Touhou Rage Thread XI Online

[Esper]

I don't have a fucking clue on how to get Marine Benefit to work.

[MTSranger]

Is that...Utsuho support?
I've never played MB, so I'm only speculating, although now I'm intrigued by it.

Probably; the other ones are Kanako and Suwako (for Sanae A and B respectively).
Shot: Submarine Sun (loool)
Bomb: Green Flash

What's even worse, is that the focus shot periodically flashes a sun on your character, which means if the spell is full of ADD bullets (including those waves, glowy bullets, and all bubbles) you can only see them every other second. That blasted sun-on-character is only useful for shotgunning - and it does kill the boss quickly; however, there aren't that many places where you can do that safely. Maybe you can break all of the final boss's attacks due to insta-killing fairies, assuming you can dodge the bullets that are un-seeable once every second or so.

[Esper]

Where did my skill at Touhou 7 Extra go?

WHERE THE FUCK DID MY SKILL AT TOUHOU 7'S FUCKING EXTRA STAGE GO?

I MEAN MOTHER OF FUCK IT'S NOT JUST TOUHOU 7'S EXTRA STAGE I'M LOSING MY TOUCH AT EVEN NORMAL MODE. FUCKING NORMAL MODE. YUYUKO IS ARGUABLY AN EASY FINAL BOSS IN THE SERIES, TOO. I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING WHERE DID MY ABILITY AT SIMPLE DODGING GO WHERE THE FUCK DID IT FUCKING GO GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(To I Have no Name: This is not exaggeration. This is utter fucking misery and anger.)

A good idea of how this is worse than most other rage incidents: Before today, I haven't bitten my hand or punched my right thigh in two years. The last time was because I couldn't beat Cirno on Easy. I have what feels like a two-inch diameter bruise (Feels like a bruise but shows up as virtually nothing) on my thigh and my right hand looks like a topographic map of the western side of North America and Switzerland's demented lovechild. THAT IS HOW FUCKING ANGRY I GOT TODAY

ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY, CHEN? YOU MANAGED TO BECOME THE SECOND YOUKAI TO GET ME TO MUTILATE MYSELF.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Brb, getting rubbing alcohol for my bite wounds.

[Zengeku]

You'll get over it. You should try to control your anger a bit more. Sure it can be hard to accept when you fail epicly, happens sometimes for me and I seriously hate it, but its just something you need to learn to accept.

Until you get there, by all means keep posting. Your posts brings my old-school raging to shame. I think. Maybe. Perhabs you'll have to try harder.

[Esper]

I used to be making a No Death run of Touhou 13 Stage 5 on Hard, but then I took an arrow to the knee

LOLOLOLOLIMSOFUNNY No, I just wanted an excuse to make the joke.

[Esper]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SUWAKO

I FUCKING HATE YOU I DESPISE YOU ON ALL LEVELS. YOUR NONSPELLS ARE ANNOYING AS SHIT BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT THEY'RE MORE THAN JUST FUCKING STREAMING NOOOOOOO NEVER HAVE SOMETHING TYPICAL FOR A SPELL LET'S PISS THE PLAYER OFF BY HAVING OUR FUCKING AMULETS BOUNCE OFF OF THE GOD DAMN WALLS IN TWOS BECAUSE WE'RE SUCH DICKISH SUBJECTS OF GAME DESIGN THAT WE WILL GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO PISS OFF EVEN THE MOST REFINED OF PLAYERS

AND DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON KANAKO. THAT FUCKING NONSPELL. THAT FUCKING NONSPELL HAS CAUSED SO MANY FUCKING DEATHS. SO MANY GOD DAMN DEATHS. FUCK. SPRING LIKE SUIKA AND THE CEDARS ARE FINE BUT THAT THIRD SPELL OH GOD DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED I'VE ONLY CAPTURED IT TWICE OUT OF TWENTY-FIVE TIMES AND THOSE TWO TIMES WERE TODAY IT IS JUST SO FUCKING ANNOYING IF I WANTED INTERCHANGING BULLET PATTERNS LIKE THAT BULLSHIT I'D PLAY MUSHIHIMESAMA-FUTARI BECAUSE TO TELL THE TRUTH IT'S JUST AS BAD.

