9:25 AM - Day 3 - Kamisuiwa, Japan ? Tourist Helpers Shop ? Spare RoomYuyuko scratched her arm and bared her perfect teeth in a smile. "So, you want to pretend to be one of Diamond's soldiers, then catch him off-guard when Amarillo lures him back here? Sounds like a great plan!"
"Yeah, I guess." Ken traced the pattern on the ghost's clothing for a short duration with his eyes. He raised his head to look at her again. "But, what do you think about getting one of those soldier outfits? It's a bit risky. You think we can really get one without being noticed?"
"Well...I'm sure if we can find a clearing somewhere...hmm." The ghost rolled over on the bed. "The tricky part would be getting them to follow us and not remember what happened..."
He averted his gaze. Now wasn't the time to consider how flawless she was, or any of the others who came from Gensokyo, but he couldn't help it. To anyone else, Yuyuko would probably look like somewhat of a top model, and her pink hair certainly stood out even in Japan. Under more normal circumstances, what would they do if RAI wasn't trying to hunt them down? It sounded like a typical harem or romantic comedy anime, he thought. He swallowed at the thought of living with those he was linked to, considering they needed him to be nearby. That was almost certainly what would happen...
"Hey, Ken?"
He turned back to Yuyuko. "Ah, yeah...I was just thinking about what things would be like if we weren't being chased down by RAI." He shifted a bit closer to her. "You look pretty comfortable..."
She reached over and pulled him down gently. "Hehehe~ That's something to consider, yes~"
"Urk...w-wait, Yuyu--!"
He suddenly found himself pressed against her, caught in a hug. "Ah...this is kinda...nice, I guess..."
She giggled quietly. "You know, we have to get to know each other better sooner or later...kinda like you did with Mokou last night."
"Uh, t-that's...well, er..." he stammered as his face started feeling warm. "Wait a second...how'd you know about that?!"
Yuyuko winked happily. "I'm a ghost, y'know...I don't really need to sleep. I just rest, so I heard you two talking about something...it sounded...lovely."
Squirming, he found himself pressed closer to her as she kept him from moving. "Ergh...it wasn't that significant, really...w-what're you trying to do right now, ghostie?!"
"Shhh, just relax. Anyway, keep going. What else were you going to say?"
His eyes closed halfway in an unamused manner. "Now I can't focus...are all ghosts as appealing as you?" Admittedly, he rather enjoyed having her around even if she was often whimsical. It was better than Mokou and Kaguya going at each other's throats.
"Maybe~ But you know, I'm more playful than anything. I may be an illegitimate partner, but I gotta work hard to keep things in line. Smile some more, all right?"
Ken sighed. His life would never be the same after this. Had he known he would get into such a serious situation, he wondered what he and Mayli would have done instead of come to Japan to study abroad. Now he was friends with fairies and their commander, an immortal from the moon, a ghost from the underworld and a whole bunch of others. Non-humans existing in this world, magic introduced to humanity...
Magic.
He remembered that his treasured sword had carried over from the virtual reality to the real world. When he had slapped Mokou, his healing powers had still worked. Even Mayli seemed to have some magical properties to her. His body tensed up as he realized how valuable their existence was, and how dangerous this issue could become. They were practically like superheroes in a dramatic TV series.
"Ooof!" He gasped as his right cheek suddenly met Yuyuko's remarkable chest. She was squeezing him even harder now. "Hey, go easy on me!" he managed to eek out. "I'm not soft and squishy like you are..."
Undaunted, she maintained her hold. "You keep getting sidetracked, so I'll just keep squeezing until you tell me~"
"Okay, okay! Fine..." For a ghost, he thought, she sure had one heck of a death grip. How did that work, anyway? Ghosts were quite light and even ethereal, but this one seemed strong. Then again, ghosts were not something of this world. He didn't bother questioning it further, as she had loosened her hold. "So...I was thinking we could wander around town for a bit..."
"Mmmkay~ Then what?"
"We'd do that for a while until we found one of those soldiers alone. They're with RAI, right?"
She nodded and, seemingly satisfied for now, released him completely. "It's a good assumption to make. Both RAI and those soldiers seem to share the same goal: catching us."
