What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)

[Ikari]

How does a Momiji know what a apples is?

That is so not a what if question :I You bad boi.

Momiji knows because that's how Aya survives their encounters.

Momiji (with a big beard): YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
Aya: *gives appulz* c:
Momiji:  :derp:
What if you met Flandre and she wanted to play, but decided to let you choose the game? What would it be and how would it go?

[Kami-sama!]

I would make up a game called "DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and the rules are that we can do anything as long as it doesn't involve her powers to avoid my house being blown apart.

What if there was a giraffe youkai?

[Kaze_Senshi]

this...doesn't really sound like a what if >.>

lol  :V

[Ikari]

What if there was a giraffe youkai?

Suddenly, this.

What if Yamame captured Wriggle?

[fondue]

What if a Momiji knew what a apple is, then. :V

@Ikari yes i am a very bad boi :>

If Yamame caputured Wriggle then the food chain of wriggle, mystia, yuyuko then yukkuri letty wpuld be broken.

What if Suika is spaggetti?

[Ikari]

What if a Momiji knew what a apple is, then. :V

I answered that earlier y'know

[fondue]

I answered that earlier y'know

im sorry okay my phone makes me type slow and i dont know if someone has replied while i was typing okay

[EthanSilver]

Momiji (with a big beard)

This.

What if Suika is spaggetti?

Then we'd all be playing Immaterial and Missing Pasta.


What if Reisen were raisins?
_{(God, when did this thread end up sinking this low anyway...?)}

[Aya Reiko]

This.
Then we'd all be playing Immaterial and Missing Pasta.


What if Reisen were raisins?
_{(God, when did this thread end up sinking this low anyway...?)}

Blame Eirin for her shady drugs.

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What if Kanako crossed paths with Kratos?

[fondue]

THEY WOULD MAKE GOD BABIES :3


What if SWR and IaMP's timeline game sequence switched around?

[Ikari]

This.

Tsk, Mystia got her ''YOU SHALL NOT PASS'' moment in IN, why not Momiji? >_> If sparrows can, so can wolves.

What if SWR and IaMP's timeline game sequence switched around?

Then the final battle between Tenshi and Suika would look like this:
Suika: *blablabla omnimous ''Rawr I am oni'' speech*
Tenshi: *dafuq who are you speech*
Suika: I've been stalking watching you all during the feast... Dude, you're a monster :I
Tenshi: M'bored :T
Suika: Hey let's get drunk.
Tenshi: Kay.

*A few drinks later* (Danbooru ads warning)
What if Aya became handicapped and couldn't fly/walk/anything without using a slow wheelchair?

[fondue]

Hatate would star in the next photo game.


What if Reimu and Sanae had MANpits?

[Ikari]

Hatate would star in the next photo game.


What if Reimu and Sanae had MANpits?

I hope she will in the next one.

And... I think I'd turn asexual. And everyone else in Gensokyo would cry, and make a small grave.

''Here lies the memory of Reimu's delicious armpits. 2002 - 2012.''
*scribbled* ''Marisa was here, ze!''

What if everyone in Gensokyo switched genders and grew manly chest hair and would always walk around shirtless? :I

[fondue]

I hope she will in the next one.

And... I think I'd turn asexual. And everyone else in Gensokyo would cry, and make a small grave.

Wait what does sexuality have to do with this?  :derp:

What if everyone in Gensokyo switched genders and grew manly chest hair and would always walk around shirtless? :I

dafuq If they did then I would start playing Eternal Fighter Zero instead.


What if the previous what if was Master Sparked~ZE✰

[game2011]

*this answer has been Master Spark'ed~ZE*

What if Yoshika appears in the next Resident Evil game as either a storyline boss or secret boss?

[Hanzo K.]

She'd be just as bad as Nemesis, that's what.

What If....Sengoku Basara, with touhou characters? (Featuring Remi as Nobunaga, Flan as Oichi, and so on!)

[Goldom]

It would never come out in the US. Meanwhile, KOEI would put out Gensokyo Musou and happily release it in the States as Touhou Warriors, not giving a damn about its potential sales figures.

What if Mima shows up again in TH14... as a stage 2 midboss with no dialogue?

