I found this very funny and decided to share this with the other forum users.
So today I was bored so I played a round of the original Oregon Trail. I named the party after the inhabitants of the SDM: Remilia, Flandre, Sakuya, Patchouli, and Meiling.
Then a funny thing happened:
Every single one of them died on the way to Independence Rock after a thief (most likely Marisa) stole almost all of their precious oxen. They died in the following order:
Flandre - First she broke her leg, then she got lost for five days, then she died. (I found this hilarious because it made it seem as if she broke her leg and everyone else left her to die.)
Meiling - Got a fever and died.
Patchouli - Died of exhaustion. (Funny, because Patchy probably would die of this if she actually was on the trail.)
Sakuya - Died of dysentery.
Remilia - Died of measles.
Then I was generous enough to take a screenshot of the tombstone:
