What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)

[Ikari]

Futo would try to kill Byakuren like a Kamikaze with her cool boat full of bomb seals

Most entertaining mental image ever.

What if Shizuha wants a great big hug from you?

Aww, I'd hug her and pet her head before getting one of my finger bitten off by her crab.

What if Letty came to you and asked you menacingly if you think she's fat?

[Kaze_Senshi]

Most entertaining mental image ever.

We should create a tumblr about "What if ... touhou" with these images  :V :V :V

What if Letty came to you and asked you menacingly if you think she's fat?

I love my life, so under no circumstances I will say to any girl that she is fat. Therefore I'd say that she is hotter than a hundred of Japanese Summers.

What if you threw a ninja rope with a strong hook at the Hina's ribbons when she starts to spin?

[Ikari]

I love my life, so under no circumstances I will say to any girl that she is fat. Therefore I'd say that she is hotter than a hundred of Japanese Summers.

We're talking about Letty here. You might as well consider yourself dead :getdown:

What if you threw a ninja rope with a strong hook at the Hina's ribbons when she starts to spin?

You'd re-create the bigbang and witness the creation of the universe as Hina's torrent of misfortune would cause you to revert into a single cell and effectively make you the very first being on earth.

What if the Three Fairies of Light ravaged your house and were still doing so as you came back?

[fondue]

Throw fried beans at them.

What if all girls changed into guys?

[Tengukami]

I think some of the answers here are a bit too serious.  I remember the first one being hilarious and easy-going, but some of the answers here...  I wasn't even surprised when someone answered my Yuyuko question that way...  Please lighten up a bit, okay?

The person you're talking about made a joke about Yuyuko eating the scale. I think it's OK for people to answer according to canon or to be silly. Not sure why you'd want only silly answers.

What if all girls changed into guys?

Then I guess Rinnosuke would become female, and probably the single most popular resident of Gensokyo.

What if Gensokyo were set in the Bioshock universe?

[fondue]

Eirin=Big Daddy
Kaguya=Little Sister
Mokou=Big Sister
Also I would buy the game and play it for a looooong time!

What if Koishi manipulated my subsconcious so I would never spam again? :V

[Esper]

Then we'd be happy but at the same time we'd feel like something was missing. How I hate that.

What if male characters started becoming more present in the games?

[Ikari]

Touhou would lose a lot of fans :V  Oh and we'd have a lot less Yuri, but probably a lot more of everything else.

What if Murasa sank Futo's boat?

[Error]

There would be a fantastic show of pyromania at the Myouren Temple.

What if Marisa accidentally leveled the forest of magic?

[Goldom]

A level 2 Forest of Magic would surely come with way stronger minor enemies all over the place. Fairies would become a major threat, throwing off the balance of power in the world.

 :V Okay that's not what you meant. So, what if Marisa accidentally destroyed the forest of magic?

[Imosa]

Marisa  has her nose in a book, while Reimu screams in pain off screen.
Marisa: So she already had the treasure's, fascinating.
Reimu: Oh, good lord no! Stop! I bet you!
Marisa: Four Buddhists? It'll never work!
Reimu: No, not the ice it's far too co- OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Marisa: *taking notice* Do I have to everything myself? Sheesh.
Reimu: Kill... me...
Marisa: Tempting but I need you for a barrier- I mean traveling cohort. Besides it's time to kill some Ice Fairy ass. MA-STER SPARK
Reimu: Overkill much?

In the end Reimu and Marisa never did find the armor of invincibility.


What if Kaguya and Mokou got out of Gensokyo and now continued their feud with all of our modern amenities. As a bonus, where would you expect to find them?

[fondue]

People would try to get their autographs but they would be too busy killing each other and the would be in southern Japan, maybe?


What if Kanako ate Sanae while Reimu was claiming that I would do anything to make up a what if question?

[Kami-sama!]

Kanako kidnaps Reimu to be her new shrine maiden while I steal his cookies because he said he would do anything to make up a what if question fonduemaster tries to think up a new what if question.

What Yumemi and Shiki Eiki challenged each other to a PHANTASMOGORIA WAR (with Chiyuri and Komachi on the side)?

[Ikari]

Komachi and Chiyuri would look at their boss fight against each other and laugh. The battle would go like this:

S: RELIGION!
Y: SCIENCE!
S: RELIGION!
Y: SCIENCE!
S: HAX SIGN - FINAL JUDGEMENT
Y: *doesn't think of dodging the obviously coming purple ray* ARRRGH!

Argh forgot a what if. What if Unzan married Iku?

[Error]

If Toyohime and Seiga are any indication, she'll turn into a jerk.

What if suppatenko was Tenshi, instead of Ran?

[Ikari]

If Toyohime and Seiga are any indication, she'll turn into a jerk.

That has to be the wittiest answer to a marriage question ever.

I'll let someone else answer your question though, I have nothing funny that comes to mind :c

[fondue]

What if suppatenko was Tenshi, instead of Ran?

