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Actually... Yes I can~ :3
A pleasant (or not so pleasant) person stands in... some area.
It just so happens that today, the 1st of December, is the start to a glorious countdown!
It could be to 'the end of the world.' Or it could be to Christmas. You're not sure.
Despite this, you still aim for... something... I don't know, I can't read every mind in existence, you know.
My point is, you have a big adventure ahead of you. And at the end, a prize awaits!
No one knows what the prize is; but it is said to be glorious... Or not. You'll have to find out.
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>This is a Roll to Dodge (RtD) adventure game! Anyone can enter at any time!
>This game will only be for this month, due to the 'countdown' nature of this session. No one knows for sure WHEN it will end, but we'll see.
>The area you start in depends on your initial post!
>If you wish to take part, simply type a colour (just ONE colour, people) and then whatever action you wish. Like this...
>Purple.
>Erect a Christmas Tree.
>Those who wish to take part but do not make it in before the first update, you must also post this!
>If a colour has been posted, YOU CAN STILL PICK THAT COLOUR TOO! I do want a good mixture, but I'm not limiting people on what they can and not pick. ^^
>After the initial post, you will write in one action per post.
>Your actions will be targeted by the wonders of a D6! Except... not all the time. I have dice featuring 4, 8, 9, 10, 16 and 20 sides to play with that I will use at my pleasure.
>NO KILLING ON DAY 1! Any attempts to do so will be censored for delicious surprises~
>This will very likely be a 24-hour routine; aka, a daily update on my side of things. When the next day starts in my time-zone (that's GMT +0... the UK if it helps), I'll be aiming to get the post up as soon as I can... sleep routines allowing; I can't stay up till mid-night all the time.
>The order of actions will NOT ALWAYS happen in the order they are posted. This is so that it doesn't always matter how quick you are to the thread; after all, this IS a game with a timer, if you will. Think of it like not knowing what's behind the next day.
>And remember... you are yourself... unless something happens. :V
>Also remember... HAVE FUN! Be as serious as you want, or be as stupid as you want. But at the end of it all, IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN! XD
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Players... Assemble!
CHOOSE
YOUR
COLOUR
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>Blue
>Seduce the GM.
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>RGB(88,89,225)
>Prepare to kill tomorrow.
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>Violet.
>Buy everyone a shot of irish whiskey.
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>Purple
>Do grocery shopping, but end up on ADVENTURE.
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>Cyan
>Build a self-replicating Shanghai Doll
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>Purple
>Use a master seal and promote
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> White
> Gather ALL the arms.
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>Neon Purplish-Yellow
>Orange
>Examine surroundings for flammable objects.
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> Brown
> Acquire lemons.
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Tactical Gray Tacticool Black
>Soon?
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>Green
>Obtain d100 and use that to roll
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[pesco]>
Yellow Staff perk tag
> Expect to wake up on a grassy field[/pesco]
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>Rainbow
>Eat grass
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[purvis]>Colors? Fuck that noise, I got a tag.
>Corner the tin market.
[pesco]Oh right, I should use mine too[/pesco]
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>Red
>Build rocket
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>Pink
>Master my sneak and pickpocket skills
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>Octarine
>Summon an army of hyper-intelligent fairies
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>Burgundy
>Summon a pile of medical supplies
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>Maroooooooon
> Open the Door
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>Blue
>Create an Army of Monster Girls.
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> Lime green
> Scavenge the surroundings for makeshift weapons.
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> Azure.
> Construct a Tesla rod.
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> Red!
> Build a blanket-fort.
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>RGB(255, 63, 0)
>Locate the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
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The actions, and results, of December the 1st!
Dormio
>Blue.
>Seduce GM.
3!
Everyone knows that blue is the colour of SCIENCE! So much so that when you found this lab not long ago, you dedicated it to...
Oh who am I kidding. You?re trying to flirt with me already! Consider it ?not very effective.? In fact, consider that whilst I paint a target on your lab for your GREAT ADVENTURE! :V
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Biohazurd
>Azure (For lack of a title for the colour code in question >> )
>Prepare to kill tomorrow.
1!
Meanwhile, in a building not too far away...
You?re asleep. You lazy baka~ :V Best wake up soon; or you?re looking at a -3 on any action done against you.
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Sourfang
>Violet.
>Buy everyone a shot of Irish whiskey.
4!
Chilling out all day, every day. Man, what a life! You sometimes think how thankful you are to have been granted such desires. You?re so happy that, no matter where anyone is right now, they are getting a charming shot of Irish whiskey! Don?t ask how that works; leave that to Yukari.
{DRINKS FOR ALL! A drunk roll for any character still awake at the end of the day.}
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UncertainKitten
>Purple.
>Do grocery shopping, but end up on ADVENTURE!
1!
Such a beautiful colour! Too bad that you forgot what sort of privileges you can take advantage of. For example, you could have had someone do all your shopping for you! But no, you had to try and go out yourself... And somehow forget to not curl your tail round solid objects that won?t move when you jump quickly ?out the door.?
Consider yourself unconscious from trying to leave your place of residence. Better shake that off soon, or you?ll be looking at a -3 on any roll against you.
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Alliterator
>Cyan.
>Build a self-replicating Shanghai Doll.
4!
Frowned upon for representing ?a light blue that somehow gets bunched up with the greens,? you took matters into your own hands! Your plan? To build a Shanghai Doll with self-replicating capabilities. The result? A lovely success. Somewhere, a youkai doll-maker smiles.
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Schezo
>Purple.
>Use a master seal and promote.
3!
Such things seem so easy up here. Everything just goes so smoothly for you...
And then you hear UK fooling around again. She probably knocked herself out good this time. The seal can wait a little while; besides, you have to find the damn thing first.
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Smashy
>White.
>Gather ALL the arms.
5!
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
Every single plastic arm in your room flies towards you; including your own arms, which start circling round your head.
It?s a good thing they are attachable... and metal at that. They won?t be breaking anytime soon.
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Laser Turtle
>Orange.
>Examine surroundings for flammable objects.
5!
The thoughts of Pyo-like tendencies runs in the strangest of people. For you? Well, let?s just say that you?ve spotted key objects that could easily be... flammable.
In fact, you could say your entire town... could erupt into flames with the right spark!
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Kasu
>Brown.
>Acquire lemons.
3!
A village is pretty nice. Lots of space... lots of mud... Guess you need to brighten things up!
But lemons are so hard to come by. You swear someone keeps swiping them when you least expect it. Despite that, you find one sitting on your table when you get home.
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Tempest
>Tacticool Black.
>Soon (TM).
3!
It?ll be so soon, it?ll hurt everyone!
Including you!
Gosh, why did you have to be stuck in a f***ing void?
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No Name
>Green.
>Obtain d100 and use that to roll.
5!
No one keeps an eye on your lovely life long enough to see outstanding things happen... That might be about to change.
You hack the system to obtain a d100... I?m sort of surprised you pulled that off without things blasting your house down.
Your future rolls will now be dealt with a virtual d100.
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Pesco
>Staff-perk tag. (Dark blue?)
>Expect to wake up on a grassy field.
6!
You expect to wake up on a grassy field...
You wake up in a field with every piece of grass a different colour; like a rainbow of grass.
This is going to be a crazy day!
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YJ
>Rainbow. (ONE COLOUR, BAKA!)
>Eat grass.
1!
YOU DIDN?T EVEN FOLLOW RULE NUMBER 1! Rainbow is not a SINGLE COLOUR! It?s a lot of colours. You couldn?t even eat the damn grass because you dove headfirst into it and knocked yourself out! Great job! You?ll get a -3 on whatever action goes against you if you don?t sort yourself out.
Also, you have no colour. Congrats~ :V
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Purvis
>I got a tag! (Pink or Dark Blue?)
>Corner the tin market.
4!
Got to stick with the tags! No tin can escape your might! And quite frankly, the less sense it makes, the better.
At least the grass is colourful today.
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BT
>Red.
>Build rocket.
2!
A wonderful brick house. A lonely ?middle of nowhere? location. And how do you choose to spend your time?
Building a rocket... Well, a mini-rocket...
Okay, so you couldn?t get hold of anything you wanted. So you made a tiny rocket out of LEGO.
Gosh, you feel so down. -1 to your next action.
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PX
>Pink.
>Master my sneak and pickpockets skill.
2!
You know what?s worse than representing such a light colour? Being a terrible pickpocket. I mean, you hit every possible person, scattered stands everywhere, and obtained nothing for your troubles.
Also, your ankles really hurt. -1 to your next action for being in a state of pain.
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Draco
>Octarine. (Grey)
>Summon an army of hyper-intelligent fairies.
1!
Everything exploded in your face as a child. Which is a shame... Magic was beautiful to you back then.
Now you can?t even summon a bunch of fairies for some fun... Such a dull and boring life... Like grey, for that matter. Whoever thought that grey should represent ?magic?s colour? must have been bloody drunk!
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SirChaotick
>Burgundy.
>Summon a pile of medical supplies.
4!
That charming border between red and brown... Gosh, you love that border so much!
During your usual wishing for items, a pile of first-aid stuff and over medical supplies tumble out of a nearby closet. Guess you won?t be needing much help for a while.
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Raikaria
>Maroooooooon.
>Open the door.
3!
You often wonder what colour representation has to do with anything. But then again, you?re well known for not caring about much.
Like that door you just walked through. You kicked it down because it wouldn?t open properly. You really need to stop mis-placing your keys... Not that you care.
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Hero999
>Blue.
>Create an Army of Monster Girls.
3!
Sharing with a mad scientist is one thing; having the annoying bugger invade your side of the house is another. Still, you do share common goals; and your mission to create an Army of Monster Girls certainly didn?t float by without a word or two from him.
Too bad all the bodies you two have messed with are... not very compatible... meaning they?re dead. At least there?s one in stasis that has an active life-bar.
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Marukyuu
>Lime Green.
>Scavenge the surroundings for makeshift weapons.
2!
Limey lime. Limey lime. And to think I never received such lines. Well, you certainly have. :V
Included in your recent search for weaponry, was a lime... another lime... and a battery. Yeah, this sucks.
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Raitaki
>Azure.
>Construct a Tesla Rod.
3!
While you assure yourself that projects can be built on any dream, you wonder if Bio in the other house is capable of staying awake long enough to do so. Not that it bothers you; though an extra hand in this specific project would be nice.
You receive a nasty shock, and drop the rod onto the floor; sending more sparks across until it finally eases up. You really need to get better gloves. -1 to your next action.
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Puppy-chan
>Red!
>Build a blanket-fort.
6!
WAG WAG WAG! WAG WAG WAG!
You gaze upon the wonders of an achievement not even you predicted. This isn?t just a fort made out of blankets...
This is a full on castle. A sturdy, strong castle... with the inside walls, floors, and everything else decked with pillows, blankets, quilts, cushions, towels and other soft and/or comfy things you would normally sit or rest on. This is... THE PERFECT PLAY-FORT... EVER!
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Hanzo
>Orange
>Locate the Scarlet Devil Mansion
2!
There?s always one, isn?t there. Always one who has to set off for the luxury of the Scarlet Devil Mansion...
And of course, someone has to forget the map. You are horribly lost as a result; great job.
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{You each receive an Irish Whiskey. Let?s see how well you fare.}
ROLL TO STOMACH YOUR DRINK!
Dormio : 3. You feel like you should have regretted that drink. But you don?t! Because what?s worse than a mad scientist? One that is fuelled by ALCOHOL of course!
Sourfang : 2. You decide to take one for the road since you?ve given everyone else one. It?s quickly swiped from you though. Guess rules are rules.
Alliterator : 2. A drink appears rather suddenly; causing you to fumble. The entire drink spills onto the doll. This could get messy.
Schezo : 4. As you head down, you take a drink of... huh. Wonder how that got there? Oh well, it was tasty enough. Best not have too much though.
Smashy : 6. You feel a drink appear before you; but you can?t see it. Before you know it, every arm in the room is holding a drink. This is going to be a looooooong day. {Smashy must post an alcohol-related action, or miss the entire day by default.}
Laser Turtle : 1. Down in one shot. Well, I guess you can dream of rainbows and cakes now. {If you don?t wake up, expect a -3 on any action dealt against you.}
Kasu : 4. You also find a drink, and since you need it, you down it in one. Tastes pretty nice. Maybe you?ll use this lemon for alcoholic inspiration... or not. :V
Tempest : 6. Someone tries to give you a drink. In doing so, you feel yourself being pulled into... something. And now you?re falling through thin air. Well, that escalated quickly. {Tempest must post an air/air-element related post or hit the ground on default.}
No Name (Rolls a d100) : 74. Time to test the brand new dice on some favourable Irish Whiskey. Turns out very well indeed. So well, in fact, that you made an exact copy of the drink... What do?
Pesco : 1. A drink? How nice! This?ll be... what the?! There is no drink! That shady figure over there just stole it from you and is running away!
Purvis : 4. Upon your over-whelming success, you accept a drink from a mysterious figure and smile. Nothing like the taste of the Irish to congratulate you on a dazzling victory.
BT : 3 ? 1 = 2. You attempt to drink to wallow down your sadness... But you really couldn?t handle that whiskey! You?re going to have fun tomorrow. {-1 to your next roll due to... well, what do you think? :V }
PX : 4 ? 1 = 3. Alcohol! The solution to all problems! Well, not every problem; but it?s certainly making you forget about the pain you?re in... Not sure how long that?ll last though; or how well you?ll feel later.
Draco : 3. Actually, that sounds like a great idea! You happily take the magical glass of alcohol and down it straight away! It doesn?t get you drunk... but a couple more would certainly do the trick!
SirChaotick : 1. And just when you least it expect it... you hit the floor after one shot of whiskey. This is why you don?t drink near medicine! {Best wake up soon, or it?ll be -3 to actions done against you.}
Raikaria ? 6. And a drink for not giving a f**k seems pretty nice right now. In fact, the door seems to agree with you. The pieces smashed away re-form, the door floats up, and fixes itself; before closing. You didn?t see it happen, of course; too busy enjoying a fine drink.
Hero999 ? 5. Hmm. Whiskey is on the menu now? Can?t say no to that! After a long sigh upon finishing it, you feel fired up! {+1 to your next action! Good for you.}
Marukyuu ? 5. A quick drink changes that, though. You feel like, for some reason, these limes could provide you with a great deal of energy... It might be the alcohol, but something just feels so... right! {+1 for inspiration! Have fun with your next action.}
Raitaki : 2 ? 1 = 1. And if things couldn?t get any worse, you don?t seem to be able to hold alcohol like you used to. Mind your head on the way down. {Wake up! Wake up or see a -3 slapped onto any roll against you!}
Puppy-chan : 4. As you skip along the mattress flooring of your castle, you slam back a drink... and demand another! A couple of seconds later, you receive one with a message ?just this once.? You smile, and down it, before jumping along.
Hanzo : 3. You slouch down, only to find a drink nearby. Odd. You drink it without even thinking about what could be in i... OH, WHISKEY! Did whiskey ever taste like this before? Gosh, that certainly woke you up.
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DAY 02 NOW BEGINS! Have fun, my friends~ <3
Also, please note, I won't be writing a report at the end of each day saying who has what... unless they are dead. So it's your job to make sure... you know your place~ ;)
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> Get on the floor.
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>Use sleep talk
Oh and that colour is closest to malibu apparently. And it's more purple than blue :/
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> View the world through beer goggles.
> Mumble nasty things about Tesla, then attempt to build a taser instead.
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>Discover to our horror that there's still some blood in our alcohol stream. We can't go adventuring like this. Amend this at once with unnecessary amounts of SCIENCE!
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> Get on the floor.
>Walk the dinosaur.
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(It's actually Vermillion, I just wanted to be snippy for a change. :V But eh, I'll roll with this.)
>Real Men don't need no steenking maps! Real Men carve pathways through dimensions to reach their destinations with the help of The Power (http://gaogaigar.wikia.com/wiki/The_Power)!
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Dark Green
Score another victory of war for the catgirl empire
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My luck has been good so far.
>Attempt to obtain a 're-roll' ability for rolls of the bottom 33%
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> "99 bottles of beer in my hands, 99 bottles of beer... Wait how am I supposed to take them down from a wall if I'm already holding them and really WHO CARES?"
> This much beer can only mean one thing: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Do we still need to post colors after the first post?
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>Teal
>Phone a friend
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>The Colour out of Space
>GAIN POWERS OF ADAPTABILITY AND INVULNERABILITY
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> Create a monopoly on alcohol
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>WAKE UP! THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLEEP! I HAVE AN EVERYTHING TO BURN! CHARGE UP MY TURTLE SPARK AND GET READY TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IN A HIGHLY DIRECTIONAL LASER POINTED AWAY FROM ME!
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[purvis]Having cornered the tin market and enjoyed a drink, move on to corner to the cardboard market.
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>Gain enough xp to level up to 20 in Druid.
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>Go on a journey to get my Master Seal
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[pesco]Check grass for weed[/pesco]
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>Um well whoops. Try to shake that off D:.
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>Paradrop into the wonderful world of San-effin'-Paro (http://www.apbrwiki.com/wiki/San_Paro)...hopefully in one of the safer places.
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>Grab a bottle of alcohol dehydrogenase from the pile and ingest it post-haste!
(I better have spelled that right)
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> Time for HYPER DRUNKEN SCIENCE! Build an Optimism Device (9)K? out of the battery and one of the limes!
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> White
> Acquire a BattleMech.
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> Turn the lemon into a combustible lemon.
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(Not legally allowed to drink yet here~)
>Focus on the last one alive to form mecha monster girl.
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> Climb to top of the blanket-castle-fort!
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Lego? JUST AS PLANNED. Now we have a model. Plus, lego is amazing.
>Abduct rocket engineer.
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>Octarine. (Grey)
Whoever thought that grey should represent ?magic?s colour? must have been bloody drunk!
I take issue with this statement! Octarine is clearly a greenish-yellow purple. If you think it's grey, then you clearly cannot see it yourself. :P
>Concoct and enact a fool-proof tm plan to restore our magical competencies.
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The actions, and results, of December the 2nd!
NekoRex (NEW ENTRY!)
>Dark Green
>Score another victory of war for the catgirl empire
5!
With kittens going missing all the time, war calls for greater causes. And your army are infamous, to say the least.
You?ve long moved on from your old village. And this victory shall be your sweetest yet! The entire city is yours! NR?s Cat-girl Empire is truly moving foward!
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ActionDan (NEW ENTRY!)
>Teal
>Phone a friend
2!
You choose to phone a friend... But there was never a question to answer...
You throw the game across the room and swear vengeance on all the blues who shunned you long ago. In your rage, you hit yourself. -1 for sheer stupidity.
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qMyon (NEW ENTRY!)
> White
> Acquire a BattleMech.
3!
