Satorin RAGE Thread: Volume III

[Bananamatic]

Well, atleast she's kind enough to let you know what you're doing wrong. 

what

[Sapz]

Well, atleast she's kind enough to let you know what you're doing wrong. 

No she isn't. She's basically saying 'I WILL KEEP HITTING YOU UNTIL YOU FIGURE IT OUT'. ;_;

[Bananamatic]

No she isn't. She's basically saying 'I WILL KEEP HITTING YOU UNTIL YOU FIGURE IT OUT'. ;_;

What do I need to figure out ;_;

[Sapz]

Either why she must stop you from telling lies, or how to dodge hotdogs at the speed of light. :V

[TheMasterSpark]

My vote's on the former.

Edit: I have my own theories that PoFV has an in-built "worthiness-detector". I've always done my best in that game when I have been feeling good about myself for doing various productive and helpful things prior to playing. Give it a try and see how it works for you. 

[Jaimers]

Tried doing a no focus capture of VoWG with MarisaB for the lulz.

One death...
And that was duo to a stupid clipdeath.

I can so totally do this.

[theshirn]

It's been a while since I mentioned this, so I thought I'd just throw it out there:

I FRIGGIN' HATE AYA

She just "LOLDIENOW"'d me three times in a row in PoFV.  I didn't even make it through Yuka.

[Helix ⑨]

God I hate this. I can totally clear UFO extra. but 1 death on kogasa (LOLwall'd), 2 deaths on a single non-spell (one after it ended >.<) and 2 on Blue UFOs, captured the rest but as I'm still new to rainbow UFOs I died twice there aswell

[Esoterica]

It's been a while since I mentioned this, so I thought I'd just throw it out there:

I FRIGGIN' HATE AYA

She just "LOLDIENOW"'d me three times in a row in PoFV.  I didn't even make it through Yuka.

I don't get what gives you people so many problems with Aya.  All that fight is is streaming.  It gets hard after you've been going at it for three minutes and there are other bullets to worry about too, but until then I don't get what you could possibly be getting killed by.

[LHCling]

For Yamame's opener you macrododge it left to right.
Fun fact: it becomes completely impossible when she goes down the screen too much.

Counter Fact: Not if you know how to stream it properly.

I don't get what gives you people so many problems with Aya.  All that fight is is streaming.  It gets hard after you've been going at it for three minutes and there are other bullets to worry about too, but until then I don't get what you could possibly be getting killed by.

This.

[theshirn]

I don't get what gives you people so many problems with Aya.  All that fight is is streaming.  It gets hard after you've been going at it for three minutes and there are other bullets to worry about too, but until then I don't get what you could possibly be getting killed by.

No.  She'll get knocked down to half a life, and then wall my screen with nonstop conjunctive level 3s and 4s and a torrent of snowball bullets.  Over.  And Over.  And Over.  And Over Again.

Also, PCB Stage 1 just killed me half a dozen times; the three times I get through it I can't get past Chen's first noncard without dying.

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[Esoterica]

No.  She'll get knocked down to half a life, and then wall my screen with nonstop conjunctive level 3s and 4s and a torrent of snowball bullets.  Over.  And Over.  And Over.  And Over Again.

Which is still all streaming.

The only thing that should really ever kill you there is the random spray of red bullets her boss attack throws out, since it blends in with the background.  Even then, half of those are destructible so it's not even a dense spray in the first place.

[Bananamatic]

No.  She'll get knocked down to half a life, and then wall my screen with nonstop conjunctive level 3s and 4s and a torrent of snowball bullets.  Over.  And Over.  And Over.  And Over Again.

QFT.
The first round is almost impossible thanks to the lv4 spam, I've almost perfected the second one but once she gets to the last half life, it turns fucking insane and I've won with only one half left.

[theshirn]

No.  She'll get knocked down to half a life, and then wall my screen with nonstop conjunctive level 3s and 4s and a torrent of snowball bullets.  Over.  And Over.  And Over.  And Over Again.

emphasis added

They're what kills me.  I cant clear them anywhere near fast enough.

EDIT:

so I can't dodge VoWG to save my life

so I can't time out VoWG when I get to it with eight lives

so I can't play Touhou apparently

damn it

[Arcengal]

I'm on holiday just now, and my friends let me download Touhou to their computer so I could have a couple of games.

It took me 5 attempts to 1cc Perfect Cherry Blossom on Normal.

