Touhou Lightbulb Jokes!

[Teewee]

The topic title sums it up pretty well. Post your touhou-related lightbulb jokes here, but be sure to add in what characters they relate to. For example,

How many shrine maidens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to laze around and one to actually put in effort to screw it in.

Its the lazy reimu and the hardworking sanae :V

or

How many lolis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
93. 12 to get sexualized by the fanbase, more than 10 to spawn memes, and all 93 to stack up on one another (tower-style!) for the one on top to screw in the lightbulb :V

Of course, all 93 touhou girls (i may have miscounted)

So, go :3

[Arcengal]

How many Touhous does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer is zero. There are no lightbulbs in Gensokyo.

[Alfred F. Jones]

How many Touhous does it take to change a lightbulb?

2. Futo to determine the proper position it should be in, and Miko to hold off the other ten opinions as to where it should be.

[Berzul]

How many light bulbs can you count in the basement? Kyuu.

[Paper Conan]

How many Touhous does it take to change a lightbulb in the basement?

None. If she touches it, it'll explode.

Spoiler:

Talking about Flandre and the SDM Basement.

[Aba Matindesu!]

How many Myouren Temple members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. Byakuren determines whether or not the action benefits youkai as well as humans, Shou to use her pagoda in its place, and Nazrin, days later, to find an actual lightbulb to screw in after Shou forgets she used the pagoda as a lightbulb.

[Hanzo K.]

Q: How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: There aren't enough in the world.

[KrackoCloud]

How many Touhous does it take to fix a lightbulb on the moon?
Eight. Four to distract the Lunarians, two to distract the other Lunarians who realize the first four are a distraction, one to get to the moon without being attacked and distract the normal denizens on the moon, and the other to finally sneak into the room where the lightbulb is.

How many immortals does it take to fix a lightbulb?
Someone make up a clever answer for this.

[Helix ⑨]

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler:

⑨

[I have no name]

How many ghosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4, one to take the other 3 to it, 1 to destroy the existing one, 1 to tell the last one to screw it in and the last to actually screw in the lightbulb.

Spoiler:

said ghosts are Murasa, Mima, Yuyuko and Youmu respectively

[Skyler]

How many immortals does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Four. One to discover it and call for help, one to come and see what's wrong, one to argue with the first about whether it should be turned clockwise or counter-clockwise and one to actually screw it in while they're distracted.


No points for guessing who these are.

[AJS]

How many Palace of the Earth Spirits residents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three.  One to delve into the lightbulb's inner thoughts and use them to screw with it (:getdown:), one to carry off the discarded lightbulb to the depths of (former) hell, and one to replace it with a nuclear fusion-powered one.

[Zap]

How many Darkness youkai does it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

Couldn't tell ya, it was too dark see if it was done or not!