Just because you can, doesn?t mean you can. Or however that saying is supposed to go.
You?d get your dream fulfilled if you had something of such... quality. But instead, you hear glasses clanging, and an arm whizzing past your head. Makes you wonder why your friend even collects those silly arms.
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Bio
>Use sleep talk.
6!
You mumble in your sleep... But your dream is of an EPIC ADVENTURE! Your clone is shaking you wildly; trying to shake every bit of truth out of you. But you?re having none of it! You slip out of the clone?s grip and give the bugger a well-deserved slap. Everyone knows that no one should... OW!
You... slapped yourself awake! Your cheeks are burning red, and you have tears in your eyes. At least you can get on with stuff now.
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Raitaki
> Mumble nasty things about Tesla, then attempt to build a taser instead.
4!
That damn Tesla! Couldn?t just play ball long enough. And as you mumble in your sleep, something hits you! Enough to make you wake up! A taser would be a great substitute! And so, you make a taser... and it was good.
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YJ
>The Colour out of Space
>GAIN POWERS OF ADAPTABILITY AND INVULNERABILITY
3!
YOU HAVE NO COLOUR! You represent nothing!
However, you really want to try your best to get on with things... And whilst you struggle to understand that certain powers like ?invulnerability? are hard to come by, you at least wake yourself up with a better understanding of how to adapt.
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SirChaotick
>Grab a bottle of alcohol dehydrogenase from the pile and ingest it post-haste!
5!
You flail around in your sleep to obtain a bottle that not only will help you with the alcohol, but might actually wake you up. It opens up all over your face! You wake up, scream, and run around, before finally plunging your face into a bucket of water.
You?ll learn someday...
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LaserTurtle
>WAKE UP! THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLEEP! I HAVE AN EVERYTHING TO BURN! CHARGE UP MY TURTLE SPARK AND GET READY TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IN A HIGHLY DIRECTIONAL LASER POINTED AWAY FROM ME!
4!
The screaming inside your head triggers every possible reaction from your body. You flip onto your feet and channel a monumental spark away from you. The result? The entire town you were in is levelled. You are all that?s left.
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UK
>Um well whoops. Try to shake that off D:.
2!
In your bid to wake up... you simply fail in moving at all. For some reason, your tail is refusing to let go of whatever it wrapped itself around earlier...
Your body just hates you at the moment, it seems. -3 until next time, it seems.
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Raikaria
>Get on the floor.
4!
You don?t give a f*** about adventuring. So you drop to the floor instantly. Maybe you?ll just chill out there for a bit...
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Alliterator
>Walk the dinosaur.
3!
Your ears tingle for some bizarre reason, and you feel like doing the dinosaur. Your legs and arms twitch and almost pull themselves apart trying to mimic the... dance...
Yeah... maybe that wasn?t such a good idea. Least no one saw that.
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Tempest
>Paradrop into the wonderful world of San-effin'-Paro...hopefully in one of the safer places.
2!
Your hopes and dreams are free to wander... Too bad the void?s darkness seems to follow you in the form of rotten luck. You?re nowhere near your dream location... and you just plummeted straight through the roof of someone?s house. Stupid parachute; breaking off mid-decent.
You?re pretty sure you saw someone spazzing out beside you... might be the blurry vision though. -1 to your next action due to falling through a roof... enough said.
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Dormio
>Discover to our horror that there's still some blood in our alcohol stream. We can't go adventuring like this. Amend this at once with unnecessary amounts of SCIENCE!
3!
SCIENCE SHALL SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF BLOOD MIXED WITH...
Wait, what the hell were you thinking? You don?t cut yourself open like THAT! That?s just ridiculous. Trying to kill yourself is a terrible idea... and that kind of hurt. Guess the alcohol really isn?t helping the situation.
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Hero999
>Focus on the last one alive to form mecha monster girl.
6!
You approach your lone subject and go through as many theories as you can. Suddenly, something clicks! And before you know it... A Mecha Monster Girl is born to the world; fully operating. In her place... is another one, who also steps forward. And in her place, is another... and another...
Your room is quickly producing an endless supply of MMGs! (MMG count shall be reported at the end of each round.)
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Hanzo
>Real Men don't need no steenking maps! Real Men carve pathways through dimensions to reach their destinations with the help of The Power!
3!
THE POWER SHALL HELP ONLY ME!
It seemed like a great idea at the time... until your belief landed you floating above a lake... which your belief decided would be a great time to let you drop. Roll to swim at the end of this round!
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No Name {d100}
>Attempt to obtain a 're-roll' ability for rolls of the bottom 33%
25!
Yeah... if you thought I was going to allow this, you had another bloody thing coming. Your d100 explodes, taking your left hand with it. -1 for your next action due to lack of one hand. Also, your rolls are now decided with 2 d20s, as that was all that was left behind from the explosion of dice!
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Smashy
> "99 bottles of beer in my hands, 99 bottles of beer... Wait how am I supposed to take them down from a wall if I'm already holding them and really WHO CARES?" This much beer can only mean one thing: PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
6!
All these arms... all these drinks... You know you can?t handle all these drinks on your own. So what better way to get them dealt with... A PARTY! Before you have a chance to put a drink down, Pinkie Pie bursts into your place. She seems so excited that she tells you that everyone got an invite! And by an invite, she means a mysterious aura of magic that will be bringing every single person, not dead, straight to your place!
... What a glorious pony! {Everyone shall be rolling to attend a drinking party. Anyone with Rolls to do beforehand must do them first.}
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PX
> Create a monopoly on alcohol
3!
You think back to those glorious days, when Monopoly meant the start, and potential end, of friendships. This combined with alcohol would be a magnificent investment! Except you dropped the monopoly board on your feet, and the alcohol is nowhere near you...
This is why you can?t have nice things.
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Purvis
> Having cornered the tin market and enjoyed a drink, move on to corner to the cardboard market.
5!
This is getting magnificently stupid. The cardboard never saw it coming! Everything is going your way, and nothing can stop you! Your only concern is how the other side of things is going... But knowing your partner, you?re sure there are... fun times to be had.
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Pesco
>Check grass for weed
6!
Ignoring the idiot who stole your drink, you search the grass for potential traces of weed. You get a tap from someone on the shoulder; whose rabbit ears you can just about make out. She offers you your drink back... before telling you that what you?re searching for is not just dropped randomly.
She also mentions a special process for merging two beings together. She hands you a mysterious item, before running off to the spot she previously stood at... like nothing ever happened.
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Sourfang
>Gain enough xp to level up to 20 in Druid.
2!
Having your previous drink robbed from you, you decide it?s time to get outside and do a little training. However, your entire body falls through a gap, and you end up on your backside; right where you were originally sitting. -1 to your next roll for a... little bump~ :V
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Schezo
>Go on a journey to get my Master Seal.
4!
You have your goal in mind. You grab your backpack, step over the unconscious kitten, and storm out the door. Your journey has only just begun!
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Marukyuu
> Time for HYPER DRUNKEN SCIENCE! Build an Optimism Device ⑨K? out of the battery and one of the limes!
1 + 1 = 2!
You slam the lime and the battery together in the hopes it?ll do something glorious for you.
It blows up half of your house. -1 for... I don?t even know how you get a -1 for that without rolling for it; stupid dice rules. >>
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Kasu
> Turn the lemon into a combustible lemon.
3!
You may not have any engineers, but you?re going to make a combustible lemon no matter what! You?ll show everyone who, ow, Kasu Joh, ooowww! You didn?t think it would be THIS hard! Nevertheless, you get the lemon done. You?ll have fun with this baby! XD
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Puppy
> Climb to top of the blanket-castle-fort!
3!
To explore or not explore... So many things to do. The top of the castle is so tempting to you... but all these corridors... and all this fluffy goodness. You get easily distracted.
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BT
>Abduct rocket engineer.
4 ? 1 = 3!
It takes you a great deal of courage to go about abducting someone; let alone an engineer who would probably laugh at your mini rocket. You get punched in the face for your trouble, and you quickly leg it back to your house. That didn?t go smoothly at all.
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Draco
>Concoct and enact a fool-proof tm plan to restore our magical competencies.
1!
A ball of grey smoke explodes in your face! You slip away into a life where everything just grows around you; and you can?t do anything to stop their urges. In this world, they call it ?50 Shades of Draco Grey.?
Draco is dead due to ?overwhelmingly bad written urges.?
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Hanzo must roll to swim... or go GLUB GLUB!
Hanzo : 6. The water carries you right in front of the mansion you were seeking all along. What a friendly lake!
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EVERYONE TO ROLL TO PARTY! (Except Draco... who is dead.)
NekoRex : 1. Party? What party? You?re too busy watching your neko army decide which house you should stay in. No time for parties!
ActionDan : 3 ? 1 = 2. The pain just won?t go away long enough for whatever aura you just felt lift you up. -1 for the lingering pain.
qMyon : 1. You say no the second you see Pinkie Pie there. Not that THAT is going to stop her. Guess you?ll have to hear her our until someone shows up...
Bio : 3. You?re still waking up as an aura takes over. You struggle at first, but then you hear the promise of drinks... and stop. You find yourself in a new place... with lots of arms and a pink pony coming straight for you! Oh boy.
Raitaki : 1. Magic and electricity never do too well... That?s what you think, anyway. You have fun touching your new taser!
YJ : 3. Just as you start to come to terms with stuff, you find yourself whisked away to a place with lots of drinks. You go to grab some, until you spot a certain pony nearby. You quickly try to go the other way, but she is right by your side! XD
SirChaotick : 4. But not today! You find yourself whisked away to a charming place with... more drinks! As if this didn?t help with your lesson, Pinkie Pie shoots over to say hi. Talking ponies... whatever next.
LaserTurtle : 1. You?re too busy laughing with the sheer amount of EVIL you just committed for some silly friendly aura to take you anywhere!
UK : 5 ? 3 = 2. Being asleep makes transferring anyone a sinch! You slowly wake up at the sound of some pony rambling on about parties and drinks. -1 for being a little bit sleepy... still.
Raikaria : 2. You?re just chilling out, doing nothing much, when an aura arrives; wanting to take you away. You don?t care about that sort of stuff, so it vanishes.
Alliterator : 6. Your spazzing body suddenly leaps into a dancing frenzy as you appear in a place you don?t recognise. Pinkie Pie loves this, and joins in. You never thought dancing with a pony could be so much fun!
Tempest : 2 ? 1 = 1. Too... much... pain... need... rest. You pass out. Best wake up soon, or you?ll be facing a -3 for any actions against you.
Hanzo : 4. You take a step forward to your dream come true... only to suddenly be pounced on by Pinkie Pie in a very different scene. Welp!
Dormio : 2. Science doesn?t have time for fancy games; especially when one alcohol problem is still being solved.
Hero999 : 3. You go to stabilize the creation process, but get whisked away into a fairly odd party. A pony runs up and welcomes you with a drink. Odd...
No Name : 5 + 1 ? 1 = 5. Magic tempts you with parties and drinks. You tell it to f*** off. Pinkie steals one of your dice. You?ll be rolling with 1 d20 from now on.
PX : 1. A pick-pocket who can?t even play monopoly doesn?t deserve a big party... not that it bothers you too much.
Purvis : 3. The markets take so much of your attention, yet you always seem to be rewarded with drinks. Except a certain pony wasn?t part of this plan. Can?t win them all.
Pesco : 1. You have a pretty item in your hand. It?s pretty much telling you that there?s a lot to do. So no parties for you... for now.
Sourfang 4 ? 1 = 3. You tell Yukari to knock it off. She replies by dumping you into the middle of a party. Pinkie Pie is impressed by your butt-crashing entrance. Your butt, however, disagrees with the landing.
Schezo : 4. And no sooner have you hit the road... you?re at a party! There?s just no end to this madness!
Marukyuu 5 ? 1 = 4. You feel like falling over and fainting from that. But instead, you are surrounded by people... lots people in a different place. And a very loud, talking pony. Guess you?ll take a drink for the road.
Kasu : 3. You don?t have enough time to marvel at your lemon before you are zapped away. However, the lemon didn?t like that, and exploded; sending you crashing into the gates of... the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Also, -1 to next roll for the explosion.
BT : 5. After taking a well-earned punch to the face, a drink would help your mood. Good thing Pinkie Pie is running a party! No sooner have you magically appeared, the lovely pony gives you two drinks asap. You feel better already! +1 to your next roll in the name of Pinkie Pie.
Puppy : 6. A party? WITH PINKIE PIE!? You tweek the magic field that?s trying to take you away, and reverse it. Suddenly, POMF everywhere! Those at the party are now in your comfy castle. All the drinks are fine, not a drop spilt. Everyone adapts to the place quickly, and the best thing is... PINKIE PIE LOVES IT! You just became her new best friend... Well, BEST HUMAN FRIEND! This is the BEST PARTY EVER! :3
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ :3 )
Draco
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DAY 03 NOW BEGINS! Have fun, my friends~ <3
Just so you know, being dead does not mean your adventure is over. You can still do stuff. And you can bring yourself back if the rolls are in your favour.
But remember, be creative. I don't like seeing people spam the revive action... and wording it differently won't help your cause. So watch out~ ;)
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>You know what screw ADVENTURE, I'ma find a sunbeam and lay in it like a good kitty.
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>Apprentice myself to Fluttershy as both student and guardian.
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Darn, phase 2 of my
evil plot to become invincible has failed...
>Find someone to get my hand back
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>pearl mystic turquoise
>write a short story that induces uncontrollable weeping in others
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>We can't function with all this blood mixed in our alcohol stream, and all this blood is preventing us from properly operating a scalpel to remove the blood ourselves. Instead, we shall locate the nearest loli vampire to alleviate our blood problem.
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>screw the blues. Unite all the off-blue colors
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>declare a free-for-all color war. Seek similar shades for alliances.
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Bolster catgirl army further using citizens from newly conquered city, indoctorinate all those who dissent with extreme prejudice. The Catgirl Empire demands total support from all lands under it's rule.
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> Raid the mansion for lemons.
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>Lose all my money
(Watch me roll a 6 :V)
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>ACHIEVE CTHULHU POWERS
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>Search the castle for strange alien artifacts.....and a rainbow cannon. Everyone loves rainbow cannons.
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[purvis]>Normally it would be time to enjoy the party and equine antics, but it's an emergency!
>Neuga, ziena, zieber, zom... Now the chosen time has come... Exchange this Youkai Jesus' life for...Draco's!
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>Find a party at this party to help me continue my quest
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> Declare this isn't a party.
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> Alcoholic Beverages... Horses... 3rd day... clearly this means I must plant flags everywhere!
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[pesco]Puff and pass the smoking grass[/pesco]
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>Bash the hallucinant pony over the head with the nearest bottled beverage.
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>Rope cast of Touhou into creating Danmaku: The Musical.
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>Brown, an especially unappetizing color for some.
>Become the Bob.
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>Desperation Sign - Gunner Lost in Vietnamese Jungles (Panic and grab my LMG, spraying bullet-frenzy on any threat within 10 meters of you)
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>Sprout wings.
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> Roast some juicy ANNOYING PONY steaks for the guests. It isn't a party if we can't BBQ an ANNOYING PONY!
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> Give everyone party hats.... and ride the pony!
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> Achieve god-level status of not giving a ****
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*GRUMBLE* I just got there dammit!
>Well, linger at the party for a while before using another Dimensional Tunnel to resume the trip to the destination!
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> Test the marvelous (or not) effects tasers have on youkai. FOR SCIENCE
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The actions, and results, of December the 3rd!
Conq
>pearl mystic turquoise
>write a short story that induces uncontrollable weeping in others
6!
An instant hit! A smashing success! Whoever thought that naming a book after your colour's faction would win every award possible!
You stroll through and collect flowers, trophies, and kisses from random cuties. You are living the life~ XD
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Bob
>Brown, an especially unappetizing color for some.
>Become the Bob.
1!
You have no idea how the hell you came into this mess of a place. I mean, everything thinks you're the s***... in every way possible.
To make matters worse, this 'Bob' character has been messing with your head for a long time. I mean, any comparison between you and Bob is... large to say the least.
You'll fight this Bob till the very end... As the Obb that you are!
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Puppy
> Give everyone party hats.... and ride the pony!
5!
It seems like this party is lacking something. Pinkie Pie agrees, and suddenly... POOF!
Everyone is wearing a party hat! Including yourself, obviously. You ask Pinkie if you can ride her, to which she happily agrees!
You ride Pinkie Pie around several corridors of your castle before returning to the party with a huge cheer!
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UK
>You know what screw ADVENTURE, I'ma find a sunbeam and lay in it like a good kitty.
1 - 1 = 0!
YOU LOVE AN ADVENTURE! So much so that you decide to slide up against Pinkie Pie and declare your love for fun!
She replies in such an excited manner that you may have just kick-started an EPIC ADVENTURE! With Puppy to boot!
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Sourfang
>Apprentice myself to Fluttershy as both student and guardian.
4!
You start to wonder about other ponies and ask Pinkie about Fluttershy. Turns out, she was shying away, like usual.
Despite the initial slow-start, you get talking quite nicely. Fluttershy welcomes a 'hero,' and would happily help teach you stuff.
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No Name {d20}
>Find someone to get my hand back.
4!
You take a look at your hand and wince. There has got to be something you can do about this...
You can't, for the life of you, remember who was good at fixing this sort of s**t. You'd best clean that blood up soon...
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Dormio
>We can't function with all this blood mixed in our alcohol stream, and all this blood is preventing us from properly operating a scalpel to remove the blood ourselves. Instead, we shall locate the nearest loli vampire to alleviate our blood problem.
1!
All you can think of lately is blood. How good blood must taste... How it happily splatters across the walls when you're performing scientific discoveries.
You crave a body to cut up... for science, of course! ANY BODY WILL DO! ANYONE!
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ActionDan
>screw the blues. Unite all the off-blue colors
1 - 1 = 0... :V
You hate your damn colour so much! Why did you even decide it would be a good idea to join this silly little thing!
You run over to the nearest window and jump through it... Roll to plummet... You know what I mean~
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NekoRex
Bolster catgirl army further using citizens from newly conquered city, indoctorinate all those who dissent with
extreme prejudice. The Catgirl Empire demands total support from all lands under it's rule.
6!
Every single person in your new city squirms in their place. They clutch their heads and fall to the ground. Before you can figure out what's going on, they all stand to their feet... but they are... all catgirls! You stare in dis-belief at this sudden turn of events...
You then smile and laugh... This is the start of something... beautiful!
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Kasu
> Raid the mansion for lemons.
4 - 1 = 3!
You decide to take this chance to slip away from the party and find some lemons!
You weren't expecting Puppy & Pinkie Pie to go for a ride around the castle, and as you hide away from them, you stumble down a flight of stairs.
No one ever heeds that damn warning anymore...
