Author Topic: Fall of the Medieval Age: Diplomacy Renaissance! Game Over, Turkey Season (Read 41343 times)

Conqueror · « **Reply #180 on:** March 12, 2012, 09:46:30 PM »

Quote from: Conqueror on February 09, 2012, 10:58:42 PM

They called him "The Demon of Krak?w", a human Cerberus of the modern age. The scourge of civilization; the cruel and barbarous host of murder and famine. When Constantinople fell to the Mosalmans under Mehmed II "The Conqueror," the Demon turned his eyes in that direction, for he sought to liberate the domain once more.

It was late December when his forces pushed through the Dardanelles, overwhelming the local Sheikh. The fox warrior was mercilessly chained to a wooden post hastily erected in the town square. The Demon had been surprised when he had discovered the Sheikha's womanly features, and yet she stood up to the best of his loyal retainers in physical combat, even besting some of them with the sword. A witch who had signed a deal with the devil, no doubt.

But now she had been subdued, her armor broken and cast aside, a grimace plastered across her grimy face as she struggled futilely to break the bonds holding her captive. While his forces stacked wood at her feet, the Demon roared with laughter as he relieved himself of his battle armor. He extended his sword outwards, touching the sharp blade against the fox-woman's exposed neck.

"Prepare yourself Turkey. I will rip your units apart one by one."

I knew this was just the precursor to an h-scene.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #181 on:** March 12, 2012, 09:48:57 PM »

Man, I understand Kitten4u's "Kill Dan with fire as soon as possible" sentiment so clearly now.

Kasu · « **Reply #182 on:** March 12, 2012, 09:52:54 PM »

Quote from: Ran Yakumo on March 12, 2012, 09:31:15 PM

Note to self for the next time I play this damned game.
Schezo is cute and adorable and fluffy. Dan is a bastard.

:ohdear:

Dammit Schezo. ;-;

ActionDan · « **Reply #183 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:59:30 PM »

Quote from: Ran Yakumo on March 12, 2012, 09:31:15 PM

Note to self for the next time I play this damned game.
Schezo is cute and adorable and fluffy. Dan is a bastard.

Why is it that I always trust the wrong people?

That was supposed to be a check in case you attacked Kasu. .....

you failed >:|

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #184 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:01:14 PM »

Yeah no.
Screw you.

Bardiche · « **Reply #185 on:** March 13, 2012, 01:33:16 AM »

>Dan spectacularly betrays France and has the deceit made public
>People still trust Dan
I don't get it, whatever happened to "burn the obvious liars"? Are we all being blind to how Dan has been repeatedly backstabbing his allies this game and still trust him because "Dan couldn't possibly backstab me" or something?

ActionDan · « **Reply #186 on:** March 13, 2012, 02:15:23 AM »

Quote from: Bardiche on March 13, 2012, 01:33:16 AM

>Dan spectacularly betrays France and has the deceit made public
>People still trust Dan
I don't get it, whatever happened to "burn the obvious liars"? Are we all being blind to how Dan has been repeatedly backstabbing his allies this game and still trust him because "Dan couldn't possibly backstab me" or something?

Or your subverting the truth here 10 fold.

Edible · « **Reply #187 on:** March 13, 2012, 05:13:14 PM »

PX · « **Reply #188 on:** March 15, 2012, 10:39:56 PM »

Fall 1458 Resolution

Empire:
F bal - swe
A bur Supports A mun
A mun Holds
A nwy - nov
Bounced with nov (1 against 1). Dislodged from nth (2 against 1).
The Army in Norway cannot retreat; unit destroyed.
A ruh - bel
A sil Supports A mun
F ska - den

England:
F hel - kie
F nth - nwy
A par Supports A gas -> bur
Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
F pic - eng
A yor - wal

France:
F hol - nth

Poland:
A bud Supports A ser - tri
A fin Supports F nth - nwy
A mos - kra
F nov/sc Holds
A sev - rum

Spain:
F eas Supports F tys - ion
A gas - bre
A mar Supports A swi
F mao Supports A gas - bre
F spa/nc - gas
A swi Holds
F tys - ion

Turkey:
F aeg - smy
Bounced with arm (1 against 1).
A arm - smy
Bounced with aeg (1 against 1).
F bla - con
A bul - ser
A gre Supports A bul - ser
A ser - tri

Venice:
A alb - ser
Bounced with bul (1 against 1).
A boh - vie
A tri Supports A alb - ser
Dislodged from ser (2 against 1).
A tyr Supports A boh - vie

Fall Retreat Resolution (Yeah, it doesn't really matter :V)

Empire:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 1.

England:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.

France:

Poland:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.

Spain:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.

Turkey:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.

Venice:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
A tri - ven

Build Orders are due in 24 hours

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #189 on:** March 15, 2012, 11:00:07 PM »

Build F smy

ActionDan · « **Reply #190 on:** March 16, 2012, 01:27:20 AM »

This game is nuts.

/R-R-R-Ragequit!

I was going to apologize profusely to affinity for that betrayal. Because I really was going to be loyal but then Turkey and Russia allied and FUCKED UP EVERYTHING.

Considering Affinity raped anyway this round... O_Ob. I don't even know.