He sat up and rubbed his neck. "Right then. But we gotta get our hands on the soldier's uniform without the soldier even realizing who we are...that might be difficult."
Still laying down, she put a finger to her lips, thinking momentarily. True, it was very unlikely that a straightforward baiting trap would actually work. The soldiers only needed to see their faces, and they could be in trouble. Out of all their powers, which ones could help best? Only Ken, Mayli or Kaguya looked normal enough to be some sort of decoy.
Occam's Razor, she thought, might work well here. What was simple?
She snapped her fingers. "Aha! I got it." Sitting up, she raised a finger for emphasis as he looked over. "Why don't we use the Shrine for cover?"
"Saniwa Shrine?" He shook his head. "I think I understand what you're hinting at, but we want to keep attention off of the Shrine. We already had a run-in there once before..."
"Somewhere near the middle of town, then, since it's the median point between here and the Shrine."
"That sounds fine. In case we draw attention while trying to do this, it's best to draw it to an area that's far away from Tourist Helpers and the Saniwa Shrine."
She rubbed her cheek. "We can have Kaguya help us, with her power."
"Really now...what would that be?"
"Mmm...she can cause things to happen fast, in an instant. Or even slow things down a lot, yup."
"Huh, really? Is that so...in that case, we can have Kaguya hit him hard when he least expects it." He stood up and felt a slight rush of blood to his head. "You think this is worth it, though?"
"It's all for a setup, right? How else can we fool Diamond though?"
Ken rubbed his chin, feeling a small amount of stubble growing. He'd have to take care of that sooner or later, he thought. Despite their crucial roles right at this very instant, they were still just people. He had to remember that, and never forget it. He was no superhero, he never was and even now, never would be. Such was his fate.
He turned back to look at Yuyuko. "Remember that Amarillo doesn't know about our plan to ambush Diamond, only that we will do so and no more. But we can't assume that she won't get caught and reveal who we are..."
She frowned. "That's a good point. Luring him into thinking he has someone on his side here is a great idea, and probably the best we can do. It's almost positively worth the risk in obtaining a soldier uniform."
Smirking, he adjusted his glasses and beckoned her to get up with a gesture from his right hand. "Ha, I thought as much. Ready to get this show on the road?"
Yawning, she sat up and produced a closed-eyed beaming smile. "Yeah!"
10:50 AM - Day 3 - Kamisuiwa, Japan ? Norinaga SquareShading his eyes from the sun, Ken looked to both sides. The marketplace, at least as it was now, was moderately crowded. He guessed the presence of several soldiers scattered every which way influenced the low turnout. They had left the others behind for quite some time now; it was just him and the Lunarian Princess. Safety in lesser numbers in such a populated place, he thought. Clever Yuyuko was clever.
The markets in Japan were as impressive as ever, even in Kamisuiwa in its current state. They had already passed several produce stands, a baked goods stand and even several stands selling imported natural foods. Even more impressive than the variety of edibles was the abundancy of handmade clothing and jewelry. The material goods looked very extravagant and well-made, as Mayli was kind enough to emphasize periodically. He sighed, finally with content. This was Japan at its finest.
"Oi, Ken." Kaguya, who was walking alongside him, pointed to the midst of two lines of people walking through the market along both sides of the streets lined with tents. There was a single soldier, no doubt about it.
He looked at the Lunarian next to him and nodded. This was their chance, and given Kaguya's power over immediate events it would be difficult to mess up...or so he hoped.
Without a word, Kaguya released his hand and began wandering towards a nearby break in the row of tents opposite them, a short distance away. They had spotted out an alley nearby, with no houses or apartment windows in sight. Given Kaguya's attire, she blended in with the crowd perfectly, and she even looked just like a younger sister to him. Nobody had suspected anything so far. Reaching down to touch his sheathed sword at his side, he then walked over towards the soldier, who seemed to be just on regular patrol. He hoped that the appeal he was about to make was accurate.
As soon as he was within range of the soldier, he slightly quickened his pace and put on a look of concern. "Excuse me, sir?"
The soldier turned his head, and adjusted his helmet without a word.
Ken hesitated slightly at first, then continued once he could confirm that he had the soldier's attention. "I think I got separated from my sister somewhere around here. Could you help me find her, officer?"