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PX
>Lose all my money.
6!
Everything just sucks so much for you right now! So much so, that what money you actually had... you throw it away! For no reason whatsoever!
In fact, since you don't need anything anymore, you throw yourself into a minefield!
PX is dead due to too many explosions and lack of wanting life!
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YJ
>ACHIEVE CTHULHU POWERS
3!
Someone loves watching in on your life... To the point of making sure you don't get anything.
However, this wish seems... very large. Too large, in fact. And so... you find yourself... with a crowbar.
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Raitaki
> Test the marvelous (or not) effects tasers have on youkai. FOR SCIENCE
6!
Finding a youkai to test on is the best idea ever! I mean, using tasers against them has to work... maybe it'll make them real limp!
You get slapped across the face. Before you can react, your taser gets thrown into your face. You brace yourself for it... but nothing happens... Yet you feel a tingling sensation running through your arms.
You have a very sneak feeling you just... gained the ability to generate electricity. O_O
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qMyon
>Search the castle for strange alien artifacts.....and a rainbow cannon. Everyone loves rainbow cannons.
3!
You commit to a search like no other! A search Haruhi herself would be proud of!
But you find nothing. Pinkie Pie doesn't like seeing you down, though; and whips out the RAINBOW CANNON!
Somehow, the girl riding her remains on her back.
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Purvis
>Normally it would be time to enjoy the party and equine antics, but it's an emergency! Neuga, ziena, zieber, zom... Now the chosen time has come... Exchange this Youkai Jesus' life for...Draco's!
1!
Whoever was watching over YJ has decided to let him live a little more. In response to this, you attempt to locate... erm... who was it that died again?
You can't seem to remember what their name was... That's pretty sad.
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Bio
>Declare this isn't a party.
5!
You take your stance in the middle of the room and begin to tell everyone how boring this party is.
Pinkie Pie hands qMyon the rainbow cannon, who proceeds to shoot you with it. Roll to RAINBOW at the end of the round!
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Smashy
> Alcoholic Beverages... Horses... 3rd day... clearly this means I must plant flags everywhere!
1!
The idea of flags is a ridiculous one. I mean, look at this party! Loud noise, drinks, rainbows being fired. IT'S AWESOME!
In fact, that rainbow looks real pretty! You fall onto your face after downing another drink. -2 for being... smashed!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Kanjou avoids all thrown veg and sharp objects.)
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Pesco
>Puff and pass the smoking grass.
2!
Smoking grass. Gosh, who thought that was such a good idea! I mean, grass can burn so easi...
Ah.
That escalated quickly. The entire field shot up in flames no sooner had the thought left your head. Best get to running. Roll to run at the end of the round.
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SirChaotick
>Bash the hallucinant pony over the head with the nearest bottled beverage.
4!
Some pony keeps flickering in and out of your vision range, and it's driving you CRAZY!
You grab the nearest bottle to you and crack it over the pony's head. Except it wasn't a pony...
END OF ROUND EVENT ACTIVATED!
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Alliterator
>Rope cast of Touhou into creating Danmaku: The Musical.
6!
This party needs more dancing! In fact, you could say a Musical would be perfect right now!
Seems like Yukari had the same idea, and drops every character in Gensokyo into the Castle. Yukari & Pinkie Pie make the main room break every boundary possible to fit them in as the cast break into the biggest and craziest musical ever seen. Pinkie Pie jumps in every now and then; much to some of the casts dismay. Thankfully, Puppy had sat down by that point.
The ending was so emotional, everyone cried. No one could have imagined Diamondback, facing the end like that, nevermind actually being involved in the first place. And Shino... oh gosh, Shino. That revelation... crushed so many hearts.
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Tempest
>Desperation Sign - Gunner Lost in Vietnamese Jungles
(Panic and grab my LMG, spraying bullet-frenzy on any threat within 10 meters of you)
1 - 3 = -2!
I don't know what else to say to you... I just don't.
Tempest died sleeping... Lost in dreams, if you will.
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BT
>Sprout wings.
4 + 1 = 5.
In the name of Pinkie Pie, you demand wings to fly with! Pinkie looks at you with a smile.
You don't quite get it, until you... wait what... WHAT?!
You... became a pony... A Pegasus Pony at that; complete with cutie-mark!
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Marukyuu
> Roast some juicy ANNOYING PONY steaks for the guests. It isn't a party if we can't BBQ an ANNOYING PONY!
1!
Having seen BT's transformation, you scream out your wish to become one too!
You quickly regret shouting it out so loud, because Yukari whispers something into your ear...
Now you're a pony too. You don't have wings though, but at least, like BT, you have a cutie mark.
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Raikaria
> Achieve god-level status of not giving a ****
3!
Whilst hitting such a tier is a long way off, it doesn't stop you from not giving a f*** at all.
You cross your legs, sit tight, and turn your back on everything. You will not be bothered by anyone, for you don't care!
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Hanzo
>Well, linger at the party for a while before using another Dimensional Tunnel to resume the trip to the destination!
5!
Your mind is still set on getting to the SDM. You aim to get a Dimensional Tunnel set up to get you back to where you were... but realize you didn't need to do so.
You feel yourself teleported straight into the center of the mansion in question. You feel so happy to be at your goal... Then you realize it is empty due to the musical that was just held... Silence...
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LaserTurtle
>declare a free-for-all color war. Seek similar shades for alliances.
1!
Colour means s*** all to you right now. In fact, it means so little, you know exactly what to do!
YOU DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE!!!
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Schezo
>Find a party at this party to help me continue my quest.
6!
You run up to Pinkie Pie and her group and ask for help on your quest.
Puppy agrees straight away; someone can't declare a war on the world and get away with it. You try to mention it's about your Master Seal, but Pinkie Pie is too busy going on about saving the world and the fun that could be had. Fluttershy and her 'protector' are also willing to help; and as Suika floats over, she points out, and forces the other two ponies over.
You didn't quite expect this kind of 'quest' to kick off on a mis-understanding... but this could be the end of the world.
Guess your 'seal' will be a sub-plot or something. :V
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ActionDan must roll to survive... a suicide jump?
ActionDan : 2. You hit the ground with a sickening thud. You feel your legs break instantly, and you twitch in pain. Somehow, you survived the fall... But that's the least of your problems right now. -2 for... well... broken legs and LARGE AMOUNTS OF PAIN!
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Bio must roll to RAINBOW!!!
Bio : 1. The rainbow cannon hits you square in the chest, and spreads throughout your entire body. The last thing you see is a bright, ponified version of everything before you explode into ribbons, springs, and other nice things...
Bio is dead due to RAINBOWS!
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Pesco must roll to survive the flames of grass!
Pesco : 6. You run for your life. You run as quickly as you can... and faster... and faster still. You don't quite understand what's going on until you peek behind. Your head feels a bit weird, and so do your feet. They seem very... rabbit-ish. Your hands are no longer holding anything, and that figure you saw in that spot is no longer there; just the cloak. You quickly forget about your new rabbit appearance and leave the fire well behind; without a single burn on you.
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Who did SirChaotick smash with a bottle?!
Number rolled : 4. Purvis take the bottle right on the head; crumpling to the floor in the process. Failing to trade Draco's fate with YJ became a minor thing quickly... Purvis gets a -2 for very blurry vision right now.
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ :3 )
Draco
PX
Tempest
Bio
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MMG Count : 22.
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DAY 04 NOW BEGINS! Have fun, my friends~ <3
Fun side note : If anyone would like to help create the Original Ponies that just appeared, feel free to speak to whoever got turned (BT & Marukyuu.)
As for the musical... if enough people vote for it, I'll write it fully at some point... Gosh, how would we go about doing something like THAT as a community; singing for roles and what not... :V (Shoutout to Spaztique and 'Diamond in the Rough' due to the Diamondback cameo.)
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>FINE! If I must adventure, I will! Get caught up in one of Melisande's plots.
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> Make not giving a f*** infect other people.
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Empty Mansion eh? Well, it'll do.
>Let's begin preparations to become the strongest of all Youkai! An Archfiend on par with the Scarlet Devil herself! It ain't much, but since the Mansion's empty, it'll do!
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>White but not that white.
>Fall from the sky and land on bus full of Will Smiths.
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> Stick the landing. If I'm falling down stairs I might as well make it awesome.
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>BLOOD! I need BLOOD! I can't live without some BLOOD! I will attack the next poster for their BLOOD!
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>Consume Hero999's soul and take over his body
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>Conquer a Village with MMGs.
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>Gain the ability to swap unfavorable rolls with better rolls of other people. This war isn't going to win itself!
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>Find Nitori to get an AWESOME ROBOT HAND
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With my recruitment drive a massive success, continue the conquest in the name of the Catgirl Empire!
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>let Dormio leech my blood so I may cure myself of the pain. That's how healing works right?
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>Let's see what else this baby can do! Set RAINBOW CANNON to rapid fire, and unleash it on the Catgirl Army for a Nyan-CatGirl Singularity! Watch out for overheating, though. RAINBOW OVERLOADS aren't good for you....or are they?
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[pesco]A burning field of Rainbow Grass means everyone got high, right?[/pesco]
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Mmm, I'm fine being Nameless Pegasus Pony, really! Marukyuu can be Nameless Normal Pony and we can form the GRAND NAMELESS PONY ASSOCIATION or something.
>Open a booth for FLYING PONY RIDES and get rich.
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> Start new game as rainbow ethereal beast.
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LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, KANJOU! (http://i47.tinypic.com/wmb7gz.jpg)
> Set out on a perilous adventure to regain human form! A guy named Lucius who turned into a donkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asinus_aureus) succeeded, it might work out fine for a pony, too!
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>Add the ponies Cinnamon Lily, Sugar Snow, Regal Mist, Rainy Stars, Shady Willow and Peppy Mint to the party.
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[purvis]>Find a pony which which to commiserate both the lost memory of a friend and lost vision with.
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>Now, banking on my newfound celebrity status and literary street cred, pitch my adaption of Clannad After Story as an American serial drama to the tv studios. I want grown men breaking into tears on the subway. These gaijin won't know what hit them. It'll be bigger than Fifty Shades.
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> Roll a beer truck in to douse whoever's making lame Smashy-related puns.
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>Sell off ponies to glue factories and dog food plants.
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>Reroll, same color, but different military unit. I've come prepared, I've come...with an ARMY!! (of something)
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>I'm tired. Equip the Infinity Blade
YES IM DOING THAT AGAIN
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> Get overly enthusiastic about the increasing number of ponies... and wish that more will join this exciting adventure!
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...
...
Heh...
HEHEHEHEHE.....
PERFECT.
> Travel the land preaching and demonstrating the marvelous boons of science, and ally self with all noble practitioners of this fine magic!
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The actions, and results, of December the 4th!
Zen (NEW ENTRY)
>White but not that white.
>Fall from the sky and land on bus full of Will Smiths.
5!
Descending from the clouds because you have nothing better to do. I mean, the place is empty; why the f*** not!
You dive down and crash through a bus that drove past at a fast rate of knots. Amusingly enough, every seat is taken by... Will Smith?! You pause for a few seconds, as the entire bus stays silent. Then you all break out into the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Not a single f*** was given that day!
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Raikaria
> Make not giving a f*** infect other people.
1!
You don't give a f*** what other people think or do. They can rot and die for all you care.
Your door falls over again... you don't care... again...
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UK
>FINE! If I must adventure, I will! Get caught up in one of Melisande's plots.
3!
Whilst you want plots of every kind to break out for your own amusement... or despair, Pinkie quickly kicks all thoughts out of your head.
Puppy-chan also calms your head a little... by licking your cheek. What an odd-ball.
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Hanzo
>Let's begin preparations to become the strongest of all Youkai! An Archfiend on par with the Scarlet Devil herself! It ain't much, but since the Mansion's empty, it'll do!
6!
You feel the ground tremble under your feet. Every wall shakes violently around you as your feet leave the ground.
Demonic wings sprout from your back; tearing your shirt in two. You grow a pair of sharp fangs and your eyes turn red. The walls of the mansion are taken over by blood-pulsing veins as the vibrations around you continue.
Power... Over-whelming demonic power... Truly fitting of the new Scarlet Devil!
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Kasu
>Stick the landing. If I'm falling down stairs I might as well make it awesome.
4!
You do a magnificent, motherf**king pirouette onto your feet after bouncing down yet another step. You feel good being on your feet again; and pray that never happens again.
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Puppy
> Get overly enthusiastic about the increasing number of ponies... and wish that more will join this exciting adventure!
5!
Just like Pinkie Pie, you can't contain your excitement! I mean, you should be pretty serious about this... and you are! But it's so much fun! You want more ponies involved!
Pinkie & Fluttershy look at you and back away a little in shock. A little Apple Bloom is sitting on your head.
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PX
>Consume Hero999's soul and take over his body
2!
You couldn't even stay alive because of... lack of wanting to live. What makes you think that this will bring you back?
The answer? It doesn't. You remain dead!
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Sourfang
>Add the ponies Cinnamon Lily, Sugar Snow, Regal Mist, Rainy Stars, Shady Willow and Peppy Mint to the party.
1!
Who needs more ponies? You're pretty sure you have enough with the cast in front of you; especially with the latest edition.
I mean, we dumped the entire Touhou cast into this already. Let's try not to break every dimension possible~ :V
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LaserTurtle
>Gain the ability to swap unfavorable rolls with better rolls of other people. This war isn't going to win itself!
2!
In short, there's not a chance in hell such a broken ability will be passed down to anyone!
It simply fails. Try something else in your quest for bloodshed. Oh, and a -1 to your next action for back-to-back bad rolls. =P
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No Name {d20}
>Find Nitori to get an AWESOME ROBOT HAND
6!
Your d20 fizzles right beside you; becoming a d6 like everyone else. Too many low numbers and too much 'I have no hand.'
If it makes you feel any better, someone is knocking at your door.
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NekoRex
>With my recruitment drive a massive success, continue the conquest in the name of the Catgirl Empire!
1!
You think it's time to let everyone get used to this place before any further war advances are made.
They have all worked so hard after all. It would be a shame not to take advantage of the situation.
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ActionDan
>let Dormio leech my blood so I may cure myself of the pain. That's how healing works right?
3 - 2 = 1!
You try to move... but can't. You try to say something... but can't.
Shards of glass rain on you... and you can't do anything...
ActionDan dies due to monumental blood-loss.
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qMyon
>Let's see what else this baby can do! Set RAINBOW CANNON to rapid fire, and unleash it on the Catgirl Army for a Nyan-Cat Girl Singularity! Watch out for overheating, though. RAINBOW OVERLOADS aren't good for you....or are they?
6!
You fall through a gap and straight into the Cat-Girl's Empire. No one gets a chance to react as you commence fire with Pinkie's RAINBOW CANNON! The army doesn't stand a chance, and every single one of them explode into rainbows like Bio did. NekoRex is too busy relaxing {1} to dodge it, and is caught in the unfortunate wave.
NekoRex is dead after exploding into RAINBOWS!
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Pesco
A burning field of Rainbow Grass means everyone got high, right?
3!
The grass is certainly making the flames look real pretty as you watch it from a safe distance. While you're not sure if it has spread into the far distance, you can certainly smell it where you are. It sends your mind spinning, and your ears perk up wildly. This is... some trippy-s**t. -1 to your next roll.
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BT
>Open a booth for FLYING PONY RIDES and get rich.
2!
With the amount of people currently around, you'd think a flying pony ride would be awesome...
Then you remember that every character around you probably can fly already. This gets you down. -1 to your next roll.
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Bio
> Start new game as rainbow ethereal beast.
3!
So many rainbow things being thrown around here, huh. Rolls are rolls, and resets are resets....
But I'm afraid nothing happens. Perhaps tone it down a little next time~ ;)
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Hero
>Conquer a Village with MMGs.
5!
Despite being very far away from base, you manage to get a message sent back; attempting to get control of your MMGs. Not only are you able to do so, they march forwards and takeover a nearby village; a couple of losses, but nothing the generator can't fix.
This is perfect. With you at the party, no one will know it was you behind any of this.
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Purvis
>Find a pony which which to commiserate both the lost memory of a friend and lost vision with.
6!
You begin to despair about... whoever it was... gosh, it really does suck. You hear a certain pony's voice in your head and talk to her about stuff. You suddenly understand who you're talking to... And you remember about Draco! Everything starts coming back to you, including things you didn't know. You're going to do whatever you can to make it up for Draco; in memory of such a friendship.
It's what that Princess would want!
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Conq
>Now, banking on my newfound celebrity status and literary street cred, pitch my adaption of Clannad After Story as an American serial drama to the tv studios. I want grown men breaking into tears on the subway. These gaijin won't know what hit them. It'll be bigger than Fifty Shades.
2!
You quickly get told no. In fact, they say no for the exact reason you gave to make it happen. They don't want everyone to break down into tears; especially on the subways.
Clannad deserves better, anyway.
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Smashy
>Roll a beer truck in to douse whoever's making lame Smashy-related puns.
1 - 2 = -1!
*SMASH*
Looking on from the front of the beer truck, I'm kind of glad everyone moved to the side as quickly as they did. Still, it's Smashy's fault from requesting such an action.
Putting the brakes on this thing is hard enough, but I'm sure Steve up there won't mind. The second it stopped, I quickly made my exit and grabbed a pipe of my own. Steve threw a can of beer down to me in the process. I may not be that keen on the stuff, but for Stone Cold, anyone would drink it. The music is enough to tell anyone what's about to happen, and Smashy gets not one, but two pipes of beer blasted in their direction! I don't even want to know what Suika and Yuugi will make of this; Austin is going to have some fun that's for sure!
Smashy is dead after being beer-blasted out of the party!
{And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!}
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Marukyuu
> Set out on a perilous adventure to regain human form! A guy named Lucius who turned into a donkey succeeded, it might work out fine for a pony, too!
3!
You go to storm out the room and begin an adventure... When Suika grabs hold of you again. You try to argue with her, but instead, she challenges you to a drinking contest.
All eyes are suddenly on you. What will you do now?
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Bob/Obb
>Sell off ponies to glue factories and dog food plants.
2!
The plan falls through as quickly as you pitch it. It was so bad, you get thrown into some glue for your own troubles. -1 to your next roll due to sticky substances.
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Tempest
>Reroll, same color, but different military unit. I've come prepared, I've come...with an ARMY!! (of something)
3!
Rolling the dice is such a difficult feat these days. I mean, you can't get everything you desire; and actually coming back to life can be pretty difficult.
You roll on the off-chance it might happen... but you get annoyed when it doesn't. A little spirit passes by and whispers to you to get moving... Wonder what they meant...
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Raitaki
> Travel the land preaching and demonstrating the marvelous boons of science, and ally self with all noble practitioners of this fine magic!
2!
