Author Topic: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)  (Read 84258 times)

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #480 on: November 01, 2009, 02:48:08 AM »
I expect at least one person to complain about how I've ended up portraying them. -_-

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After the long, difficult battle against Theorist and her Maiden cronies, Zengar's first instinct had been to invite her and her friends around for a tea party. This instinct was dashed quickly when she remembered that she hated tea with a passion, but an alternative solution had come to mind. The next day had brought convenient weather, and a nearby beach was just large enough for all involved to fit in readily. Before the fighting continued, there was time for a break.

And she had her own way of relaxing at the beach.

"Zengar...is this really necessary?"

Ruro, standing a good distance back, watched Zengar disapprovingly. She'd chosen a pink bikini top with a floral design, and a pair of red shorts. She wasn't really that much of a heat person, at least not to this extent - it felt like she was on the verge of wilting away. She would have taken a dip in the water to do something about it, but leaving Zengar on her own right now could have lead to...painful consequences.

"Why not? Isn't this one of those rituals you have to perform at a beach?"

Zengar had gone for something much riskier, a black racing swimsuit with a golden trim. She held her trusty Zankantou with both hands, though her balance was slightly off compared to how she usually wielded it.

Mainly because she was also blindfolded.

"Well, yes, but most of the time people try to split the watermelon with a stick. Swords are...slightly more dangerous."

"What, you doubt me?"

Zengar swung around, the blade curving an uncertain arc.

"Ah!"

It clipped Donut's wing as it passed by, frightening her and knocking her onto the ground. The sand brushed onto her bikini, but for all the yellow dots on her multi-coloured outfit they couldn't really be made out. She rubbed at the slashed feathers, wincing slightly.

"W-Watch where you swing that, Zengar..."

Zengar's eyes were covered by the blindfold, but her raised eyebrows did enough to show her embarrassment.

"See my point now?"

Ruro wanted to throw 'I told you so' on to that somewhere, but then she'd probably come out sounding like Zengar's mother. She looked at Donut, tending to her injury, licking at the tiny pool of blood that had formed-

!!!

Ruro licked her lips unintentionally. The sight of Donut's blood had pulled out feelings that she typically did her best to repress...

"Ah. Sorry, Ruro. I'll just take this off, the-"

"No!"

Ruro suddenly flipped 180 on her opinion, reaching out to stop Zengar from pulling off the blindfold. The swordswoman looked (or at least tried to) in her direction, confused.

"Uh, sorry. I'm assuming that now you've been warned that you've learned your lesson. Feel free to continue, okay?"

She tried her best to come up with an excuse to get Zengar to continue her perilous antics, in the hope that Donut wouldn't mind losing a few more feathers. Zengar shrugged.

"Well...fine. If you're good with it, I'll just get back to my CLEAVING."

Zengar swung around again, holding the blade lower to avoid Donut's wing.

"Ow!"

She hadn't factored in the fact that Donut was now sitting on the ground, and proceeded to slice at the bottom of Donut's other wing.

"...Jeez, if it had been anyone else it would've been kind of cool, but that sword reeally hurts..."

Tiny drips of fresh blood started to fall from the wing, and Donut pulled it over to herself so she could start cleaning it.

She wasn't expecting someone else to start tending to the wound first.

"Allow me, Donut."

Ruro bent down, licking at the cut. Donut could make out a glint in her eyes that naturally caused her heart to race a little.

"H-Hey, Ruro...I'm fine here, seriously. Maybe you should go stop Zengar from killing someone..."

Even with all of her dodging ability, Donut couldn't possibly graze her way around an obstacle this big being so close to her. Ruro looked her in the eyes longingly, suddenly grabbing her by the shoulder.

"But then I'd have to miss out on having fun with you, wouldn't I~?"

Donut felt herself being pinned down, her wings fluttering uselessly behind her. Ruro's bloodlust had granted her some sort of hidden strength which the pastry couldn't hope to overcome.

"W-Wait! Please, Ruro, not right now, can I at least go get a bandage or some-kyaaaaaaaa~!"

As Ruro started putting her hands in places Donut didn't want them to go, an oblivious Zengar was too busy focusing her energies on CLEAVING this watermelon to notice the antics behind her. With a trained hand, she swung down with the Zankantou-

Shing!

The satisfying sound of slicing filled the air. Elated, Zengar pulled off the blindfold and-

"...Oh wait, it's just a rock. Dammit."

The blade hung between two pieces of an overgrown rock, a sight that would normally have been pretty impressive. Zengar, though, simply shuffled the blindfold back into place and returned to her challenge.

Just you wait, you damn watermelon...I'll CLEAVE you yet.

And in the entire interval she was unblindfolded, Zengar remained peacefully unaware of the harrassment occuring only a few feet away.

"R-R-Ruro! People are watching, you can't just-uwaaaaah~!"

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Spoiler:
*doesn't have the nerve to ask when his turn will come around in the List Of People To Draw In Swimsuits -_-*

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #481 on: November 01, 2009, 02:54:22 AM »
Hahaha yes
cleaving a motherfucking ROCK

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #482 on: November 01, 2009, 03:00:57 AM »
Eheh, awesome~ I hope you write more, Rou, because it would be a shame if that was it...
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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #483 on: November 01, 2009, 03:02:53 AM »
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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #484 on: November 01, 2009, 03:04:23 AM »
Note to self: Hide all cuts from Ruro.

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #485 on: November 01, 2009, 03:09:32 AM »
...
Is this a good silence, or a bad silence?

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #486 on: November 01, 2009, 03:13:47 AM »
Is this a good silence, or a bad silence?

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...both

Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #487 on: November 01, 2009, 03:14:59 AM »

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #488 on: November 01, 2009, 03:17:34 AM »
Eheh, awesome~ I hope you write more, Rou, because it would be a shame if that was it...
I'll probably write more as more pictures come up. :3

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Uh...thanks...?

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #490 on: November 01, 2009, 03:28:32 AM »
Hell YES, rock cleaving. also, my condolences to Donut. :V

I kinda want a piece of that too, though... except with less harassment and more wound licking/kissing. :V
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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #492 on: November 01, 2009, 03:33:49 AM »
All of us sanguinarians are looking forward to a continuation~<3

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #493 on: November 01, 2009, 03:44:49 AM »
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As Ruro started putting her hands in places Donut didn't want them to go, an oblivious Zengar was too busy focusing her energies on CLEAVING this watermelon to notice the antics behind her. With a trained hand, she swung down with the Zankantou-

!

The satisfying sound of slicing filled the air. Elated, Zengar pulled off the blindfold and-

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #494 on: November 01, 2009, 03:47:55 AM »
Shing? Why? :S

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #495 on: November 01, 2009, 04:08:29 AM »
Shing? Why? :S
deeeerrrrrppppp

also

Quote
Zengar: ...W-Why would Jan attack us like that?

Ruro: He probably got angry at my comment earlier.
   You know, that Patchouli smells terrible?

Ruro: It smells as bad as lavender!
   It's not my fault I compare everyone to flowers!

Zengar: No, this feels different.

Zengar: ...Almost stupid.

Ruro: What, kind of like you?

Zengar: You aren't any better than me, really.

Ruro: I was once in your position, you know. A deified idiot.

Ruro: But I got better. Cleaning up after the mess.


*Nwbi enters*


Nwbi: You guys are so friendly towards each other~

Zengar: Oh, look who's here~

Ruro: My, my. Is that you?

Nwbi: Greetings. If I'm correct, you are the One Who Cleaves Evil, and you...

Nwbi: Sorry, your name totally escapes me. Something about flowers-

Ruro: Why does everyone only think of me as a flower-lover?
   I'm "Ruro" for sword-related reasons.

Nwbi: Oh yes. Sakura Rurouni.

Nwbi: May I ask what are the both of you doing this fine day?

Zengar: All of this idiot energy is out of control.

Zengar: And as such, it's our task to cleave the one responsible for this!

Nwbi: Good luck then~

Nwbi: I will be going now, soo-

Zengar: Wait.

Ruro: I think not.

Ruro: My instincts tell me that you know something.

Nwbi: Oh my! You've figured out that master will be holding an art contest very soon?


*Music starts*


Ruro: "Master"?

