Author Topic: 東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d) (Read 84217 times)

Sana · « **Reply #360 on:** October 31, 2009, 03:27:12 AM »

I don't talk to you much, but welcome back!

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #361 on:** October 31, 2009, 03:37:14 AM »

Quote from: Cadmas on October 31, 2009, 03:19:33 AM

Hooray the Perverse one returns. What have you learned while at the monastery?

That I can really draw if I allow my mind to be clear in the Zen sense.

and yes, it is not something YOU or other people on this forum can do to sit cross legged in calm water and wait until a 3 feet long incense to finish burning. Yes, sitting, meditating, in still waters for 3 hours.

Quote from: Jana on October 31, 2009, 03:20:16 AM

We missed you too, man~ You'll have to tell us about what you're doing out there. I'd be very interested in hearing about your stay in the monastery (if it happened yet, I mean)!

Nothing particular really, I wake up at 4am to eat breakfast, sit and meditate for 2 hours or so. 6am after we usually take showers, and there is free time which we can pretty much do any non-sinful thing we can think of, but are usually nothing. At 8-9am we will be preparing lunch for the brothers with the head monk as my teacher, we listen to his teachings (in Thai and Mandarin Chinese) and set about doing daily chores, like trimming trees that don't need to be trimmed etc or sweeping grass that doesn't need to be swept. Then from 4pm after, we have a quick meal before dinner, and set about meditating in still waters, on rocks in isolation as the monk patrols us with KYAN RODS and beat us if we look distracted.

Yes, it is quite near the anime counterpart of monasteries, except this is a thai temple, so you basically as a foreigner allow to stay silent, those who are Thai are ask to memorize the Nīlakantha dhāranī in Sanskrit or Thai, but I have a Chinese edition which I can read. In the first 2 days I used the scriptures as best as I can, by the third day I was reciting it without referring to the mantra.

So far, I have been beaten 11 times, with 7 times in the first 2 days.

I was the only foreigner there, there are 3 Thai monks with me and 1 nun, (no she is not hot, MJP!)

I found myself sleeping after 9pm and joining the spiritual prayer for 1 hour a day after dinner time with my monk brothers. We don't speak the same language, but it feels like home here.
I also drew Ruro here, so she is special to me now.

by the way, I am not fully back yet, I still have yet to find a proper new job to do, so I am looking around Thailand for that job.
Yes, I am still here lol.

Jana · « **Reply #362 on:** October 31, 2009, 03:40:34 AM »

Beaten as in really beaten, or just kyan~ed?

Anyway, it's nice to see you~ How'd you get online tonight/today?

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #363 on:** October 31, 2009, 03:51:25 AM »

on the back, it was a hard slap of the rod, being about 4 feet long there is plenty of leverage for a hard bruising.
which I have now on my right back, shoulders.

The idea is not to let your pain become anger, and anger become response.

As for online, I am now in the inner town in Hua Hin, it is a holiday town, the monastery I have departed yesterday night and I am currently staying at a friend's place. It is nice to have friends everywhere.

Jana · « **Reply #364 on:** October 31, 2009, 03:52:56 AM »

Ah, good to hear. Got any plans for somewhere to go next, or are you still gonna be at the monastery for a while longer?

And did you get any pictures, by any chance~? =3

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #365 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:06:07 AM »

Nah, no luxury stuff were taken in, left at the monastery locker which only I have the key to. It is a zen trip, you take only two things: yourself, and your mind.

I had a T shirt and a pair of shorts with suitable week long supply of underwear, nothing else.
The uniform is provided, which are a pair of grain brown cloth button up neck shirt, with a pair of loose fitting khaki like pants which are made of sandpaper if not worse, it makes me itch, but I reckon that is part of the training. If you can ignore that itch it is superwow, your mind is great.

I am looking for a job here, see if I can hold up in a foreign landscape or something you know?