Dear Semi-Wall Death Fairy,
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Red and Green Kedamas that like to shoot green needles everywhere,
I FUCKING HATE YOU GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Two Bows, Two Claps, and One Bow,
EHKLERNLGKNERWLIHERWKLGFNDIOGHERWKLGNEWIOHGRIKNGIEROHGFKREBVKIFRHGRKLGHR#IOGNERKGEIORHGERIONGEWSIOHGOIWEHGKLHGBRO
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear All-of-Suwako's-God-Damn-Nonspells,
DHNLBNDFIOGHNERWOIGEONBRDEHGEROHVOLIRWNGROENGERINGOREHGKILRNGIORHGLIKWDNBVHGNDEKNVGOFNHGKLRFGBOREHLGIHREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Long Arm and Long Leg,
ARM AND LEG IS RIGHT. YOU'VE COSTED ME AN ARM AND A LEG'S WORTH OF FUCKING LIVES AND I HATE YOU. SO FUCKING MUCH.
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Moriya's Iron Ring,
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Jade of the Horrid River,
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sincerely,
Esupantix.

Dear Croaking Frog Eaten by the Snake,
You are not that bad. YOU JUST FUCKING LIKE TO WALL ME WHEN I FUCKING FEEL CONFIDENT AND VICE FUCKING VERSA.
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Seven Stones and Seven Trees,
You aren't bad at all. However you still piss me off because Reimu seems to have a fetish for BIG FLASHING BULLETS AND LASERS.
PEDOPHILE.
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Froggy Braves the Elements,
You are my favorite card to play. I have no complaints about you.
Sincerely,
Esupantix.

Dear The Red Frog in the Fourth Year of the Houei Era,
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Suwa War ~ Native Myth vs Central Myth,
I have not played you yet but I do not like what I have seen of you. You have been warned.
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

Dear Mishaguji-Sama,
I have not played you yet and I have no hopes at all for what I have seen of you. Plus, you happen to exhibit a certain phase of Hourai Elixir that I FUCKING HATE. I FUCKING HATE THOSE FUCKING INTERSECTING GREEN NEEDLES. I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN FEED YOU TO THE FUCKING FRENCH AND HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A MISERABLE AND HORRIFYING DEATH.
Sincerely,
Esupanitix.

[Elysia]

First of all, if you can capture 2/4 of Kanako's patterns and bomb the other two, you're good. She drops more than a full bomb's worth of power items, and you can easily make up the difference from the fairies later.

By death fairy, I'm guessing you mean the ones with the circular pattern that have the two on the side shooting amulets. Stay in the center and bomb (the bomb is big enough to hit all three) and then sweep them with your shot.

Suwako's nonspells don't have bomb immunity. This is extremely important.

Two Claps and One Bow: During Suwako's boss conversation, fly directly above her, and don't fly back down until you see the red circle appear under her. When that red circle appears, the streams for this card aim at you (yes, before the card even begins). Without the streams, the card becomes hilariously easy.

Long Arm and Long Leg: Stay directly under Suwako. Gentle focused tapping is key.

Moriya's Iron Ring: Stay directly under Suwako as long as you can, move up quickly while grazing the rings, stay directly over Suwako for as long as you can, move down on the other side while grazing the rings, repeat.

Jade of the Horrid River: Stream slowly and bomb if you have to.

Red Frog: Misdirect the first frog off the screen. When the second frog appears, don't hesitate to bomb.

[Esper]

First of all, if you can capture 2/4 of Kanako's patterns and bomb the other two, you're good. She drops more than a full bomb's worth of power items, and you can easily make up the difference from the fairies later.

By death fairy, I'm guessing you mean the ones with the circular pattern that have the two on the side shooting amulets. Stay in the center and bomb (the bomb is big enough to hit all three) and then sweep them with your shot.

Suwako's nonspells don't have bomb immunity. This is extremely important.

Two Claps and One Bow: During Suwako's boss conversation, fly directly above her, and don't fly back down until you see the red circle appear under her. When that red circle appears, the streams for this card aim at you (yes, before the card even begins). Without the streams, the card becomes hilariously easy.

Long Arm and Long Leg: Stay directly under Suwako. Gentle focused tapping is key.

Moriya's Iron Ring: Stay directly under Suwako as long as you can, move up quickly while grazing the rings, stay directly over Suwako for as long as you can, move down on the other side while grazing the rings, repeat.

Jade of the Horrid River: Stream slowly and bomb if you have to.

Red Frog: Misdirect the first frog off the screen. When the second frog appears, don't hesitate to bomb.

Okay I overreacted a bit. I usually bomb the first and last patterns.

By death fairy I meant the one that has the kedamas come in and shoot aimed bullets while you're dodging a bubble bullet and making walls for yourself to dodge through.

...REALLY?! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN REALLY USEFUL.

I know how to do Two Claps One Bow, but it likes to piss me off.

Long Arm and Long Leg, I was able to capture this easy with a controller, I fucking ahte it now.

Iron Ring is just luck with me.

