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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #270 on: May 19, 2012, 11:30:07 PM »
I think Touhou actually is harder

yuugi and orin should go die

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #271 on: May 22, 2012, 01:34:05 AM »
I was playing Marine Benefit Normal for fun.

Messing around with the Stage 1 boss, because there's no way any of these bullets can possibly hit me. I'm staying a few inches under her feet, dodging all the bullets easily.

She then decided to move down.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #272 on: May 22, 2012, 09:17:09 PM »
I think Touhou actually is harder

yuugi and orin should go die
Again replay seems desyncd on my setup, so i can't enjoy that sheer madness once more. Though Jaimers did an 1CC of SA ultra some time ago, and T perfected stage 2.

And yeah. Yuugi's 1st spell is just whaaaaaat? :o
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #273 on: May 22, 2012, 09:23:43 PM »
>is attempting a perfect run

>presses X key

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #274 on: May 22, 2012, 09:39:25 PM »
Though Jaimers did an 1CC of SA ultra some time ago
Do you have a link to this somewhere? I find it hard to believe he wouldn't upload it...

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #275 on: May 22, 2012, 09:42:16 PM »
SA Lunatic Ultra:

Stage 1 and 2 - They should usually be done with a couple bombs at most, not dying is pretty much needed for me.
Stage 3 - should take at least 2 lives because yuugi walls
Stage 4 - This is pretty easily no-deathable too. Satori's ReimuA battle actually isn't as bad as I first thought on Ultra.
Stage 5 - orin and popcorn hell suck
Stage 6 - I did a practice run of it, and I had a net loss of two lives. Utsuho's first card, Hell's Tokamak, and Orin's spell are crazy, and I doubt that I'll have full power at the start during a 1cc attempt :p

I would laugh if I beat my current high score of the regular Lunatic mode in Ultra.

Though Jaimers did an 1CC of SA ultra some time ago
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #278 on: May 23, 2012, 06:37:58 PM »
I think Touhou actually is harder

yuugi and orin should go die

It's ridiculous how you can dodge like that and still game over on stage 6 Orin when I can play 100 times worse and reach Utsuho using ReimuC. Keep trying and you will 1cc that in no time. You are freaking amazing!
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #279 on: May 23, 2012, 08:11:28 PM »
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #280 on: May 24, 2012, 01:54:08 AM »
It's ridiculous how you can dodge like that and still game over on stage 6 Orin when I can play 100 times worse and reach Utsuho using ReimuC. Keep trying and you will 1cc that in no time. You are freaking amazing!
Hell, I'm considering using ReimuC, and she might be a possible option because:

1 - if I get used to her shot, I could wipe out enemies very quickly. Extremely useful for all of the stages.
2 - if I can do the Yuugi skip, I would save around a life. One more life could have probably gotten me that 1cc :p
3 - her bomb is damn powerful.

ReimuB and Marisa are pretty much out of the question ;P

The biggest problem I had with that particular run was that I bombed at some of the most retarded places possible. Did I really bomb on Orin's opener? While using the safespot?!

Enough with that and Touhou for now. I have finals to study for :V

Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #281 on: May 24, 2012, 03:29:45 PM »
So uhh... Question for the Lunatics.

I have somehow gained less consistency on Orin's final spell compared to her Ghost Wheels. I'm actually starting to view it as more difficult because it is less predictable with the fairies having the potential to shoot a barrage of bubbles at my shrine maiden pretty much prohibiting her means of escape. Ghost Wheels is just simple dodging with the only thing being hard about it is the potential for clipping.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #282 on: May 24, 2012, 03:37:41 PM »
Her final is her hardest in my opinion, yeah. Once you know what you're doing on Ghost Wheels it's really just a normal spell, but the last one makes you do funky stuff, and the bubbles are unpredictable, and the shuriken are impossible to see.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #283 on: May 27, 2012, 02:44:40 PM »
That awkward moment when you defeat the fairy at the beginning of MoF stage 3, try to get to POC by moving straight up, only to run into the LAST DAMN BULLET in the way. xD Stage 3 has its ways of reducing my life stock, while stage 4 has its ways of making me bomb spam (yes, stage 3 somehow gets me before I can react all the time . _ .)

