Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)

[Schezo]

Hurts does it?

And since you don't seem to care Dormio, no one will mind when I kidnap you.  We'll be leaving now.

[Polaris]

You guys are really helpless, aren't you? Two heads but no plan nor opinion.

In our defense, Conq and I are only contributing like one half of our head each. So it's technically one head if you do the math properly. :C

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

no one will mind when I kidnap you.  We'll be leaving now.

Could you be gentler than you were last time...?
... I don't think that my body can handle something like that again... :ohdear:

[Bardiche]

Stupid Austria, i, it's not like we're not trying to kill you, or anything! It's j, just... w, we're biding our time, that's it!

[Conqueror]

You guys are really helpless, aren't you? Two heads but no plan nor opinion.

Winging it is a completely legit strategy.  :colbert:
Also, this way my plans have a 100% success rate.

[Dorian White]

As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I kindly ask for all those that have any complaints or concerns about the Imperial and Royal Opinion to direct them to someone that actually cares.

As much as we approve of his intention, there is still a mistake we can not tolerate. He is of course free to be as cute and lovable as he likes but it's ?Reichskanzler? and not ?mascot? of Austria, does he understand?

Hurts does it?

And since you don't seem to care Dormio, no one will mind when I kidnap you.  We'll be leaving now.

He can believe it or not, it does.
We provided him a lovely residence in Salzburg that he can enjoy his exile and how does he thanks us our kindness, he elopes with our Reichskanzler!

In our defense, Conq and I are only contributing like one half of our head each. So it's technically one head if you do the math properly. :C

That doesn't make it any better, we offer you Salzburger Nockerl and Vanillekipferl and all we get back from you are some half baked waffles.

Could you be gentler than you were last time...?
... I don't think that my body can handle something like that again... :ohdear:

There are affairs not even a Kaiser should interfere in ~
This liaison has our blessing, now get married and have children.

Stupid Austria, i, it's not like we're not trying to kill you, or anything! It's j, just... w, we're biding our time, that's it!

It's all Russias fault, everything would be way easier for us if our dear Czarina weren't so busy molesting us ... well with other things.

Winging it is a completely legit strategy.  :colbert:
Also, this way my plans have a 100% success rate.

We can't say that we can follow you or do you mean that you make your plans in retrospection?


His most tsundere majesty
Dorian von Habsburg

[PX]

I blame Hero. I have not done anything in this game so far.

[Schezo]

Oh look, someone not in charge and therefor can help Dormio. Please come with me you two.

[Conqueror]

We can't say that we can follow you or do you mean that you make your plans in retrospection?

Isn't it funny how retrospective plans always work?
Lose a territory -> Tactical retreat
Failed assault -> Wanted to make it a fair fight
Get backstabbed -> I'm giving up and donating all my land

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

As much as we approve of his intention, there is still a mistake we can not tolerate. He is of course free to be as cute and lovable as he likes but it's ?Reichskanzler? and not ?mascot? of Austria, does he understand?

What I do in my free time is none of your business!

There are affairs not even a Kaiser should interfere in ~
This liaison has our blessing, now get married and have children.

B-but... I wanted to wait until I was older...
Now I'm ruined for marriage...
*Dormio cries in the corner*

[ActionDan]

Notice!

Like the Russia we all know and love (not loving Mother Russia is treason!) Italy has elected former prime minister Shadoweh into the presidency,  whilst former president ActionDan has been elected prime minister.

I hereby grant Shadoweh express jurisdiction over Italy's armies and navies until her term is up five days from now.  This includes express permission to issue orders for this upcoming phase. 

Remember Shadoweh, our allies are [Redacted],  and our plans are to [Redacted].

Good Luck!     

[capt. h]

As king president acting general on behalf of the Spanish armed forces, I would like to voice my displeasure with Italy's plans. I fear that the [redacted] on [redacted] will only prolong our border dispute, and I doubt that [redacted] is acting in Italy's best interest.

[Conqueror]

I doubt that ITALY is acting in Italy's best interest.

[Shadoweh]

*wakes up from drunken stupor*
Eh, whuzzat? I'ma prezidunt o'... OH SHI-
*Bzzzt broadcasting error*

[Dorian White]

I blame Hero. I have not done anything in this game so far.

Well then, it was a pleasure to talk to him, he is now free to depart, but he also have to behave well sometimes! Does he know how to do this?

Oh look, someone not in charge and therefor can help Dormio. Please come with me you two.

What does this portend? Barely married and you already start to have affairs? If that's the way you handled things then it's good that we have end your Sodom and Gomorrah regimen!

Isn't it funny how retrospective plans always work?
Lose a territory -> Tactical retreat
Failed assault -> Wanted to make it a fair fight
Get backstabbed -> I'm giving up and donating all my land

Oh well. Why aren't we surprised at all?

What I do in my free time is none of your business!
B-but... I wanted to wait until I was older...
Now I'm ruined for marriage...
*Dormio cries in the corner*

Silly Dormio, we told you that you become Reichskanzler and that you get two hundred thousand Schilling per year as well as the title duke of Baden, no one said anything about ?free time?. Also, you are of course ?ruined for marriage? if you are already married, but you should keep a close eye on this Schezo Casanova.

Notice!

Like the Russia we all know and love (not loving Mother Russia is treason!) Italy has elected former prime minister Shadoweh into the presidency,  whilst former president ActionDan has been elected prime minister.

I hereby grant Shadoweh express jurisdiction over Italy's armies and navies until her term is up five days from now.  This includes express permission to issue orders for this upcoming phase. 

Remember Shadoweh, our allies are [Redacted],  and our plans are to [Redacted].

Good Luck!   

Elections? That explains a lot of things! Populist regimens only plan from one election to a another and they lacking the loving care of a centuries old dynasty. It seems that the rats deserting the sinking ship. Well we intent to change things here soon.