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I blame jet lag. >_>

[Toasty]

Stage 3 bosses are ruining my 1ccs across the board.

Why ;_;

[Bananamatic]

ICHIRIN is ruining my 1cc.

Why ;_;

seriously
I FAIL FUCKING EVERYTHING

[Scooter1000]

Stage 3 bosses are ruining my 1ccs across the board.

Why ;_;

I thought that was just me.

[Sapz]

Made it to Orin's final non-card on Lunatic. This is rage because at least 3/4 of my deaths were EXTREMELY STUPID and I think I might have actually managed a 1cc if it wasn't for them. Things like running into a bullet at the start of Stage 2, dying at the part in Stage 5 where you can just sit still and be completely safe, dying on midboss Orin's first phase because I let go of shoot instead of focus, running into a bullet on her final non-card with 3 power... you get the idea. <_<

[LHCling]

I can't do "Resurrection Butterfly" that consistently, so why am I trying to Perfect S6?

[Sapz]

...Kisume. You are a stage 1 midboss. WHY IS MY HISTORY ON YOUR SPELL CARD LESS THAN 50% CAPTURES GODDAMNIT YOU MAKE ME RESTART SO MUCH

[Bananamatic]

I just LOVE how 1cc training turns out.
St5 UFO hard.

At first: the stage doesn't seem hard, the boss WTF, a few spells are manageable.

Then: The stage is fucking clippy, what you couldn't figure out before you still can't figure out(pre-mid/boss spamorbs. No idea, even with a replay), the boss is manageable, spells which used to be manageable are now an autobomb because you still can't do them consistently.

I still clip the stage, especially the fairy/flashing danmaku combo.
The post Nazrin spam is always a bomb. Same for both of the final orb spams.

Nazrin: The first nonspell is still clippy. The card didn't seem bad at first, but now it's so LOL RANDOM you can't do it consistently at all.

Shou: The first nonspell isn't THAT bad, but easy to die at. Easier than the second, atleast.
Radiant Treasure Gun - No. Fuck off.
Aura of Justice - WHAT IS THIS STAGE 1 SPELL DOING HERE
Third nonspell - easy. But I always fail it on real runs.
Laser spin - easier than it used to be. More consistent that both Nazrin and her final spell.
Demon of Purification - Same as Nazrin. Used to be manageable at first, now it's still inconsistent because it's way too damn random.

All in all - Top tier bullshit stays there, hard stuff becomes easy and what used to be easy is now hard because you can't figure it out.

tl;dr fucking UFO

[theshirn]

...Shizuha. You are a stage 1 midboss. WHY IS MY HISTORY ON YOUR SPELL CARD LESS THAN 50% CAPTURES GODDAMNIT YOU MAKE ME RESTART SO MUCH

Fix'd.

And yes, it is that bad.

[lmagus]

I hate China
I hate Prismrivers
I hate Marisa
I hate Orin
I hate Murasa

=(

[theshirn]

It's official, I can't play Touhou anymore.

Seven lives going into VoWG and the best yet is 26 seconds left.

...

[Formless God]

Mishaguji-sama timeout two deaths. FFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Scooter1000]

"Oh, I'm bored. I think I'll play PCB Hard."
*Stage 1 goes by and Stage 2 starts*
"I need to be more careful on this stage. No unfocused dodging for m-" *runs into red bullet while unfocused*
"Oh well, I'll just keep going. It's just 1 mistake, no need to restart."

3 Stages later I'm 'singing' the songs at the top of my lungs, getting louder every time I clip something. The run eventually ends at Youmu, and the result screen pops up and tells me I died 10 times and used 11 bombs. FFFFFFFFFFF

Maybe I need a break from Touhou. I've been like this for days.

[LHCling]

Alice's random bursts are stupid for a reason. Normally, it only happens once. Occasionally happens twice and not consecutively. Rarely, twice in a row. Who would've guessed that she would do it a third time in a row?

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

3 Stages later I'm 'singing' the songs at the top of my lungs, getting louder every time I clip something. The run eventually ends at Youmu, and the result screen pops up and tells me I died 10 times and used 11 bombs. FFFFFFFFFFF

Heh. I usually end up murmuring the counting sections of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing by the time I finish off Red-Haired Dutch Dolls, though not out of rage - I think the idle parts of my mind just latch onto the melody and run with it.

[Formless God]

8 deaths on UFO Stage 6 Hard.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SKILLS. AND EYES.
Are they getting weaker ? ;_;