[Ikari]

What if Mima shows up again in TH14... as a stage 2 midboss with no dialogue?

I'll prepare popcorn and watch all the people rage :smug:

Then I'd officially proclaim ZUN as master troll.

What if Touhou 14's final boss was Remilia, Yuyuko, Eirin, Kaguya, Shikieiki, Kanako, Okuu, Byakuren and Miko in a row, and then all at once for a final spellcard?

[Aya Reiko]

I'll prepare popcorn and watch all the people rage :smug:

Then I'd officially proclaim ZUN as master troll.

What if Touhou 14's final boss was Remilia, Yuyuko, Eirin, Kaguya, Shikieiki, Kanako, Okuu, Byakuren and Miko in a row, and then all at once for a final spellcard?

I'd wonder why ZUN would use a Boss Rush mode in a game.

What would happen if Mokou lobbed Kaguya (or vise versa) into a massive vat of super caustic acid?

[chema1994]

I'd wonder why ZUN would use a Boss Rush mode in a game.

What would happen if Mokou lobbed Kaguya (or vise versa) into a massive vat of super caustic acid?

The acid will be burned by Mokou and she will use the idea for one of her spell cards: "Phoenix sign: Acid rain". If Kaguya have fell.... I don't care but Eirin would have a lot of work.

What if Okuu and Flandre engage in battle using full power?

[Kami-sama!]

Flan would go "kyuu" and Okuu will blow up resulting in an atomic blast obliterating Gensokyo  :ohdear:

What if, from the answer above, all the remaining residents got sucked into Makai?

[game2011]

They hear about Shinki and thus look for her, but they never find her, not even her "PC-98 daughters".  It's as if they never existed in the first place...

What if Xenomorphs and Yautjas (Predators) appear in Gensokyo, and it's NOT something to be laughed about?

[Error]

Suika would gather them all to a certain location, and then a bloodbath would ensue.
Well, that or Yukari could just lolgap them to an undisclosed location. Possibly Equestria.
Not sure about what Nue's fate would be if she was classified as an alien, though.

What if the Moriyans fell out of favor with the Tengu?

[Ikari]

Well, that or Yukari could just lolgap them to an undisclosed location. Possibly Equestria.

What if the Moriyans fell out of favor with the Tengu?

Dat mental image.

Oh and they'd have to move out. Possibly to Reimu's :smug:

Sanae: Reimuuu, please let us stay at your shrine for a while :qq:
Reimu: No :I
Sanae: [ Bumper Crop Rice Shower ]
Kanako: [ God's Rice Porridge ]
Reimu: COME IN!

What if the Myouren temple had to close? :qq:

[Hanzo K.]

Keepin' that place in good condition means shellin' out dosh for repairs. So they'd have to run out eventually.
Knowing Mamizou and Nue though, they've probably got a backup plan for that situation.

Failing that, an Odd Couple-style comedy with the Taoists ensues.


What if: Everyone in Gensokyo used British slang?

[Ikari]

Marisa: Ok, I admit it, the endless night, the fake moon, the hats on the statues... It's all Alice's fault! Now, get out the way, you daft cow!
Reimu: Oh bollocks, now you've done it!

What if Yukari's umbrella became Kogasa's sister!?

[fondue]

UMBREALLA'S UNITE
That also means in the fighting games Kogasa-sister-chan has been abused a lot :qq:
 
What if Byakuren and Miko were in a secret relationship and everyone found out?

[Kaze_Senshi]

UMBREALLA'S UNITE
That also means in the fighting games Kogasa-sister-chan has been abused a lot :qq:
 
What if Byakuren and Miko were in a secret relationship and everyone found out?

Aya would be very happy about the news that this revelation could create, Futo would try to kill Byakuren like a Kamikaze with her cool boat full of bomb seals and the mangakas would create a lot of H-doujinshis about this case.

What if Marisa started to use a pine tree to fly in the place of a broom.  :V

[ShiroiMahotsukai]

All of Gensokyou would know.. It's Christmas time!
What if the three mischievous fairies tried to get a job?

[game2011]

"Willing to torment target, given that s/he isn't dangerous, for 800 yen."

What if Shizuha wants a great big hug from you?