Jade is a fucking horrible spell and I don't like bombing in Extra.

I just can't do it period. I just can't do the Red Frog one.

[I have no name]

(-a ton of rage on the easiest extra stage-)

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=17624
A perfect run of the stage.
Use it as a reference wisely.
Repeating the link for good measure.
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=17624

[Esper]

*Saying that it's the easiest Extra Stage*

Uh, no it isn't. I got PCB's Extra AND Phantasm done before I could even get to Suwako consistently.

I had PCB's Extra and Phantasm Unlocked for about a month. 10's Extra Stage took until January for me to get good at getting to Suwako, thanks to allowing myself to be generous with bombs (Thank you Malkyrian).

Unfortunately I still like to die at Long Arm and Long Leg (SMALL GAPS FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU) and Snake Eats the Croaking Frog (I've done it before, I just hate how the blobs like to break and you have to move around Suwako. I am not used to moving full-circle around bosses, which is why I fucking hate Maze of Love).

About her survival card: I FUCKING HATE IT WITH A PASSION. I AM NOT GOOD AT MISDIRECTION, WHY DO YOU THINK I CAN'T PLAY PHANTASM CONSISTENTLY WITH SAKUYA B

Also, I just farted. IT SMELLS.

[Zengeku]

Right now, I can hardly wait for when you get to Mamizou.  :trollface:

[Esper]

Right now, I can hardly wait for when you get to Mamizou.  :trollface:

I got there a while ago, she's getting better. Now, going to school now, see you guys in about eight hours.

[I have no name]

Uh, no it isn't.

I'm very biased on this by the way, due to said perfect run...but even still, I beat it with all characters and I beat both PCB extras with all characters.  With (I think MarisaC?) I derp-de-derped and had no lives for Froggy onwards.  Cleared anyway.  Suwako is the easiest because you have bombs (and 7 of the 8 nonspells are trivial), Ran is the second easiest to beat because you have lives (and most of the spells are easy)

[Esper]

FUCKYOUMOKOUIFUCKINGWINYOULITTLEBITCHIDIDN'TEXACTLYDOGREATBUTISTILLFUCKINGWONFUCKYOUMOKOUI'MGONNASTARTPERFECTRUNNINGYOUANDYOU'REGONNAFUCKINGHATEMEYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHENGLKRNGIRGOREHGKIREFNGIOREGKLJDFHGIOERNGBKLRFEHGI*OERNGKLIRHGINFILNGOIEWNGKENGEIOVHNKLDHGTIONOD"NG"KDHG"IERNGORHGOEWIGHEOIRGIFUCKINGHATEYOUSUWAKOENWILNEOIGHREIOGREGILGNOEFRGHIFEN(O$GILEG(OERNVLKGIORENGKLENIORHWNLIGHEROPGBNEROJLIGDFHERLEGOBLOCKSNGWENINVDSGHIORWNILFR(OFUCKYEAHIDON'TNEEDYOURGODDAMNPILLSBHIRENBP(RGRKEVNPODEVNPIEWGBH

[Esper]

FUCK YOU MOKOU WHY DO WE NEED TO CAPTURE SEVEN FUCKING CARDS IN THE STAGE JUST TO SEE IMPERISHABLE FUCKING SHOOTING YOU FUCKING JERK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I

HATE

YOU

MOKOU

FUJIWARA

[I have no name]

-rage mentioning Mokou perfect-

Why 7 cards?
I HATE YOU MOKOU

7 cards is nothing if you're planning on getting all 10 of Mokou's.
Also, I think you're forgetting the rings of death.

Also, going to mention I've cleared this stage with all 4 teams AND all 8 solo characters, so you can rage once you decide to use solo Sakuya.

Have a nice day.

[Raikaria]

Dear Touhou 11 :

Why do you have to be so much harder than all the other games, includeing UFO, which is itself a step up from all the others? Why does Parsee have to be harder than most Stage 4 and 5 bosses [IMO, excludeing the Primsrivers, Youmu and maybe Shou because I've not got there yet]? Why does the bomb system have to be so unforgiving, and the bombs so useless?

Dear UFO:

Please stop making me die viva Clipdeaths, or walls.  It's simply not fun when you die against Kogasa's first spellcard due to being trapped between an umbrella, her danmaku and a destroyed-umbrealla orb. Walls tend to kill me a lot during Ichirin too. That or they slow me enoiugh for a brofist.

Also, a special RAGE to Kogasa's finla spellcard. That thing is just broken, and I wonder how drunk ZUN was when he decided that was appropriate for a Stage 2 Boss.