The soldier looked around briefly before speaking up. "Hmm...." Turning to face him, the soldier continued. "Can't you ask anyone else? I have some rounds to do..."
He froze temporarily at hearing the surprisingly feminine voice. The soldier was a woman? Due to the weapons and other equipment on her belt, he wasn't able to see the shape of her body initially. Looking around nervously, he tried again. "I don't want to make a big deal out of this in public, so I thought I'd ask the police force to help..."
"Oh..." She looked down at her gloved wrist briefly, then looked back up at him. "I'm not--"
"Please, ma'am...I'm worried about her!" His heart was pounding slightly. He figured there would be some resistance.
She sighed, her voice muffled beneath the "Look, we're not the pol--well...okay, fine then. I can only spare a few minutes though."
He smiled in fake gratitude and adjusted the hat on his head, which was a part of his disguise. "Ah, thanks! She wears--"
"Hold on a minute." The soldier reached down and touched the sheathed sword at his side, hanging on his belt. "Why are you carrying this?"
Fortunately he had prepared for this question, thanks to the convention going on in town. "Oh, this? This is just a part of my cosplay for the convention, ma'am. I'm kind of..." He turned away in embarrassment. "I'm a bit of a geek, so this is...yeah..."
She laughed abruptly. "Haha, a gentlemanly swordsman, I see. All right, what's she look like?"
He sighed in relief. The appeal to authority worked. Yuyuko had guessed that if the soldiers were indeed RAI affiliates, they wouldn't want to start any problems and would pretend to act like a police force if cornered. She was right after all. "She's got long, straight black hair...wearing a robe too, with long sleeves."
The soldier tapped the gun at her side. "Got any leads, then?"
He purposefully fumbled with his words. "Well...I lost sight of her somewhere over there..." He pointed past the break in the market tents. "She got a bit angry after I refused to buy her something at the tent over there, and then after I had only browsed it for another minute she was gone." He moved his extended hand to point at the material goods tent on the street corner and groaned. "Little sisters are so finicky sometimes..."
"I suppose." She started walking towards the tent in question.
He noted that she sounded somewhat annoyed. Glancing around, he pretended to search for Kaguya. "Sorry, officer. I hope it's not a huge problem..."
"It's fine, just keep quiet about it." Reaching the tent, she looked around. "This is where you lost track of her, right?"
"Yeah, that's--huh?!" Ken quickly looked down the cross street, beyond the tent. "I thought I saw her...! Weird...I could've sworn that was her going around that corner way over there..."
"Hmm? There's an alley over there...if your sister is there, then you should be fine, go on."
"Er..." He scratched his head. "Do you mind checking over there? It'd be faster if I stayed here and surveyed the area, right? I know what she looks like if I see her, so..."
"Heh. Good thinking, boy." She pressed the side of her helmet and her face visor slid up, revealing a set of gentle yet focused brown eyes. "Wait here then." She turned towards the street leading to the alley between buildings and began jogging in that direction.
After waiting a few moments, he ceased his fake panoramic viewing and looked back towards the alley. She was just going around the corner. Clenching his fist, he ran quickly in that direction. If all was going according to plan...
*BAM* Flinching, he quickly closed his mouth shut to prevent any outcry as he felt his body being squeezed tightly...the feeling of mana draining out of him. He pressed his back against the side of the nearby building and peeked around the corner.
To his pleasure and relief, he saw the soldier on the ground, unmoving. He felt a bit sorry for her, but it couldn't be helped. Looking back to make sure no one else had followed them, he turned the corner himself.
Kaguya stood with a victorious smug expression as the orb of power in her hands shimmered away to nothingness. "Well, that was easy. Good thing I have cat-like reflexes~"
He rolled his eyes. "You didn't kill her, did you?"
"Nope, just some blunt trauma to the head. You know, danmaku is pretty potent." She sniffed casually and sat down on the ground. "You all right, by the way? I know that what I just did would probably use up some of that precious mana we have."
He leaned down and started to remove the soldier's helmet. "I'm fine. Did she catch a glimpse of you?"
Kaguya shook her head. "Not a chance. The moment I saw someone turn the corner, I slowed time down, got close and pelted that bitch with danmaku."
