Damn, Suikama, your scripts need some sort of Surgeon General's warning label or something ...
"WARNING: this script contains over 9000% of the daily recommended level of WTF, and is not recommended for people with heart conditions, weak livers, or severe mental illness. Please contact your doctor before playing if you are unsure if it is safe for you to play this script."
Crazy awesome stuff, as we've come to expect from you :]