stupid...

Alicirno · « **Reply #736 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:27:46 PM »

Quote from: Cybeast710 on January 06, 2013, 02:49:51 AM

What if Rosalie (from Twilight) and Flandre swapped places?
(Rosalie was the one who Jacob made 50 blonde jokes about)

Then EoSD Extra would be much easier and Twilight would've been more than a love triangle, maybe ending a lot sooner. Both would suffer depression: Rosalie from being locked up for 495 years then finally being released to be beat up by a shrine maiden and/or magician and Flandre from realising she has to deal with silly fanfiction plots.

What if Yukari didn't have Ran and had to do everything herself?

Delfigamer · « **Reply #737 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:36:08 PM »

Quote from: Alicirno on January 06, 2013, 03:27:46 PM

What if Yukari didn't have Ran and had to do everything herself?

The question is slightly incorrect. If Yukari didn't have have Ran, she would enslave somebody else. Maybe you, what do you think?

Yeah, what if Yukari got Mamizou instead of Ran?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #738 on:** January 12, 2013, 07:46:55 PM »

She could use Mamizou to easily handle incidents involving a group of people by having her transform into one.

What if the Touhou characters played ice hockey? And stayed within the rules? (i.e. NO FLYING since it ruins the point of the ice.)

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #739 on:** January 17, 2013, 02:27:02 AM »

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What if the Touhou characters played ice hockey? And stayed within the rules? (i.e. NO FLYING since it ruins the point of the ice.)

Well, no one's answering, so I'll answer this and ask another.

Aya and Youmu become pretty useless. (Force of Friction is uFn. They won't be able to NEARLY brake in time at full speed.)
Cirno is suddenly the MVP (Hey, she handles ice on a regular basis)
Wriggle finds someone else to hang with since she doesn't like ice too much.
Marisa tries to introduce curling. It bombs.
Reimu doesn't care.
Yukari's lazy as usual.
Yuyuko referees.

What if a Manaphy got loose in Gensokyo?

For those of you who don't know, Manaphy has the power of Heart Swap. Absolutely jerkish, since it literally makes two things switch bodies. In Brawl, if Manaphy showed up, you started throwing yourself off the edge if it got you, since your opponent would lose lives.

sol35 · « **Reply #740 on:** January 17, 2013, 03:05:11 AM »

Manaphy and koishi become instant friends and reimu uses manaphy to switch bodies with someone with more money then her.

ok my question
what if utsuho and yukari teamed up to take over gensokyo?

Error · « **Reply #741 on:** January 17, 2013, 04:44:13 AM »

expect to see a lot more explosion endings.

what if keine and rinnosuke were related?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #742 on:** January 17, 2013, 10:35:36 AM »

Keine would consistently pressure Rinnosuke to "make something of his life"

what if Yukari gspped into your house one day and asked for tea? What would you do?

Sky_Paladin · « **Reply #743 on:** January 17, 2013, 12:33:28 PM »

I would make her some goddamn tea, and hope she likes Earl Grey.

What if Yukari did not like Earl Grey?

ZekeSulastin · « **Reply #744 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:28:32 PM »

a) Hope you have other choices (we have plenty), b) pray whichever youkai you get dumped on likes Earl Grey v:

What if you went outside and found yourself being followed by Orin?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #745 on:** January 17, 2013, 07:57:02 PM »

Quote from: ZekeSulastin on January 17, 2013, 06:28:32 PM

What if you went outside and found yourself being followed by Orin?

Yeah... when that happens, it's time to write your will... Since Orin has been known to prematurely try to kill someone to get their corpse (ReimuB, SA)

What if Yukari decided to involve the outside world in the next incident/cause an incident by opening a gap to the outside world?

Maribel Hearn · « **Reply #746 on:** January 17, 2013, 08:09:53 PM »

Entire Japan would be conquered by the youkai.

To continue on this, what if Japan was under youkai rulership?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #747 on:** January 18, 2013, 02:44:50 AM »

Then we'd have the Pacific War all over again as the youkai inflame the samurai spirit again. Except this time, the US loses due to... well... them being FREAKING YOUKAI.

Here's one I thought of that I realized worked as I was reading the comics.

What if Yukari took Garfield for a pet? (He's already pretty much half-youkai at this point, considering how long he's been around. And the fact he's sentient. Scratch the half youkai comment, Garfield IS a youkai. Just a mute one.)

Vael · « **Reply #748 on:** January 20, 2013, 02:24:13 PM »

Ever seen a jelly Ran? Because we'll soon see one...oh and overworked too. Chen might like him, since he's a very cat-like cat.

What if Reimu became a hermit, like Kasen.

game2011 · « **Reply #749 on:** January 20, 2013, 03:53:30 PM »

She becomes a wicked hermit due to craving riches and earthly desires that hermits should avoid. At least I think hermits should avoid them...

What if Gensokyo exists in real life, but it's actually a very dangerous place in Japan with no civilization and is full of dangerous wild animals and savages?