>So DollS has the power of The Infinity Blade, The Prototype, and the Kamashii_Kanjou armor in a doll which my spirit inhabits. QUICK. ATTEMPT TO USE PAWAHS TO SELF-EVOLVE DOLL AND REAWAKEN.
5: You struggle to regain your own consciousness, and you almost succeed on several occasions, but in the end all your efforts are for naught.
> Share cake with Shadoweh and Schezo to celebrate Shadoweh being alive again. 
6: You throw a party with Shadoweh and Schezo to celebrate the return of the Kittenblock. Shadoweh and Schezo bring their own cakes to share, and many good times were had!
>Take away Dormio's microphone and reduce his essence into Shadoweh, and through this act of courage and valor, resurrect explosively and obliterate Kitten4u's cake in the process.
5: You steal Dormio's microphone and laugh. No mic? Unstable connection? Everybody picks on him? Why, it's Shadoweh! With Dormio out of the picture, you bring yourself back to life and you're about to continue on your rampage and destroy Kitten4u's cake when Dormio reappears behind you. And he looks rather pissed about how you reduced him to Shadoweh. You are deleted before you can do anything else.
>Equip all zombies with screen doors and pails to put on their head before resuming war with the plants.
6: Having dealt with the immediate dragon threat, you stick a screen door and pail onto each of the zombies before you end your armistice with the flowers. With your new armaments, it seems like you might actually win this endless war.
Roll to dodge!4: Of course, you were not simply sitting around as the zombies increased in strength, either. With the mentoring from Yuuka, you manage to hold off every wave of zombies, extending the endless war between plants and zombies.
>KILL ALL MANKIND (except my supporter (at least you tried)) AND MAKE IT HAPPEN REGARDLESS OF ROLL NUMBER.
6: After being called Gob one too many times, you snap. You rise from your grave purely with sheer rage and vow vengeance on everyone and everything.
At the end of this update, everybody must roll to dodge a crazed murderer!> Load up my twinked backup save game.
1: You delete all your twinked save files. You can't believe that you once relied on such underhanded methods.
> Revive Youkai Jesus
3: You try to extract Youkai Jesus' spirit from the doll, but find that it is bound too tight. Trying to handle spirits also make you feel somewhat ill. (-1 roll)
>Freeze the World.
6(+1): You and Cirno decide that, in the interest of the fairies of course, a frozen world would be the best world. Cirno begins channelling her powers, the ground around her freezes. You help her by tapping into your own powers to freeze the world around you and the ice spreads further and further, until the entire world is covered in a layer of ice. Cirno collapses once she's done, and you're rather tired too. It was worth it though, to see people tripping on your winter wonderland.
Everybody will suffer a -1 roll in the next end of update roll!>STOP BEING GENERIC GOSH DARNIT
2: You do everything in your power to try to stop being generic. New hairstyle, new clothes, new identity. But none of it matters. You cannot escape the life of a generic NPC.
>Use the mightiest of the Elders to erase the Doll Army , Flower Army AND the Zombies in a single Blitz.
5: With the remaining dragons from the previous attack, you take on the doll army, flower army, and zombies simultaneously.
Roll to dodge!DollS- 6: Your army of dinosaurs, dolls, and fairies rips through the dragon that dares to attack you. In fact, you launch a counter attack at GuardianTempest.
German Flower Youkai- 6: Yuuka defends you from the dragons, firing off a master spark at them so that you and the zombies can fight in peace.
Marokuu- 2:Unfortunately, you and your zombie forces take a lot of damage whilst trying to fight off both a dragon and flowers at the same time.
Roll to dodge!4: With the help of the other elders, you manage to hold back DollS' armies.
Roll to dodge!1: However, neither you nor the elders can stop the massive laser heading in your direction.
GuardianTempest has lost the game!> Find Ran and rest on her tails.
2: You have no form to search or rest on tails with.
> Roll a number larger than 2
6: You feel fantastic, and still alive!
Biohazurd has reentered the game!>Fire? Let's roast up some tasty marshmallows! Let's roast up all the marshmallows.
1(-1): You work to put out the fires that you caused, repenting for your horrendous actions.
