Guide me along this barren path

[Hello Purvis]

>Ok, we can't leave Kaguya. Then, get both of them and escape.

>You take Kaguya by the arm and make your way out of Eientei.

> Take a few frogs so Cirno has an incentive to work with us. Also ask where the whole 'fuck this flail thing' dialect came from.

>You grab a couple of the smaller, less active frogs on your way out. As it stands, Cirno seems far too busy dealing with amphibians to answer questions or follow you out.
>You are outside of Eientei. Obvious exits are west.

>_

[FinnKaenbyou]

>North

[UncertainJakutten]

>Hug everyone we took with us.

[Hello Purvis]

>North

>There is a metric fucktonne of bamboo that way. You'd die of sleep deprivation before you got through it all.

>Hug everyone we took with us.

>Efficiency demands a group hug. One is administered. Kaguya doesn't seem to mind, and Mystia seems too freaked out by current events to be embarrassed or irritated. The frogs croak.

>_

[UncertainJakutten]

>SouthSouthEast

[♛ Apher-Forte]

>Ask Kaguya to carry us on her back.

[Hello Purvis]

>SouthSouthEast

>You cannot count that high. Nor can you walk through walls. Yet.

>Ask Kaguya to carry us on her back.

>Kaguya frowns lightly at the suggestion. "There isn't room!" Mystia says.

[Pako]

> Just run to Kourindou, make a mental note to pray to Suwako before going to sleep.

[Hello Purvis]

> Just run to Kourindou, make a mental note to pray to Suwako before going to sleep.

>Back to Kourindou you go! Kaguya follows, apparently it is preferable to waiting at the front gates for all the frogs to be dealt with. Mystia follows along as well, keeping close to Kaguya.
>Rinnosuke nods to you as you walk into Kourindou again. "I see you've made some friends. It's rare to see you cross my threshold, Miss Houraisan." Kaguya nods to Rinnosuke and goes to browse.
>The store presently has:
>A Hobo Penny, placed inside an Empty Wine Bottle
>The Dwarven Backpack
>Banson's Aria
>Your State ID
>Wriggle's (Spare) Cape
>Nitori's Panties
>Nitori's Clothes
>An Antique Television with Rabbit Ear style Antenna
>An AOL CD, in the old tin cases they used to use
>An Erlenmeyer Flask
>Yukari's Cap
>Assorted Stainless Steel Parts of Something Mechanical
>A copy of Urquhart's Civil Engineering Handbook (Third Edition)
>Border of Life
>A Old Can of RC Cola
>A Pin-On Gold Star with an Ideogram
>A Ream of 500 Pages of 8x12 paper
>A Bag of Kettle Chips
>A Red Ribbon with a Bow and White Lace.

>_

[Pako]

> Give Rinnosuke the trumpet, Tell Rinnosuke that Eirin said that Unzan is manlier then him.

[Hello Purvis]

> Give Rinnosuke the trumpet, Tell Rinnosuke that Eirin said that Unzan is manlier then him.

>Rinnosuke accepts the trumpet, tilts up his chair, places trumpet under one of the legs, and then eases it down on the instrument. As the trumpet is distorted and ruined by this action, Rinnosuke says, "Oh, Miss Yagokoro will say all kinds of things, I am sure. But she and I know what is correct in that matter." He winks, then gestures toward Yukari's Cap on the wall. "In any event, please help yourself to your payment."
>Kaguya approaches the counter with the Old Can of RC Cola,and places a silver coin on the counter. Rinnosuke accepts it, and Kaguya opens the beverage and enjoys it.

>_

[Pako]

> Equip the Yakumo hat as soon as possible, check how late it is.
> Ask if Mystia is hungry.

[Hello Purvis]

> Equip the Yakumo hat as soon as possible, check how late it is.
> Ask if Mystia is hungry.

>You swoop down upon Yukari's Cap like so many vultures (Eleven, to be precise. It's ridiculous), and place it upon your head. You don't feel any cooler, stronger, or wiser for it, but it does keep your head warm and safe from things like bird doody.
>Mystia quirks her lips a bit, then says, "A little, I suppose..." It seems she is a fast learner.

>_

[Pako]

> Give her some bird food, ask Rinnosuke about "The Mannosuke legend".

> we need a new flail, go search Rumia after hearing "the Mannosuke legend".

