Hijiri: What the heck is going on up there, why haven?t you guys left yet?
Murasa: We?re going Hijiri. Makai, we have OMS pod restart!
Ichirin: Restart confirmed!
*palanquin ship sputters and dies.*
Murasa: What?s the problem?
Ichirin: I don?t know
Shou: What?s wrong!?
Murasa: Fix it, now!
*ship sputters and dies again*
Murasa: We?ve got no time! No time!
*Ichirin jumps out of her seat and rushes downstairs, Shou rolls her eyes, throws off her safety harness, and follows her down. *
Random youkai 1: Where are you guys going?
Nazrin: Oh come on, we?re staying, we?re going, we?re staying, we?re going, make up your mind!
Hijiri: Dang it Murasa, get out of here, you?ve got less than 3 minutes!
*Ichirin starts flipping random buttons on engine control panel*
Murasa *whispers urgently*: C?mon Ichirin, c?mon c?mon!
Nazrin: Blow the bomb up Hijiri, we?re with you!
*Shou comes up behind Ichirin*
Shou: Aah, it?s stuck yes?
*Ichirin throws instructions against Shou in frustration*
Ichirin: Oh, back off, you don?t know the components.
*Shou steps forward and observes the machine*
Shou: Gensokyo components, Eintei Components, Makai Components, ALL MADE BY KAPPA!
Shinki: It?s time for ignition Palaquin!
Murasa: Makai, we have NO fire!
Nazrin: What?s that mean!?
Murasa: Means we?ve got a busted ship.
Nazrin: A busted ship? And I?m trapped in here? I had a great spot picked out there!!
Shinki: Palaquin, you fire that engine. If there?s not a way, you find a way. The clock?s ticking, let?s go! Let?s fire that engine Palaquin!
Hijiri: You?ve got less than a minute, don?t think I won?t blow this thing!
*explosion blows Hijiri off balance*
Hijiri: Gah! *cough, cough*, Murasa get out of here, it?s getting bad down here.
*downstairs, Shou is still hounding Ichirin*
Shou: I know how to fix it, PLEASE move, I have to take you away if you don?t move.
Shinki: Murasa, you?ve got to get that ship started, you?ve got to fire it up, NOW!
Hijiri: Dangit Murasa! Get off this rock!
Shou: I?m telling you, PLEASE MOVE! *grabs Ichirin and shoves her out of the way, proceeds to pick up a Gohei*
Shou: THIS, is how we fix things in the MY-slam!-OU-slam!-REN-slam!-SHRINE *keeps slamming the engine with the gohei* -BECAUE I DON?T WANT TO STAY HERE ANY LONGE-
*with a shudder, ship starts*
Shou *slams gohei to the floor*: YEA, FINALLY, WE CAN GO HOME!
Murasa: She?s got me back, she?s got me back!
Random youkai in control room #2: We?re hot!
Murasa: Ichirin, let?s go, let?s go!
Hijiri *stares at unmoving ship, shakes head*: Wait all you want, stupid.
*crew aboard ship is scrambling to get into their seats*
Murasa: We don?t have time. Hurry, hurry, we got NO time! Initiate thrusters on my mark 2?1? FIRE!
*ship flies off asteroid back into safety of earth, Hijiri blows up asteroid, earth is saved. YAAAAY*