Jana · « **Reply #366 on:** October 31, 2009, 04:21:31 AM »

Ah. I don't think I'd last very long in the itchy clothes... Good luck with your job hunt!

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #367 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:09:22 AM »

Yay, A-F is back! Now he can finish his Yamafiction! \o/

Anyway, I've been having troubles writing fiction lately, so...

Have some sexy swimsuit shot types instead.

_{oh god those legs were delicious to draw}

EDIT: Someone give me an idea of what to draw next.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #368 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:15:04 AM »

* Dragoshi low whistles*

Not gonna lie. Donut's lookin' really good there.

In all honesty, I don't have any ideas aside from continuing on with more shot types in swimsuits. :V

Slaves · « **Reply #369 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:16:25 AM »

Dragoshi hitting <X> with her spoon.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #370 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:18:14 AM »

Quote from: Slaves on October 31, 2009, 05:16:25 AM

Dragoshi hitting <X> with her spoon.

speaking of stuff related to me:

where is my Okuu in shining armor that I requested thousands of years ago in the year NINETY-FIVE NINETY-FIVE.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #371 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:21:10 AM »

OH GOD FUCK DONUT IS SO
HNNNNNG

Serp · « **Reply #372 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:21:38 AM »

Quote from: Ruroumu Konyapaku on October 31, 2009, 05:09:22 AM

EDIT: Someone give me an idea of what to draw next.

I've mostly stayed out of CPMC 'till recently, so I don't have a spot in Ijiyatsu, but I've always wondered what I'd look like if I had nabbed a character spot. Of all MotK's artists, you're probably the only one that knows me well enough to have a definite mental impression, Ruro. So, if you're taking requests...

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #373 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:22:14 AM »

Quote from: Ruroumu Konyapaku on October 31, 2009, 05:09:22 AM

Yay, A-F is back! Now he can finish his Yamafiction! \o/

Anyway, I've been having troubles writing fiction lately, so...

Have some sexy swimsuit shot types instead.

_{oh god those legs were delicious to draw}

EDIT: Someone give me an idea of what to draw next.

...

Draw some Ruro X Donut. @_@

Nine West · « **Reply #374 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:23:12 AM »

...

BRB drawing more Donut.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #375 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:23:58 AM »

Quote from: Serpentarius on October 31, 2009, 05:21:38 AM

Of all MotK's artists, you're probably the only one that knows me well enough to have a definite mental impression, Ruro. So, if you're taking requests...

Well, you were once an Idiot Maiden, so I'll probably draw you just for complet--

Quote from: nintendonut888 on October 31, 2009, 05:22:14 AM

Draw some Ruro X Donut. @_@

I'M SORRY SERP IT APPEARS I HAVE A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT

_{Nah just kidding I'll draw you soul bro}

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #376 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:24:55 AM »

Quote from: Nwbi on October 31, 2009, 05:23:12 AM

...

BRB drawing more Donut.

FFFFFFF
IS THIS SOME FORESHADOWING

Nine West · « **Reply #377 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:29:06 AM »

Wait, did I just say "BRB?"

Disregard that. It's going to take forever to complete. Probably tomorrow night or so. >_<

Spoiler:

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #378 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:31:42 AM »

Quote from: Nwbi on October 31, 2009, 05:29:06 AM

Wait, did I just say "BRB?"

Disregard that. It's going to take forever to complete. Probably tomorrow night or so. >_<

Who cares, is she going to be in a swimsuit?

Quote from: nintendonut888 on October 31, 2009, 05:22:14 AM

...

Draw some Ruro X Donut. @_@

Mind adding some Zengar to that?

Drake · « **Reply #379 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:39:03 AM »

Awesome picture, awesome A-F, awesome dialogue which I will make up for missing it by nuclear fusion-ing it.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #380 on:** October 31, 2009, 05:49:32 AM »

Yay, A-F! *snuggapurrs*

Drake · « **Reply #381 on:** October 31, 2009, 07:07:41 AM »

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Zengar: This place is a waste of our time. There's nothing here worth CLEAVING.

