Why do generic poptarts taste like heartburn?

They cause an imbalance in the local ether. Try burning some incense. I'll append this to your bill.
Doctor, I-
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
AND FEED YOU
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I don't accept barter typically. As well, I just ate.
Doctor I tried what you said, looking for enlightment. However, now I keep dreaming of Enma-sama and waking up every morning with a tent. Help!

Have you angered any dream demons or evil-ass ghosts lately? If so, whatever you do, do not let them bite your heart. I'll append this to your bill.