Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!

[Spidere]

>"Okay. Um...lead the way. And...hold my hand. I'm scared..."

> She smiles.
> "Alright, let's go."

> She carefully gaps.
> You are now near the bamboo forest.

[Kinzo the Astro Curious]

> "We need to walk to Eientei, unfortunately."

> "A part of you doesn't technically exist, and you're slowly ripping your atoms apart."

>"Sweeeeet"

>Ask if there is any risk using flying ability, to save time. surely of which there is little to waste. Sod walking if I could explode into dust at any minute!

[Fetch()tirade]

> HOLY SHIT MAN
> "Does that happen to you every time?"
> "Why are we here?"

[Hello Purvis]

>Stare at bamboo. "Uh, where now?"

[Mr_Bob]

> "A part of you doesn't technically exist, and you're slowly ripping your atoms apart."

>"So what did we do? Divide by 0? Take the root of -1? Find the function of 1/x as x approaches 0?"
>Collect baboon shoots to cook later.
>Change to metal affinity, if bamboo is blocking our way use Danmaku sign Weed Whacker.

[MysTeariousYukari]

>Collect baboon shoots to cook later.
>Change to metal affinity, if bamboo is blocking our way use Danmaku sign Weed Whacker.

^ We should not do this, based off of what Yukari said, we are in mortal danger. We could get some later.

[Hello Purvis]

^ We should not do this, based off of what Yukari said, we are in mortal danger. We could get some later.

>Concurrence. Let Kidnapper angel deal with details. Try not to panic/disintegrate.

[Spidere]

>"Sweeeeet"

>Ask if there is any risk using flying ability, to save time. surely of which there is little to waste. Sod walking if I could explode into dust at any minute!

> "Well, flight won't do you much good here. There's only one way not to get lost. You'll just have to follow me."

> HOLY SHIT MAN
> "Does that happen to you every time?"
> "Why are we here?"

> "No, it's a side effect of your body being unable to handle the statistics of every location in the universe, along with the fact you entered a corrupt pocket dimension nearby. You were lucky. Most people would have just exploded in a burst of antimatter."

>Stare at bamboo. "Uh, where now?"

> "Just follow me."

>"So what did we do? Divide by 0? Take the root of -1? Find the function of 1/x as x approaches 0?"
>Collect baboon shoots to cook later.
>Change to metal affinity, if bamboo is blocking our way use Danmaku sign Weed Whacker.

> There are no baboon shoots nearby! Just bamboo!

> "Well, after copying the ability, you should have simply imploded. That dimension ended up sucking you in due to said overload. You had to gap out of it, in which case your body was still recovering from collapsing, and you couldn't handle creating a wormhole and walking through it. It essentially corrupted large pieces of you. If we put it into perspective, you're a walking anti-matter time bomb that may destroy the entire universe."

^ We should not do this, based off of what Yukari said, we are in mortal danger. We could get some later.

>Concurrence. Let Kidnapper angel deal with details. Try not to panic/disintegrate.

> You decide to cut some bamboo, but Yukari stops you.
> "Let's just go, alright?"

[Hello Purvis]

>But we said not to do it ;_;
>"...I don't know what an antimatter is, but it doesn't sound very good.
>Follow Yukari with unusual meekness.
>Try not to go into hysterics.
>Clutch her hand tightly.

[Spidere]

>But we said not to do it ;_;
>"...I don't know what an antimatter is, but it doesn't sound very good.
>Follow Yukari with unusual meekness.
>Try not to go into hysterics.
>Clutch her hand tightly.

> "Well, anything it comes into contact with has it's matter erased."

> After what feels like hours, you arrive outside a massive mansion. You can see dozens of rabbits running around. At the sight of Yukari, all of the rabbits run out of the way and open the gate.

[Hello Purvis]

>This would normally be time for a psychobilly freakout. But for now, just try not to explode.
>"Wish Lily were here..."

[Spidere]

>This would normally be time for a psychobilly freakout. But for now, just try not to explode.
>"Wish Lily were here..."

> Yukari snaps her fingers and Lily is transported in front of you.
> "What the? Who?"
> She see Yukari and sighs. Yukari explains everything to her.
> She appears quite worried. She begins to walk next to you.

> As you enter the mansion, there is a clerk whom asks you for a reservation. Yukari gets in her face and whispers.
> "This is an emergency that may destroy Gensokyo unless Eirin takes a look at this kid. If you won't let me in, I'll blast my way in."
> The clerk is quite frightened by the threat and lets her through. You can see a white haired woman sitting at a table, writing madly on the paper.

[Hello Purvis]

>Affix free hand to Lily's, if she allows for it.
>Panic slightly less. "T-thanks for coming."
>Wait glumly for things to sort themselves...

[Spidere]

>Affix free hand to Lily's, if she allows for it.
>Panic slightly less. "T-thanks for coming."
>Wait glumly for things to sort themselves...

> She holds your hand too.

> "No problem Aurica. Even if I was never given a choice."

> Yukari speaks up.
> "Hello there."
> The woman looks up from work.
> "Hm? Come for a checkup?"
> "It goes a bit beyond that, my friend."
> The woman stares quietly at you. Sizing you up, it seems.
> "Well, never seen you before. I'm Eirin Yagokoro. And you are?"
> "Ehm...Aurica."
> Yukari chimes in.
> "Sorry to be rude Eirin, but this is extremely important."
> "Then what is this girl's problem? Some sort of cancer?"
> "Unfortunately, I wish it were that simple."

