Touhou Rage Thread XI Online

[ふねん1]

Except that I don't particularly enjoy dodging bullets that come from behind me.

Dear Reimu,
Please stop trying to have sex with Utsuho's sun bullets. It's getting annoying and Utsuho's given them hitboxes, her form of a restraining order.

Thank you,
Every Touhou 11 player ever.

You probably don't know about me then. :V

Seriously, just keep a reasonable distance from the suns. For the first two cards, their hitboxes are the same size as their sprites, though they're smaller for the third (that makes you able to sit in between where they orbit and just dodge horizontally). In general though, when you see something that big coming at you, it should be natural to just want to get the hell out of its way.

Forbidden Arcanum "Hourai Elixir" Lunatic
I can't capture this T_____________T I keep dying on the Mishaguji-sama part

Stay slightly above the bottom of the screen, and position yourself just below where the bullets cross, that way they'll move right around you. I should still have a replay in that IN sticky that shows what it looks like.

[I have no name]

Forbidden Arcanum "Hourai Elixir" Lunatic
I can't capture this T_____________T I keep dying on the Mishaguji-sama part

Dodge the bullets in either lower corner, much easier there.

[MTSranger]

Alternatively, I simply dodge a few characters right of the center. Works equally well imo.

[Byaaakuren]

Stay slightly above the bottom of the screen, and position yourself just below where the bullets cross, that way they'll move right around you. I should still have a replay in that IN sticky that shows what it looks like.

Dodge the bullets in either lower corner, much easier there.

Alternatively, I simply dodge a few characters right of the center. Works equally well imo.

I'll try those Thanks :3

Anywho, I decided to have another go at EoSD Hard even though I haven't done so in a while. Patchouli took out 5 of my lives T_T

[Zodiac]

I'll try those Thanks :3

Anywho, I decided to have another go at EoSD Hard even though I haven't done so in a while. Patchouli took out 5 of my lives T_T

stage 4 is the hardest stage portion in EoSD (in my opinion) . Especially green books before Koakuma always kill me everytime when I trying to 1cc EoSD lunatic few months ago.
and also last stage part before Patchy is pretty hard ,too.
PS. Your avatar is really cute ~! <3 <3 <3

[Byaaakuren]

stage 4 is the hardest stage portion in EoSD (in my opinion) . Especially green books before Koakuma always kill me everytime when I trying to 1cc EoSD lunatic few months ago.
and also last stage part before Patchy is pretty hard ,too.
PS. Your avatar is really cute ~! <3 <3 <3

Re: Avatar
Thanks <3 It's soooo adorable

Re: Stage 4
I don't find it to be that bad, I didn't have trouble during the stage as it's all memorization. I bombed the books right before Koakuma. Ended the stage with only one death.  However, I kept messing up during both of Patchouli's NDL. Her Spell Cards, I kept running into stuff :<
Maybe I'll play Stage 4 on Lunatic. I also haven't done that in a while

[Esper]

but Hell's Artificial Sun is easy...
and if you meant Subterranean Sun, I nearly captured the hard version first try-would have except RNG throws wall at me and I decide to go through it.
This was in a 1cc attempt by the way, but I had 2 lives so whatever.

I go to try to capture Aya's 2nd spell on lunatic, I'm about to, and then...my brother comes over, distracts me, and I die.  Also die to the first set of Momiji bullets and dodge the rest.

Uh NO it isn't, at least for me. I do not work well AT ALL with gravity mechanics in a Shootemup game. I've ran into the RED ORB BULLETS because I'm too fucking stupid to realize that moving left or right means that you're technically going northwest/northeast, maybe north based on position, and that your movement itself isn't affected by gravity but your position draws you to the center gradually and the force gets stronger and stronger as it goes on.

I HATE IT.

