As the auguration cerimony began, one of the German guards held up a comfily padded pillow. Upon the pillow sat a small, innocent looking kitten, formerly having taken the seat at head of the table. "Greetings to all my new servants!" The kitten beamed cheerfully. "As you can see, Austria and France have been subdued." The kitten waved her paw at a golden cage holding an angry parrot, with a young frenchman tied to the pole. "For his assistance in rounding up the vagabounds and delivery of turkish delights, Turkey has been upgraded to personal cat groomer." A young man in a butler outfit mumbled something about getting to it later. "It's a shame our great leader Shadoweh was feeling ill and could not attend, but I, Kitten4u will take good care of our great country until she recovers. Now, a toast! To Germany!"
Meanwhile, in the dungeons under Germany's palace, Shadoweh pounded on the door to her cell. "Kitten! Come on! It was a joke okay, you're overreacting, I really just wanted to play chess this time! KITTEN! LET ME OUT!"