Dear Miko:

Stop runing my Ten Desires runs. I know I really shouldn't be dying near constantly to your second spellcard. I know your last spell is regarded as one of the easiest, barring Eirin's Astronomical Entombing. But when I go into your fight with 4 lives and 6 bombs, I generally expect myself to complete the fight, and not succumb to the difficulty spike, and your awful habit of walling me or making me misjudge hitboxes due to your glowy danmaku. You're the last thing stopping me getting a Normal-difficulty 1CC. I can perfect Stage 1,2,3 and 5 [Well, bombing on the mobs to get more bomb peices at the end, but that's different]. So stop being a pain and just die.

[Zodiac]

RAGE

I like your post in this thread . 

[Chronojet ⚙ Dragon]

THIS TOPIC IS NOW ALL-CAPS THREAD.

(this happened two hours ago but...)

HOW DID I DIE TO MAMIZOU'S LAST. THIS IS UNFAIR.
i demand a rematch

[Esper]

1. Dear Touhou 11 :

Why do you have to be so much harder than all the other games, includeing UFO, which is itself a step up from all the others? Why does Parsee have to be harder than most Stage 4 and 5 bosses [IMO, excludeing the Primsrivers, Youmu and maybe Shou because I've not got there yet]? Why does the bomb system have to be so unforgiving, and the bombs so useless?

2. Dear UFO:

Please stop making me die viva Clipdeaths, or walls.  It's simply not fun when you die against Kogasa's first spellcard due to being trapped between an umbrella, her danmaku and a destroyed-umbrealla orb. Walls tend to kill me a lot during Ichirin too. That or they slow me enoiugh for a brofist.

Also, a special RAGE to Kogasa's finla spellcard. That thing is just broken, and I wonder how drunk ZUN was when he decided that was appropriate for a Stage 2 Boss.

3. Dear Miko:

Stop runing my Ten Desires runs. I know I really shouldn't be dying near constantly to your second spellcard. I know your last spell is regarded as one of the easiest, barring Eirin's Astronomical Entombing. But when I go into your fight with 4 lives and 6 bombs, I generally expect myself to complete the fight, and not succumb to the difficulty spike, and your awful habit of walling me or making me misjudge hitboxes due to your glowy danmaku. You're the last thing stopping me getting a Normal-difficulty 1CC. I can perfect Stage 1,2,3 and 5 [Well, bombing on the mobs to get more bomb peices at the end, but that's different]. So stop being a pain and just die.

1. This is very true. However, Parsee is not harder than most Stage 4 and 5 bosses. This is probably the "I started getting serious playing Subterranean Animism" mindset talking, however. You just need to figure out half of his her spells. Yes, the clone spell caught me off guard the first time, who DIDN'T it catch off guard the first time?

2. Yes. YES. YES. YES. However, Kogasa is not that bad. All she is is simple dodging, save for the god damn last card AND THAT FUCKING RAIN CARD WHICH IN MY OPINION IS MORE ANNOYING THAN THE LAST FUCKING CARD (FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU). Also, walls rarely killed me in Ichirin's stage because I GOT USED TO IT.

3. How is that boss hard for you? I'm sorry, but Miko wasn't that bad to me the first time. The only card I can think of that's stupid as fuck is Guze Cannon but that's because I can't dodge fast bullets focused for shit.

[Zodiac]

Guze Cannon

that is my favourite Miko's spell ~! :> It's fantastic!!!

[Raikaria]

1. This is very true. However, Parsee is not harder than most Stage 4 and 5 bosses. This is probably the "I started getting serious playing Subterranean Animism" mindset talking, however. You just need to figure out half of his her spells. Yes, the clone spell caught me off guard the first time, who DIDN'T it catch off guard the first time?

2. Yes. YES. YES. YES. However, Kogasa is not that bad. All she is is simple dodging, save for the god damn last card AND THAT FUCKING RAIN CARD WHICH IN MY OPINION IS MORE ANNOYING THAN THE LAST FUCKING CARD (FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU). Also, walls rarely killed me in Ichirin's stage because I GOT USED TO IT.

3. How is that boss hard for you? I'm sorry, but Miko wasn't that bad to me the first time. The only card I can think of that's stupid as fuck is Guze Cannon but that's because I can't dodge fast bullets focused for shit.

1: I have faced most Stage 4 and 5 bosses, and can fight well against them. Parsee is a Game Over every time, and it's not even the clone card that's the major issue for me, I can usually handle it, maybe using a bomb, it's her 1st and 3rd. Especially Midnight Ritual. That spell is practically a survival spell, and is like moving through soup. I do really bad at moving through slow bullets. It's one of my weaknesses.