[Zengeku]

I gotta admit, I'm not a fan of Subterranean Sun either but since there isn't really any way to bypass the attack, you might as well learn how to do it.
What I usually do is to keep myself as close to the bottom of the screen as I can. Then I use horizontal movement to adjust my position so that the white bullets will pass by me so I don't have to do those risky diagonal moves.

If you can't seem to find a gap through the bullets, you'll have to either take a risk and dodge around them or bomb it. But really though, its not very hard by final spell standards. I'm hard pressed to think of even one except Miko's that's less difficult.

[Zodiac]

hell's tokamak is really hot ,too. You need sunglasses for that spell in ultra mode ~! BD
Subterranean Sun -- Gravity is so stong . Sometimes I push down key constantly and then accidentally hug red bullets .

PS. Hello Zengeku.

[MTSranger]

Uh NO it isn't, at least for me. I do not work well AT ALL with gravity mechanics in a Shootemup game. I've ran into the RED ORB BULLETS because I'm too fucking stupid to realize that moving left or right means that you're technically going northwest/northeast, maybe north based on position, and that your movement itself isn't affected by gravity but your position draws you to the center gradually and the force gets stronger and stronger as it goes on.

I HATE IT.

I don't like that spell either, but it's seriously not that hard.
I mean, down, left, down, right, .... repeat ad infinitum. For later phases, hold down longer.
It's not THAT complicated unless you stray really far from below Okuu.
The only thing that kills you easily is the white bullet wall, for which you simply let gravity pull you through after you've aligned to the right gap - and you can do this quite accurately because when you move down left of Okuu, you move 0.1 pixels right, and vice versa if you were on the right side of Okuu. The gravity drawing you back to the center actually helps towards dodging those tiny gaps.

[Zil]

when you move down left of Okuu, you move 0.1 pixels right, and vice versa if you were on the right side of Okuu. The gravity drawing you back to the center actually helps towards dodging those tiny gaps.

Yes, exactly. It's becuase of that that I was able to no focus this spell, something which I expected to be completely beyond me. If end up moving too far to the left or right when aligning with a gap, you can back up and let gravity correct your position.

[I have no name]

Ok, really Nitori?  Really?  That's 3 times I've NDNB'd you to your last spell, and 3 times you've killed me on that.  So this time, after you kill me 10 seconds in, I decide to try to time out the rest for practice.
AND I GET IT.  The spell is a minute long, so I dodged enough for 2-3 captures in a row there.  The hell.
Why can't I just capture this, I'm only missing 6 spells in all of MoF, and this is one of them, and a further 1 is on hard mode.

[Zil]

Well I finally have something to complain about as well.
I tried to timeout the DS version of PWG by taking 9 of the 10 required pictures to get it to the final phase, then going completely pacifist. It's 200 seconds long, and I got down to 17. :V
At least it's pretty fun.

EDIT: Forgot to mention it was because my keyboard betrayed me. That's why this is rage and not derp.

