Really weird one, possibly induced by the car ride I slept during.
It starts off with me standing, alone, in some unrecognizable place. All of a sudden, there's a girl who looks a lot like Alice Margatroid (it probably was her) standing there. I look away, and look back, and she's right next to me. I'm about to ask what she's doing, when she steals my wallet and runs. So, I chase her, all the while relishing the irony of the situation. During the chase, Shou tackles me and then lifts me up in one swift motion, and starts babbling incoherent nonsense that sounded urgent. Her voice also sounded like Dib from Invader Zim, which made it even weirder. She's also shaking me while she's yelling at me. Once she stops and just stares at me, I just give this puzzled look. I answer with a resounding "Huh?!", but she just tucks me under her arm and runs toward a giant version of her pagoda, which turns out to be a hot air balloon. She takes me over a farm, and somehow puts the balloon in park, and presses a big red button. Then, a box with a ton of multicolored buttons rises from the floor. Shou cracks her knuckles, and appears to be praying, then starts screaming one loud, continuous noise, and begins to press all of the buttonsin a very rapid fashion. Curved lasers then begin to incinerate the farm below us. Once the place is smoldering, she runs over and grabs the confused me again. Whatever she said sounded like someone reversed it, and I once again had no idea what she said. She then throws her shoe across the room, hits another big red button, and the balloon part of the pagoda starts making the Utsuho nuclear siren noise, but instead of nuclear signs, I see happy faces outlined by CAUTION!! Shou opened a side hatch, yelled "CLEAR!" and threw me out of the balloon. She then followed suit, but somehow she fell faster. Once we were level with each other, she handed me something, but I can't remember what. She then saluted me, yelled "Godspeed!" and used her cloth thing behind her like a parachute. I, on the other hand, had that object that I know would do nothing. Naturally in a falling dream, I wake up as soon as I'm about to land on the ground, which was on fire. However, at the last second, I thought I saw a glimpse of Patchouli with Yatagarasu powers and accessories (the eye on her chest, all of the nuclear things, and even black wings with the space cape).
I think I might need help.