As king president acting general on behalf of the Spanish armed forces, I would like to voice my displeasure with Italy's plans. I fear that the [redacted] on [redacted] will only prolong our border dispute, and I doubt that [redacted] is acting in Italy's best interest.

Ah he most be the Spanish emissary, we are sure that you will like to hear that we plan to move our <censored> from <censored> into <censored> to seriously <censored> <censored> next year.

Indeed, our sentiments exactly.

*wakes up from drunken stupor*
Eh, whuzzat? I'ma prezidunt o'... OH SHI-
*Bzzzt broadcasting error*

Well, woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. ~
Whose wine? ~ What wine? ~ Where the hell did I dine? ~
We hope the Heurige we send you was to your taste.^^


His most tsundere majesty
Dorian von Habsburg

[PX]

Turkey has taken it's next move. We have decided to merge with Austria and help rebuild the Third Reich. All we need is Austria's consent and we can bring Germany back into this game.

[Lexicat]

Oh Dorian~ You're so cute :3

[Bardiche]

>45 minutes to go
And here I panicked when I got a reminder in my PM box to send in orders... six hours ago!

Conqueror, stop stalling and send in orders.

[Kitten4u]

Austria:
A bul - gre
A mun Holds
A ser Supports A bul - gre
F tri Supports A tyr - ven
     Support cut by Move from Albania.         
A tyr - ven
     Bounced with ven (1 against 1).

Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
 
England:
A bel Supports A ruh - bur
F eng Supports F pic - bre
F iri - mao
A lvp - edi
F lon - wal
F pic - bre

Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
   
Italy:     
A alb - tri
     Bounced with tri (1 against 1).
F ion - tun
A mar - gas
     Bounced with gas (1 against 1). Dislodged from bur (2 against 1).
     The Army in Marseilles cannot retreat; unit destroyed.         
A pie Supports A ven - tyr
     Support cut by Move from Gulf of Lyon.       
F tun - wes
F tys Supports F tun - wes
A ven - tyr
     Bounced with tyr (1 against 1).

Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
   
Norway:
F ber Holds
A kie - mun
     Bounced with mun (1 against 2).
F nth Convoys A nwy - den
A nwy - den
     Convoy path taken: nwy - nth - den.
A ruh - bur
   
Russia:
F con - ank
A mos Holds
A pru Holds
F rum - bla
     Bounced with arm (1 against 1).
A sev - arm
     Failed because  F arm - bla failed.
A sil Supports A mun
F stp Holds
A ukr - sev
     Failed because A sev - arm failed.
 
Spain:
A bur - mar
A gas Supports A bur - mar
F lyo - pie
     Bounced with pie (1 against 1).
A naf - cor
F wes - cat
 
Turkey:
F arm - bla
     Bounced with rum (1 against 1).
A smy - con


Build orders are due October 7 at 8 PM EDT (no fancy counter)

[Bardiche]

Gentlemen. Nordic forces have entered Spanish territory. Surely you understand what this means! THIS IS WAR, SPAIN. YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.

[Kitten4u]

Alright, internets are done exploding, so the pictures are up.

[capt. h]

Gentlemen. Nordic forces have entered Spanish territory. Surely you understand what this means! THIS IS WAR, SPAIN. YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.

Get in line.

[ActionDan]

Poor shadoweh couldn't handle the Wifom!

[Conqueror]

I think Italy keeled over. 

[ActionDan]

I told Shadoweh to work from F lyo - Pie

I see Pie S

[Pesco]

That's what you deserve for stealing pie.

[Dorian White]

Turkey has taken it's next move. We have decided to merge with Austria and help rebuild the Third Reich. All we need is Austria's consent and we can bring Germany back into this game.

We take that as a no, and counting doesn't seems to be his strong point either.

Oh Dorian~ You're so cute :3

W-well a-are we? ? W-we don't know, ? b-but if our dear Czarina says so then ? who are we to disagree? ? O-oh dear, is it just our imagination or is it really so hot in here all of a sudden?

>45 minutes to go
And here I panicked when I got a reminder in my PM box to send in orders... six hours ago!

Conqueror, stop stalling and send in orders.

How impatient of you.
But now we are all excited about what the new update will bring.

Gentlemen. Nordic forces have entered Spanish territory. Surely you understand what this means! THIS IS WAR, SPAIN. YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.

Oh he again, well it would be nice if he could tell us which ?INSOLENCE? he is talking about exactly.

Alright, internets are done exploding, so the pictures are up.

We are still intrigued how this ?folding makeup mirror? is able to tell us where our troops are. Modern technique is so exciting, isn't it?

Get in line.

Quite so, the more danger, the more honor!

Poor shadoweh couldn't handle the Wifom!

Maybe she just had too much of it? What is kind of odd cause the wine we offered her were quite ?dry?. In vino veritas, but honestly who can really handle the truth?

I think Italy keeled over. 

An accident! We are so very sorry about that.

That's what you deserve for stealing pie.

Indeed, and Piedmont is a extra delicious Pie with lots of cherries on the top.^^


His most tsundere majesty
Dorian von Habsburg

[Conqueror]

[18:10:09] <Shadoweh> I like how Kitten said she needs my build orders
[18:10:19] <Shadoweh> It almost makes it sound like I'm building something

[Kitten4u]

Austria:
Builds A bud
Builds A vie

England:
Builds A lon
   
Italy:
Removes A alb
Removes F tun
 
Norway:

Russia:

Spain:
 
Turkey:


Orders for spring of 1904 are due October 10 at 9 PM EDT (watch countdown)

[ActionDan]

It's time to send in our stock of cute fuzzy kitten photos.  Tis' our secret weapon.