Getting out is going to be... quite the task right now. Everything keeps bring thrown around due to your lack of control over your new ability.
You've got to get this under control first; who knows what might happen out there if you keep zapping every person you meet!
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YJ
>I'm tired. Equip the Infinity Blade
3!
Time to resort to the usual tricks! This blade will help you with everything just like old ti...
Huh?
The crowbar you were holding feels different to you all of a sudden. A message box floats down to you and it reads...
'You are now the proud wielder of the Infinity Crowbar! Use it at your peril!'
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Dormio
>BLOOD! I need BLOOD! I can't live without some BLOOD! I will attack the next poster for their BLOOD!
6!
You maybe nowhere near anyone right now... but you crave blood... YOU DEMAND BLOOD! Your eyes turn a crazy yellow, and your powers break every moniter in the room.
PX is already dead... so you'll just move onto the next person. The image of Hero appears before you, and he is zapped to your location instantly.
Before he has a chance to react, you punch through his chest; sending his heart flying out from his back.
You then snap his head clean off, and laugh as the rest of his body falls to the floor; blood everywhere!
Hero is dead due to a crazed scientist!
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
PX
Tempest
Bio
ActionDan
NekoRex
Smashy
Hero
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MMG Count : 28
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DAY 05 NOW BEGINS! Have fun, my friends~ <3
Gosh... feels a bit weird not doing any extra rolls after that was all over. Guess the rolls, and the actions that went with them, were pretty... I don't know... balanced isn't the word I'm after. Still, I seem to be writing more now then I was on NaNo... that's kind of funny, I guess. :V
Also, it's nice to see everyone still posting. Thanks. ^^
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> Search basement for suitable "evil punishing" weapon.
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>Reincarnate as an idol
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>This paltry amount of BLOOD is not enough. Nowhere near enough BLOOD. In fact, I think that my next experiment should be dedicated to BLOOD. Of course, to do this, I'm going to much more BLOOD than what Hero999 can provide. Harvest all of Hero999's MMGs. All of them.
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>Revenge is the sweetest medicine there is.
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Other dimensions, eh.
>Befriend Reshiram.
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>Assume the next poster's body
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>Um, ok. Let's try to lose Pinkie Pie and THEN get caught up in plots of treasonous intrigue
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>Visit Hina to see if she can do anything about this bad luck streak of mine.
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> Head over to the nearest beach/hot spring/lake where people go en masse to swim for some reason. Bzap. As an offering to Sir Faraday.
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[pesco]Trip and teleport[/pesco]
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>Attempt to change job class from freelancer to Monk. They're the best for someone with no equipment like me!
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[purvis]>Once again, I have purpose! I have a goal, a dream once more! Thank you, ponies. ;_;
>Parley our control of the Tin and Cardboard markets, and employ our own stash of rusty rebar to create the Hodgman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hodgman) Engine (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Hodgman,_The_Hoboverlord)
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>Celebrate the victory by filling the sky with RAINBOWS! Oh, and have a celebratory rainbow cocktail to match the occasion. Mild, stirred, not shaken, and non-poisonous would be perfect.
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> A drinking contest with an oni... What could possibly go wrong? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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Use the combined rainbow essence of my entire recently annihilated army to reform into a single form. With the entire power of my army combined into one being, I shall become a most perfect and powerful catgirl!
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> Instead of attempting to revive, attempt to summon unspeakable evils from the other side of life.
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>Find out if ponies make good eatin'.
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>FIND DORMIO APPLY INFINITY BLADE TO HIS CHEST
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>Summon a raincloud. Of liquid acetylene.
EDIT: Never mind that acetylene can't be liquid at regular pressure. Make it a pressurized raincloud then.
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> Possess ALL the arms (you know, those plastic ones from earlier)
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Well, is that the case?
>Be the first ever space pony.
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> Ponies! Ponies ponies ponies! And whats this? Applebloom on my head? Wow that's pretty awesome. I wish I was a pony too! Maybe even become a CUTIE MARK CRUSADER like Applebloom!
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> Write a guide on how to not care about anything
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Ahahaha....HAHAHAHAHA! ...Oops, almost got carried away there~!
>Veins in the walls? Dear me, that simply isn't done! It completely ruins the overall aesthetic and look of the room! We'll have to do some redecorating to remedy that! After all, if this is to be my new base of operations, it has to look suitably elegant! ...And speaking of which, I may as well find a much more suitable set of clothing, something in the way of a nice suit perhaps.
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Posting to tell you guys now that this will be a double day. Why? Because there is no way I'm going to get this up for the early morning; I have to go out early tomorrow for an interview.
Yay for IRL stuff.
Those who have posted so far are on the queue to write and roll. Those who want to take this advantage to jump in, and for those who haven't posted yet, may do so. I'll be keeping my eye on time-stamps, but it won't affect much other then I will be doing a special something for this.
So yeah, when the update hits, it will be for Day 05 & Day 06.
Sorry guys.
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>If all else fails.
Kill Dormio
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So... Do we post two actions then?
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>Hijack the bus and smash into anyone that is distracted by something else
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So... Do we post two actions then?
No. If you have wrote an action already, then you simply wait for the update. People who posted before midnight (53 minutes ago) will be Day 05, and those who post from then to midnight today will be Day 06.
Perhaps if I word it like 'whatever actions that start on Day 05 will last throughout Day 06' will be a good indication of stuff. ^^
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So in other words... it's one update.
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No. If you have wrote an action already, then you simply wait for the update. People who posted before midnight (53 minutes ago) will be Day 05, and those who post from then to midnight today will be Day 06.
Perhaps if I word it like 'whatever actions that start on Day 05 will last throughout Day 06' will be a good indication of stuff. ^^
Ah, alright then. I just got a little confused because Hero posted twice.
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Darn~
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>Call Eirin for help.
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>GET TO DE CHOPPAAAAAAAH!!!1one
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> Obtain the ability to change the vector of anything!
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The actions, and results, of December the 5th & 6th!
Kasu
>Search basement for suitable "evil punishing" weapon.
5!
With the stairs dealt with, you decide to wander around in search for a punishing weapon! After a short while, you locate such a weapon... But there's something else down here...
Or should that be someone... Looks like a certain Flandre followed you down...
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PX
>Reincarnate as an idol
4!
You feel yourself being dragged back to the living. But your body begins to change as it does so. You suddenly find yourself on stage in an attire fitting for the next big Japanese idol!
Do your best, Princess X! :V
PX is alive!
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Dormio
>This paltry amount of BLOOD is not enough. Nowhere near enough BLOOD. In fact, I think that my next experiment should be dedicated to BLOOD. Of course, to do this, I'm going to much more BLOOD than what Hero999 can provide. Harvest all of Hero999's MMGs. All of them.
4!
With Hero gone, there is nothing stopping you from taking advantage of his situation... And by that, you mean it's time to perform SCIENCE! You manage to get the MMGs to report to your location, and ready a trap specially designed for them. Not only do they fall for it, but the ones being spawned drop straight into a tank that crushes them instantly.
The MMG system shuts itself down; but you don't care, you have so much blood EVERYWHERE!
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Hero
>Revenge is the sweetest medicine there is.
2!
There is nothing you can do as you watch your work crumble before your very eyes. Every MMG you made is either crushed, or killed in another manner...
You can't stand what Dormio is doing to them... but you can't do anything. -1 to your next roll for being in despair... even if you are already dead.
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Sourfang
>Befriend Reshiram.
1!
You see a giant pokemon right outside the window and quickly dive straight for it! However, there was never anything there... just thin air.
The ground is the last thing you see as your head cracks against it.
Sourfang is dead after falling from a high place.
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ActionDan
>Assume the next poster's body
4!
You sit patiently and watch a certain kitten laze around. You suddenly feel yourself being sucked inside her, and before you know it, you now share UK's body!
ActionDan is alive!
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UK
>Um, ok. Let's try to lose Pinkie Pie and THEN get caught up in plots of treasonous intrigue
2!
You try to get away from Pinkie Pie when your body freezes. It's like someone just entered you... or tried to do so. You twitch quite a lot, and Pinkie thinks you're trying to show-off your new dance.
Her hoofs send you flying further than you originally thought, and you fly out of the room and down a set of stairs. You stop twitching soon after...
UK is dead for falling down some stairs.
ActionDan is dead for I TOLD YOU DOG! I WARNED YOU ABOUT SHARING BODIES... AND STAIRS! :V
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LaserTurtle
>Visit Hina to see if she can do anything about this bad luck streak of mine.
6 - 1 = 5!
You don't need to visit Hina, Hina spins to you! And she somehow managed to get away from a party long enough to help you out a little. You start spinning with her, before she taps you on the nose. Before you are able to ask anything, you feel much better. You give Hina your thanks, who, in turn, decides to linger round to see what happens next. +1 to your next roll!
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Raitaki
> Head over to the nearest beach/hot spring/lake where people go en masse to swim for some reason.
Bzap. As an offering to Sir Faraday.
1!
You forget all about control and jump into a pool nearby.
You also forget that, despite your ability, lack of control means your strength IS your weakness. As a result, you kill everyone you just swam with... including yourself.
Raitaki is dead due to stupid water faults.
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Pesco
>Trip and teleport
5 - 1 = 4!
You fall over, almost on purpose, and feel your body leave the area you were in. You get dropped... somewhere. Looks like a village... or what WAS a village.
Maybe Hina over there knows what happened.
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No Name
>Attempt to change job class from freelancer to Monk. They're the best for someone with no equipment like me!
6!
Unlike last time, everything finally adds up for you! You feel a significant amount of energy flow through you as your hand returns to normal. However, you feel your hair leave your head completely, and your hand grabs hold of a long piece of wood...
Guess you literally became a Monk, huh~
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Purvis
>Once again, I have purpose! I have a goal, a dream once more! Thank you, ponies. ;_; Parley our control of the Tin and Cardboard markets, and employ our own stash of rusty rebar to create the Hodgman Engine
3!
You manage to get in touch with the respective areas you took over, and begin plotting for something huge in comparison. Unfortunately, you ARE at a party. And it isn't long before someone flies straight into you; knocking your communication device... somewhere.
The loli in a bucket, who is on the floor outside of her bucket, apologies.
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qMyon
>Celebrate the victory by filling the sky with RAINBOWS! Oh, and have a celebratory rainbow cocktail to match the occasion.Mild, stirred, not shaken, and non-poisonous would be perfect.
4!
You take aim and begin firing rainbows into the sky. A light blue pony flies by and begins painting rainbows of her own across the sky. Once it looks as colourful as you can make it, the pony flies down and rests near you as you take a wonderful drink of something that is 100% rainbow!
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Marukyuu
> A drinking contest with an oni... What could possibly go wrong? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
1!
YOU ARE DEAD! Not big surprise!
Marukyuu died due to attempting to out-drink Suika... Yeah... You didn't even try~ :V
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NekoRex
>Use the combined rainbow essence of my entire recently annihilated army to reform into a single form.
With the entire power of my army combined into one being, I shall become a most perfect and powerful catgirl!
2!
You attempt to bring yourself back using the essence of...
OH. MY. GOSH! There's too much! How can you possibly come back with all of this scattered around? You'd explode instantly! You sit back and pout; stupid Rainbow Dash.
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Bio
> Instead of attempting to revive, attempt to summon unspeakable evils from the other side of life.
2!
There is no way any being is going to listen to you right now; no matter how much you try to summon them. It's almost like they are busy trying to figure out why certain things are happening...
Not that you care or anything... but someone has to at least do something for you!
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Obb
>Find out if ponies make good eatin'.
4 - 1 = 3!
You dive at the nearest pony and attempt to eat them. You get kicked by Pinkie Pie down the same set of stairs that UK just fell down.
Seriously guys, it just keeps happening! -1 to your next roll... again.
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YJ
>FIND DORMIO APPLY INFINITY BLADE TO HIS CHEST
3!
You do everything you can to find out where Dormio is, and after some time, you finally find it. But you have a couple of problems.
There are giant holes around the whole building, that may lead to extremely painful death...
And you don't have the Infinity Blade. You have the Infinity CROWBAR! :V
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SirChaotick
>Summon a 'pressurized' raincloud. Of liquid acetylene.
1!
What were you even thinking?! Something like that is just... oh I don't know. You have another drink in case something else pops into your mind.
You hit your head against the wall in your drunken thoughts. -1 to your next roll.
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Smashy
>Posses ALL the arms (you know, those plastic ones from earlier)
5!
After all that happened, the arms remember when it was just you... and somehow, they feel sorry for you. Every arm begins to float around in a circle and merge with each other. You feel yourself pulled into them, and you soon emerge from it with a blinding white light. Looks like you're the Master of Arms now~
Smashy is alive!
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BT
>Be the first ever space pony.
5 - 1 = 4!
Your wings start flapping wildly and you begin to ascend from the castle. Space is calling to you! You wish to be there! And before you know it, you blast through and land straight on the moon. You are able to breath! But... you think it may have something to do with that city over there.
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Puppy
> Ponies! Ponies ponies ponies! And whats this? Applebloom on my head?
Wow that's pretty awesome. I wish I was a pony too! Maybe even become a CUTIE MARK CRUSADER like Applebloom!
3!
You smile and hug Pinkie & Fluttershy, before wishing to be a pony yourself. Apple Bloom, however, wants you to stay as you are. She says your head is a nice spot to rest; and prefers you as a non-pony.
You decide to stay in your current form; you just can't say no that face~
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Raikaria
> Write a guide on how to not care about anything
6!
You write a book called 'And not a single f*** was cared about that day.' It quickly spreads and becomes the talk of the world. It's amazing the response something like this can have. Yukari pops in from above and asks if you'd like to become a Yakumo; seeing as you have... ticked the right boxes in her mind...
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Hanzo
>Veins in the walls? Dear me, that simply isn't done! It completely ruins the overall aesthetic and look of the room! We'll have to do some redecorating to remedy that! After all, if this is to be my new base of operations, it has to look suitably elegant! ...And speaking of which, I may as well find a much more suitable set of clothing, something in the way of a nice suit perhaps.
5!
You channel your new powers, and the overall feel of the mansion, to make some modifications. The veins vanish, and a more charismatic pattern paints itself across the walls. Your clothes also change; changing from the torn shirt of yesterday, to a more pleasant, in your eyes, suit. You take a deep breathe and smile; this is coming along nicely.
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{Day 06}
Zen
>Hijack the bus and smash into anyone that is distracted by something else
3!
After your epic journey of random banter and songs, you decide to try and takeover the bus! Driver Will Smith won't let you, and so you battle him. The bus rolls over as he lets go of the wheel, and you all grab hold of something.The bus slides to a stop against a cafe, and everyone is okay... somehow... Though the smell of coffee seems to be lingering a little.
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Tempest
>Call Eirin for help.
5!
You swing your arms up and shout for Eirin. You don't actually believe this will work, but it does! Eirin wanders up to you and comments on the spirit that passed you earlier. Whilst reviving someone shouldn't really happen, she can't help but feel there is something you have to do; and so she does. However, she'll be sticking around a bit; she wants to do some 'research.'
Tempest is alive!
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Alliterator
>GET TO DE CHOPPAAAAAAAH!!!1one
4!
BADASS LEAP OF FAITH! DANGLING ROPE LADDER! DRAMATIC EXIT! ALL CAPS, MOTHERF**KER!
YOU GET TO DA CHOPAH, POST-HASTE! AND YOU SUCCEED!
FLY AWAY NOW!
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
Bio
NekoRex
Hero
Sourfang
UK
ActionDan
Raitaki
Marukyuu
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MMG Count : 0
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DAY 07 BEGAN 13 HOURS AGO! Having fun? <3
Apologies for the long wait there... last night was horrible. Everything has thankfully calmed down now, and is mostly sorted.
I'm keeping a record of a number of things over here; so I tend to make sure everything adds up before moving on. So you can imagine my surprise when the rolls on my note-pad were different from the ones posted on here originally. Apologies for that; quite glad I had that warning up. :V
Also, there won't be a MMG count anymore; as they are no longer spawning.
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Watching warmly until it is ready
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Watching warmly until it is ready
I get the feeling you will die spectacularly
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/me plays Jeopardy theme
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Update is done, 13 hours after Day 07 should have started.
Apologies to everyone on this; at least this shouldn't happen again, based on what caused the delay. :ohdear:
Updated list can be found by clicking here. (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13856.msg920126.html#msg920126)
Day 07 is now under way. POST YOUR ACTIONS~ :V
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>Now that I have more BLOOD than I could possibly need, it's time to put that BLOOD to use. The first order of business would be to develop a BLOOD fuelled lightsaber.
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[pesco]Spin to win[/pesco]
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> Ascend to godhood.
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>Fueled by rage...this fist of mine must punch through the border of the living and the dead to break Dormio's face in!
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>Use The Infinity Crowbar to get the WizarDriver. THEN RUB IN PESCO'S FACE AS I SHABADOOBIE TOUCH TO HENSHIN
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> Persuaded by the cuteness that is Applebloom to not become a pony herself, instead proceeds to search the blanket castle fort for a kitchen. What this party really needs.. is cupcakes!!!
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>Level and ABP grind off of Goblins and other weak enemies
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> Casually ask Flandre if she'd like to combat the forces of evil with me.
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> Accept Yukari's request
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I'm not dead? Holy crap. It's liquid acetylene for god's sake. Not complaining though.
>Accurately examine surroundings.
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>unleash the combined forces of hell upon the living
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>Explore the city while disguised as a
moon pony moon rabbit.
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> Declare war on everyone. A THUMB WAR.
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>These ponies are commiting mass murders everywhere! They must be evil! Use the power of song and dance to mind control everyone to believe the ponies are evil and must be exterminated!
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Enter the cafe where every seat is taken by more Will Smiths and begin to shoot lasers out of my eyes.
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Well, that worked out nicely.
>And now that that's settled, it's time to appear to the rest! So we shall utilize another Dimensional Tunnel to return to where the others are, including the touhous, and introduce myself as a 'Man of Wealth and Taste'! For after all, Archfiends such as myself are naturally predisposed to being as such. Perhaps even engage in small talk with the original 'Scarlet Devil' as well.
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>Attempt to reform anyway, but do it right next to qmyon, so that even if I explode instantly, at least I'll have some revenge.
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>Invoke 9 lives. Do not allow Action Dan to revive with any of 9 lives
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>Spin some more faith to Hina. Always good to get on a goddess's good side, after all.
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> Seek out best buds Faraday, Maxwell, Edison and etc. for a neat ol' discussion about the electromagnetic force, and applications in the wreaking of havoc in afterlife thereof. Also,
screw Tesla nah let's just forgive him just a tad <3
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>Convince Eirin that first experiment should be 'Conversion to Synthetic Form', ala Solty Rei.
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The actions, and results, of December the 7th!