> Yukari explains everything. From how you went into a corrupt pocket dimension, blew your way out, and how your matter has been screwed beyond belief.
> Eirin appears lost in thought at these revelations.
> "Well, I'll work out the specifics. Sit down there, please."
> The three of you sit on a small bench in the room.
> Eirin walks to a blackboard in the room, scribbling down equations that make your head hurt just from looking at them. Lily seems to be in the same boat.
> "Well, you're not going to like this..."
> Oh no...
> "Reisen! Could you come here, please?"
> A tall bunny girl walks into the room. She is dressed in a sharp business coat and a skirt.

[Hello Purvis]

>Cling to Lily's arm.
>"A-am I going to have to be put into a blender?"

[Spidere]

>Cling to Lily's arm.
>"A-am I going to have to be put into a blender?"

> Eirin laughs.
> "Of course not! You won't like that the only medication that I can give you...is a suppository. A very, very large suppository."

[Hello Purvis]

>"Oh. Well that's not so bad. Everyone overreacts about those, mostly due to rather childish fears of penetration or homophobia."
>We are well educated. Sometimes~

[Spidere]

>"Oh. Well that's not so bad. Everyone overreacts about those, mostly due to rather childish fears of penetration or homophobia."
>We are well educated. Sometimes~

> "Oh, you'll see what I mean. Wait here."

> She steps into the other room as Reisen follows her in.
> After quite a wait, she walks out with a purple suppository the size of a grapefruit.

[Hello Purvis]

>"...Wouldn't that be better as several smaller pills."
>Have Yukari gap a picture of goatse, steal its power.

[Spidere]

>"...Wouldn't that be better as several smaller pills."
>Have Yukari gap a picture of goatse, steal its power.

> "Unfortunately, it's impossible any other way."

[Hello Purvis]

>"Oh."
>Look at Yukari. "You can do something about this, right...?"

[OkashiiKisei]

Wow....I really fucked up big time with that copying.

> "Can't I have a few pain killers first?! And how can a suppository/pill fix inter dimensional screwification?! I expected a machine or a glowy orb....;_;"

(But Thundr, I do have to mention that, though anti-matter is indeed incredibly volatile and the most explosive material in existence, it would still take a mass of anti-matter the size of Mount Everest to even blow up our planet. A small anti-matter mass the size of Aurica could 'only' take down the entirety of Bamboo Forest, not the entire universe)

[Kinzo the Astro Curious]

>Ponder to self if this is some kind of sick joke to eirins entertainment as payment for the medicine to come.
>Hope that is the case.
>Lock legs together in fear of extremely painful insertion to come.

(OkashiiKisei - were talking gensokyo as their world though, which isn't the size of a planet  )

[Hello Purvis]

You derailed us marvelously. I don't consider it a fuck-up at all. Hell,w e actually got Yukari genuinely sympathetic toward us.

Antimatter + uncontrolled gaphax, so we can set logic between the border of exploding and not exploding. Or perhaps beside the Crest of Annihilation.

[HakureiSM]

> To hell with the antimatter discussion.
> Freak out and burst into tears.
> Insert suppository.

[Pesco]

> HakureiSM just offered to take the suppository for Aurica

[Hello Purvis]

> HakureiSM just offered to take the suppository for Aurica

>Viva la Gaphax!

[Spidere]

>"Oh."
>Look at Yukari. "You can do something about this, right...?"

> Yukari looks grim.
> "Well...No."
> Eirin explains.
> "Unfortunately, it has to be this large for it to dissolve properly."

Wow....I really fucked up big time with that copying.

> "Can't I have a few pain killers first?! And how can a suppository/pill fix inter dimensional screwification?! I expected a machine or a glowy orb....;_;"

(But Thundr, I do have to mention that, though anti-matter is indeed incredibly volatile and the most explosive material in existence, it would still take a mass of anti-matter the size of Mount Everest to even blow up our planet. A small anti-matter mass the size of Aurica could 'only' take down the entirety of Bamboo Forest, not the entire universe)

> "Well, painkillers could have nasty side effects when mixed with this. We may set off the explosion by accident."

(Parser note: Well Okashii, this is a fantasy setting, where robots, zombies, gaphax, and bunny people roam freely. If you need an explanation that badly, ask Yukari. You've done this so much, and I always give you the same answer. ASK YUKARI.)

>Ponder to self if this is some kind of sick joke to eirins entertainment as payment for the medicine to come.
>Hope that is the case.
>Lock legs together in fear of extremely painful insertion to come.

(OkashiiKisei - were talking gensokyo as their world though, which isn't the size of a planet  )

> Probably not. You hope so, though.

> You lock your legs in fear.

You derailed us marvelously. I don't consider it a fuck-up at all. Hell,w e actually got Yukari genuinely sympathetic toward us.

Antimatter + uncontrolled gaphax, so we can set logic between the border of exploding and not exploding. Or perhaps beside the Crest of Annihilation.

(Well, Purvis is on the right track.)

> To hell with the antimatter discussion.
> Freak out and burst into tears.
> Insert suppository.

> HakureiSM just offered to take the suppository for Aurica

>Viva la Gaphax!

> Well, that won't fix anything, and we'll implode the universe.

> "J-just insert it."
> Eirin motions for you to follow her. You enter a small white room.

[OkashiiKisei]

> Do we really need to go into details? :ohdear:
> Let's get this thing over with. It's either horrific pain in the butt for three weeks or the end of all existence.

[Hello Purvis]

>"...Can I have something to bite on? And something to hold onto? And anesthetic? Please?"