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Re: This is an Unprecedented Shino Affair... WHAT?!
« Reply #60 on: August 01, 2011, 02:25:47 AM »
Oh, I meant the situation in general.

>"...Why do you say such hurtful things?"
>Hug Sakuya. Don't don't try anything yet,
>Presuming we connect and don't get stabbed or judo'd, say, "How can I know what to expect from you when you keep sending mixed signals like this?"

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Re: This is an Unprecedented Shino Affair... WHAT?!
« Reply #61 on: August 01, 2011, 02:30:02 AM »
>What do we know of the relationship between Sakuya and Remilia? Would the maid appreciate some... help on the matter?
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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« Reply #62 on: August 01, 2011, 08:30:33 AM »
>What do we know of the relationship between Sakuya and Remilia? Would the maid appreciate some... help on the matter?

>You know that Sakuya serves Remilia; and does so with her very life. To Sakuya, if Remilia wants something done, she will do it for her; regardless of how obscure the request is.
>But there have been the odd time where Sakuya has, in your terms, trolled Remilia. Not often, but it happens. When it does, well, the article speaks for itself.
>Remilia, of course, is not amused. However, Sakuya tends to do it in her own way; which can off as being a bit sadistic. Of course, since Sakuya knows Remilia the most, she's the only one who can really get away with doing such things.
>She probably doesn't need any help on the matter; Remilia would just go through her if the pair of you teamed up.


>"...Why do you say such hurtful things?"
>Hug Sakuya. Don't don't try anything yet,
>Presuming we connect and don't get stabbed or judo'd, say, "How can I know what to expect from you when you keep sending mixed signals like this?"

>You pout a little as Sakuya prepares herself.
<"Aww, why do you say such hurtful things?"
>Sakuya blinks and smiles a little.
>"Well, you know exactly whOUF!"
>Seems like you caught the maid off guard long enough to hug her.
>You expect something; a knife or two, or maybe a throw over the shoulder.
<"How can I know what to expect from you when you keep sending mixed signals likKYAAA!"
>Seems like she wasn't having any more of that.

>Sakuya, in one swift move, sweeps your leg, allows you to fall to the ground half way before moving behind you; a couple of knives now coming down at you from the sky.

>...

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« Reply #63 on: August 01, 2011, 08:39:31 AM »
>Try to roll out of the way.
>"See! And I did was talk with you a bit!"

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« Reply #64 on: August 01, 2011, 11:26:07 AM »
> If you manage to roll away, make a quick dash to Sakuya. Stop infront of her face and poke her cheek. Step back before she kills you.
>"I bet you're angry now. You should be more clear when you give out signals."
>ATTEMPT TO PLACE A FLAG.
>Think. Breasts. Pads?

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« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2011, 01:47:24 PM »
>Try to roll out of the way.
>"See! And I did was talk with you a bit!"
> If you manage to roll away, make a quick dash to Sakuya. Stop infront of her face and poke her cheek. Step back before she kills you.
>"I bet you're angry now. You should be more clear when you give out signals."
>ATTEMPT TO PLACE A FLAG.
>Think. Breasts. Pads?

>On instinct, you roll backwards. The knives hit the ground seconds later; damn you timed that well.

>As you get back up, you glance round to Sakuya; who is still holding the basket. She isn't standing ready to fight, however; though you can clearly see a couple of knives in her right hand.
<"SEE! And all I did was talk to you for a bit!"
>"But we all know that you never just talk." She seems to smile again.

>You take this chance to dart towards her; with the intention of poking her cheek. TORMENT TIME!
>Just as you become within arms reach, Sakuya jumps up just as you stretch out your hand...
>Well... This is...
>Your hand has inadvertently poked Sakuya in the left breast. You can't resist grabbing it fully; and you do so in the single second you have.
>Sakuya is now flying backwards; with a kick propelling her that you just step back in time to miss. She does not look pleased.
<"Erm... I guess you're angry now. Maybe you should be more... erm...!"
>That look from Sakuya; you may want to think carefully about your next move.
>The basket is now on the floor.

>You can safely say that Sakuya DOES NOT wear pads. Such a satisfying reward for what's about to come.

>...

