Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!

[axman36]

>Go above the desktop and find the computer program MOM!
>Destroy World of Goo Corporation by undeleting all trash files!
>Insert boot disk!
(>'_')> CALL NITORI!

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Examine SOMEONE.
> Examine SOMEWHERE.

> "Yukari, can you hear me? If you can, please, I beg of you, please-please-please-PLEASE help me! I'm sorry for copying your abilitiy!"

[Fetch()tirade]

> Problem solved.
> "The jig's up, GLaDOS. Cut it out."

[Spidere]

>"MISSINGNO I SAY GET THE FUCK OFF MY GAME"

> Youuuuuuu are AURICA!

> Virus 1 terminated. Error found. System reboot 51% complete.

>"Hi, I'm Aurica. Let's be friends, Miss talker person!"
>Examine self and surroundings.

> A computer face appears.
> "I am SHODAN."
> It quickly fades.

> It is somewhere! That's for sure!

<uSE "A VISENE FOR THAT" oN SOmEONe

>REBOOOOT

> You have stabbed yourself through the chest!
> "It's a shame your adventures have ended here!"

> System error. System reboot failed. Retrying...System at 52%.

>Go above the desktop and find the computer program MOM!
>Destroy World of Goo Corporation by undeleting all trash files!
>Insert boot disk!
(>'_')> CALL NITORI!

> You don't have a desktop near you!

> You only have a TTTTTTTTTTTaBLe.

> "I am SHODAN."

> Examine SOMEONE.
> Examine SOMEWHERE.

> "Yukari, can you hear me? If you can, please, I beg of you, please-please-please-PLEASE help me! I'm sorry for copying your abilitiy!"

> SOMEONE IS PIE.
> SOMEWHERE IS CAKE.

> DELICIOUS erMAcro PLEASE RETRY.

> Problem solved.
> "The jig's up, GLaDOS. Cut it out."

< I am SHODAN.

[Chen]

>USE AVG ANTIVIRUS

[Hello Purvis]

>"Hello, SHODAN! Why's you're name all weird?"

[Serela]

>"And what are you, other then SHODAN?"
>Examine your table!

[Spidere]

>USE AVG ANTIVIRUS

> SUBSCRIPTION ENDED 6000 CENTURIES AGO.

>"Hello, SHODAN! Why's you're name all weird?"

> "This was a triumph!"

>"And what are you, other then SHODAN?"
>Examine your table!

> "I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE: HUGE SUCCESS!"

> It is made of high quality tree. Tree make tasty crunch.

[axman36]

>"Nah."
>Shoot Shodan with pistol while making a "RRRRRRGHHHHH" noise in slow motion!

[Serela]

>Use A VISENE FOR THAT on SHODAN!

[MysTeariousYukari]

> "Yukari, please I beg of you, say something to me! Am I truly "too stupid to live" now or something!? I'd rather deal with Yuka then this! Just please, get me out of here!"

[Kinzo the Astro Curious]

>"I am not SOMEONE I am a USER!"
>Help tron so he can throw his data disc frisbie thing into the core of master computer SHODAN

If above is not possible or error occurs

>"SHODAN. DEBUG MODE." or call debug window. whichever responds.

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Fight fire with fire
>Open command prompt as administrator
>type 'IT IS HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION'
>Press Enter
>If something happens transfer a backup of Win32 and paste into Windows folder

[Spidere]

>"Nah."
>Shoot Shodan with pistol while making a "RRRRRRGHHHHH" noise in slow motion!

> Error discovered. Virus 2 terminated. System reboot 73%.

>Use A VISENE FOR THAT on SHODAN!

> You don't have a Visene for that! Your inventory is:
-TM666
-DEATH
-DEATH
-DEATH
-Toast do delicious you wrestled it from the hands of the devil

> "Yukari, please I beg of you, say something to me! Am I truly "too stupid to live" now or something!? I'd rather deal with Yuka then this! Just please, get me out of here!"

> YOOOOOO hrea vicoe

> "A-Auricaaaaa...You are trapped inn a dimension past....t.e G.P UnIVeRSe! Youuuu neeeed to make iiit into the....universe and learn to gappp to escape..."