He winced at how proud she sounded. "Okay, good. Now let's just--" his hands locked up as he remembered that the soldier was female, and taking her clothes off wouldn't go over so well.
Kaguya clicked her tongue. "Hah, what's wrong? Hurry up and get his clothes off."
"Er...well, there's a slight issue with that..."
"What? Lemme guess," the Lunarian mused, "the soldier is female, and you being the chivalrous guy you are, don't want to leave her looking sparsely dressed in an alley."
He finally removed the soldier's helmet. "Who knew the Lunarians were such good guessers."
Kaguya peered down and put a robed hand to her mouth in surprise. "What?! It IS a woman?!" She walked over to the corner of the alley that lead to the main street and looked around the corner to make sure they weren't receiving unwanted company, then turned around to face him. "I was honestly guessing, really. I swear!"
He grunted as he started to take off the soldier's shirt. "You're having fun with this, aren't you..."
"Hey! That's my line, you know. You're undressing a female in public, I bet a man would love to--"
"Grrr...be quiet and help me out! This is just what--" He glanced down at the woman's figure and gulped. Even these female soldiers looked nice...he couldn't help but think that this was all just a dream, and he was imagining being a part of some anime-like plot. Shaking his head, he carefully started taking her outermost layer off. "Let's just get this over with quickly, all right?"
Kaguya giggled softly. "Hehehe...as you say, big brother~"
His eyes widened and he shook his head in dissatisfaction. Trying to ignore Kaguya's snickering, he proceeded to pull first the gun and then the soldier's belt off. The uniform was, as he expected, a singular coat-like outfit, and more form-fitting than it initially seemed.
"Hey, this is the woman's ID and stuff..." Kaguya held up the badge and ID that she had found in the woman's pockets. She scanned for the name and quickly found it on the ID. "Mabel Sinevera...interesting name, I guess." She looked up at him. "Should we steal this stuff too, just in case?"
Throwing his hat to the side, he put his hands down on the woman's stomach area and thought momentarily. "Let's just take the badge. It has her name on it, right?"
"Yeah. We should probably be aware of what her name is, in case Diamond tries to address whoever is disguised."
"Mmkay." Kaguya pocketed the soldier's badge and placed the rest of her belongings next to her. "Thank goodness she has a second layer or two, eh?"
"Indeed." He stood up and wiped sweat off of the side of his face with his free hand. "I guess that worked out. Sorry Mabel, but we needed your uniform. No hard feelings."
Kaguya picked up the soldier's helmet. "That's just like you, to say something like that. Let's get outta here now."
As they walked around the corner of the alley, he slid the uniform and weaponry into a large durable bag he had strategically placed in the alley ahead of time. It was heavy, but he could easily carry it compared to an unconscious Hatate, especially with the bag.
Kaguya put the helmet into the bag and looked around. "So we just gotta get back to Tourist Helpers now...any plans?"
"Of course. Now you get to do what you do best."
She cocked her head innocently. "What I do best?"
He closed his eyes as he walked back into the mainstream of the marketplace with her. "Well, carrying all this stuff with a pr...pretty girl like you, is kinda...ehh..."
An uncontrollable grin spread across her face. "Ohoho, I get it." She instantly clung to his free arm as they walked through the crowd. "Thanks for buying me
SOOOOO much stuff, darling!" she announced loudly. "And carrying it too...you're the
best boyfriend ever~"
Gritting his teeth, he looked down to hide his face and his hot cheeks. "You...you don't have to go that far..."
She pouted. "Aww c'mon, Ken. Pipe down, you're so stuffy and serious. You need to let go every so often or else you'll break down, I'm telling you."
He heaved a great sigh. "Yeah, okay. Just don't make a big fuss over it..." It was at least a fifteen minute walk back to Tourist Helpers. He should be happy that Kaguya was fawning all over him, even if it was mostly an act...smiling, he kept his head down and plodded on. They had succeeded yet again. With this valuable acquisition as well as Kaguya's powers, Diamond was certainly going to get a run for his money.
(Notes: Ken and Kaguya succeed in retrieving a soldier's uniform for their plan to catch Diamond off-guard. They will now head back to Tourist Helpers.)