Author Topic: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS) (Read 220039 times)

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #210 on:** September 02, 2012, 08:37:21 AM »

Easy, play The Wilson for them, and dispense sage advice when they need it.
Well, ignoring the fact that Byakuren herself would probably end up doing the same for me in the process. :V

What if...
You found Mystia working as the barkeep at the local pub?

Ikari · « **Reply #211 on:** September 02, 2012, 08:45:05 AM »

Quote from: Hanzo K. on September 02, 2012, 08:37:21 AM

You found Mystia working as the barkeep at the local pub?

Very simple: I'd become an alcoholic.

What if you met Wriggle in a forest, surrounded by a big swarm of various bugs? Note: Her attitude is friendly, she's actually trying to be nice to you.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #212 on:** September 02, 2012, 08:48:55 AM »

Try and figure out how she can control all those bugs so easily, then see about dragging her off for some drinks.

What if...
You found out that Rumia was working at the local butcher shop, and was actually doing a damn good job of it?

Ikari · « **Reply #213 on:** September 02, 2012, 08:55:34 AM »

Buy meat, all the meat! Invite her to eat it with me and organize a huge BBQ party! (Because meat is awesome, Rumia is awesome and parties are awesome)

What if...
You met Yuugi in a bar, drunk (obviously) and challenging you to an arm wrestling contest. If you win, you get her legendary sake cup, which improves the quality of every drink poured in it. (By the way, that's what it does in canon) If you lose... well you know.

DeltaSierra4 · « **Reply #214 on:** September 02, 2012, 02:44:48 PM »

I'd refuse point blank... only to be forced to play against her anyway and break my arm during the competition :ohdear: Help me Eirin!

What if you got involved in a car accident, got taken to the nearby hospital, and found out that the doctor treating you was Eirin? She does not understand any Earth languages at all and she apparently does not know anything about insurances, then she is asking you to pay her in cash (which is, needless to say, beyond your payable amount)

Ikari · « **Reply #215 on:** September 02, 2012, 04:15:44 PM »

Quote from: DeltaSierra4 on September 02, 2012, 02:44:48 PM

I'd refuse point blank... only to be forced to play against her anyway and break my arm during the competition :ohdear: Help me Eirin!

What if you got involved in a car accident, got taken to the nearby hospital, and found out that the doctor treating you was Eirin? She does not understand any Earth languages at all and she apparently does not know anything about insurances, then she is asking you to pay her in cash (which is, needless to say, beyond your payable amount)

I would try to get free treatment by putting on bunny ears and try to convince her I'm Reisen by going ''Pew pew'' at random people using my index.

What if Seiga suddenly appeared in your room through a hole she made in your wall and explained herself simply by saying ''Wassup?'' You do not see Yoshika around, but expect her to be outside, if the screams of the neighbor going ''AAAAAAAH IT'S A ZOMBIIIIIE!!!'' are what you think they are.

crystalgreatsword · « **Reply #216 on:** September 02, 2012, 10:02:43 PM »

Depend on the circumstance of what I'm doing at the moment. If I'm doing my homework, I'd try to get her to help me. If I'm changing, I'd kick her out. If I'm playing Touhou, well... I dunno.

What if you're playing PCB Phantasm, when all of a sudden, Yukari reaches out and pulls you into the battle?

EthanSilver · « **Reply #217 on:** September 02, 2012, 10:23:30 PM »

Quote from: crystalgreatsword on September 02, 2012, 10:02:43 PM

What if you're playing PCB Phantasm, when all of a sudden, Yukari reaches out and pulls you into the battle?

That's not supposed to happen? Holy shit.

What if Kanako and the kappa complete their plan to bring nuclear fusion to Gensokyo?

fondue · « **Reply #218 on:** September 02, 2012, 11:20:05 PM »

More Ruukotos wull be made!

What if Reimu one day finally gets a regular donater?

Ikari · « **Reply #219 on:** September 02, 2012, 11:30:17 PM »

She'll stop being a moody bitch and she'll become friendly, creating the first incident in which Reimu won't be playable.

What if Marisa came back to her house one day and Alice had cleaned it up completely?

fondue · « **Reply #220 on:** September 02, 2012, 11:56:22 PM »

Marisa would take her out on a date...

What if Shikieiki was beat by Rumia in a fight?

Error · « **Reply #221 on:** September 03, 2012, 01:20:01 AM »

Eiki was just going easy on her.

What if the Kappa were frequent attendees of PAX?

game2011 · « **Reply #222 on:** September 03, 2012, 04:24:49 AM »

Expect to see technological stuff you don't usually see there.

What if ZUN confirms that the fanon portrayal of the series exists in Touhou canon in the form of an alternate universe, much like the multiverse concept found in Marvel, DC, etc.?

Ikari · « **Reply #223 on:** September 03, 2012, 04:37:10 AM »

Dayum, Yukari, you sure are putting a lot of effort just to get the shipping you want.

