We should have DotS Achievements. Because just about every other game has these things nowadays, even single player Portal 2. (non srsbsns rubbish coming up)
Achievement Unlocked!
Pacifist Run - Be on the winning team with no kills.
Legend of Hourai - Be on the winning team with no deaths.
Ip Man - Solo kill an entire team with no assists from teammates or teammates nearby. (You need to have watched the Ip Man movie to get this reference... or just
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=127940685472 :V)
Lunatic High - Successfully graze 3 spells within 10 seconds with red hp.
Apparitions Stalk The Night - Random EX-Rumia. :V
Unidentified Flying Fantastic Girl - Hit with 3 consecutive UFOs within 15 seconds as Nue.
Greedisgood - As Minoriko, heal yourself when there's a red hp teammate nearby. :V
So Yandere... - Wreck 2 towers within 10 minutes of the game starting.
So Tsundere... - Deny an entire creep wave.
Inaba of the Earth - Grab 10 runes with positive effects in a game.
Resurrection Butterfly - Kill your killer within 15 seconds of your death.
/random
Adding a new one just because...
So VERY Yandere... - Deal at least 5000 damage to a single target within 0.5s (after taking armour/magic resistance into account)
I watched a chinese replay sometime ago where someone did this in a hilarious way.
Hint: It wasn't done with Flan.