[Hello Purvis]

> Give her some bird food, ask Rinnosuke about "The Mannosuke legend".

> we need a new flail, go search Rumia after hearing "the Mannosuke legend".

>You have nothing like birdseed onhand, unfortunately.
>Upon hearing your request, Rinnosuke gives a cryptic grin. "A man must have some secrets, wouldn't you agree?"
>You then leave the shop, and proceed south. Your intuition is correct; there is a still a sphere of darkness gently floating between and meatily colliding into the trees here.

>_

[Pako]

> Leap at the sphere, try to grab Rumia and wrap her in the blankets.

[deslar`ris]

> Leap at the sphere, try to grab Rumia and wrap her in the blankets.

> Or ask Mystia to talk her into joining you.
> Screw it, flip a coin. Heads you grab her, Tails ask for Mystia to speak to her, Edge ask for Kaguya's help (in whatever way she can).

[Hello Purvis]

> Leap at the sphere, try to grab Rumia and wrap her in the blankets.

>You lack both the ability to jump that high and the blankets.

> Or ask Mystia to talk her into joining you.
> Screw it, flip a coin. Heads you grab her, Tails ask for Mystia to speak to her, Edge ask for Kaguya's help (in whatever way she can).

>You ask Mystia to help out. "O-okay," she says. She flutters up into the sphere of darkness, and it stops. Then it drifts down to the ground in from of you, and fades a bit to reveal Rumia inside. "Oh hey there are peoples down here," she says as Mystia rejoins you and Kaguya, "Hello peoples!"

[Pako]

> Tell Mystia to convince Rumia to join you, use virtual cookies if necessary.

[E-Nazrin]

>flex

[Hello Purvis]

> Tell Mystia to convince Rumia to join you, use virtual cookies if necessary.

>flex

>Mystia sets to work beguiling Rumia with the promise of possible cookies, while you get your flex on. Between the two temptations, Rumia is only able to say one thing, "Hi I'm Rumia!"
>"This might be harder than we thought..." Mystia says.
>Kaguya gives your flexing some polite applause.

>_
>_

[Moerin]

>Tell Rumia that you found a nice, tasty human for her to eat (ie. Rinnosuke), and you'll let her have him if she agrees to join your harem (indicate Mystia and Kaguya).

[Hello Purvis]

>Tell Rumia that you found a nice, tasty human for her to eat (ie. Rinnosuke), and you'll let her have him if she agrees to join your harem (indicate Mystia and Kaguya).

>Rumia listens to all of this then says, "My name is Rumia!"
>"We are not a harem!" Mystia declares, whilst Kaguya nods in agreement.

>_

[UncertainJakutten]

>Hug Rumia

Hugging solves EVERYTHING!

[Hello Purvis]

>Hug Rumia

Hugging solves EVERYTHING!

>You give Rumia a hug. You don't know if it solves everything as advertised, but Rumia does return it. And takes the opportunity to start chewing on you sleeve.

>_

[Pako]

> Give her a piggy ride and go to Keine's school, Rumia needs education.

[Hello Purvis]

> Give her a piggy ride and go to Keine's school, Rumia needs education.

>You sweep Rumia onto your shoulders! She's not that heavy, thankfully, but she does that the opportunity to start chewing on Yukari's Cap.
>Unfortunately, you only have the vaguest of ideas where the school is. Upon asking Mystia, she says, "Oh, It's in town." Kaguya helpfully points north.

>_

[Pako]

> Go there (to the north), as quikly as possible, ask Kaguya if she has a bike.

[Hello Purvis]

> Go there (to the north), as quikly as possible, ask Kaguya if she has a bike.

>Kaguya shakes her head in response, leaving you to run.
>You go north, past Kourindou, through the outskirts of town, and into town itself. Though it is full of neat-looking places, people, and things, you have a goal in mind and pay them little heed at the moment.
>Soon you come to a rather modest-looking steepled schoolhouse. It seems empty at the moment, but there is someone in front. You are reasonably sure this person is Keine. She is certainly dressed like Keine, down to the hat that may or may not be were Suika lives. She has hair and eyes like Keine. But...you're reasonably sure that Keine doesn't weight about 300 pounds like this woman does.

>_

[Pako]

> "Who are you woman, and what are you doing in front of my house!?