What if someone discovered the actual Hakurei Shrine and found out how to reach Gensokyo, and nobody else but you knew about that? (Somehow)

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #224 on:** September 03, 2012, 04:48:44 AM »

Simple, I'd track the bugger down, and make him or her take me with when they go! Problem solved.

What If...
Rumia suddenly proposed to you? (It's Gensokyo yo, the women be top of the heap there. :V)

Ikari · « **Reply #225 on:** September 03, 2012, 04:56:48 AM »

Screw the fact I'm gay, I'm totally saying yes.

1) She (probably?) won't try to eat me

2) She's adorable and you know it.

3) Darkness control = no more hot summer days, only cool summer nights *u*

What if all the youkai in Gensokyo were transported to our world because of Touhou fans? (As everything that is not believed in is sent in Gensokyo)

fondue · « **Reply #226 on:** September 03, 2012, 08:49:41 AM »

I COULD DIE HAPPILY

What if Komachi punished Shikieiki and got away away with it?

Ikari · « **Reply #227 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:28:27 PM »

Shikieiki would be flustered and it would be a MOE OVERDOOOOSE :getdown:

What if Futo's boat interested more and more people and she started giving people boat rides?

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #228 on:** September 03, 2012, 02:35:11 PM »

Then Murasa, in a fit of her shipghost nature, sinks it.

What if....
You found Murasa in the local pub, trying to drink herself silly after said fit?

Ikari · « **Reply #229 on:** September 03, 2012, 05:02:50 PM »

I'd drown myself in alcohol with her and cheer her up before she sinks in sorrow.

What if you came back home and found Nazrin after she's eaten all your food?

ShiroiMahotsukai · « **Reply #230 on:** September 03, 2012, 06:31:38 PM »

I'd hide her dowsing rods until she compensated me, no rods equals no work equals no treasure.

What if you found Flandre lost in your garden?

EthanSilver · « **Reply #231 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:42:17 PM »

Quote from: ShiroiMahotsukai on September 03, 2012, 06:31:38 PM

I'd hide her dowsing rods until she compensated me, no rods equals no work equals no treasure.

But... no rods means no works, which means no treasure, so she wouldn't be able to compensate you until you did return her dowsing rods.

...You clever bastard.

Quote from: ShiroiMahotsukai on September 03, 2012, 06:31:38 PM

What if you found Flandre lost in your garden?

Being that I live in an apartment and the "garden" is really just a concrete yard, I'd just up-end a glass of water over her through my window and hope she blows up the apartment next to mine. Get rid of that annoying kid and all that... >_>

What if Unzan were made of cotton candy?

Ikari · « **Reply #232 on:** September 03, 2012, 11:37:54 PM »

I'd eat him. The brofists may kill me, but I wouldn't care.
Because I have a freaking huge cloud OF COTTON CANDY.

Anyway what if Touhou became National Geographic? (Or any nature show)

Error · « **Reply #233 on:** September 04, 2012, 01:55:11 AM »

There would be plenty of documentaries about the habits, (un)lives, etc. of various Gensokyo residents.

What if Gensokyo itself was much larger, and the official works were only focused on a small part of it?

Ikari · « **Reply #234 on:** September 04, 2012, 01:57:11 AM »

That means more things left to put in games, thus more Touhou. It's a win situation.

What if Yukari was reading this thread and used it as ideas to create incidents?

ShiroiMahotsukai · « **Reply #235 on:** September 04, 2012, 07:05:44 AM »

We'd have documentariees on candy clouds and a Myouren Temple sitcom as the premise for the next game.

What if there was a Myouren Temple sitcom?

teefa85 · « **Reply #236 on:** September 04, 2012, 02:22:49 PM »

Nue would be the character that gets into trouble due to her big ideas (in her case, pranks). Meanwhile, Shou would have at least one episode dedicated to what happened when she drank too much at a party.

What if Yuyuko sent Youmu out to find outside world snacks?

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #237 on:** September 04, 2012, 02:25:43 PM »

Then she'd probably end up running into me(somehow), and I'd proceed to show her the joys of many local munchables, like White Castle!

What If...
Sakuya was the Scarlet Devil, and Remi was the Perfect and Elegant Maid?

Imosa · « **Reply #238 on:** September 04, 2012, 03:13:42 PM »

Quote from: Hanzo K. on September 04, 2012, 02:25:43 PM

Sakuya was the Scarlet Devil, and Remi was the Perfect and Elegant Maid?

It would be weird since Sakuya is, by nature, a loyal dog to her loli obsession. The whole servant master relationship would be thrown off.

What if Gensokyo held an overcomplicated election every 4 years?

fondue · « **Reply #239 on:** September 04, 2012, 05:47:23 PM »

Gensokyo would be more civilized and the events of PoFV would've never happened.

What if Border Of Extacy was canon?