Donut: Huh? What about that person we fought a while back?

Zengar: That was too easy. A foe has to be challenging to be worthy of my blade.

Zengar: That foe was almost deliberately throwing herself into my attacks.
      Like she was trying to throw the fight.

???: Wait, come back!

*TENSHI enters*

???: I'm not done with you yet!

Zengar: I should have figured.

Donut: Wow. Did she not learn her lesson~?

*Boss name/title appears*

Tenshi: That really hurt, what you did to me back there.
      That sword of yours is pretty sharp.

Zengar: Well, of course. No good warrior enters battle with a dull blade.

Donut: ...Zengar, why did she smile when she said that?

Zengar: Actually, we were planning to-

*Boss theme starts*

Tenshi: Not anymore! Now you get to punish me for a while. Doesn't that sound like fun?

Zengar: Actually, I was going to say that we were planning to punish you.

Donut: For your own sake, you should have gone down a different path instead of blocking ours.

Zengar: Weren't you the one saying that the hardest path is usually the right one?

Donut: I also said that blowing away an opponent is the harder path.

Zengar: ...Very well.

Zengar: For your immoral actions, you have earned a one-way ticket to CLEAVELAND!

Tenshi: Have you stopped talking yet? Oh, good.
      That's just the sort of spirit I'm looking for!

Tenshi: Now, experience the true ecstacy of agony!

*Boss Fight*

Donut: Ooh, that's more like it. I get so turned on by your cleavage, y'know?

Zengar: Hey, I've had these guys for a while now. Don't say you're just getting used to 'em.

Donut: ...

Donut: Anyways! Clearly, this masochist wanted to tell us that the bad guys are on this mountain.

Zengar: She never said anything about a mountain, nor was she trying to help us.

Donut: Everyone we meet is help! Stage 3 is usually when we learn something valuable,
   and something tells me that is... THIS WAY!

Zengar: Is that some sort of building on the mountain?

Donut: You mean the one with a new hole in the roof?

Zengar: ...Yeah.

yay cleave puns

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #382 on:** October 31, 2009, 07:11:00 AM »

Quote from: Drake on October 31, 2009, 07:07:41 AM

yay cleave puns

ilu Drake

Helepolis · « **Reply #383 on:** October 31, 2009, 07:27:27 AM »

AF is back da ze. Welcome back.

( Also holy shit, you people are cramming out pages fast in this thread, I have to catchup suddenly three pages )

trancehime · « **Reply #384 on:** October 31, 2009, 08:09:13 AM »

Welcome back A-F!

I hope to see more of that awesome art ^^

Pako · « **Reply #385 on:** October 31, 2009, 10:12:49 AM »

Oh look, A-F is back~
I missed you very much~

Moerin · « **Reply #386 on:** October 31, 2009, 10:14:17 AM »

So much stuff happens when I'm asleep... Sigh...

Welcome back AF~!

Good work on Zengar's stage 2 dialogue, everyone~!

ZOMG DONUTLEGS MUST LICK~!

Um... I think that's everything...

FinnKaenbyou · « **Reply #387 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:49:02 AM »

Quote from: Ruroumu Konyapaku on October 31, 2009, 05:09:22 AM

*CRITICAL HIT* [Weakness against Swimsuits exploited]
Oh my god why is Donut suddenly so hot

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EDIT: Someone give me an idea of what to draw next.

Does more swimsuits qualify as an idea?

Moerin · « **Reply #388 on:** October 31, 2009, 11:51:56 AM »

Quote from: Roukanken on October 31, 2009, 11:49:02 AM

Does more swimsuits qualify as an idea?

I like this idea. This is a good idea~

Draw the whole cast in swimsuits~!

Prody · « **Reply #389 on:** October 31, 2009, 12:06:29 PM »

I'm afraid of excessive expousure