Dormio
>Now that I have more BLOOD than I could possibly need, it's time to put that BLOOD to use. The first order of business would be to develop a BLOOD fuelled lightsaber.
3!
There is nothing that you can't do; and you aim to prove it! You start by attempting to create a light-saber, fueled by blood! The experiment doesn't quite succeed. It works for about 5 seconds, before it explodes; sending blood everywhere. Thankfully, it doesn't.
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Pesco
>Spin to win.
2!
You adopt the Hypnodisk slogan and start to spin. However, your feet aren't used to this, and you quickly get dizzy. Thankfully, Hina is nearby; so you won't be getting a minus to your next roll. How fortunate.
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Marukyuu
> Ascend to godhood.
3!
You float around wishing to ascend like all dramatic... Wait a second, your death wasn't 'dramatic' at all! You went over your limit quicker then anyone who has ever drunk against Suika... EVER! There's nothing fancy about that! In short, no ascension for you. :V
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Hero
>Fueled by rage...this fist of mine must punch through the border of the living and the dead to break Dormio's face in!
4 - 1 = 3!
You focus... you wait... and then, you unleash a fist through thin air. You hit something solid... but it wasn't Dormio. It was whatever that thing he just created out of your MMGs blood. It exploded at least; guess you're happy with that.
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YJ
>Use The Infinity Crowbar to get the WizarDriver. THEN RUB IN PESCO'S FACE AS I SHABADOOBIE TOUCH TO HENSHIN
5!
You decide to leave Dormio alone and aim for greater targets... like Pesco. No idea where that decision came from...
Either way, your crowbar finds you the WizarDriver... And you grin with delight. You quickly find the rabbit and... flip-sake, I don't even want to know what this is going to cause. Pesco will roll to WTF at the end of the round.
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Puppy
> Persuaded by the cuteness that is Applebloom to not become a pony herself, instead proceeds to search the blanket castle fort for a kitchen. What this party really needs.. is cupcakes!!!
4!
You ask Apple Bloom if she wants some cupcakes. Apple Bloom asks 'how do you make them?' Pinkie Pie suddenly jumps in, but she isn't alone in her traditional 'Cupcake Song.' Koishi jumps in too! The four of you are quickly whisked to the kitchen, where the song continues and cupcakes are made! Koishi swipes 2 HUGE trays of them and vanishes to the main room; where they are eaten much to the delight of everyone there... Minus Stone Cold and Yuugi... who are having the most epic drinking contest!
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No Name
>Level and ABP grind off of Goblins and other weak enemies
1!
You are completely destroyed, and ridiculed, by the mass of goblins you blindly ran into. You didn't stand a chance.
No Name is dead due to... too many goblins.
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Kasu
> Casually ask Flandre if she'd like to combat the forces of evil with me.
3!
Flandre asks what do you mean by 'evil.' You attempt to explain it to her, but she gets a little upset; wondering if she herself is evil. This quickly changes, and she asks you to play with her. Flandre quickly adds that she will join you if you do.
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Raikaria
>Accept Yukari's request
4!
You say yes to her offer, and she grins. You get dropped into a house, and Yukari quickly explains that it'll be empty for a while as Ran is keeping an eye on Chen at a party. You feel different straight away, and Yukari kindly tells you that are Raikaria Yakumo.
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SirChaotick
>Accurately examine surroundings.
2 - 1 = 1!
You have no idea where you are going and run straight into Stone Cold & Yuugi; interrupting their drinking contest. Yuugi grabs you first, and you feel every bone in your body break; before being hurled through a window. Yes, another broken window signifies the end of some unfortunate... drunkard.
SirChaotick is dead due to UN-NATURAL BREAKAGE!
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ActionDan
>Unleash the combined forces of hell upon the living
3!
Having hated the fact that you didn't even get to do anything in your new body, you demand that the forces of hell reach up and drag everything down! However, you feel yourself being pulled somewhere instead... In fact, you're pretty sure you feel yourself being pulled to some sort of river...
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BT
>Explore the city while disguised as a moon rabbit.
1!
Yeah... good luck with that one. It's pretty hard NOT to notice the pony who just walked STRAIGHT into the capital. Everyone looks at you in... shock... Then a certain peach-loving lunarian finds you... Oh boy.
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Smashy
> Declare war on everyone. A THUMB WAR.
2!
Now that you are back, you instantly declare a massive THUMB WAR on everyone in the room! Both of your hands are broken instantly. That really didn't last long.
-2 to your next roll... I mean, come on, both of your hands. =P
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PX
>These ponies are commiting mass murders everywhere! They must be evil! Use the power of song and dance to mind control everyone to believe the ponies are evil and must be exterminated!
2!
Your song isn't quite... over-whelming enough to take control of the minds of everyone nearby. They do like your performance at least... But it doesn't stop you worrying about them ponies!
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Zen
Enter the cafe where every seat is taken by more Will Smiths and begin to shoot lasers out of my eyes.
4!
You scramble out of the bus and walk into the cafe. Several Will Smiths just carry on like normal, whilst another asks you for your order. You respond by zapping the guy with lasers from your eyes; killing him instantly. The other Will Smiths in the cafe turn to you and begin firing their own! ROLL TO DODGE AT THE END OF THIS ROUND! {YES! We finally have an actual Roll to Dodge roll in this game! :V }
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Hanzo
>And now that that's settled, it's time to appear to the rest! So we shall utilize another Dimensional Tunnel to return to where the others are, including the touhous, and introduce myself as a 'Man of Wealth and Taste'! For after all, Archfiends such as myself are naturally predisposed to being as such. Perhaps even engage in small talk with the original 'Scarlet Devil' as well.
1!
If only that first line in your head didn't get translated as 'it's time to rest.' Your body shuts down, and you hit the floor instantly. You're not dead, just sleeping... And you know what that means! If you don't wake up soon, you'll be facing a -3 on any action done against you.
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NekoRex
>Attempt to reform anyway, but do it right next to qmyon, so that even if I explode instantly, at least I'll have some revenge.
3!
You channel as much as you can with all your might to reform yourself. You manage to do so right next to qMyon for only a single second before the expected explosion fires rainbows everywhere. This does not count as you coming back from the dead; but qMyon will be rolling to RAINBOW at the end of the round.
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UK
>Invoke 9 lives. Do not allow Action Dan to revive with any of 9 lives
4!
Having lost one life to a silly death, and aware of what Dan did, you invoke the 'Rules of the Cat' and spring back to life. A planet faraway sings of you and throws a party for the start of your 2nd life. 1 down, 8 left over. Dan won't be getting to you ever again!
UK is alive!
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LaserTurtle
>Spin some more faith to Hina. Always good to get on a goddess's good side, after all.
5 + 1 = 6!
You ask Hina about things like faith and other stuff, to which Hina answers pretty nicely. You decide to spin for her, and do far better then that rabbit over there. Noticing that some douche with a crowbar is running around, screaming random things at the rabbit with an odd looking belt, Hina decides to protect you from whatever happens between those two. Not only that, but she plants a kiss on your cheek for being so kind.
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Raitaki
> Seek out best buds Faraday, Maxwell, Edison and etc. for a neat ol' discussion about the electromagnetic force, and applications in the wreaking of havoc in afterlife thereof. Also, screw Tesla nah let's just forgive him just a tad <3
1!
You... have no idea who you were even trying to talk about. Maybe the electricity really did a number on you. Gosh, everything hurts right now... You shouldn't be feeling anything since you're dead... but it still hurts... -1 to your next roll.
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Tempest
>Convince Eirin that first experiment should be 'Conversion to Synthetic Form', ala Solty Rei.
3!
You attempt to tell Eirin what sort of things should be done. Eirin replies by stabbing a needle in your arm... And injecting something, of course.
Roll for mystery substance at the end of the round.
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Pesco must roll against YJ's WTF!
Pesco : 4. The hit explodes around you; which is odd, since you're sure that's not how that works. Since the ground where you are standing isn't being touched, you assume someone put a shield up... Meaning you did it yourself and just can't be bothered to say 'too bad; you activated my trap card!' YJ must roll for the backlash!
YJ : 3. The explosion rebounded around whatever the rabbit just put up. You weren't quite expecting it, and find yourself launched towards a house... Or where a house should have been had some Hina-lover not destroyed it a while ago. Instead, you roll against the ground; but nothing you can't handle.
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Zen must Roll to Dodge the lasers of Will Smith...s...
Zen : 3. You attempt to graze as many of them as you can; not able to focus enough to fire any of your own. Your left knee takes a direct shot, and pain shoots through the entire leg. You manage to dive out of the cafe at least. But -1 to your next roll for obvious reasons.
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qMyon must roll for RAINBOW EXPLOSIONS!
qMyon : 4. Rainbow Dash's reflex kicks in ASAP! She flies straight into you and away from the explosion before you can ever ask 'what the hell just happened.' You've got the cannon in hand, thankfully; but Rainbow Dash is not stopping any time soon.
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Tempest must roll for Eirin's Shady Drug?
Tempest : 1! Your arm pulses up... and so does your chest... and your other arm... Oh gosh. Your entire body is just expanding rapidly. Eirin is long gone as your gibs go everywhere.
Tempest is dead due to Eirin's Shady Drug!
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
Bio
NekoRex
Hero
Sourfang
ActionDan
Raitaki
Marukyuu
No Name
SirChaotick
Tempest
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DAY 08 HAS NOW BEGUN! Have fun~ <3
Wow, 7 days have gone by so quickly! We had a good couple of end rolls there, and counters are finally happening. Apologies for anyone who wasn't able to get an action in for today, btw; time-zones are very tricky, and posting in the afternoon for me meant a lot of people missed their chance. So again, sorry for all of that. It's business as usual, hopefully, from here onwards... So be careful out there. ^^
Also, remember to not try to stuff as many actions as you can under 1 action; kind of defeats the purpose of 'writing one action.' Not that I mind lots of text... I'm the one writing the most here, after all. :V
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> Quantify what feels different and why
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>Ack! Speed is not my thing.....wait....speed is good! Hang on tight, request permission to get to a more stable position, and fire RAINBOWS backwards for MAXIMUM THRUST!
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> Accept Flandre's request by proclaiming it is time for FUN.
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> Become a vengeful spirit....of electricity. That is also immune to electricity.
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>Tch. So it looks like the BLOOD lightsaber was a failure. Well, we can't let something like that deter us. We shall develop a
laserBLOOD cutter.
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>Form alliance with Hina. We shall be the bestest of buddies and all be happy! In fact, Turtle Spark a signal laser in the air to mark my position to anyone who wants to join the alliance of happiness and good fortune.
>Check stats. Is my Bipolar one maxing out yet?
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>Check status, prepare for HIGH LEVEL sunbeam basking
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> Dead? Surely that can't be right, I had a Rebirth Ring in my back pocket with 1 Auto-Life per battle, right?
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>Okay, it seems mind controlling doesn't work. Whatever. I'll find another way to convince them all. The good old fashion way. Call everyone into a presentation about the evilness of ponies, using graphs, charts, a projector screen, and Powerpoint.
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>Call in my army of Will Smiths to battle the cafe's army of Will Smiths.
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> Wait for respawn timer to tick over.
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[pesco]Kanjou baka. it was 'Spin towards win'[/pesco]
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i didnt even try to run bah
Ah well.
>Corpse: Proceed to rot vigorously.
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>Good thing this peach-loving lunarian is a VERY FRIENDLY peach-loving lunarian! Time to make friends.
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>Thank goodness the corpse next to Obb was resuscitated. Time to exact Revenge: Pony Eating Round Two.
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BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN, IF YOU HOPE TO PREVAAAAAAIL!
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> Take possession of a random living player.
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ohshitwaitignorethispost
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Oh dear.
>Sleep? Dear me, this isn't done! Not when there's fellow members of the upper crust to make small-talk with~! We must awaken once more!
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>Become a phantom.
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Ow change of plans
> Locate duct tape to put these arms back together
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>GTFO
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> Since the cupcakes seem to be so popular, attempt to make a EPIC CUPCAKE MACHINE so that she may make cupcakes FASTER and MORE TASTY!
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>We have no time for muggers! Hail the nearest willing pony and get transit to the build site. The Hodgman Engine must be made!
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The actions, and results, of December the 8th!
Raikaria
> Quantify what feels different and why
2!
You try to feel what feels different, but get tapped on the head by Yukari's fan. Seems like she wants you to test how it feels.
A giant rock smashes the table in front of you. You think Yukari might have done that.
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qMyon
>Ack! Speed is not my thing.....wait....speed is good! Hang on tight, request permission to get to a more stable position, and fire RAINBOWS backwards for MAXIMUM THRUST!
5!
You don't even need to ask as Rainbow Dash nudges you into place. What an awesome pony! You steady yourself and fire the Rainbow Cannon yet again. The amount of extra kick it provides Rainbow Dash pleases her, and you both rocket to new speeds. A tengu starts flying alongside you with a camera. Seems like she wants a picture... or a race... You're not quite sure.
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Kasu
> Accept Flandre's request by proclaiming it is time for FUN.
2!
You decline her offer.
She pulls out her sword and smiles. Seems like Flandre is ready to play regardless of your answer. Roll to 'play' at the end of the round.
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Raitaki
> Become a vengeful spirit....of electricity. That is also immune to electricity.
4 - 1 = 3!
You feel yourself zap around the living again... but not quite enough to make yourself known. It really is hard to do anything once your dead; but getting noticed again... you really want some revenge soon...
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Dormio
>Tch. So it looks like the BLOOD lightsaber was a failure. Well, we can't let something like that deter us. We shall develop a BLOOD cutter.
5!
You disregard the failure of one, and quickly proceed onto the next test; A BLOOD CUTTER! Soon enough, several sharp devices are laid out on your table. They have the ability to destroy blood cells once impaled into someone. A painful thing for anyone who can't stop it. You feel pleased at this; along with the actual mini-laser dagger you made on the side.
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LaserTurtle
>Form alliance with Hina. We shall be the bestest of buddies and all be happy! In fact, Turtle Spark a signal laser in the air to mark my position to anyone who wants to join the alliance of happiness and good fortune.
3!
You turn to Hina and tell her you'll be the best of buddies! She inflicts a little mis-fortune on you. You're not quite sure why, but you feel like it was something you said. You can't fire what you wanted into the sky... Hina remains nearby, though.
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UK
>Check status, prepare for HIGH LEVEL sunbeam basking
4!
You note the stairs that you fell down and quickly check yourself. Yep, ears and tail are still where they should be. You run through the blanket castle and head to the roof; where you prepare yourself for some good ol' sunbeam basking glory! You rest on a beach chair nearby and relax.
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No Name
> Dead? Surely that can't be right, I had a Rebirth Ring in my back pocket with 1 Auto-Life per battle, right?
1!
You never had one. In fact, you remember the moment where you said 'I don't need one of those; I can take care of myself.'
You're on fault!
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PX
>Okay, it seems mind controlling doesn't work. Whatever. I'll find another way to convince them all. The good old fashionway. Call everyone into a presentation about the evilness of ponies, using graphs, charts, a projector screen, and Powerpoint.
3!
You dedicate an entire presentation on how evil ponies are to a surprising amount of people. It worked fairly well; a lot of people left mid-way, but that's okay. You feel like you got something across.
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Zen
>Call in my army of Will Smiths to battle the cafe's army of Will Smiths.
5 - 1 = 4!
The toppled bus of Will Smiths begin to empty as the two groups do battle. You can't tell if you're winning or not, but you feel like your group are doing pretty well.
The amount of lasers are pretty awesome; and you're surprised the bus hasn't exploded yet.
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Bio
>Wait for respawn timer to tick over.
4!
Your patience is finally rewarded as you feel your body take on a physical form once again. You breath in the air in some random place and smile; it's good to be back.
Bio is alive!
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Pesco
>Kanjou baka. it was 'Spin towards win'
3!
You attempt t spin again; this time, towards Hina. You feel it working a little better this time; though you are still pretty dizzy from last time and slow down when you feel kind of sick.
Hina seems to have taken notes of your efforts, however, and decides to approach you.
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SirChaotick
>Corpse: Proceed to rot vigorously.
5!
You decide to be a sad little ghost and watch your corpse rot in record time. You're not quite sure why you did this, but you feel better... somehow. If you expect a +1 for this, then you're a sick f***. :V
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BT
>Good thing this peach-loving lunarian is a VERY FRIENDLY peach-loving lunarian! Time to make friends.
3!
You put on your best smile and attempt to be friendly. She isn't quite sure how to act... but she smiles back. She attempts to pet you; but pets a little hard. You shake it off, but your mane now reeks of peaches. She wants you to follow her, however...
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Obb
>Thank goodness the corpse next to Obb was resuscitated. Time to exact Revenge: Pony Eating Round Two.
1!
You start eating yourself. You just can't help it! You taste so delici... F***!
Obb is dead after... I don't want to describe it!
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Alliterator
>BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN, IF YOU HOPE TO PREVAAAAAAIL!
2!
YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO! You're pretty sure you heard that, and hang on for dear life! It seems like they have things under control... Though you're not sure. Gosh, this is loud as f**k!
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Marukyuu
>Take possession of a random living player.
6!
You zap into someone who wasn't expecting something of this magnitude at all! In fact, neither was I! So let us spin the wheel right now! And by wheel I mean DICE! {5}
You just jumped into Kasu's body!
Marukyuu is alive
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Hanzo
>Sleep? Dear me, this isn't done! Not when there's fellow members of the upper crust to make small-talk with~! We must awaken once more!
5!
You immediately punch the floor and send yourself flying upwards. You can't afford to waste time like this! There is so much to be done!
You quickly fix the floor though; can't leave the place like that now.
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Hero
>Become a phantom.
1!
Not a chance. You have no idea how such a thing can happen at the moment... and it doesn't help that you are lingering towards a greater goal.
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Smashy
> Locate duct tape to put these arms back together
6 - 2 = 4!
You find the duct tape and attempt to put things together again. Thankfully, a certain doll-maker wanders along and gives you a helping hand... no pun intended.
How nice of her.
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ActionDan
>GTFO
5!
You flee from the place post-haste! You run... or float away so quickly you feel... wind against your face... That can't be right!
You stop running and find yourself in front of the Scarlet Devil Mansion... feeling... very much... ALIVE!
ActionDan is alive!
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Puppy
> Since the cupcakes seem to be so popular, attempt to make a EPIC CUPCAKE MACHINE so that she may make cupcakes FASTER and MORE TASTY!
6!