Zengar: This one is... contaminated with the idiocy as well.

Ruro: I'll cut, you cleave. That's what you're best at, anyways.

Zengar: Aye aye, partner!

Nwbi: ...!

Nwbi: Cooperation! Yes! This will truly be a work of art!


*Battle ensues*


Zengar: Well... that wasn't too bad.

Ruro: I would say that was useless, but we defeated someone who was contaminated with the idiocy.

Ruro: I wonder how many others have been affected by it...

Zengar: Well, that mountain over there feels pretty suspicious.

Ruro: Yes, a giant inanimate slab of rock seems very suspicious, Zengar.

Zengar: I can feel the idiocy seeping from the top, though.

Ruro: That close to the source already? Let's go investigate, then!

Zengar: And what about this girl?

Ruro: The poor thing will be fine eventually.
   But she can have a Rosa rubiginosa, I guess.

Zengar: If you say sooooo...
If I've noticed one recurring thing in these dialogues, it's the absolute raping of ellipses. Seriously they're like every second sentence.

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #496 on: November 01, 2009, 04:59:09 AM »
words



oh my god that's hotaelthrwklthwiq523975w

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #497 on: November 01, 2009, 05:30:38 AM »
we need more swimsuit story, now

because this is too awesome already

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #498 on: November 01, 2009, 08:35:56 AM »
^^;;

Eheh, it seems people are enjoy the new art. Well, we should really try to set schedule for progress the dialogue.

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #499 on: November 01, 2009, 11:05:27 AM »
NWBI YOU ARE AWESOME!!

I, bunk, the whole thing, etc.

oh hey by the way, since I am drawing and all... can I be resident artist too?
or something whatever...
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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #500 on: November 01, 2009, 11:14:25 AM »
Yeah. Hell, even I bunk'd eventually. It was just getting too hard to think straight without it getting in the way and argh. e_e

so, uh. Yeah. *cough*
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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #501 on: November 01, 2009, 11:23:37 AM »
I don't want it to be just me and Ruro (yes, I'm looking at you, Slaves/Erebus/A-F/everybody else >:3).

The more the merrier. ;)

Also why is taking pictures sooo hard. If I have a scanner, things will be a lot more efficient and better (also you get to see pictures in their real quality). ;_;
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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #502 on: November 01, 2009, 05:46:41 PM »

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #503 on: November 01, 2009, 06:34:05 PM »
Hey Donut~
WHY ARE YOU SO CUUUUUUTEEEEE?!
Full size:


Preview:




Oh and Nwbi, since I loved yours so much I feel this was oddly insignificant to yours lol... wonder why.
I am sorry for my lack of proper drawing paper, this is the back of my thesis reference notes that are extras, but yeah, just so you know, I can't afford proper paper now. The bleeding through actually gives it some texture, so I hope it doesn't ruin the feeling for you guys.

I have Ruro, UK, me, and Sana tomorrow.



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« Reply #504 on: November 01, 2009, 06:36:56 PM »
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15:35 <Zengar> Oh god.
15:35 * Nyarjanthotep has been there since the beginning!
15:36 <Zengar> OH GOD
15:36 <UncertainKitten> yay, I'm tomorrow 
15:36 <Zengar> HNNNNNNNNG

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #505 on: November 01, 2009, 06:46:12 PM »
I am guessing Ruro will burst out more blood than necessary, I had to somehow tear myself away from looking at them legs, I say this is by far the best pair of legs I ever drawn, EVER.
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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #506 on: November 01, 2009, 06:47:42 PM »
1. Jesus fuck that is gorgeous. The wings and face, especially.

2. What is that font. It could be useful for in-game phrases.

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #507 on: November 01, 2009, 06:49:55 PM »
If Donut were the mascot for a donut company, their sales would increase exponentially. :O

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #508 on: November 01, 2009, 06:51:53 PM »
AF, that is by far your best work yet.  Oh god, I want to lick her creamy filling~<3

Donut is so moe~<3 Just... The wings, and the legs, and that cheeky little wink, and... Uwaaaaah~<3

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Re: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)
« Reply #509 on: November 01, 2009, 06:53:50 PM »
Wow, I totally missed that text on the other side before I read the notes.