[Esper]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I FUCKING HATE YOU TOUHOU 13 I FUCKING HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M GOING TO GO PUNCH AND STAB THE SHIT OUT OF ZUN AND THEN DOUSE ALL OF HIS WOUNDS IN BEER TO MAKE HIM FEEL HOW HIS KIDNEYS FEEL AND THEN I'M GOING TO SHOW HIS NEARLY-A-CORPSE FORM TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY YOU STUPID FUCKING DANMAKU GAME ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS A FUCKING SCORING RUN BUT FUCKING NOPE NOPE FUCKING NOPE INSTEAD LET'S KILL JONATHAN AND MAKE HIM FEEL ABSOLUTELY AWFUL AFTER SLAVING AT THIS GAME FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE A GOD DAMN HOUR (This game takes about 30 minutes to play normally, imagine trying to time out every card that has a shitload of bullets flying at YOU) IF NOT FUCKING MORE I CAN'T EVEN DO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS NOT DIE IN THE SECOND FUCKING STAGE WHEN THIS GAME WAS MY FIRST NORMAL 1CC PLAYTHROUGH I AM ABLE TO PERFECT RUN THROUGH UTSUHO'S FIGHT AND YET I CAN'T EVEN DO SOMETHING AS EASY AS MAKE A SCORING RUN OF A FUCKING EASY SHOOTEMUP GAME THAT NOBODY FUCKING LIKES BECAUSE THEY ALL THINK IT'S TOO GOD DAMN EASY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I GAVE YOU A GOD DAMN CHANCE SO HOW ABOUT GIVING ME SOMETHING IN RETURN LIKE I DON'T KNOW A GOOD FUCKING CHANCE INSTEAD OF RUINING MY TIME BY STRESSING ME OUT WITH ALL OF THOSE FUCKING BULLETS THAT ARE JUST CHEAP AS FUCK I HAD A SHITLOAD OF BOMBS HELL I EVEN FUCKING DEATHBOMBED ON THAT LAST DEATH BUT NOPE INSTEAD YOU JUST DON'T REGISTER ME PRESSING X BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING SHITFACE GAME WHOSE ONLY JOB IS TO PISS PEOPLE OFF AND SLOW DOWN THEIR FUCKING COMPUTERS, OFTEN EVEN CRASHING THE DAMN THINGS

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEIFUCKINGHATETHISGODDAMNGAMEANDISWEARIFIT'STHELASTTHINGIFUCKINGDOIAMGOINGTOFUCKINGKILLMONONOBENOFUTOANDMAKESURESHEDIESAHORRIBLEANDPAINFULDEATHTHATEVENTHEYOUKAIDOWNINHELLTHEPEOPLEUPINPANDAEMONEUMHELLEVENTHESTUPIDFUCKINGWORLDOFGENSOKYOWOULDCRINGEINFEARANDDESPAIR

[Skyler]

rage

Considering all the raging posts you're making I would suggest taking a break from the games. Being that mad at something and then carrying on with it isn't going to help much (although admittedly it does help let off steam).
Although if someone told me I should take a break I probably wouldn't listen, but then that's just me..

[I have no name]

I think he's exaggerating for comedy factor.
It's working.

[Esper]

Partial yes, partial no.

I am exaggerating my anger somewhat so that it's more than "Fuck I suck at Touhou 13.", and more "FUCK YOU TOUHOU 13 GO DIE IN A GOD DAMN FIRE", mostly because I like to make people laugh. Hell, even I'm laughing at my posts. But seriously, if I were to take all of my anger from Touhou 11 (FUCK YOU SATORI-YUKARI SPELLS WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS EASY AS THE SATORI-PATCHOULI SPELLS) and put it in here, I'd probably fill a full page or with my nonsense and get banned because I icosaposted (Posted 20 times in a row), but ah, I just exaggerate it because it helps let off steam.

Considering all the raging posts you're making I would suggest taking a break from the games. Being that mad at something and then carrying on with it isn't going to help much (although admittedly it does help let off steam).
Although if someone told me I should take a break I probably wouldn't listen, but then that's just me..

Simple rebuttal: I'm fucking addicted and I need help.

[Elysia]

There is something horribly wrong with this picture.

And it doesn't help that that shottype is the worst shottype I've ever played, even without the problem in the linked picture (which thus far has been exclusive to it). Curse my compulsion to 1CC with every shottype. Ah well, at least the worst is behind me.

[Esper]

OW OW MY FUCKING EYES FUCK FUCK OW

MY COMPUTER DECIDED TO HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF ITS VIDEO CARD FREAKOUTS AND IT NEARLY BLINDED ME WITH FLASHY FUCKING COLORS WHEN I WAS PLAYING TOUHOU 7

MY FUCKING EYES AND THAT PICTURE DOESN'T HELP A BIT.

