>Give her a nod. We can understand.
>"I think everyone has something like that. A little thing that just feels... right."
>"Such as this!"
>Grab a kitchen knife, draft her into the mumbly peg championship!
>You grab a kitchen knife, give it a little twirl and toss it towards the floor. The tip embeds itself in the wood barely an inch from your foot. Not a bad first shot.
>Miyuki takes a glance at this and the corner of her mouth curls upward. "Never challenge a cook to a game of knives in her own kitchen." She pulls a slender pearing knife out of a drawer and flips it deftly in her fingers, then calmly releases it. Through force of gravity alone, it plummets towards her foot and sinks ever so slightly into her boot. She flashes you a confident grin. "Beat
that!"
>"Or this!"
>Produce our hydraulic steam-powered cheese pants, and discharge the Non-Directional Limburger Laser.
>Then pull Merlin down from the sky and ravish her.
>You move to produce your hydraulic steam-powered cheese pants from... wait, where'd they go?
>"Sorry!" Ishi calls out from down the hall. "I swiped 'em last night so I can figure out how they tick. I swear I'll get 'em right back to ya once I figure out how to keep the ammo from curdling!"
>Unpreturbed, you then pull Merlin down the from sky and ravish her. Or, rather, extend your arms in the customary pre-ravishing position only to hear a dull thud from above, accompanied by the strangled squawk of an dismayed trumpet. Someone groans. Perhaps the next time you wish to pull someone down from the sky, you'd be better served by not having several layers of wood between yourself and it?