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« Reply #66 on: August 01, 2011, 02:22:55 PM »
>Ok, we can do this. All we need to do is...
>FLASH KICK! ask her a distracting question, like "Got any post recently?"
>Dive for the basket-that should at least provide us with some time.

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« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2011, 04:10:13 PM »
>Ok, we can do this. All we need to do is...
>FLASH KICK! ask her a distracting question, like "Got any post recently?"
>Dive for the basket-that should at least provide us with some time.

>Follow up with something... Quickly!
<"Sooooo... Got any..."
>KNIVES! EVERYWHERE!
>You dive through a gap, barely; oddly enough, in her actual direction.
>You reach for the basket and successfully grab it.
>However, you are now at the feet of Sakuya.

>"I do hope you're enjoying yourself down there."

>...

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« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2011, 05:01:22 PM »
So.

Our first major conflict.

Couple of ideas to play with:

1)Keep up the perverse aspect, maybe sensually lick her legs or something.
2)Actually seriously fight.
3)Try and convince her not to kill us.

>What is Sakuya wearing on her feet?
>Why is Sakuya attacking us again?
>If we couldn't dodge the knives, how could we avoid bleeding to death against them?

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« Reply #69 on: August 01, 2011, 05:20:54 PM »
>What is Sakuya wearing on her feet?
>Why is Sakuya attacking us again?
>If we couldn't dodge the knives, how could we avoid bleeding to death against them?

>Black shoes, of sort.

>Hmm, let me see, we didn't just 'accidentally' grab her.
>Although it probably didn't help when you tried to talk her into a 'potential trap.'

>You haven't quite mastered the art of not bleeding when being struck by knives.
>Grazing is the best option to you; whilst you may bleed a little, it won't be as bad as getting directly hit by them.
>A barrier would stop them outright; but you haven't mastered that yet. Hence why you're still grazing them when all else fails.
>To be fair, Sakuya shouldn't really be using them against humans.

>...

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« Reply #70 on: August 01, 2011, 07:28:34 PM »
I was going to play up the mild perv angle, but we hit paydirt and now there's no going back. I wouldn't suggest fighting back. Just running for it, at most. But, let's try a slightly different angle, maybe we can walk away from this, or possibly profit more. We need only put her off guard, if we can get the opening.

>Stand right up as if nothing were wrong, and offer Sakuya back her basket.
>"Sorry I made you drop this."

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« Reply #71 on: August 01, 2011, 07:58:40 PM »
>Stand right up as if nothing were wrong, and offer Sakuya back her basket.
>"Sorry I made you drop this."

>You gather yourself together and stand up.
>You do your damn hardest to not look directly up as you do; oh the temptation.

<"Sorry I made you drop this."
>You offer the basket back to her, which you're certain has surprised Sakuya; judging on how she hasn't grabbed you yet.
>"... Wh... Why thank you."
>She takes the basket from you with both hands; watching you very closely as she does.

>...


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« Reply #72 on: August 01, 2011, 08:42:17 PM »
>Look Sakuya in the eyes. Give a small smile.
>"That was an accident, even though it was a good one for me. I was just going to give you a playful poke in the cheek and try to get you to settle down. I know you're mad, but throwing knives around isn't going to accomplish anything."
>Slowly put our hands on her shoulders. No sudden moves, no gropes. Maintain eye contact. Keep our mind on the prize here.
>"You're upset, things just happened, and I understand. How about, instead of fighting and being angry, we do something else? Something better?"

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« Reply #73 on: August 01, 2011, 09:00:43 PM »
>Look Sakuya in the eyes. Give a small smile.
>"That was an accident, even though it was a good one for me. I was just going to give you a playful poke in the cheek and try to get you to settle down. I know you're mad, but throwing knives around isn't going to accomplish anything."
>Slowly put our hands on her shoulders. No sudden moves, no gropes. Maintain eye contact. Keep our mind on the prize here.
>"You're upset, things just happened, and I understand. How about, instead of fighting and being angry, we do something else? Something better?"

>You give off your nicest smile and look into Sakuya's eyes.
<"That was an accident, honest; though it was a pretty good one for me."
>"Well, you could certainly say that."
<"I was just going to playfully poke you in the cheek; I thought it might calm you down a little."
>"Who pokes someone during mid-fight? You really are an air-head at times..."
<"I know you're mad, but flinging knives at me isn't going to get anything done."
>"Now you're speaking like Kanjou."

