Because god damn it do I hate those two books.
As you should.
What if Miko lost her earmuffs?
Futo: Crown prince, where are your earmuffs?
Miko: -throwing things around the room- I don't know! Find them quickly before the shrine maiden and the thieving magician show up!
A good ten minutes pass as Miko and Futo tear up the room desperately searching for Miko's earmuffs to no avail. A knock is heard at the door.
Miko: "Shit, they're here." -adjusts her shirt- "Well, if it's just those two, I should be able to..." -Miko opens the door-
Marisa: "Yo, Miko. How you doing, ze?"
Reimu: "I hope you don't mind but we brought a few more people with us."
Miko: "R-really?"
Reimu: "Yeah, guess we'll have to have the party out here." -grabs Miko's hand and drags her outside-
A sea of people and youkai have come to visit. Reimu pushes Miko right into the very center of the crowd. Even now Miko's head starts to swim with the desires of everyone around her.
"Donations. Donations. Donations. Donations.....Food.....Food."
"Shiny things. Books. Spell cards."
"Scandalous pictures! Panty shots! HIDDEN SECRETS!"
"Cucumbers...mecha...cucumber mecha."
"Faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith faith."
"Sake. Beer. Any booze, I don't care."Miko's eyes turn white and she passes out.
Futo: "CROWN PRINCE!"
Marisa: "Man, we didn't even have anything to drink yet. Wimp."
Noooooo someone else posted. Screw it.
What if instead of asthma Patchoulli had morbid obesity?
She still wouldn't leave the library.
What if Shinki came back....FOR REVENGE!