[I have no name]

I have a great idea!  Let's go play PCB extra!
*dies a dozen times to the stage before Chen with ReimuB
Fine, let's make the stage easier so we can GET to Ran.
*switches to SakuyaA
*gets to Chen first try
*perfects Chen
*dies to the last set of streaming fairies
*dies to the stage another dozen times and Chen twice
*finally gets to Ran
*dies to her ridiculously easy first spell via 1 pixel clip

[Esper]

Oh god my fucking stomach... I just fucking played Touhou on Lunatic for the past four hours...

Games played were 6 and 8... UGH.

[I have no name]

SANAE'S FIRST SPELL ON LUNATIC
WHY DO YOU NOT LET ME SURVIVE EVEN 10 SECONDS
WORST DESIGNED MOST STUPID SPELLCARD EVER

[Esper]

MARISA KIRISAME ON LUNATIC
WHY DO YOU NOT LET ME GO WITHOUT BOMBING ON MORE THAN TWO SPELLS
I CAN CAPTURE FINAL MASTER SPARK WITHOUT FOCUSING OR SHOOTING AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BUT I CAN'T CAPTURE DOUBLE SPARK FOR SHIT
FUCK

[Marisa Kirisame]

I dunno if this is fuel for rage or fuel for crying but here goes this one:

Playing EoSD EXtra with Reimu A after clearing it with Riemu B and Marisa A.

Gets to Flandre just fine.

Dies a couple of times but it's because I can't do maze of love worth a damn.

Gets to Q.E.D. Ripples of 495 Years.

Gets game over as the finish dialogue comes up..............

*headdesk**Headdesk**headdesk*


*....then cries in rage and sadness....and pain from the headdesking.*

EDIT: I went ahead an uploaded the replay for others to view that kind of hurt and to answer questions of those who may as how it is posisble to die with the finish dialogue coming up.

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=5162

[Marisa Kirisame]

Seriously Nue, why can I do the rest of your fight ok but get eaten alive at Terror of Heiankyou?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I CAN"T BEAT UFO EXTRA BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN THING!!!!!!

It just gets too muddle for my not so ok eyes and I die ba lot and most times don't even get to the 3rd phase.

[Skyler]

MARISA
WHY DO YOU HAVE STARS
WHY DO THEY MOVE EVERYWHERE
WHY DO THEY MOVE INTO THE EXACT SPACE I'M GOING TO GO
WHY ARE YOU HARDER THAN REIMU
ಠ_ಠ

[XephyrEnigma]

Disclaimer: this is not a usual run, usual runs end at Stage 5 or so.

Okay, so, what the hell? Seriously.

I mean, things start off okay, typical stage 1 run, Stage 2 I made two obvious mistakes, so obvious that pointing them out would be stupid. I... seemed to recover from them. Stage 3 is what starts pissing me off. especially since ALL of those deaths could(and should have been) counterbombed. And suddenly I get to stage 4 and am blindsided by a freaking dart. Sometimes I wonder why I bother trying to deathbomb things in any game that isnt TH7 or 8. -_- (nevermind that I know you need to be faster everywhere else)

[I have no name]

MARISA
WHY DO YOU HAVE STARS
WHY DO THEY MOVE EVERYWHERE
WHY DO THEY MOVE INTO THE EXACT SPACE I'M GOING TO GO
WHY ARE YOU HARDER THAN REIMU
ಠ_ಠ

Reimu is harder.
(going off of lunatic) My last run of Marisa captured 3 spells and NDNB timed out another.   Funnily enough i only messed up Event Horizon (2nd midboss one) which used to be the only one I could do.  I can't do either of their nonspells so those don't bug me as they're all one bomb each-and Reimu's spells are murderous.

[Elysia]

...I take back everything I said about MB SanaeB being the worst shottype ever. She has absolutely nothing on SanaeC.



See those wave things? Those are coming from the enemy fairies. There's one among the suns Sanae is shooting. See if you can find it. Oh wait, you can't.

And that's just in stage 1.

[I have no name]

Is that...Utsuho support?
I've never played MB, so I'm only speculating, although now I'm intrigued by it.