2: I have bad luck with Ichirin. And I find Kogasa's 2nd spell easy. I guess we're opposites.

3: I suck at Miko. The only card I'm consistant on is Summoning: Royal Clan Chaotic Dance. Well, I technically am consistant on her 1st and penultimate cards... consistantly failing.

[Esper]

1: I have faced most Stage 4 and 5 bosses, and can fight well against them. Parsee is a Game Over every time, and it's not even the clone card that's the major issue for me, I can usually handle it, maybe using a bomb, it's her 1st and 3rd. Especially Midnight Ritual. That spell is practically a survival spell, and is like moving through soup. I do really bad at moving through slow bullets. It's one of my weaknesses.

2: I have bad luck with Ichirin. And I find Kogasa's 2nd spell easy. I guess we're opposites.

3: I suck at Miko. The only card I'm consistant on is Summoning: Royal Clan Chaotic Dance. Well, I technically am consistant on her 1st and penultimate cards... consistantly failing.

1. Really, a bloody game over every time? No. I can perfect up to Stage 4 on Normal. Midnight Anathema Ritual is simple misdirection. Period. It is not like moving through soup, it is like moving out of the way of a stream of pink needles and through a cluster of blue fireballs.

2. ಠ__ಠ

3. About all of her cards.
Honor "Colors/Ranks of Twelve Levels"
This I can understand. It's an utter clusterfuck. Just stop getting fucking scared.

Hermit Sign "Taoist/Emperor of the Land of the Rising Sun"
Dodge through the walls once or twice at a time. Simple.

Summon "Royal Clan's Chaotic Dance"
Yeah, this is pretty easy too.

Secret Treasure "Armillary Sphere of Ikaruga-Dera"/"Prince Shotoku's Out-of-place Artifact"
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT.

Light Sign "Halo of the Guze Kannon"/"Guze Flash"
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Discernment "Laser of Seventeen Articles"/Divine Light "Honour the Avoidance of Defiance"
Like the first one, an utter clusterfuck. Just with lasers. STOP GETTING SCARED, YOU ***** (And it's not "BITCH", just so you know)

"Falling Stars on Divine Spirit Mausoleum"/"Newborn Divine Spirit"
This one's a pain for me. I hate it so much. I don't mind it, but to tell the truth it annoys me. Greatly.

[I have no name]

Miko's normal spells, in (subjective) order of difficulty:
5th (hate me if you want to)
2nd (shiny.)
4th (run in circles)
1st (bullets fade before they become a serious threat-and they're slow)
7th (this is down here because of the transition phase-it's really easy to NDNB due to trancing the transition)
3rd (HOW is this easy??)
6th (Like the first, but with lasers restricting movement and the bullets.  Don't. Go. Away.

[Zodiac]

3rd (HOW is this easy??)

I think because normal mode . 

[Esper]

I think because normal mode . 

Except that Normal mode in TD is barely Easy Mode level.

[I have no name]

I think because normal mode . 

Even on normal I suck at that spell.

[Elysia]

Okay, so let's walk through precisely what went through my head during my last run against Genetics of the Subconscious.

All right, this has been a bad run, but I can still salvage it here. Here we go, two lives left.

Whoa, that was close.

Doing pretty good at this.

Holy crap, I'm still in this.

Wait, is Koishi really about to die? Am I really about to capture Genetics?!

HOLY SHIT I DID IT I FINALLY CAPTURED GENETICS (pichuun) (last of my bullets onscreen hit Koishi) (BONUS FAILED)

...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I have no name]

2 things here.
1.
Youmu, I've captured your last word before, but that doesn't mean you can keep killing me right after timeslow ends.  It's really not fun.
2.
This week's special challenge.
WHY LUNATIC I CAN'T EVEN BEAT THAT YET WHY CAN'T NORMAL BE ON THE LIST I COULD POTENTIALLY PERFECT THAT

EDIT:
So, annoyed at myself for not saving a replay of my perfect Eirin, I went to do it again.
I failed with 2 seconds left on Astronomical Entombing.  Come on, I got the bubbles and Apollo 13, why you so mean Eirin

Also, I'm getting really tired of EoSD freezing for a split second every time I get to Scarlet Meister, meaning it ignores my input-and I die.  This happened 3 times tonight.  Also, WHY IS THE ONLY ONE OF REMILIA'S LUNATIC SPELLS I CAN CAPTURE HER 3RD ONE

[Elysia]

Something is very wrong with this picture.

(If you're wondering why this is in the rage thread, it's because I discovered this glitch after what I thought was a perfect stage 5 pacifist, which would have been an amazing achievement had it actually happened in a functioning game.)