What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)

[Hatateru]

HEY MAN LOOK I'VE GOT NO HEAD YET I CAN STILL TALK TO YOU

What if Gilgamesh vs Imizu!Remilia in an ego contest?

[Ikari]

What if Shigureru's Dark Futo was canon? :3

Dark Futo?

What if Gilgamesh vs Imizu!Remilia in an ego contest?

After hours of charisma-fighting, Remilia would do her Hisoutensoku crouch block pose and cry out for Sakuya. It would make Gilgamesh's heart melt and we'd zoom on Remilia's face as she smirks.

''Just as planned~''
What if Sanae was actually Mima in disguise?

[fondue]

What if Sanae was actually Mima in disguise?

ZUN would be hated more for saying that Sanae is her lol no moar Mima...


What if Reimu got a donation?

[Ikari]

ZUN would be hated more for saying that Sanae is her lol no moar Mima...

I doubt Sanae would be successful after that >u>

What if Reimu got a donation?

She'd eat it, because nobody told her that money was meant to *buy* things to eat, and not actually eat.

...That explains why she's hungry and poor. I'm a genius. :getdown:

What if Tenshi made some mud-pies for Iku?

[Tengukami]

I'm flattered that there was a What If about me being Kaguya, so I'll tell you: I would no longer have to worry about annoying, mundane crap like paying bills and maintaining a steady well-paying job, and could spend time in a life of idyll. I mean, apart from having an immortal enemy who just can't let shit go.

If Reimu got donations it would likely all go to tea.

What if Yukari was just a hologram transmitted by an alien being?

[Ikari]

What if Yukari was just a hologram transmitted by an alien being?

We'd have another Seihou with Yukari as the final boss, and it'd be really really really hard ;___;

What if the Moriyas became your neighbor?

[Imosa]

Could not write a response for the question about Tengukami. Nothing I thought of seemed proper.

What if the Moriyas became your neighbor?

I'd take a semester off to pick Kanako's brain. Might not be such a bad move if you're studying the hard sciences.
What if you we were all already celestials living in Bhava-Agra, Gensokyo is a lower plain that we normally just don't know about, and you actually run into Tenshi regularly in your day to day life but doesn't show you her sword and peach guilded hat because she thinks it's natural to have.

[Hanzo K.]

I'd probably try to get Tenshi to bring me along on her shenanigans, because, like her, I'd be terribly bored.

What if you ended up on a camping trip with Yuugi and Suika?

[fondue]

We'd bring ALL the booze!

What if Satori and Koishi merged their eyes together?

[Ikari]

What if Satori and Koishi merged their eyes together?

Touhou Pocket Wars answered this for me :3

Let's just say the answer is a bit of this.

Absolute. Mind. Rape. Ever tried to fuck up the concious and subconcious mind at the same time? Yeeeah.

What if Utsuho lost her ''Lol hax nuclear powah''?

[game2011]

She'll use her concrete "shoe" to stomp people as her form of fighting from now on.

What if the weight broke when Yuyuko stepped on it?

[Kaze_Senshi]

She'll use her concrete "shoe" to stomp people as her form of fighting from now on.

What if the weight broke when Yuyuko stepped on it?

Well I don't think that Yuyuko could broke it since she is a ghost and I think that she could manipulate the force that she exerts in the weight balance. Anyway she could just eat the broken weighing-machine to not allow anyone see it

What if Meiling was a Korean girl instead of a Chinese Girl?

[game2011]

I think some of the answers here are a bit too serious.  I remember the first one being hilarious and easy-going, but some of the answers here...  I wasn't even surprised when someone answered my Yuyuko question that way...  Please lighten up a bit, okay?

Anyway, on with the question...

She'll be called Sugchwie Mei Ling, which is what I got when I entered her name in Chinese characters into Google Translate and then translate it into Korean.  People would just call her Korea anyway.

What if you found your way to Gensokyou, only to discover a message there saying that all its inhabitants have migrated to the unknown parts of outer space, never to return again?

[Ikari]

Run to the Youkai Montain, grab the spareparts the kappas left behind, check their plans, build a rocket and join the new SPACE-SOKYO!