Koishi suddenly appears with Nitori, who was informed of an EPIC CUPCAKE MACHINE! Pinkie Pie and Apple Bloom cheer, as you talk them through it; with the friendly kappa pointing out things that can be improved. Between you all, the empty side-room with the kitchen becomes the CUPCAKE ROOM! Whenever a batch is finished, they are whisked instantly to wherever you want them. With Koishi coming back and forth with requests from the party, Pinkie Pie in charge of the recipe, Apple Bloom being the mascot, Nitori being the mechanical genius, and yourself as the mastermind of the creation, the five of you become the 'CPC Brigade!' {Creating Perfect Cupcakes.}
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Purvis
>We have no time for muggers! Hail the nearest willing pony and get transit to the build site.
The Hodgman Engine must be made!
1!
You aim for the nearest... BUCKET!!!
Purvis is dead due to the Kisume treatment!
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Kasu must roll against Flandre!
Kasu : 2. You are too distracted by whatever the f*** just happened to your body to deal with what Flandre is doing. She wasn't expecting you to go towards her, and you are cut down instantly.
Kasu is dead due to Flandre.
Marukyuu is dead due to body-sharing KYUU!
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Hero
Sourfang
Raitaki
No Name
SirChaotick
Tempest
Obb
Purvis
Kasu
Marukyuu
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WARNING! WARNING!
A global event is coming! Only an idiot would try to predict what it could be!
Other then that, the 9th has now started. Enjoy the next 24 hours. And no planning for worst case stuff; anything can happen~ :V
Also, F**K YES! AN UPDATE THAT'S ACTUALLY AS CLOSE TO ON TIME AS POSSIBLE! XD
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>Recruit more Will Smiths to my army.
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>Achieve the infinite.
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Well, so far it's working out. Guess the dice are in my favor(Consistent rolls of 5 the past few days? I am most pleased!)
>Ah, now that that's settled, I suppose I may as well set to a few small tasks before making my Debut. After all, a Stage 6 Boss requires underlings! Like procuring Shikigami of the Firebird, White Tiger, Pseudo-dragon, and Great Tortoise varieties. After all, what better way to give the world a big middle finger, than to bring mortal equivalents of the Four Gods under my sway, hm? Being an Archfiend, I'm certain that there's bound to be at least one individual from each example that desires power at whatever cost~!
But, uh, if we can't find any examples, there's nothing wrong with making a few people fit the bill~! Square Peg Round Hole? Pish-tosh! Envelopes were meant to be pushed! Archfiends don't care about silly things like 'human' morals!
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>Materialise the built up spite and malice while dead into a blood-thirsty (allied to me) shadow destroyer creature thing.
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>Sense a disturbance in the veil of life and unlife. That bastard ActionDan is alive again! Find him and claw him to shreds for his violation of my mind!
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>Okay then, maybe I'll end up in Hakugyokurou if I wait long enough
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>Get distracted by the nearest shiny thing
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Excellent :derp:
>Add the 'secret ingredient' to the cupcake mix. :V
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>Wait up a few seconds to let her have her pic if she wants one, and the race is OONNNN!!!
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>Become so famous I get an army of idolizing slaves who will protect me with their lives and obey my every whim!
Also, get Schezo to update monopoly
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>Something is... lacking. These tools I've made are great... But they could be better. This mass produced BLOOD just isn't cutting it. I need higher quality BLOOD. And who would have higher quality BLOOD than a vampire? Invite the Scarlet sisters to my laboratory for a chat and some tea.
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>Hide from UK by going with the SDM sisters at Dormio's bequest and pray she doesn't find out what else I violated during my stay.
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>Roll a 9
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The moment someone possessed me, I knew that would happen. ;-;
> Wait for a kind soul that is passing through the basement to cast Samarecarm on me.
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> "I feel...something in the air...Apophis is coming....and he brings pancake."
> Yay, pancakes! Wait, what, since I'm a vengeful spirit now, shouldn't I hate all those nice things? (maybe except electricity and science) Special Summon Chimeratech Fortress Dragon with my sheer force of will (using my newly Summoned Cyber Dragon, and Apophis's Trance Archfiend, Warlord of Dark World Sillva, and 2 Dragon Lord of Dark World Grapha's, all DNA Surgery'd into submission), set my Limiter Removal, and prepare to face this calamity of confectioneries!
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> Townie Green
> DO I HEAR SOMEONE PLAYING CARD GAMES?! Immediately defeat all Yugiohers with my Mokey Mokey deck and become the Queen of Games.
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[Pesco]Activate Blade Fury. The magic immunity will save me[/pesco]
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Hey, nobody told me I could be a ghost. I thought I was a corpse. Corpses don't do much except for rot.
I'm not even sure where I am or where anyone is anymore...
>Accurately describe current positions of all players.
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>Ask of the moon rabbits.
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>Attempt to respawn normally elsewhere, preferably back at home in the Catgirl Empire
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>Sample the delicacy of Obb in ghost form.
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> Be the little
girl ice fairy.
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~> Do what I was brought hereto do... specifically, not give a ****
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[purvis]>Well, this is a setback. Let's possess the player that Kanjou finds most irritating, and force that moujik in the ghost dimension!
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Oh that's insulting. What else is insulting? I have it in my pocket, oh look, here it is!
>Show middle finger in frustration, to everyone!
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>Magenta.
>Swap Kanjou's ordinary die for a die that uses only the numbers 1 and 6.
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> Discuss quality topics with said puppeteer, such as the recent increase in rainbows and why the Bad-Pundar is going nuts.
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And on the 9th day, someone thought it was a brilliant idea to hi-jack the swing of actions and make up stuff on the fly! Of course, that sentence made no sense; so Cirno was kicked out through an empty window. This angered the little fairy... who then told the fairies what happened. This was enough to start a full-on assault of the Comfy Castle. When asked what would happen to the rest of the planet, Cirno announced THE BIGGEST ICICLE FALL IN THE HISTORY OF SPELL-CARDS!
Which means these dice are getting a little cold here. Best get on with this whilst we can.
{Any character inside Puppy?s Comfy Castle will be rolling against an army of fairies at the end of their action! Any other character still alive will roll against giant pieces of ice falling down at the end of the round. Anyone who is dead can laugh at whoever has to deal with it... and cry if they revive before the turn ends, only to die again. :V }
THIS... is the FINAL 9th DAY of the month for 2012!
Roukan (NEW ENTRY)
>Magenta.
>Swap Kanjou's ordinary die for a die that uses only the numbers 1 and 6.
2!
It would appear that you've been out of the loop for quite some time. Not that it matters too much; it seems pretty peaceful where you are.
So peaceful, in fact, that any chance to change the way this game works is simply a wasted thought.
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Shadoweh (NEW ENTRY)
> Townie Green
> DO I HEAR SOMEONE PLAYING CARD GAMES?! Immediately defeat all Yugiohers with my Mokey Mokey deck and become the Queen of Games.
4!
As town as town can be; as pretty as green can be. Boy you feel good today!
So good that your ears quickly pick up a CARD GAME TOURNAMENT! You thrash everyone who entered, and grin as you become crowned 'Queen of Games.' What an awesome day!
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Smashy
> Discuss quality topics with said puppeteer, such as the recent increase in rainbows and why the Bad-Pundar is going nuts.
3!
You attempt to start a conversation, but she doesn't say much. You mention the increase in rainbows, to which she thinks someone is over-doing things. You go to ask about the 'Bad-Pundar,' but it seems like trouble just arrived.
FAIRY WAR : 3. They fly in through every window possible, and you can't understand how many gathered so quickly. The youkai, whose name is Alice, throws a doll at an incoming fairy just as she finishes helping you. She then tells you to fight. You do so!
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Tempest
>Show middle finger in frustration, to everyone!
6!
You hate the fact that nothing is working. Nothing! You stick up both of your middle fingers to everyone in the party room. Except two things are little... different to this plan. The first is that you are actually standing in the middle of the room... very much alive. The second is the mass of fairies that just flew into the room...
Tempest is alive.
FAIRY WAR : 3. Quite a number of them are not pleased with your pose and quickly target you. You don't do well fighting of the first number, until Yuugi and Austin jump in. Your jaw drops as you watch a Stone Cold Stunner dished out to a number of them, before grinning. It's fighting time!
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Purvis
>Well, this is a setback. Let's possess the player that Kanjou finds most irritating, and force that moujik in the ghost dimension!
5!
Erm... this is... how the hell do I go about this one with coming across as a douche. Tell you what, why don't we flip a coin for this... don't tell me that it's not a dice; it's my game. :V
...
YJ died at the hands of himself... which means Purvis just made him do it. Oh well.
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Raikaria
> Do what I was brought hereto do... specifically, not give a ****
3!
You stare at the rock... you remain in your seat... and you stare some more. Yukari doesn't hit you, but you feel the rock shift towards you... You may not want to sit there for long... not that you care what happens...
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Marukyuu
> Be the little girl ice fairy.
1!
There is no way you can be the ice fairy. The ice fairy is too busy declaring war on the planet... like the idiot that she is. Wait your turn. :V
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Obb
>Sample the delicacy of Obb in ghost form.
1!
You stroke your ghostly arm and don't even realize it went straight through. You don't want anyone to try and eat you; that would be terrible!
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NekoRex
>Attempt to respawn normally elsewhere, preferably back at home in the Catgirl Empire
2!
Whilst your Catgirl Empire remains on your mind at all times, somethings are just harder to do then others. You wander along a lonely road... no idea where it goes, but hopefully it'll take you somewhere...
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BT
>Ask of the moon rabbits.
4!
You follow her and ask about the moon rabbits. She happily tells you that they work hard and are... 'good' fighters; though she says that in such a tone, you're sure she doesn't mean it. One, however, is a pet of hers; and is pretty different from the usual lot.
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SirChaotick
>Accurately describe current positions of all players.
2!
Right now, even though you are dead, it's just not the time for such an action. I mean, I've got enough to write without having to tell you who is where and what not. nope.avi
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Pesco
>Activate Blade Fury. The magic immunity will save me.
5!
You no longer care about your well-being and activate Blade Fury! Hina notices the power you are displaying from such an action and spins along side you. The result? You don't have to worry about anything that's going on right now. It won't affect you at all!
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Raitaki
> "I feel...something in the air...Apophis is coming....and he brings pancake."
> Yay, pancakes! Wait, what, since I'm a vengeful spirit now, shouldn't I hate all those nice things? (maybe except electricity and science) Special Summon Chimeratech Fortress Dragon with my sheer force of will (using my newly Summoned Cyber Dragon, and Apophis's Trance Archfiend, Warlord of Dark World Sillva, and 2 Dragon Lord of Dark World Grapha's, all DNA Surgery'd into submission), set my Limiter Removal, and prepare to face this calamity of confectioneries!
2!
PANCAKES?! Where? Oh, wait... there aren't any. There's only giant icebergs falling from the sky. Oh well...
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Kasu
> Wait for a kind soul that is passing through the basement to cast Samarecarm on me.
5!
Flandre feels a little sorry for you; breaking you so soon and all. So she spends a tiny amount of SP to bring you back to life. You hear several loud crashes from above as you gather your bearings, and soon enough...
Kasu is alive.
FAIRY WAR : 4. A group of fairies charge into the place where you and Flandre are. You feel like it's your turn to actually do something, and you fling yourself at the group. You repel a number of the straight away; dropping a couple with a few handy tricks. Flandre soon joins in as the fairies increase their numbers bit by bit.
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Hero
>Roll a 9.
4!
Somehow, the dice transforms into a 9-ball. You have no idea how this happened, and neither do I. Well, actually, I do; you little hacker. You come back to life... but this is a 9-ball we're talking about here. Your head that was detached from your body when Dormio killed you becomes a yukkuri head. And you ARE the yukkuri!
Hero is alive.
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ActionDan
>Hide from UK by going with the SDM sisters at Dormio's bequest and pray she doesn't find out what else I violated during my stay.
6!
Since the house is nearby, you ponder about going inside. Remilia, meanwhile, approaches you from behind and asks if you're planning on raiding the house too. You ask where her sister is, but Remilia tells you she is 'too busy having fun with some fairies.' You feel a surprising amount of energy run through you, and as if she read your mind, Remilia informs you that you'll be a little stronger on your 'visit' to Dormio. The two of you proceed inside.
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UK
>Sense a disturbance in the veil of life and unlife. That bastard ActionDan is alive again! Find him and claw him to shreds for his violation of my mind!
3!
Your ears perk up as you sense ActionDan alive again! You go towards the direction you felt the disturbance, and see Remilia flying away in the same direction; good thing too, your sense had dropped at that point. You follow her to a strange house with an equally strange... amount of holes. You proceed to enter the house in your own way!
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Dormio
>Something is... lacking. These tools I've made are great... But they could be better. This mass produced BLOOD just isn't cutting it. I need higher quality BLOOD. And who would have higher quality BLOOD than a vampire? Invite the Scarlet sisters to my laboratory for a chat and some tea.
4!
With the weapons laid out, and the MMG blood still available in large quantities, you decide to seek better quality. No sooner have you written a way of inviting the Scarlet Sisters over, Remilia bursts into the lab, with some over guy too boot. You go to welcome them, but Remilia seems intent on protecting herself. Good thing you have some weapons available... though they are all laid out on the table in front of you...
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PX
>Become so famous I get an army of idolizing slaves who will protect me with their lives and obey my every whim!
3!
Your singing and hatred for ponies becomes a great selling point for you, and soon enough, you have a pretty huge fan-base. Not that big, but it makes for a pretty good review in the papers. You'll need to work on the 'protect and obey' part, though; a few of them are willing to do so, but not everyone.
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qMyon
>Wait up a few seconds to let her have her pic if she wants one, and the race is OONNNN!!!
5!
You tap Rainbow Dash and pose for the tengu as she snaps a few good shots! She then introduces herself as Aya, the fastest Tengu in Gensokyo; which you knew already. Rainbow Dash asks if she can back that up in a race. Aya agrees with a smile and you slow down in front of a cloud. You give the signal to start the race, since you're the one riding, not flying, and the two (three) of you blast off; leaving behind a pretty big blast of wind & sound.
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Puppy
>Add the 'secret ingredient' to the cupcake mix.
6!
Pinkie Pie asks if you can think of a way to make the cupcakes more exciting. You produce a 'secret ingredient.' Pinkie Pie mixes it straight in and... WOAH! They look so shiny! You can't be sure how they'll look once they come out , but... OH MY GOSH! CRYSTAL CUP-CAKES! Pinkie Pie starts bouncing around the place and goes to take a bite out of it, when suddenly...
FAIRY WAR : 5. You instinctively grab a cupcake and throw it at one of the fairies. The fairy explodes into a poof of smoke... followed by the next one right behind it... and the one behind that one. Pinkie Pie pulls out a Cupcake Cannon, and Nitori, who emerges from the room after a quick check of the machine, tells the machine to send them straight to the cannon. What happens next can only be described in a story format. But oh my gosh, it is the true representative of the border between ADORABLE and BADASS!
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LaserTurtle
>Get distracted by the nearest shiny thing
5!
With Hina spinning with that rabbit over there, and looking pretty much untouchable, you decide to... OH MY GOSH! What is that over there?! It's so pretty and shiny and... and...
Wait, what's that in the sky?!
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No Name
>Okay then, maybe I'll end up in Hakugyokurou if I wait long enough
3!
You walk around and sigh as you drag your feet... or at least feel like you're dragging your feet towards some random direction. Before you know it, you trip on a step... some how. You look up and see a magnificent set of stairs... And you know exactly what is up there... Hakugyokurou!
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Bio
>Materialise the built up spite and malice while dead into a blood-thirsty (allied to me) shadow destroyer creature thing.
5!
Whatever experience you had whilst you were dead begins to channel through the ground where you stand. But it doesn't take the shape you originally requested. Instead, it wraps itself around you; darkening your senses and enhancing your abilities. Seems like the darkness found itself a home... and you are very pleased with the result!
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Hanzo
>Ah, now that that's settled, I suppose I may as well set to a few small tasks before making my Debut. After all, a Stage 6 Boss requires underlings! Like procuring Shikigami of the Firebird, White Tiger, Pseudo-dragon, and Great Tortoise varieties. After all, what better way to give the world a big middle finger, than to bring mortal equivalents of the Four Gods under my sway, hm? Being an Archfiend, I'm certain that there's bound to be at least one individual from each example that desires power at whatever cost~! But, uh, if we can't find any examples, there's nothing wrong with making a few people fit the bill~! Square Peg Round Hole? Pish-tosh! Envelopes were meant to be pushed! Archfiends don't care about silly things like 'human' morals!
1!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH MY MIND SCREAMED READING ALL OF THAT?! I mean, do you understand how much work I would have had to have done, on top of everything else, to write an event that summed up all of that if the roll had been a 4; let alone a 6? Thankfully, for me, it wasn't the case. And you can stay in that bloody mansion and hope that giant icicle doesn't do too much damage to your damn brain!
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Alliterator
>Achieve the infinite.
3!
The helicopter rapidly declines as something starts blocking their route at a surprising rate. You focus on achieving something else whilst all of that is going on... only to find several shards of ice disrupting your train of thought...
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Zen
>Recruit more Will Smiths to my army.
4!
You quickly turn into the cafe as the amount of Will Smiths on their end multiply. You spread your arms out and cry 'Wololooo.' Every Will Smith suddenly stops shooting and breaks into a round of applause for such a glorious job. Wow, you nailed that!
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INCOMING ICICLE FALL
Rou : 2. Any sort of peace is broken as a giant piece of ice comes crashing down. You aren't quick enough, and your left leg is impaled. and promptly crushed, by it. -1 to your next roll.
Shadoweh : 3. Either someone couldn't handle losing, or the end of the world is happening early. You quickly take your stuff and hide where it's safe. Too bad the roof caved in. Luckily, you're okay.
Raikaria : 2. A giant piece of ice decides to smash through right where you were sitting. You have no idea how it managed not to kill you, grazing past you instead. But the giant rock tumbles down from the aftershock; trapping you down on the floor, chest first. -2 to your next roll for lack of movement.
PX : 4. And just when you least expect it, those that do follow you so closely quickly throw you out of the way of an on-coming iceberg... from the sky. On the plus side, you're still alive; and this will certainly hit the news! But there goes those who obeyed you religiously.
qMyon : 4. Shards of ice, that vary in size, rain down around you, Rainbow Dash, and Aya. However, this adds to the pure excitement; you have something to aim at now! The two weave around as many as they can as they continue the race; whilst you give Rainbow Dash the advantage of shooting down any shards that are too close together. This truly is an epic race!
LaserTurtle : 3. The shiny thing is a giant piece of ice! It whirls away from the rabbit and heads straight for you; mis-fortune much! You dive to the side as quick as you can, and give yourself a headache in the process. Thankfully, it didn't hit you; but the ice breaking up on impact enjoys raining down on you. At least it's harmless on the most part... ow.
Bio : 3. A giant iceberg falling from the heavens is your first test. You apply a beam powered by spite to crack it from the tip upwards. It bursts into hundreds and thousands of pieces... though you sort of wish you hadn't as most of the bits are still pretty sharp... ARGH! This is a fricking cluster bomb! -1 for all that clustering!