>You place your hands on Sakuya's shoulders; slowly, of course.
>She keeps a close eye on you, but she doesn't move backwards.
>"What are you doing?"
<"Nothing. I just know you're upset since that happened; and I understand."
>"Do you now? So... why are you grabbing my shoulders?"
<"Because I want you to stop fighting. Instead of being angry, why not do something better with me?"
>Sakuya stares at you; her face bordering between confusion, shock and... blushing?
>"I'm not falling for your games, Shino." She replies coldly. "And only I may torment Milady."

>...

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« Reply #74 on: August 01, 2011, 09:19:08 PM »
>So far, so good.  Keep hands on her shoulders. Let the smile dissolve into a frown, just for now.
>"Is it really that important to you, Sakuya? Have I really hurt you that badly?"
>Time to draw on everything Kanjou has taught us.

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« Reply #75 on: August 01, 2011, 09:35:37 PM »
>So far, so good.  Keep hands on her shoulders. Let the smile dissolve into a frown, just for now.
>"Is it really that important to you, Sakuya? Have I really hurt you that badly?"
>Time to draw on everything Kanjou has taught us.

>This is working!
>You keep your hands on her; frowning as you do so.
<"Come on Sakuya. Is it really that important to you?"
>"Well, important probably isn't the right word." She replies. "You have hurt Milady a lot."

>You focus on everything Kanjou has taught you thus far. Well, he hasn't taught you anything in the ways of perversion really; that was just a natural part of you.
<"Hurt? Does that mean I've hurt you that badly too?"
>Sakuya attempts to step back, but doesn't.
>She's not focusing on you properly any more.
>"I'm the one who throws knives here... I... I should be the one asking that to you."

>...

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« Reply #76 on: August 01, 2011, 09:50:00 PM »
>Almost there. Almost there.
>"Yeah, maybe. But Sakuya? If it bothered you that much? I'm sorry. Okay?"
>Assuming she accepts the apology. "You have some time off, right? Why don't you come back to the shrine with me?"

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« Reply #77 on: August 01, 2011, 09:58:10 PM »
>Hurm.  Sakuya is showing a chink in her armor.  Keep the pressure on, but no overtly perverted moves for the sake of keeping any more knives from entering your hide.
>"Well...that situation was more because I...was trying to have fun.  Yeah.  I'm terribly sorry if it did hurt you."
>>Put on dem puppy eyes.  Bitches love puppy eyes.

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« Reply #78 on: August 01, 2011, 10:08:08 PM »
>Hurm.  Sakuya is showing a chink in her armor.  Keep the pressure on, but no overtly perverted moves for the sake of keeping any more knives from entering your hide.
>"Well...that situation was more because I...was trying to have fun.  Yeah.  I'm terribly sorry if it did hurt you."
>>Put on dem puppy eyes.  Bitches love puppy eyes.

>Don't do this yet. Step at a time, step at a time. We pull to fast and she realizes she's being lead.

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« Reply #79 on: August 01, 2011, 10:10:05 PM »
>Almost there. Almost there.
>"Yeah, maybe. But Sakuya? If it bothered you that much? I'm sorry. Okay?"
>Assuming she accepts the apology. "You have some time off, right? Why don't you come back to the shrine with me?"

>It's happening... It's working...

<"Yeah... maybe. But Sakuya, if it bothered you that much... I'm sorry."
>Sakuya looks back at you and sighs a little.
>"Well, fights here are started over some of the smallest things... Well, I should say sorry too."
>Sakuya smiles back at you; giving off an aura you've never felt from her before.
>Is this real? Is another one of your dreams about to come true?

>You perk up and smile a little more.
<"In that case, you have some time off, right?"
>"As I said before, I have a handful of time."
<"Then why don't you come back to the shrine with..."

>"SAKUYA IZAYOI!"

>Oh, well, this can not possibly be good.

>...

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« Reply #80 on: August 01, 2011, 10:13:11 PM »
>Wince. Do we know that voice?

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« Reply #81 on: August 01, 2011, 10:21:46 PM »
>Wince. Do we know that voice?

>You know full well who that voice belongs to.

>"How many times must I say it. NO DANMAKU INSIDE THE VILLAGE!"

>Keine.

>...