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #284 on: May 27, 2012, 07:39:14 PM »
Double KO at Wall Break, one after another, both with 100% freeze. Seriously?
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #285 on: May 27, 2012, 07:55:42 PM »
Was having a great EoSD hard run with MarisaB, dying only once or twice in the first four stages... then I somehow died four times with three bombs in stock on each life in Stage 5. Including just standing there and getting hit by the knives of the midboss spell when all I had to do was sidestep, failing to stream the easy fairies after when all I had to do... was sidestep, and on Sakuya's opener, running sideways into one of the last needle walls of a wave when all I had to do was stand still. I got to Vampire Illusion after that so I feel I definitely would have won if I didn't play so inexplicably bad on Stage 5.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #286 on: May 27, 2012, 09:32:36 PM »
Why can't I just move or at least bomb?! No, I have to stand there and let Sanae kill me 3 times.  :getdown:
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #287 on: May 28, 2012, 12:15:13 AM »
I find it odd how my personal best attempt at an SA Lunatic 1lc is not a run I did recently, but one I did shortly after my first 1cc of the game, almost two years ago. And I wasn't even going for a 1lc back then. Sure, it's not like I've been doing even occasional attempts over that time, but still, I'd expect my greater skill and knowledge of SA in particular to help me more than it is now. I just died on Stage 4's green amulet streaming section, of all things.
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #288 on: May 30, 2012, 01:04:46 AM »
I find it hilarious when I'm thinking about how I derped so badly in one such part of a stage, thinking how I won't do that this time, only to repeat my actions precisely and exactly how I did it last time. xD

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #289 on: May 30, 2012, 04:22:35 PM »
>UFO Lunatic Stage 6 Practice
>Captures First and third cards, along with third nonspell.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #290 on: June 01, 2012, 04:57:44 AM »
Nothing says "let's try to perfect Yukari" quite like dying to her first nonspell.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #291 on: June 01, 2012, 05:16:19 AM »
Doom fairies: Killing me by ramming me from off the screen before Wriggle made it cool. :V Seriously, this happens way more often than it should.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #292 on: June 01, 2012, 07:37:25 AM »
Yeah sure I'm tired and can't sleep LET'S GO NO BOMB PHANTASM
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-dies to Mesh of Light and Darkness right before it ends-
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #293 on: June 01, 2012, 07:58:31 PM »
So, Suika's third Spellcard, I'm on my second healthbar, Suika's fourth Spellcard is the one that will inevitably wreck me because as far as I'm concerned, the only way to handle it is to bomb through it with my strongest Spellcard, so I'm saving up my Spellcards. Then, for no particular reason, I use them, on the third one. I don't know what made me do it, all I know is that Suika managed to blow through two healthbars by the time her fourth Spellcard was over. At that point, I was down to roughly 10% and the run ended during the penultimate Spellcard. Geesh, fuck me for being dumb. Had lots of that in that run, though, would have managed my first Lunatic Remilia without losing any Extra Lives had I not suddenly stopped reading her during her last Spellcard.

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #294 on: June 02, 2012, 12:08:48 AM »
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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #295 on: June 02, 2012, 01:41:56 AM »
> squint
> die
> "you know it might help if i were wearing my glasses"


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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #296 on: June 04, 2012, 06:26:38 AM »
Oh my God.

Oh. My God.


Only two bombs wasted due to derps up to Stage 4 is something that almost never happens.

So I... had to... die to full bombs on the opening pattern.

And to Nue.

And to the pattern after Nue.

With full bombs, of course. Because I never, ever, in my wildest dreams, derp there.



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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #297 on: June 04, 2012, 09:36:01 AM »
>Try to timeout Mokou's last nonspell
>Get there, capture it instead as I forgot to stop shooting
herp
>Try again
>Die on the first bullet, perfectly timeout the rest
derp

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #298 on: June 05, 2012, 01:31:24 AM »
LOOOOOOOOOOL:

>No Lives on Descent of Izuna Gongen due to a fail Extra Run
>Safespots
>Stays Focused to see hitbox for about 20 seconds
>Sees that I'm safe and unfocuses to deal more damage to Ran
>Gets clipped somehow by the next bullet that comes, WHICH SHOULD HAVE MISSED

but lol no, the game logic just has to make it hit xD

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Re: Touhou is harder :V Derp thread III
« Reply #299 on: June 05, 2012, 02:01:23 AM »
MY FUCKING GOD
THREE RUNS RUINED BY GHOST SHIT PORT

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