Wait, wouldn't going in space transform all our precious lolis into moon-sues? NOOOOOOOOOOOO ;O;

What if Aya took private pictures of you and threatened you to publish them? >u>

[fondue]

Make her some grilled chicken :V


What if Sanae kissed Tenshi?

[Ikari]

What if Sanae kissed Tenshi?

Sanae would get a whole new bunch of peach-themed spellcards :V

What if Hatate was secretely an emo teenager?

[Raikaria]

Sanae would get a whole new bunch of peach-themed spellcards :V

What if Hatate was secretely an emo teenager?

She's already a shut-in. How do we know she ISN'T already one?

What if Aya bragged about her 'Wind God Girl' status to Kanako?

[Ikari]

She's already a shut-in. How do we know she ISN'T already one?

What if Aya bragged about her 'Wind God Girl' status to Kanako?

''Hey Aya?''

''Uh?''

''Virtue of the wind god - Overdrive''

''OH FU-*pi~chuun-chuun-chuun-chuuuuuun <3*
What if Futo wore a girly pink dress for a day? :getdown:

[Kaze_Senshi]

I think some of the answers here are a bit too serious.  I remember the first one being hilarious and easy-going, but some of the answers here...  I wasn't even surprised when someone answered my Yuyuko question that way...  Please lighten up a bit, okay?

Sorry if I was rude or something like @game2011, this isn't my intention, I even put the "" at the end to give an easy-going feeling =x

What if Futo wore a girly pink dress for a day? :getdown:

Every time she was flying in her boat she would start to scream and hold her pinky dress to not let the wind lift it *insert moe image here*

What if Yoshika was a mummy instead of a zombie?

[Error]

She would attack the heroine in search of her organ jars, rather than be a puppet for a wicked hermit.
Also, ZUN thought her theme sounded Egyptian...

What if TH14 was based on Egyptian mythology?

[fondue]

Plot: A pyramid has fallen onto Gensokyo!

What if The Alliterator was actually Nue who could change herself to match her new display name and avatar :V

[Ikari]

Plot: A pyramid has fallen onto Gensokyo!

What if The Alliterator was actually Nue who could change herself to match her new display name and avatar :V

Then that means Nue has internet, and thus, creates a bunch of shenanigans for the Myouren crew!

Byakuren: Ichirin, could you please come here?
Ichirin: Err, yes?
Byakuren: I found this in your browsing history. Ichirin, what is wrong with you?
Ichirin: I... Oh my god- UNZAAAAAAN!!! *raising a shaking fist*
What if I was Koi-Koi? :derp:

[Error]

It must suck, with nobody noticing you and having no emotion.
At least you're able to hide your presence, and manipulate the subconscious of others.
Also...thanks.


What if I was Rinnosuke?

[Ikari]

It must suck, with nobody noticing you and having no emotion.
At least you're able to hide your presence, and manipulate the subconscious of others.
Also...thanks.


What if I was Rinnosuke?

I could also eat people's food and whine about how bad it tastes :V
And, thanks why?

And if you were Rinnosuke, then;
1) You'd be such a bitch in yard sales. ''I'm sorry sir, this is worth exactly 14.56, not 17.82. I'm good at identifying things you see :V''
2) You'd have a nice shop.
3) You'd live longer, since you'd be half-youkai.

What if Seiga's hair really was a pretzel?

[AnonymousPondScum]

Keeping Yoshika from turning her bald would be a full time job. :V

What if Kasen grafted the International Space Station's Canadarm to herself?

[Hanzo K.]

The real question would be how she figured out how to do it.


What if Reimu actually had Loadsamoney?

[Raikaria]

She could afford more talismans and a bigger gohei to beat everyone up more. And a bigger ego.

What if Sanae and Reimu swapped shrines and gods, but were the same as they are now?

[Hanzo K.]

Nothing much would happen really. Aside from the Hakurei Shrine actually getting cashflow for once.


What if you were at a bar, and you ended up having drinks with EX Rumia, and she's started strongly implying that you're gonna get taken home?

[fondue]

Agree with her, she's too drunk to eat me :V

How does a Momiji know what a apples is?

[Kami-sama!]

Agree with her, she's too drunk to eat me :V

How does a Momiji know what a apples is?

this...doesn't really sound like a what if >.>