Also facepalm at Kasu not defending Triste :|

Kasu · « **Reply #191 on:** March 16, 2012, 01:32:41 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on March 16, 2012, 01:27:20 AM

Also facepalm at Kasu not defending Triste :|

As long as I still have Venice. ;-;

ActionDan · « **Reply #192 on:** March 16, 2012, 01:39:41 AM »

Also I swear this could be a portrait by the joint efforts of Picasso and Gauguin.

Schezo · « **Reply #193 on:** March 16, 2012, 01:58:42 AM »

You had to be flaky and FUCK UP EVERYTHING.

But it's ok England, at least you know where your true allies lie. He he he.

I still feel bad Venice. Don't give me that look.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #194 on:** March 16, 2012, 02:12:17 AM »

Quote from: Schezo on March 16, 2012, 01:58:42 AM

I still feel bad Venice. Don't give me that look.

~~France~~Venice is still a pretty cool guy etc.
But, for some reason, I don't feel bad at all.

Affinity · « **Reply #195 on:** March 16, 2012, 02:16:34 AM »

Eww at fascist Spain. But yeah, the colours look... pretty arty.

Kasu · « **Reply #196 on:** March 16, 2012, 02:30:37 AM »

Quote from: Ran Yakumo on March 16, 2012, 02:12:17 AM

But, for some reason, I don't feel bad at all.

Probably because I've been actively helping Poland try to destroy you for most of the game.

Dorakyura · « **Reply #197 on:** March 16, 2012, 04:08:44 AM »

Quote from: Affinity on March 16, 2012, 02:16:34 AM

Eww at fascist Spain. But yeah, the colours look... pretty arty.

I knew that I shouldn't trust you in anyway but I gave you 1 chance.
So much about that

Funny enough, Turkey, France and me (in my point of view) were not lying in this game,
Since France and me are done, I call Turkey for not being scum

PX · « **Reply #198 on:** March 16, 2012, 10:17:25 PM »

Build 1458 Resolution

Empire:
Removes F swe

England:
Builds F lon

France:

Poland:
Builds A sev

Spain:
Builds F nap

Turkey:
Builds F smy

Venice:
Removes A alb
Removes A tyr

Spring 1459 orders are due in 72 hours (timer)

ActionDan · « **Reply #199 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:56:52 PM »

Conq can you take over my duties? I don't have time to think at the moment. these are my last words for a while. Px kindly give a few more hours.

Conqueror · « **Reply #200 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:01:56 PM »

Well I just sent in some random orders, mostly holds.

PX · « **Reply #201 on:** March 19, 2012, 10:17:59 PM »

Spring 1459 Resolution

Empire:
A bel Holds
A bur - mun
F den Supports A mun - kie
A mun - kie
A sil - kra
Bounced with kra (1 against 1).

England:
F eng - bre
Bounced with bre (2 against 3).
F kie - den
Bounced with den (1 against 1). Dislodged from mun (2 against 1).
F lon - nth
F nwy Supports F lon - nth
A par Supports F eng - bre
A wal - lvp

France:
F nth - hol

Poland:
A bud - vie
A fin - swe
A kra Supports A rum - gal
Support cut by Move from Silesia.
F nov/sc - bot
A rum - gal
A sev - mos

Spain:
A bre Holds
F eas Supports F ion
F gas Supports A bre
F ion Supports F eas
A mar - pie
F mao Supports A bre
F nap - apu
A swi - tyr

Turkey:
F aeg - gre
A arm - syr
F con - aeg
A gre - bul
A ser Supports A tri
F smy - eas
Bounced with eas (1 against 2).
A tri Supports A bud - vie

Venice:
A ven Holds
A vie Holds
Dislodged from bud (2 against 1).

Retreat Orders are due in 24 hours

Affinity · « **Reply #202 on:** March 19, 2012, 11:08:21 PM »

F kie-hel

I guess I never had the guts to convoy that useless army on the mainland.

PX · « **Reply #203 on:** March 19, 2012, 11:47:59 PM »

Laziest Update Resolution

Empire:

England:

England: F kie -> hel

France:

Poland:

Spain:

Turkey:

Venice:

Venice: A vie Disbands

Timer

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #204 on:** March 19, 2012, 11:50:11 PM »

Quote from: PX on March 19, 2012, 11:47:59 PM

Venice:
Venice: A vie Disbands

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #205 on:** March 19, 2012, 11:54:36 PM »

┬──┬ 彡ノ(.□.ノ）

I think that this is an accurate representation of Kasu's actions right now.

Kasu · « **Reply #206 on:** March 19, 2012, 11:57:13 PM »

Well I'd have to disband it in a turn anyway. I highly doubt I'd actually be able to turn it around now.

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #207 on:** March 20, 2012, 12:02:41 AM »

But it could have still accomplished something. Not that I'm complaining, since it works out for me.

Schezo · « **Reply #208 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:09:32 AM »

Sack Rome

Sack it I say!

Dormio Ergo Sum · « **Reply #209 on:** March 20, 2012, 05:55:04 AM »

The Ottoman Empire shall divide and conquer this pitiful red country that lays before me!