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« Reply #82 on: August 01, 2011, 10:30:18 PM »
>Say nothing-for now.
>Consider-do we know if Sakuya has been caught with village danmaku in the past? From what Kiene said, it seems like a yes, but if we knew anything else that would be good.
>Check Sakuya's reaction.

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« Reply #83 on: August 01, 2011, 10:31:49 PM »
>Oh dear, opportunity!
>Quietly t Sakuya. "I got this."
>Call back, "It's alright, Keine! We've settled things peacefully!"

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>What do we know about Keine? Are we on good terms with her? Has she fallen prey to us, yet?
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« Reply #84 on: August 01, 2011, 10:55:59 PM »
>Say nothing-for now.
>Consider-do we know if Sakuya has been caught with village danmaku in the past? From what Kiene said, it seems like a yes, but if we knew anything else that would be good.
>Check Sakuya's reaction.
>Oh dear, opportunity!
>Quietly t Sakuya. "I got this."
>Call back, "It's alright, Keine! We've settled things peacefully!"
>What do we know about Keine? Are we on good terms with her? Has she fallen prey to us, yet?

<"It's ok; I've got this one."
>Sakuya simply nods and takes a step back.

>You turn round to see a very angry Keine marching towards you.
>You can see why now; Sakuya forgot about the knives she threw earlier. In fact, one of them is sticking out of Keine's hat.

>Sakuya has been caught fighting inside the village before, but most of them weren't her fault.
>Several others have been warned about it too; including Reimu. According to Kanjou, Yuuka has never been warned once; though that's not to say she hasn't knocked out anyone whilst inside the village.

>You're on reasonable terms with Keine. Keine notifies you of events that happen in the Village, whilst you help her protect the Village when she's unable to do so.
>She has head-butted you (or 'caved' as you coin them) several times however; mostly because of your desire to capture 'a teacher.' Whilst you have done this, it's the other thing you want that is the reason it still happens.

<"Sensei! It's okay! All is peaceful in the Village now."
>Keine marches up to you and stops where the knives... used to be?
>"It normally is when she cleans up before leaving."
>Leaving?
>You glance around.
>Sakuya is gone.

>...

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Re: This is an Unprecedented Shino Affair... WHAT?!
« Reply #85 on: August 01, 2011, 11:09:04 PM »
> "Ah."
> So much for that.  Guess we'll have to try again at the next opportunity.

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« Reply #86 on: August 01, 2011, 11:10:44 PM »
>Sigh. So damn close...
>Look around. Can we see signs of her anywhere?
>"Oh, Sensei... Are you okay? No one was hurt, were they?"
>Hmm. Let's calculate this gamble and leave teacher catching for another time right now.

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« Reply #87 on: August 01, 2011, 11:13:28 PM »
>How much do we know about barriers?
>Consider making a barrier which traps Danmaku inside, stopping them from leaving the shrine, for example.

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« Reply #88 on: August 01, 2011, 11:48:35 PM »
> "Ah."
> So much for that.  Guess we'll have to try again at the next opportunity.
>Sigh. So damn close...
>Look around. Can we see signs of her anywhere?
>"Oh, Sensei... Are you okay? No one was hurt, were they?"
>Hmm. Let's calculate this gamble and leave teacher catching for another time right now.

<"...Ah."
>GOD DAMN IT KEINE!

>You look around for any sign of Sakuya; but nope, she has gone. So to have all the knives... Minus the one in Keine's hat.

<"Oh, Sensei! Erm... Are you okay?"
>"I almost had a knife in my head; how well do you think I feel?"
<"I...I mean, was anyone hurt?"
>"Thankfully, no." Keine sighs in the end. "Most of the kids were in school by that point."

>You think of leaving your Keine catching days for a little longer.

>How much do we know about barriers?
>Consider making a barrier which traps Danmaku inside, stopping them from leaving the shrine, for example.

>You know of what they are and what they do; which is the easy part.
>You are, however, still finding it tricky to actually make one work for you.
>If you could pull of something like that, with the right amount of thought & energy running through it, you could easily come up with something like that.

>...

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« Reply #89 on: August 01, 2011, 11:52:23 PM »
>Might not be a bad idea, if Kanjou hasn't already set up something of that nature.
>"I should go try to find her. Please excuse me, Sensei."