Hanzo : 6. The entire mansion zips out of existence as the iceberg plummets toward you. It then stops and vanishes too. You don't even question it as the ice returns in the form of the SDM. As in, literally, the Mansion just got turned into ice. Ice that won't melt... EVER!
Alliterator : 2. The chopper doesn't stand a chance as the shards take out the blades due to the size of them. You know there is nothing you can do but brace for the explosion waiting to happen; no well-timed jump can save you now, what with the blades and the chunks of ice flailing around.
Alliterator has fallen under the ICICLE FALL!
Zen : 3. The cafe is completely destroyed by a giant piece of ice that just collapsed through the wall. A number of Will Smiths pull you back as the roof caves in before your very eyes; leaving any Will Smith you just converted trapped under the mixture of ice and rubble.
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ICICLE FALL GROUP!
Hero : 2.
UK : 4.
ActionDan : 3.
Dormio : 6.
Remilia approaches Dormio, wondering why the amount of blood... displeases her. Dormio is quick to bring the blood discussion up a little higher by demanding her blood in exchange for... a gift from science itself. Dan is quick to warn Remilia of what may happen, as Hero's yukkuri head jumps at Dormio. The scientist doesn't quite expect it, but quickly flings it towards the wall. A huge rumble informs them of something happening outside, before a giant iceberg-like fragment drops the roof. Hero doesn't stand a chance and is crushed instantly. Dan grabs Remilia and pulls her back, just as the piece begins to crack and separate. Dormio manages to swipe some objects and dives into one of the side-rooms as the berg breaks down half a wall. As Remilia flaps down, UK dives in; aiming straight for Dan. She manages to land one clean swipe across his face as Remilia grabs her and flings her across the room. As Remilia whips out the Gungnir, Dormio shoots her with a pistol. Remilia quickly grabs at her arm, but soon goes very pale. She has enough energy to throw the Gungnir at Dan, which sends him flying away from the house and onto the wall of another house away from the destruction of the lab. Remilia then collapses as UK slinks away; with Dormio standing proud over Remilia's fallen, pale body.
Dan gets a -1 to his next roll due to scratch scars.
Hero has died due to taking it easy on ICICLE FALL!
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Sourfang
Raitaki
No Name
SirChaotick
Obb
Purvis
Marukyuu
YJ
Alliterator
Hero
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And so, the fairies were fought back from the Castle; much to the annoyance of Cirno. However, she was pleased that a couple had at least fallen, and decided to leave the area. In fact, the Mansion that she normally floated near had been turned to ice! Perhaps someone had decided she was indeed the strongest, and given her a present. Cirno grinned and took flight towards it. And if there was anything she had learnt from this, if anything, it was something very important...
Crystal Cupcakes are f**king deadly!
END OF DAY 09! Day 10 is now go!
I have nothing else left to say here... If you wish to say something about the above... thing... feel free to message me... or post your thoughts in brackets with your action. My fingers fricking hurt... so if I do reply to anything, it won't be much; but hey, that's the end of each update normally. :V
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>Rescue any remaining Will Smiths and join forces with a Fairy Army.
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>Get sword training from Youmu
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>Oh, what a wonderful opportunity. However, it would be such a waste to simply harvest the goods right now. No, no, no. Special specimens require special treatment. Take Remilia as my own loyal servant by giving her a special dosage of my own BLOOD. Oh, I do love how the wonders of SCIENCE! allow me to do such a thing.
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> High-five Flandre.
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>Attack a fellow player with a -1 roll.
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>Become the President! ... of Japan.
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> ...Icicles? UNFORGIVABLE! Give in to my rage, and unleash Karthus' Ultimate, the Requiem (lightning ver.) upon all sentient beings, dead or alive!
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> Be the little Pasuhead.
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>Mine for diamonds! THE SHINIES COMMAND IT!
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> Declare "[Blitz Sign] ALL THE ROCKET GRAB" directly at that Cirno!
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>Emerge.
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[[I try to achieve godhood and instead DIE THE DEATH of an angry Nineball. Frak my life.]]
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> Obviously I need stronger cards to protect me from falling icicles. I heard there was an Archfiend player somewhere around here. Find them and turn them into a card in a Shadow game.
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>Dan is not getting away that easily. Recover from the throw and launch self at his wounded form!
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[pesco]This ice ain't nice, sister (http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/8/85/Lich_ability_nova_06.mp3)[/pesco]
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>Snatch the belt of Deltora straight off the kid's abdomen.
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Ah, then
>Attempt to find out where I am.
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Go down road in hopes I can progress beyond being dead and nothing else happening
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Well that was dramatic.
>Bait UK into pouncing onto me while I magically start flying due to the effects of Remilia's blood. Ask if she'd like to be let go
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>Woohoo! Keep an eye open for the finish line, and wave the RAINBOW BLASTS around!
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[purvis]>Enhance UK's efforts with the power of ghosts.
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I should have guessed that'd go poorly.
>Roll a 1.
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>Get advice from Yuyuko on how to eat things while being a ghost.
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>.<
>Talk about the pet.
Really, I don't know. This is a long walk.
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> Taste the crystal cupcakes!
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> Crushed chest? Might be worth giving a damn about and doing something about.
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Oh dear, taking Remi for your own? My my, that won't do!
>Time to intervene and gum up Dormio's plans with a timely Dimension Tunnel to pull Remilia to safety!
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I don't even...WHYYYYYYY AAAAAA
>Take it easy.
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The actions, and results, of Day 10.
Kyo (NEW ENTRY?)
>Emerge.
4!
Colourless and emotionless, you rise up around a barren wasteland in the middle of nowhere.
Time to make your presence known!
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Smashy
> Declare "[Blitz Sign] ALL THE ROCKET GRAB" directly at that Cirno!
5!
One of Alice's dolls flies in and informs Alice that an ice fairy is heading away from the castle. You run out through an already broken window and spot her in the distance.
You declare a spell card and focus on the area above Cirno. Not long after, a great number of small rockets rain down around Cirno. It doesn't take long for one to hit her, and the following explosion signifies the end of Cirno for now. Alice is impressed, even if it was Cirno.
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Puppy
> Taste the crystal cupcakes!
4!
After finally catching your breath and sitting down for a bit, Pinkie pulls up two crystal cupcakes. After wondering what they actually taste like, you take a bite at the same time as Pinkie Pie.
They taste... very SWEET! Yet the flavour is different from what Pinkie just described. A random flavour with every Crystal Cupcake made, and a deadly item when thrown/shot... You may have just stumbled on the ultimate cupcake... and the ultimate weapon!
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Dormio
>Oh, what a wonderful opportunity. However, it would be such a waste to simply harvest the goods right now. No, no, no. Special specimens require special treatment. Take Remilia as my own loyal servant by giving her a special dosage of my own BLOOD. Oh, I do love how the wonders of SCIENCE! allow me to do such a thing.
6!
The lab needs to be fixed, but you have more important matters to attend to. You pick up the vampire and shove her in a capsule; akin to Hero's MMG spawner. It doesn't take you long to set up an advanced scientific experiment that opens up Remilia's body completely; revealing things that will remain censored due to a graphic gory nature. (I don't want to write this as a story anymore >< ) The lab begins fixing itself in the mean time, and after you get some of Remilia's blood for later use, you release her from the cell. You ask her to drop to her knees. She does so with the words 'But of course, Dormio-sama.'
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BT
>Talk about the pet.
3!
You go to ask about her pet, but she quickly changes the subject. Instead, she pats you on the head again and asks what are you doing on the moon. Before you get to respond, she summons a few wandering rabbits over and ask them to fight you. They hesitate at first, but prepare themselves. Roll to fight at the end of the round.
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Raitaki
> ...Icicles? UNFORGIVABLE! Give in to my rage, and unleash Karthus' Ultimate, the Requiem (lightning ver.) upon all sentient beings, dead or alive!
2!
You can't do a single thing. I mean, nevermind the fact that the ice didn't even hurt you in the first since you're already dead, but no amount of rage will summon anything for you like that.
Gosh this sucks. -1 to your next roll in... well... rage. :V
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SirChaotick
>Attempt to find out where I am.
1!
You fall through the ground and keep falling. You have no idea where you are going and where you are at all!
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Obb
>Get advice from Yuyuko on how to eat things while being a ghost.
4!
You seek out the one they call Yuyuko in an attempt to find out... what the!? You find yourself in front of a beautiful looking garden... and sitting nearby is... Yuyuko!
She was told you were in need of help; and decided to leave the party for a while to return home. A good friend helped with that, of course. She motions for you to sit down, which you do, and she begins to tell you about how it is for her.
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Pesco
>This ice ain't nice, sister
3!
The pair of you slow down as the ice finally stops its decent. You gaze at what has happened and suddenly, the spinning catches up to you. Before you have a chance to fall over, Hina catches you and drains some of your mis-fortune of the event. Stupid ice!
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Purvis
>Enhance UK's efforts with the power of ghosts.
5!
Aware of the events happening between UK & Dan, you do your best to help UK in whatever way you can. You feel your body return to normal as a wave of ghosts flock the lab which UK entered. The lab repels them with some form of barrier, but one manages to help UK find a way out. You zap into the area in question and head towards Dan, who is impaled on a house nearby.
Purvis is alive!
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Marukyuu
> Be the little Pasuhead.
2!
You go to slice your own head off, but realize you can't do so whilst you're dead. You're a little upset by this, but it's okay. If Hero can revive as a Yukurri, you're sure anything is possible!
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Hanzo
>Time to intervene and gum up Dormio's plans with a timely Dimension Tunnel to pull Remilia to safety!
2!
Something doesn't feel right, but you can't pull up a tunnel at all for some reason. You don't know what's going on, but you have to do something.
This ice, though... is getting on your nerves. -1 to your next action for icicle annoyance!
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LaserTurtle
>Mine for diamonds! THE SHINIES COMMAND IT!
3!
You whip out a pick-axe from nowhere and get to mining! No sooner have you started, however, it smashes.
... You may need to craft a better axe. >>
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Shadoweh
> Obviously I need stronger cards to protect me from falling icicles. I heard there was an Archfiend player somewhere around here. Find them and turn them into a card in a Shadow game.
6!
As the Queen of Games, you need to keep yourself protected at all costs! So you head for the Scarlet Devil Mansion; home to the great Scarlet Devil! You find the entire place has had an ice-makeover; you're pretty sure someone hates you somewhere. You burst in and challenge the first person you see; who happens to be male... and certainly an Archfiend! He has no time to respond to your challenge as you initiate a Shadow Game. He doesn't have anything to play with, so you lend him a spare deck. You thrash him either way, and seal him into a card. As the aura vanishes, the entire Mansion starts to crumble and fall apart. You get out of there asap as the mansion caves in on itself. The SDM has fallen.
Hanzo has been sealed by Shadoweh!
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Zen
>Rescue any remaining Will Smiths and join forces with a Fairy Army.
2!
You throw yourself into the destroyed cafe and try to help as many Will Smiths as you can. Not one of them make it, however, and it makes you pretty sad.
-1 to your next roll for the loss of your converted members.
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NekoRex
>Go down road in hopes I can progress beyond being dead and nothing else happening
1!
You just happen to be sucked down the same flipping odd hole that some other floater got sucked through. Oh well, guess you'll have fun chatting about what the f**k is going to happen next. :V
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UK
>Dan is not getting away that easily. Recover from the throw and launch self at his wounded form!
4!
You try to slink away as quick as you can, but the lab seems to be rebuilding quicker then you thought. However, a strange orb guides you out and you breath in the fresh air. Then you remember, Dan is still round here.
You burst round the outside of the house and spot Dan trying to move from his spot. Seems like he caught the attention of someone else. You ready your claws and launch yourself at him!
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ActionDan
>Bait UK into pouncing onto me while I magically start flying due to the effects of Remilia's blood. Ask if she'd like to be let go
2 - 1 = 1!
You are too busy trying to get out of this damn spot to bother about taunting UK. It probably doesn't help that the kitten in question is running straight towards you. You don't have a chance; guess you lost this one.
ActionDan is dead due to UK's serious scratching!
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Raikaria
> Crushed chest? Might be worth giving a damn about and doing something about.
6 - 2 = 4!
You groan quite a bit before making the rock get off you; forcing it to fly through the opening the iceberg created. You hear it land a fair bit away from the house and you sigh. You tapped into your ability quite nicely. Yukari seems satisfied with the result.
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Hero
>Take it easy.
4!
You don't let your recent death bother you, and you just chill out. Whilst doing so, you feel yourself just drift along somewhere. Not that you care; you're just taking it easy.
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Kasu
> High-five Flandre.
4!
With the fairies beaten, you stretch out a little; feels like it has been ages since you did that sort of thing. Flandre looks pretty happy beside you and says you were better then what she actually thought beforehand. You smile and the two of you high-five each other. You feel this has certainly been a success; despite the initial death.
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Tempest
>Snatch the belt of Deltora straight off the kid's abdomen.
2!
There was never any belt there in the first place. And what kid just wanders around with... oh screw it.
Besides, the entire room seems to be applauding each other on a job well done. You try not to join in, but Yuugi grabs hold of you. Seems she quite liked the way you fought back in the end.
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PX
>Become the President! ... of Japan.
4!
You declare, in your latest interview, that you'll become the President of Japan! A lot of talk is quickly spread around, and no one is sure that this will actually happen. Before you knew it, a declaration was announced that moved forward this decision; and without even getting a chance to understand what had happened, you become the first President of Japan!
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No Name
>Get sword training from Youmu
3!
You climb the long, long, long, long, long (I'm doing this on purpose), long, long, long stairway. You finally reach the place you desire and spot Youmu; her half-ghost bobbing away around her. She asks are you looking for a place to linger. You ask if she can teach you how to fight with swords. Youmu seems kind of surprised by such a request, but agrees; seeing as she wouldn't mind do so.
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Bio
>Attack a fellow player with a -1 roll.
1 - 1 = 0!
The darkness pulls you into some strange portal and you feel yourself... exiled. All you can see now is... nothing.
Bio has been sealed in the Void!
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qMyon
>Woohoo! Keep an eye open for the finish line, and wave the RAINBOW BLASTS around!
4!
Your eyes are as alert as Aya's and Rainbow Dash; as the ice continues to fall around you. Just as you clear the last one, the finish line can be spotted towards the ground. You blast the Cannon behind you to give Rainbow Dash the boost she needs. It's extremely close, but the two of you cross over ahead of the Tengu. Several ponies who were gathered around cheer as you both land. Despite losing, Aya seems pretty happy; seems like she enjoyed the race.
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Roukan
>Roll a 1.
6!
You... what... I mean... Oh come on! This is now... hang on a sec, you had a -1 to your next action. Let me change that...
6 - 1 = 5!
That doesn't really change much; but at least s**t is going to go crazy now. Anyhow, you somehow roll a 1... even though you just rolled a... Okay you know what, SCREW YOU!
Roukan has died for attempting to cause confusion and madness via roll-ception!
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BT must fight against some rabbit!
BT : 4. You steal their weapons and attack them. They do their best, but your hooves wait for no usa! You promptly dispatch them, and the lunarian claps. She is very pleased.
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Sourfang
Raitaki
No Name
SirChaotick
Obb
Marukyuu
YJ
Alliterator
Hero
ActionDan
Roukan
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Day 11 now begins! Where shall this path take us now?
It really is storming on now. Also, for those looking out for announcements in the future, don't. Cirno was being Cirno; future events will not play the same way. So consider yourselves warned.
Also, for the attention of Hanzo. Be aware that your rolls (and actions) from now on will determine whether or not Shadoweh keeps control of you. Figured I'd be a nice GM like that. ;)
{And on a side note, Dan, I'm sorry for your rolls so far; I really am.}
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>Begin training
Also, I'm dead but alive it seems? If I die again, am I double-dead? :V
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>Now, my faithful servant, bring your sister to me so that she may also know of the pleasures that you have experienced.
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Gah!
>Sealed in a card!? I have no time to trifle with such a matter! You, human! Unseal me at once! We must stop Dormio's plans! He's not Townie you know. You desire power, do you not? Unseal me, and you shall have it.
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> Attempt to heal via the power of not giving a damn.
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>Well if going downwards does not work, I must construct a bridge to the sky! All hands on deck! This is an important diplomatic invasion!
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> Set up an express crystal-cupcake delivery service using the cupcake cannon.
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>Operation Steal Dormio's Luck
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>Kittenfive Purvis. We kicked Dan's Action ass! Find a sunbeam and preen in victory
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>Gather Isaiah Mustafa, Terry Crews and Dikembe Mutombo into our team.
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> Summon a Dom Funf. (http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/MS-09F_Dom_Funf)
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I've had good rolls too, so it evens out.
>Operation steal Dormio's servants
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>We have managed to complete Our plan to bring Japan under Our control. We shall now rebuild Japan into the greatest nation in the World! We shall bring our economy to the top, steal the best technology, and have a military so great that no nation shall refuse our demands. And so, Our first order of business! Take over Russia!
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> Cheesy Victory Pose!
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>Give up and force the plot to make something interesting happen
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>
Haunt the most science-y person in the block, and compel them to engage in marvelous feats of science, giving them a +1 bonus to these endeavors! Wait nevermind, the poor fool isn't even engaging in scientific discovery, just scientific abuse >:C Gimme a sec while I figure out how to butcher this thing.
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[pesco]Omnislash BT in revenge for the rabbits[/pesco]
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>Celebrations! RAINBOW cocktails for everyone! Some for Aya too, it's good to be polite.
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> Become a red-blue final boss (http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/gill-illuminati.jpg) and spend the whole super meter to revive.
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>Roll a 1.
6!
You... what... I mean... Oh come on! This is now... hang on a sec, you had a -1 to your next action. Let me change that...
6 - 1 = 5!
That doesn't really change much; but at least s**t is going to go crazy now. Anyhow, you somehow roll a 1... even though you just rolled a... Okay you know what, SCREW YOU!
Roukan has died for attempting to cause confusion and madness via roll-ception!
My work here is done. B)
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[purvis] Oh dear, time to go reclaim my market controls by proving I am alive and thus never lost them to a court of law!
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My work here is done. B)
Trying to be funny now since you didn't actually roll a 0 >:C
What are the chances 1 in 6 of getting a 1 and then a -1 on top of that.
>Obtain 40 UPlay points : Rolling a 0
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>Obtain wisdom teeth.
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sqdqsdsq
>Teleport one metre above a random player, preferably not getting encased in stone in the process
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>Team up with Flandre and blow up the lab, rescue Remilia, and save the world.
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> Take a extremely ordinary walk to a extremely ordinary house with my extremely ordinary Will Smiths
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The actions, and results, of Day 11!
No Name
>Begin training
5!
