東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00d)

[Zengar Zombolt]

I'm not a native speaker and that hurts my eyes.

[Dragoshi]

curious more like shitty.

Because that's what it fucking is

[Nobu]

Have some excerpts from my friend's class project partner's work! Supposedly, this girl is a native speaker.

It's... painful.

Oh.. god.. bad flashbacks.

This is why whenever I was forced into random groups in class to do group presentations or research papers, I would always elect to do the paper/writing myself.

And I find that being a native speaker is a bad predictor of good writing, because for every bad paper by a native speaker i've found at least two amazing papers by a non-native speaker.

[HakureiSM]

I like the cat being thrown thing. All I have to say so far :V

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

And I find that being a native speaker is a bad predictor of good writing, because for every bad paper by a native speaker i've found at least two amazing papers by a non-native speaker.

I can believe that. For sure.

[Alfred F. Jones]

And I find that being a native speaker is a bad predictor of good writing, because for every bad paper by a native speaker i've found at least two amazing papers by a non-native speaker.

This was the rule back in IB. The teachers would outright say that "students who don't speak English as their native will do better than you guys," and they were right.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Non-native-speakers have more to prove.

[HakureiSM]

My english writing lately is a lot better than my portuguese. But I rock at portuguese too.
:V

[Nobu]

Arashi, you're totally making me think of Koakuma as an English teacher grading papers now. Haha.

[Slaves]

i can't write for shit lol

and actually learning something in 8th grade English class probably would've helped.

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

Arashi, you're totally making me think of Koakuma as an English teacher grading papers now. Haha.

Haha, I can see it. Bet she goes through whole red pens grading Team Circle-9's papers...

[Maid Xan~]

Slaves, how go the pics?

[HakureiSM]

I'm not a native speaker and that hurts my eyes.

Seconded.

[Drake]

Uh guys, you know the cat being thrown thing was just a marker for the boss fight.

[Gpop]

Kanako, if you're reading this come to the channel. Tenshi's there already. We can work on GpopA stage 2 dialogue.

[Letty Whiterock]

where is channel

[Nine West]

where is channel

http://irc2go.com/webchat/?net=DejaToons

Type "Ijiatsu" (yes, old spelling, and without quote marks) as the Chat Room.

Keep in mind that it's mostly quiet unless dialogue production is under progress (which is not right now :/).

[Gpop]

Keep in mind that it's mostly quiet unless dialogue production is under progress (which is not right now :/).

Yeah my bad I saw Tenshi there but he's not answering -_-

[HakureiSM]

Can I just sit here and watch?

[Nobu]

Uh guys, you know the cat being thrown thing was just a marker for the boss fight.

Really? :V That explains some things.

[nintendonut888]

Okay, feel free to ignore this, but I have to post this to prove my idiocy. My take on the plot of this game as I understand it (based off this video):

Once upon a time in the land of Ijiyatsu the splendor of idiocity decayed (c'mon). It was prophecised that three stunning deities would come and save the day (what what what). Arriving in a meadow amidst all of the pedos, three motherfuckers emerged (yeah) to teach a valued lesson, bet you'll count your blessin' at the cleaving that's about to occur!

:V

[Bias Bus]

Can I just sit here and watch?

Come, have a seat. You can sit by me if you want~

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

* Muffin considers this, and sits by Erebus

|3

[Nobu]

ZengarB Stage 1 dialog first draft is done!


Zengar: ...Where are we heading, anyways?

Donut: ...? I thought you knew! We need to find all the idiot energy, don't we?

Zengar: Yeah, but... I only took the path that seemed easier.

Donut: Typical. If we're to find the right path, we need to take the hardest path possible! Let's go...uh...that way! *points in random direction*


*Nwbi ENTERS*

Nwbi: How cute. Using intuition~

Zengar: Intuition, or you pointed to her?

Donut: Of course I planned this! An opponent is a harder path after all! :>


*Boss title and name appear here*


Nwbi: Perhaps this is just a chance encounter.

Nwbi: But how is your day?

Zengar: Uh? Why'd you ask that?

Donut: Hmm...Zengar, I sense a great amount of idiocy from this one.

Zengar: Me too... Looks like it's cleaving time.

Nwbi: First rule is to be polite with everybody, is it not?

Donut: You're absolutely right!

Donut: MAY we cleave you?

Nwbi: Not quite what I was asking. [sweatdrop]

Zengar: Anyways... you're standing in our way.

Nwbi: I'll move if I am, perhaps, interfering with your way. So-

Donut: Hold it! Zengar, we cannot let such a cache of idiocy escape our grasp! Go on and cleave her!

Nwbi: Eeeek!?

Zengar: That's right! You, who has the power of idiocy, will be smited by my sword!

<Nwbi> [shocked] Wait, although I'm not sure if I'm guilty of something, shouldn't the judged have a say before the punishment?

Zengar: Shut up, and fight! Donut, get ready!

Donut: Oh boy, a fight! This is my favorite part!


*Nwbi DEFEATED*


Donut: Hmm...I thought you cleaving that idiot would give us a new lead, but she just seems kinda...bloody

Zengar: Well, an enemy is an enemy, and thus should be defeated... right?

Donut: You're right! Let's move on. I say we go...that way! *points in a random direction*

Zengar: Towards that mountain?

Zengar: ...I can feel a lot of Idiocy from there, actually.

Donut: That's exactly where I pointed! LET'S GO!

Zengar: Right!




I'm really loving the Touhou vibe coming off of this dialog.  :V

[Kuma]

Donut is a lucky guesser.
Also, Who's ending will be the cannon?

[nintendonut888]

Hmm, I like how that turned out. If I fail my Psychology exam because I was doing this I know it was at least for a good cause. :V

[Nobu]

Hmm, I like how that turned out. If I fail my Psychology exam because I was doing this I know it was at least for a good cause. :V

It's just a Psych exam. Just remember "correlation is not causation" and "lol brains  :V" and you'll be fine.

[nintendonut888]

It's just a Psych exam. Just remember "correlation is not causation" and "lol brains  :V" and you'll be fine.

Sadly that's just one small part of 1/4 of a 4 chapter exam, but thanks. :V

[Bias Bus]

I'm really loving the Touhou vibe coming off of this dialog.  :V

Indeed, felt like I was reading one of the translated scenerios from the wiki itself.

GJ

[Zengar Zombolt]

lol brains

...
You can get away, by being a zombie?