NO ME GUSTA
Suppa-Tenshi sounds just... unusual...


What if Yukari used her powers to speed up the fate of the universe by x1000?

[ShiroiMahotsukai]

The 450,000,000,0 years Earth has left before the sun blows up will become 450,000,0. It wont effect any living person but future generations may get just a little angry about it. Also th new much faster speed of the Earth spinning will make everyone dizzy.
What if Reimu decided her shrine should become a disco club?

[Kaze_Senshi]

The 450,000,000,0 years Earth has left before the sun blows up will become 450,000,0. It wont effect any living person but future generations may get just a little angry about it. Also th new much faster speed of the Earth spinning will make everyone dizzy.
What if Reimu decided her shrine should become a disco club?

Marisa would be responsible for the light effects and Reimu could let her Ying-Yang ball become a light Sphere Ball at the top of the party, but I think that nobody would go there, because normally people only visit Hakurei shrine after getting his ass kicked by Reimu.

What if Mokou started to use a fluffy skirt?

[Hatateru]

Everyone would ditch Ran's fuwa fuwa tails for Mokou's new fuwa fuwa skirt.

What if rampaging Reimu in the Cabin in the Woods?

[Cybeast710]

Everyone would ditch Ran's fuwa fuwa tails for Mokou's new fuwa fuwa skirt.

What if rampaging Reimu in the Cabin in the Woods?

Um... I don't get this one. Are you referring to Eintei? Also...
If you're referring to Eintei, then i'm guessing Kaguya would have to stop her.

Anyone played Touhou Mother? There's a main arc, and side arcs with the person who everyone seems to hate, Sanae.
I don't know too much about her from canon.
The arcs with Sanae were my favorite though, because they shamelessly ripped off Metroid.
Suwako plays the role of Adam from Metroid Fusion.
Sanae is, you guessed it, Samus Aran.
Kanako plays the role of Mother Brain
Tenshi is Ridley.
Instead of PSI like the other characters, Sanae uses Missiles and Super Missiles
Instead of Lifeup, Reserve Tanks
Instead of meleeing, she uses the Power Beam, then the Spazer.
Her armor is: Normal Clothes, then Varia Suit, then Gravity Suit
Instead of a Max HP stat which increases, she starts with 99 Energy which goes up by 100 for each Energy Tank you find.
Instead of Max PP, Missile Tanks.

So that brings me to my question. What if Sanae is really Samus, but she had amnesia? What would happen if she got her memories back?

[game2011]

Um... I don't get this one. Are you referring to Eintei? Also...
If you're referring to Eintei, then i'm guessing Kaguya would have to stop her.

Anyone played Touhou Mother? There's a main arc, and side arcs with the person who everyone seems to hate, Sanae.
I don't know too much about her from canon.
The arcs with Sanae were my favorite though, because they shamelessly ripped off Metroid.
Suwako plays the role of Adam from Metroid Fusion.
Sanae is, you guessed it, Samus Aran.
Kanako plays the role of Mother Brain
Tenshi is Ridley.
Instead of PSI like the other characters, Sanae uses Missiles and Super Missiles
Instead of Lifeup, Reserve Tanks
Instead of meleeing, she uses the Power Beam, then the Spazer.
Her armor is: Normal Clothes, then Varia Suit, then Gravity Suit
Instead of a Max HP stat which increases, she starts with 99 Energy which goes up by 100 for each Energy Tank you find.
Instead of Max PP, Missile Tanks.

So that brings me to my question. What if Sanae is really Samus, but she had amnesia? What would happen if she got her memories back?

S/he's actually referring to the horror movie called by that name.

Anyway, your question...

She'll blow up Suwako's hat, because it looks like a Metroid.

What if Utsuho and Cirno decides to play "catch the H-bomb"?  Also, see if you can get the reference to this!

[EthanSilver]

What if Utsuho and Cirno decides to play "catch the H-bomb"?  Also, see if you can get the reference to this!

This, maybe. (Cirno's the one on the left.) _{(No, wait, right.)}

What if Utsuho has been a worker at Chernobyl?

[Error]

For some reason I've always pictured Utsuho as Russian.

I wouldn't be surprised if she caused it to meltdown, accident or not.


What if Reimu was half-youkai?

[fondue]

No wonder why a birdbrain blew everything up.

What if Touhou featured EFZ characters and Kanna challened Yukari to a full-on battle?

[AJC]

what if Suika and Yuugi got pregnant?

[fondue]

what if Suika and Yuugi got pregnant?

Answer my "What If" first

[ShiroiMahotsukai]

Dimensions would be crossed, worlds would collide and plenty of things would blow up.

There's a guy somewhere who is very luck, very broken and more than likely both.

What if Touhou was self aware?

[Aazumin]

What if Touhou was self aware?

It would probably admit itself to a mental hospital, or play itself and see why it's so popular.

What would happen if Chen obtained a Shikigami?

[Natashi]

Even more shikigamiception and the shikigami would be eaten by Yukari.

What if Touhou was made by a British guy?