> so disappointed that she's going to train me and my comrades to gain more resistance against things that beat down flowers like fire, explosions, screen doors, ... (even thought that this training would not be so effective because Yuuka)
5(-1): Yuuka can't have her precious flower lose another battle. She cares for you and your brethren, developing resistances within the lot of you against a variety of factors. And it only hurts a little!
>attempt to end the world
2: Neither you nor your butter knife are up to the task. The world is simply too much for you. You decide to dance instead.
> Watch people try to end the world from the safety(?) of the void.
5: None of them can touch the void. Unfortunately, you can't do anything from here, and it's boring.
> Remember that I had Reraise cast on me.
1: Your build sucks, what kind of healer would waste their time buffing
you?
>Distill my essence and take over the broken husk of Dormio's computer.
4: You take over one of Dormio's computers, however, the fact that it's Dormio's computer means that you have to break it. You can't resist, even if it means breaking yourself.
>Find Squwakers to insert hand into and remove (1) heart.
3: You insert your hand into Squawkers to remove one heart. It feels kinda gross. (-1 roll)
Roll to dodge!4: You have a heart removed from your body, but it's not like you need them to survive, right?
>Blow up a space colony!
1(Wounded): You disembark from the gundam, you need to get the thing properly fixed before you try anything. As you step out of the cockpit, you trip and fall out of the gundam, adding to your injuries enough so that you manage to kill yourself.
Zengar has lost the game!>Have both the World Fish and myself warp to another dimension for safety.
4: After having been attacked, you decide with the world fish that the best course of action would be for the two of you to travel to another dimension for safety.
>Join the game!
2: Dormio refuses to acknowledge your entry, there are already too many people playing this damn game. But it's not like that's going to stop you from playing too, right?
>gain sentience.
1: You continue to mindlessly carry out DollS' orders.
> Spawn deep underground as a tiny piece of mycelium. A fast growing one. A very very fast growing one.
6: You start off as a single hyphae, but you grow. You grow and grow and grow, replicating much faster than any other mycelium until you break through to the surface. Of course, you're still growing.
>Equip Kanako's butt pretzel thing
2: You try to steal Kanako's shimenawa and are promptly kicked out of the Moriya shrine.
> Fight the power and PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
4(+1): You row, row, and fight the powah! After all, yours is a drill that will pierce the heavens. You transcend the heavens themselves, and it feels awesome. (+1 roll)
>Gundamjack the GP-02 and repaint it to look like Utsuho.
3: You're not quite sure where you got the GP-02 from, but ask no questions and you'll receive no lies. You begin painting the GP-02 to make it look like Utsuho with some lead paint. You had to use lead paint, considering the nature of the GP-02 and Utsuho, but you can't help but wonder what working with all that lead will do to you. (-1 roll)
> Use the essence of winter in a last ditch effort to revive myself before heading to the Sanzu.
3: With the disappearance of spring, you try relying on winter to save you. Unfortunately, it would seem as though a lack of spring does not make the winter any stronger. In addition, you waste enough time messing with the forces of winter to miss your trip to the Sanzu.
>Make a copy of Pesco's save file and use it to get back into the game.
3: You copy Pesco's save file and attempt to use it to get yourself back in the game. Pity you copied his corrupted save.
>Disperse corpse into void energy and take over the bodies of several outcasts, break them down into void energy, and reform them into a new body. If it works, use said dramatic revival to scare them into place.
3: You disperse your corpse into the void... where it is assimilated and disappears. You didn't really think this through, did you?
>Support JOB.
6: You support Gob Bluth by referring to him by his original name, JOB. By doing so, you manage to avoid Gob Bluth's blind rage.
yuyukos is immune to the end of update roll to dodge!> Join death and upon entering,
2: You fail to team up with or even meet Death.
> Stop being dead.
1: There's no way you're getting caught up in that mess again. You stay dead, the Mystia's can't hurt you if you're dead.
> Celebrate being alive by hugging Schezo like K4U always wanted. Do not attempt to stab him in any way.
5: You follow Kitten4u's wishes and hug Schezo over cake. Without stabbing him this time. Schezo hugs you back, and there is a rather heartwarming scene. You know, being like this isn't so bad. (+1 roll)
>DECIDE THAT YOU MAY NEED SOME HELP AFTER ALL, AND RE-ATTEMPT TO RECRUIT GAMZEE.