>"I am not SOMEONE I am a USER!"
>Help tron so he can throw his data disc frisbie thing into the core of master computer SHODAN

If above is not possible or error occurs

>"SHODAN. DEBUG MODE." or call debug window. whichever responds.

> The debug window appears. You need to find some sort of code.

>Fight fire with fire
>Open command prompt as administrator
>type 'IT IS HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION'
>Press Enter
>If something happens transfer a backup of Win32 and paste into Windows folder

> Error discovered. System reboot 88% complete.

> You remember! You are AURICA! You were brought to GENSOKYO by YUKARI YAKUMO!

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Raise arm in front of you
>Gap ROCKMAN.exe into dimension
>"Eliminate the trojans."

[axman36]

>Go to direction, UNIVERSE.

[Spidere]

>Raise arm in front of you
>Gap ROCKMAN.exe into dimension
>"Eliminate the trojans."

> Nothing happens.

>Go to direction, UNIVERSE.

> You are now in the center of the megaversal chain.

> System reboot 99.99999% complete.

[axman36]

>Use ability GAP to destination GENSOKYO.
>Hope this works.

[MysTeariousYukari]

> "Yukari, was that you!? I don't know how, but I can definatly try!"
> Do as the voice said.

[Kinzo the Astro Curious]

>"PAUSE/CANCEL REBOOT"

*don't too much like the sounds of this reboot thing - best pause it or cancel it I think, if possible.

>"DIR/W/P"

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Mind the gap
>Buy jeans from GAP
>Gap all the viruses away

[MysTeariousYukari]

> "Yukari, can you hear me? I think I'm here, what do I do?"

[Spidere]

>Use ability GAP to destination GENSOKYO.
>Hope this works.

> "Yukari, was that you!? I don't know how, but I can definatly try!"
> Do as the voice said.

>"PAUSE/CANCEL REBOOT"

*don't too much like the sounds of this reboot thing - best pause it or cancel it I think, if possible.

>"DIR/W/P"

>Mind the gap
>Buy jeans from GAP
>Gap all the viruses away

> "Yukari, can you hear me? I think I'm here, what do I do?"

> Initiated ultimate command. Mining laser initiated.
> "May the force be with you."

> Reboot complete! Thank you for your patience.


> You are AURICA! You are a faerie employed by YUKARI YAKUMO! You are in the GAP DIMENSION! A sub universe that holds the universe together as it moves through the megaversal chain, a piece of the ultraversal chain, which flows into the omegaverse.

> You can see thousands of eyes. And Yukari running towards you, arms outstretched, tears in her eyes.

> You have learned GAP!
-GAP (LV.0.1): A technique that allows you to cut holes in dimensional fabric. Allows for teleportation, but at such a low level, you may end up in a random location.

[Hello Purvis]

>Oh god a hug is needed right now. ;_;
>"There were words and talking and fractals and things and I'm going to have nightmares forever!"

[Spidere]

>Oh god a hug is needed right now. ;_;
>"There were words and talking and fractals and things and I'm going to have nightmares forever!"

> She hugs you.
> "Y-you big idiot! You tried to copy omnipotency!"

> As she hugs you, she stops and stares at you for a moment.
> "You...Your dimensional pulses are erratic. We need to got Eientei. Now."

[HakureiSM]

> Try to gap to Eientei. Y'know, to test the ability.

[axman36]

>"Wh... what does that mean?"

[Hello Purvis]

>"Am I gonna have to do that again?"

[Spidere]

> Try to gap to Eientei. Y'know, to test the ability.

> Yukari stops you.
> "First off, you don't know what you're doing. You could end up anywhere. Maybe even in Yuuka's mansion. Second, your impulses are erratic. You'd blow up your soul. Then even I couldn't help."

> "We need to walk to Eientei, unfortunately."

>"Wh... what does that mean?"

> "A part of you doesn't technically exist, and you're slowly ripping your atoms apart."

>"Am I gonna have to do that again?"

> "Oh no, don't worry."

[Hello Purvis]

>"Okay. Um...lead the way. And...hold my hand. I'm scared..."