Incarnation of MoTK? Hoo boy. Knowledge. Patchy would probably have to Job Change (hah hah) from Librarian/Sage to Elemental Mage. But besides that, the Touhous would probably tag team in a battle with it, since there is no way for them to defeat it one on one. It'll time out any sort of spellcard. It would take the form of... Well, Giygas comes to mind, just less evil and scary. But You Cannot Grasp It's True Form is a definitely a trope that would apply.
What if the fourth wall spontaneously collapsed one day?
An ordinary day of playing Touhou 8: Imperishable Night would be the bane of one's life (Or you can have the greatest time in your lives).
Me: *Boots up game*
>Suddenly, you notice that the sun outside your window disappeared, and you find a moon there instead, with the words "Paradise Moon is..."
>When you reach the title screen, Reimu jumps at you and grabs you by the collar, questioning whether you broke the moon in Gensokyo.
>You attempt to click on the "z" key to reach the character select screen, in which you hit the Border Team first, and Reimu and Yukari bang at the computer screen, shouting "Pick Me, Pick Me!".
>You resist the urge to question this madness, though it is very interesting.
>You suddenly hear something like "Bitch get out of the way, da ze!", from your screen's right.
>You press the right directional key, leading to Reimu and Yukari screaming at what you did and what would happen to the moon before you hear their voices going further and further, to the left of the screen.
>Marisa then breaks your screen, then grabs you by the collar, with the mini-Hakkero in your face, threatening you to pick them, while Alice sits in a corner, sighing at Marisa's approach.
>In the face of threat, you decided that you should pick the option that guarantees your survival: To hit the right directional key and proceed to the next team. Marisa screams at you while you hear the sound of lasers shooting in a distance, and blue light shoots out from the left of your screen and destroys the wall behind you with Flandre's poster.
>The next thing you knew, you are frozen in place while Sakuya walks right up to you, with a knife to your neck. You decide to offer a poster of Remilia in a Charisma Break pose to her, and she faints from a nosebleed. You decide to leave her in your room while Remilia shouts at you to return her maid. The shouts gets softer and softer as the screen switches its view to the final team.
>You see Youmu trying to snatch Myon from Yuyuko's grasp. You decide not to mess with the hungry princess and leave Youmu to her devices.
>You switch back to the Border Team, all sighing, looking defeated, until you pressed the "z" confirm key. Reimu suddenly brightens up.
>"Small hitbox and long reaction time to deathbombing," you thought, "should be quite useful."
>The stage appears, and you listen to the BGM play while Reimu appears on the screen. You move her up, down, left, right in anticipation of the first wave of Fairies. You also hold onto the firing "z" key, in which Reimu shouts at you to actually stop making her throw amulets: It is tiring.
>The stage passes by fine, until you decide to focus to avoid Wriggle's "Comet on Earth". Yukari appears, and dodges the bullets, and you accidentally make her graze a bullet. She shouts at you to stop ruining her dress, and then looks up towards the screen, at you. She attempts to gap you in, but you only notice a huge black area on your screen with eyes in it. She gives up and closes the gap.
>During the first boss fight, you notice Wriggle shouting something about her being a firefly, pointing towards the mosquito coil at your back. You ignore her and take her down, with explosions covering the screen. You wonder how she comes back for a Last Spell despite being blown up.
>The result screen appears, and you hear Reimu shouting at how slow you are to only journey through the forest completely after 30 minutes.
>After a round of lectures by Keine about how un-student-like you look and telling you about how the first pyramid was made, what the Buretsu Crisis was and Gensokyo's History, you finally make her blow up. You notice Reimu knocking at the screen asking you to direct her in the right direction while Keine comments on why you are not wearing proper school attire, and then points you in the right direction.
>You notice Reimu complaining to Marisa about how she cannot use her spellcards, even though she is technically able to use Dream Sign "Fantasy Seal -Concentrate-". Marisa blasts at her using Master Spark, in which you press "x" with the right timing. Reimu shouts at you, telling you that she almost went to the Netherworld, She also comments on how much a fashion disaster a person dressed in an official[judge]-like way was.
>Marisa comments on how she is being shot at by her own lasers but is not hurt. Reimu comments on how the heck she is only moving forward, backward, and side to side even though she could completely dodge everything if she moved lower. She tries, but fails.
>After a fierce battle with Marisa, you encounter Reisen. Eirin appears and frantically convinces you that she is the mastermind. Reisen tries to drive you insane with her weird patterns in Danmaku. Reimu comments on her splitting headache, and how her head just went through a whole bullet but still remained intact. Her sleeves were not so lucky though. They burnt off.
>Yukari comments on how becoming the Shrine Maiden attire was.
>You beat Reisen, and Reimu and Yukari hurry after Eirin, while you knock at the screen, shouting at the other door that leads to 6b. They decide to break the closed door and go through.
>You get to Kaguya, where she terrorizes you with her five impossible requests. While you went to find the Danmaku tree, Kaguya kills Reimu twice, and you finally realise you ain't supposed to go and find the items she requests for. YOU WERE TRICKED.
>When you reach her last words, you notice your clock going at a very slow pace. Somehow, your clock is stuck at 1:30 AM and you cannot do anything about it. Although it is supposed to be 12 in the afternoon.
>In a climatic battle, you successfully go through all of Kaguya's Last Words, and realise that it is dawn. Reimu comments on why it is so bright outside although it is dawn in where they are, and you just shrug. She then arrives at a revelation: YOU ARE THE GOD OF THE HAKUREI SHRINE!
You turn off the computer after saving your replay and getting freaked out while Reimu shouts something about everything going black, and a weird symbol appearing on your screen.
(Alright, I know I was bad.)
Now, for my question: What if Sakuya decided to play Texas Hold'em Poker with Satori, Koishi and Remilia?