3(Wounded):
You can't do this alone, anymore. You call on your trusted friend, Gamzee, who, upon arrival, immediately decides that he must kill you and begin painting with your blood. Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer has lost the game!> Expand upon mu Doll Army's ability to teleport and make a sub-dimension to hide and organize my Army, my Navy and my Air Force in as well as hide myself from the coming destruction.
4(-1): You create a small pocket in space to hide with your doll army, leaving behind the fairies and dinosaurs in the process. Your forces may be smaller, but at least they're easier to control. (-1 roll)
>Prevent attempts to destroy the world by having everyone Dance, including players who have lost.
4: You dance, preventing anything from hitting the actual topic this turn.
Gob Bluth is about to stab you, roll to dodge!Kitten4u- 4(-1): You angrily order Gob Bluth to leave, after he so rudely interrupted your party. You give him your patented kitten stare, and eventually he relents.
Marokuu- 6(-2, Wounded): Rin covers for you, ordering the zombies around to hold off the flowers as you fight mano-a-mano with Gob.
日巫子- 5(-2): You hide from Gob and lie in wait, however the ground is rather cold. By the time he leaves, you're feeling rather cold. (-1 roll)
Hero999- 2(-1): You're lying there on some ice when some rude person comes up and stabs you! Cirno shakes you as the world around you grows dark.
Hero999 has lost the game!Biohazurd- 3(-1): There you are, celebrating the fact that you rolled something high, when somebody shoots you in the leg right out of the blue. (Wounded)
Purvis- 1(-1): You wish you hadn't put out all those fires, you're frozen in place as Gob stabs you. Repeatedly. Before setting your corpse on fire. And then dancing on it. You think he may have some pent up frustration with you.
Purvis has lost the game!German Flower Youkai- 4(-1): Your flowers manage to hold back the crazy dude with a knife as Yuuka fires off sparks at dragons, but the chill is affecting you rather heavily. (-1 roll)
DrRawr- 4(-1): You take your butter knife and fight Gob to the death. That is, until your knife gets chipped. You immediately stop to let your butter knife recover in peace, ignoring all the knife wounds you're getting as Gob stabs you. You can always apply bacon later. (-1 roll)
Schezo- 1(-1): As you pull the heart out of Squawkers, you fail to notice that somebody has just run a knife through yours. You try replacing your heart with Squawkers', but find that your body rejects it. You can hear Kitten4u yelling at someone to leave as you fall to the ground.
Schezo has lost the game!Squawkers- 1(-1): Your fish takes you to a land that in can thrive in, a planet composed only of water. There is no air for you, and despite all your attempts to grow gills in the next minute, you drown.
Squawkers has lost the game!Crow Cakes- 1(-1): You enter the game, only to see Gob waiting for you. Damn spawncampers.
Crow Cakes has lost the game!Omba- 4(-1): Gob hacks and slashes away at you, but you grow too fast for him to eliminate you. Eventually, Gob just gives up. It is annoying to have had your growth interrupted like that though. (-1 roll)
Sanrisa Laser- 3(-1): No sooner are you kicked out of the Moriya Shrine when some crazed maniac leaps at you with a knife before he runs away screaming. You're bleeding, and you have no idea what the hell just happened. (Wounded)
PX- 3: You're all alone in the deep reaches of outer space. With nothing to aim for, noone to motivate, you're unsure on what to do. (-1 roll)
Hanzo K.- 3(-1): You launch a defensive nuke with the GP-02. It keeps Gob the hell away from you, but you almost kill yourself in the process. Who knew that nukes had such a large radius? (Wounded)
Shadoweh- 3: Gob holds you at knifepoint, and you're rather terrified. That is, until your saviour Kitten4u sends Gob away. It was a rather frightening ordeal though. (-1 roll)
DollS- 3(-2): Due to a small mishap, your personal space collapses on itself, crushing you and and your doll army.
DollS has lost the game!Bob- 6(-1): Upon seeing the ferociety with which you Dance, Gob calms down and stops his rampage, even joining you in dance. (+1 roll)