You start training alongside Youmu, who seems to be very serious with how you handle your blade. You soon feel... better? A cold sensation can be felt around you as a white blob begins to float around you; almost like the one Youmu has.
No Name is alive... Half alive, half ghost.
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ActionDan
>Operation steal Dormio's servants
2!
You attempt to go through the lab and take Remilia back... but the lab repels you somehow... Curses!
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Kyo
>Team up with Flandre and blow up the lab, rescue Remilia, and save the world.
3!
You have no idea where the vampire is right now; much less the lab. A wandering tengu tells you about a party at a castle.
Guess that's your destination!
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Hero
>Operation Steal Dormio's Luck
6!
You change your mind about taking it easy; Dormio has gone too far this time! You don't care what happens to you anymore... You appear in front of Dormio and grab him. He may have so many plans of his own, but he's still flesh and blood. You sap his energy in exchange for having your ghost blown away! You find yourself on a boat with someone in dark-blue...
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Dormio
>Now, my faithful servant, bring your sister to me so that she may also know of the pleasures that you have experienced.
3!
You order Remilia to perform a simple ta... What the... That was... that felt extremely weird. And not good weird, either. Remilia asks you what's wrong. You don't know... But something tells you it isn't good...
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Hanzo
>Sealed in a card!? I have no time to trifle with such a matter! You, human! Unseal me at once! We must stop Dormio's plans! He's not Townie you know. You desire power, do you not? Unseal me, and you shall have it.
6!
You erupt from the card in full force; surprising Shadoweh in the process. She bested you fair and square, so you don't leave her behind. You both storm to Dormio's lab and, in one full swipe, completely destroy the barrier around it. Shadoweh walks in, protected under your aura. Your image appears in front of Dormio, and you release Remilia from her control. Shadoweh faces down a stubborn Dormio... and ends it with a knife to the chest.
Dormio is killed by Shadoweh!
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Raikaria
> Attempt to heal via the power of not giving a damn.
4!
Anything that the rock did to you has been fixed... just by taking it easy! Yukari claps and pulls out a bottle of sake. The first step of many, she says before placing the bottle on the now fixed table.
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LaserTurtle
>Well if going downwards does not work, I must construct a bridge to the sky! All hands on deck! This is an important diplomatic invasion!
1!
The ground around you erupts! You go flying! You then hit the ground... like a sack of potatoes... Your body then somehow rolls into a big lake.
LaserTurtle is dead after the flight of their life!
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Puppy
> Set up an express crystal-cupcake delivery service using the cupcake cannon.
2!
Pinkie Pie drops the cannon and rests on the comfy floor. She is tired... and wants some sleep. You don't blame her, and you decide to rest too. Poor Pinkie. That cannon does look like it needs some attention.
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Zen
> Take a extremely ordinary walk to a extremely ordinary house with my extremely ordinary Will Smiths
3!
After everything that happened, you feel like you deserve a normal walk... and a normal house to party in.
Too bad the house was a little too green for your liking... and you walked right into it anyway. Roll to HOUSE CREEPER at the end of the round!
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UK
>Kittenfive Purvis. We kicked Dan's Action ass! Find a sunbeam and preen in victory
6!
You offer Purvis a kitten-five! Purvis gladly accepts, and slaps your paw with his hand. The second you do, Dormio's lab explodes! You spot Remilia, Shadoweh and someone else running well away from the place.
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Tempest
>Gather Isaiah Mustafa, Terry Crews and Dikembe Mutombo into our team.
3!
Unfortunately, they are all pretty busy. You do, however, get a package containing Old Spice stuff... Guess that's a plus.
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Kasu
> Summon a Dom Funf.
2!
Flandre looks at you and asks what is a Dom Funf. As you begin explaining, you quickly remember something... You're explaining this to Flandre. You stop and wave it off.
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PX
>We have managed to complete Our plan to bring Japan under Our control. We shall now rebuild Japan into the greatest nation in the World! We shall bring our economy to the top, steal the best technology, and have a military so great that no nation shall refuse our demands. And so, Our first order of business! Take over Russia!
1!
Russia is like your best friend! You couldn't hurt Russia even if you tried! You propose an alliance to them.
They are completely taken back by this... and agree. Now you are completely surprised by this!
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Smashy
> Cheesy Victory Pose!
5!
You unleash the most cheesy victory pose you can muster. Alice doesn't say anything, but several of her dolls mimic the pose.
You are greeted with a smile; and Alice asks if you'd like to walk around for a bit with her.
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NekoRex
>Give up and force the plot to make something interesting happen
6!
You find yourself in a simple room... The entire room is laid out in green lines, forming squares of black. In front of you is a giant timer... counting down to the 20th of December, based on the amount of hours it is showing.
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Raitaki
> Haunt the most science-y person in the block, and compel them to engage in marvelous feats of science, giving them a +1 bonus to these endeavors!
1 - 1 = 0!
You find yourself on a boat. You are not quite sure how you got here... But the person with the scythe may have answers.
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Pesco
>Omnislash BT in revenge for the rabbits.
4!
All I have to say here is... INCOMING, BT!
BT will be rolling to dodge at the end of the round.
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qMyon
>Celebrations! RAINBOW cocktails for everyone! Some for Aya too, it's good to be polite.
5!
You get a +1 to next roll; still with Aya, RD and ponies.
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Marukyuu
> Become a red-blue final boss and spend the whole super meter to revive.
3!
Nothing happens.
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Purvis
Oh dear, time to go reclaim my market controls by proving I am alive and thus never lost them to a court of law!
4!
You do so in an epic courtcase.
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Bio
>Obtain 40 UPlay points : Rolling a 0
1!
You roll a 1, which becomes a 6; which means you rolled the highest number instead of the lowest number. Which means I'm going to f**k with you a little more! You are in the Void after all!
Bio is dead for trying to show off!
Roukan is alive because why the f**k not!
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Obb
>Obtain wisdom teeth.
5!
You and Yuyuko eat together. You gain wisdom. +1 to next roll.
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Sir Chaotick
>Teleport one metre above a random player, preferably not getting encased in stone in the process
5!
You appear above PX! PX must roll to dodge!
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Zen must Roll!
Zen : 2. Zen gets -2 to next round.
BT must Roll!
BT : 1. BT is dead.
PX must Roll!
PX : 1. PX is dead.
Chaotick must Roll!
Chaotick : 1. Chaotick is dead.
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Sourfang
Raitaki
SirChaotick
Obb
Marukyuu
YJ
Alliterator
Hero
ActionDan
Dormio
LaserTurtle
Bio
BT
PX
SirChaotick
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Day 12 start.
[LOTS OF EDITING TO DO HERE! But you may continue on as normal. Been a horrid night tonight. Apologies in advance and what not. At the very least, you've got stuff there to go off; so go with that. Those who want to wait for more info, I'll be editing in the afternoon since OH MY GOSH, I HAVE A JOB NOW! :V ]
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>:(
>I am the President of Japan for goodness sakes! There is nothing I can't do with our advancements in technology! You see, I have hundreds of clones! HUNDREDS! AND ALL OF THEM ARE APTLY NAMED "Rei"! I shall never die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REVIVE AS THE PRESIDENT OF JAPAN!
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>Order a unit of Will Smiths to get Dormio body and clone him to make a Dormio army that look like clowns (With a slight chance of rebelion in the process, even thought not likely.)
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>Laugh like a maniac at my success!
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[purvis]>Nowthen, with a newfound wariness of small youkai in buckets, let us commence to build the Hodgman Engine!
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>Go to the party forgotten of our previous journey! Perhaps we will meet some other vampires too?
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>Oh, the woes of being as amazing as I am. Some people are simply far too jealous. Ah well, it's not as if I'm not prepared for a situation like this. Activate protocol UWADEAD.
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>Offer the aid of kittens and cats everywhere to Purvis' hoboverlord attempts
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Ah...That was therapeutic. Nothing like carving up some sot who makes even an Archfiend feel sickened.
Now then, since I am a devil of my word, I'll keep up my end of the bargain. But first, just to be sure, I have to take care of a few side matters.
Worry not Shadoweh! I always keep my word!
Also dormz, you no longer have control over her. Didn't you read how she was freed? Also yer dead.
>Seal Dormio's body in a Card, and seal Dormio's soul in another. Then seal the cards in cards, and those cards in cards, and then those cards in cards.
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Oh, oops.
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> Partake in sake drinking with Yukari
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>ascend
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Welp, so much for the Dom.
> Look around for an Acguy (http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/MSM-04_Acguy) instead.
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> Appear in front of the Yama in a court trial. Boast at length about orchestrating the Nagasaki atomic bombing, while slipping bits about Dormio's involvement and his grand plans of cosmic obliteration.
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>Attack two players who are doing badly with unwitting amounts of POOOWWEEEEERRRR...IN A CAN!
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>Possess one of Alice's dolls. Just for fun.
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[pesco]You brought a rock to a sword fight (http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/9/9b/Jugg_rival_09.mp3)[/pesco]
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::)
>Become Pegasus Space Ghost Pony.
That's what I get for missing a day.
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Pfft- that joke is a bit al dente, Pesco.
>With Obb's newfound wisdom, realize the ponies must be defeated when weakened: harvest the sleeping pony's flesh and prepare a meal to enjoy with the Ghostly Mentor.
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>Stay dead. :smug:
I have rolled once above 3 throughout this time I think.
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>Rope Aya and RD into an effort to tap into the power of the SPEED FORCE and RAINBOWS combined to resurrect a random player! Cause we`re just that awesome.
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>Converse with Youmu about life/unlife, to see what being half ghost changes
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Err, I already was dead...?
>Make deaths cancel each other out.
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Oh, why not.
>Return as a TBC-era raid boss.
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> ... I should be on the lookout for a certain white-black now, shouldn't I?
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> Give up.
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>Ascertain the purpose of this room or abode
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Hmm.. Well this didn't go quite to plan. Let's see what we can do here....
> Modify the Cupcake Cannon into a Cupcake Sentry gun, sets it to delivery mode.
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Many thanks to Bio for sacrificing himself in my place. You're a true bro.
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>Do nothing.
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PX
>I am the President of Japan for goodness sakes! There is nothing I can't do with our advancements in technology! You see, I have hundreds of clones! HUNDREDS! AND ALL OF THEM ARE APTLY NAMED "Rei"! I shall never die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REVIVE AS THE PRESIDENT OF JAPAN!
2!
Dreams are dreams; and you are no Dormio. There are no clones ready to march out for you, and nothing can repair what has been done. You float on... -1 for the sadness that is death.
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Pesco
>You brought a rock to a sword fight
4!
You taunt the moon before brandishing a sword. Seems like the moon launched a rock down to you. You slice it clean in two!
Hina makes sure the blast the rock made doesn't hurt you.
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Hanzo
>Seal Dormio's body in a Card, and seal Dormio's soul in another. Then seal the cards in cards, and those cards in cards, and then those cards in cards.
2!
With Dormio dead, you crave to rub it in that little bit more. The lab exploding, however, reminds you that you don't need to recover his body; let alone seal it away. I mean, he's dead! He can't do anything else now.
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qMyon
>Rope Aya and RD into an effort to tap into the power of the SPEED FORCE and RAINBOWS combined to resurrect a random player! Cause we`re just that awesome.
2 + 1 = 3!
The talk of bringing people back through a combination of rainbows and speed fall on deaf ears...
By that I mean, Aya heard 'Rainbows' and RD heard 'Speed.' They grin at each other and declare a race contest, for everyone!
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Raitaki
> Appear in front of the Yama in a court trial. Boast at length about orchestrating the Nagasaki atomic bombing, while slipping bits about Dormio's involvement and his grand plans of cosmic obliteration.
4!
You arrive before the Yama herself, and as the trial starts, you go on about the Nagasaki incident. She stops you before sighing; another story-teller. When you mention Dormio, however, the Yama leans forward a little. Whilst you are certainly making bits up, she agrees about Dormio's recent actions. However, this is your judgment; not his... yet. JUDGMENT AWAITS AT THE END OF THE ROUND!
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Puppy
> Modify the Cupcake Cannon into a Cupcake Sentry gun, sets it to delivery mode.
2!
You go to touch the cannon and it leaves a nasty mark on your hands. You make Apple Bloom jump, but Pinkie remains asleep.
-1 to your next roll.
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LaserTurtle
>Possess one of Alice's dolls. Just for fun.
3!
You attempt to take control of one of Alice's dolls. Whilst you don't succeed, you manage to make several of them scatter randomly around the room. You certainly caused a bit of trouble there.
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Obb
>With Obb's newfound wisdom, realize the ponies must be defeated when weakened: harvest the sleeping pony's flesh and prepare a meal to enjoy with the Ghostly Mentor.
2 + 1 = 3!
You declare your tastes for ponies! Yuyuko waves her finger at you and reminds you not to be too loud.
She does, however, direct your attention into the room behind you both. On the table is... food! With your new 'wisdom,' she invites you to eat with her; she'll be calling Youmu in too.
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Kyo
>Go to the party forgotten of our previous journey! Perhaps we will meet some other vampires too?
4!
You head on over to the castle that has been in the news recently, and head inside once there. It feels odd walking on... a mattress... but you're okay with this. You hear the jangling of jewels nearby...
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Roukan
>Do nothing.
2!
You spot a lake nearby and think it's a great idea to go for a swim! Only that you forgot about your ability to... you know... swim! Roll to glub swim at the end of the round!
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Dormio
>Oh, the woes of being as amazing as I am. Some people are simply far too jealous. Ah well, it's not as if I'm not prepared for a situation like this. Activate protocol UWADEAD.
3!
You believe there is a plan for anything! So much so that you even had one in case such an event happened. However, it seems like some hermit knew what you were up to; and is looking right at you... She can see you!
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Bio
>Stay dead.
5!
You decide to remain dead... but it's boring on your own. So you decide to bring someone else down with you... Oh the list of people is just... too good to choose! Special roll at the end of the round.
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Smashy
> ... I should be on the lookout for a certain white-black now, shouldn't I?
3!
You keep your eyes open for a certain... Oh. There she is! But she just came over to say hi. You're watching her for a bit, before Alice motions you to follow her. Marisa heads over to another group and pats you on the back. That... kind of hurt.
Either way, you follow Alice out of the room.
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BT
>Become Pegasus Space Ghost Pony.
1!
You become... a human with wings! Wait... did that just happen?!
BT is alive.
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Hero
>Laugh like a maniac at my success!
4!
You begin to laugh... louder then ever before! You can't believe how well that worked. The person in front of you tells you to calm down a little, as this is the Sanzu River. He then apologizes and asks about 'the others' who helped you.
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SirChaotick
>Make deaths cancel each other out.
2!
I'm afraid this fails for two reasons. 1) I didn't get to describe what happened last night for a number of people.
Which leads into 2) You were alive when you teleported, then died again. So... you're still dead. Sorry.
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Kasu
> Look around for an Acguy instead.
4!
You walk with Flandre and suddenly find yourself in an even bigger area. Inside, you see a magnicifant mobile suit in front of you. Flandre flies around it and asks to add some wings like hers onto the back of it, to match her.
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NekoRex
>Ascertain the purpose of this room or abode
3!
You look around to find out what this room is for, or why it even exists. You find nothing in your search...
Except for the button underneath the timer, on its own stand of course. There is nothing written on or around it.
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Zen
>Order a unit of Will Smiths to get Dormio body and clone him to make a Dormio army that look like clowns (With a slight chance of rebelion in the process, even thought not likely.)
4 - 2 = 2.
With the explosion still ringing in your ears, you manage to drag yourself away from the area, until one Will Smith helps you up; before carrying you the rest of the way. Gosh... How quickly things can turn. -1 to your next roll.
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ActionDan
>ascend
6!
You feel yourself float upwards... and not for the reason you originally thought. Your body begins to return to normal... And you appear in a very open... OH NO! Tenshi walks up to you and welcomes you. You suddenly realise... you're a celestial!
ActionDan is... alive?!
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Sourfang
>Return as a TBC-era raid boss.
2!
Nothing goes quite to plan anymore. You just want to break out again... but it just seems so hard these days...
You swear you'll get back... some day...
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Marukyuu
> Give up.
1!
You refuse to sit down and take the afterlife so nicely! You charge up to the Sanzu River, only to get bolted faraway from it! You land in the rubble... or, icy rubble, of the SDM with a loud thud!
Marukyuu is alive!
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Raikaria
> Partake in sake drinking with Yukari
3!
You stumble over your lines and fail to accept the drink. Thankfully, Yukari knows what you mean, and slides over a little cup. You curse over it, but end up drinking 'happily' despite it all.
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Tempest
>Attack two players who are doing badly with unwitting amounts of POOOWWEEEEERRRR...IN A CAN!
4!
Well... hold on whilst I thank my lucky stars I wrote up all the rolls on Excel yesterday. Because this would have been HELL to do otherwise.
(Kanjou is reading through dice rolls. Please wait...)
You know what... I'm leaving Dan out of it this time! Marukyuu and BT will roll to dodge SURPRISE at the end of the round.
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No Name
>Converse with Youmu about life/unlife, to see what being half ghost changes
4!
After a good deal of training, you take a little break and ask Youmu about being half-ghost. Youmu informs you of a number of things; including how you can feel what your half-ghost does depending on the situation, and how many times you can send it out at people before it drains you. It's pretty helpful, at least; and your half ghost is floating around you a little more.
You think it feels happy.
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Purvis
>Nowthen, with a newfound wariness of small youkai in buckets, let us commence to build the Hodgman Engine!
2!
Your plan... fails. It's annoying how quickly this plan keeps falling in the literate bucket. You hurt your foot kicking something, and curse away. -1 to your next roll.
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UK
>Offer the aid of kittens and cats everywhere to Purvis' hoboverlord attempts
5!
You notice Purvis having some serious issues, and call over a great number of cats and kittens to help him out. Purvis quickly calms down in time, and thanks you all for it. The plan didn't take off... but at least he seems better now. Purvis has lost his -1, and now gains a +1 for his next action. UK also gains a +1 for the next action.
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Raitaki faces JUDGMENT!
Raitaki : 3. The Yama is annoyed by the fact you thought you could walk through this by telling stories that weren't your own. But... whispers float around about 'training' being held in the Netherworld. After mentioning Dormio again, you are sent to Yuyuko's gardens. The Yama grants you life again, but if you are to die again, she will not be impressed... and hopes you learn from your experience today!
Raitaki is alive!
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Roukan must roll to swim!
Rou : 6. Well... this is... you become Rou-tan!
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Who does Bio 'kill?'
After witnessing such an attack, you figure someone got a little... big for their boots. You found your perfect match! The arms of death wrap round the Archfiend, and destroys him!
Hanzo is dead due to Bio's Pulse!
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Marukyuu rolls against a surprise attack!
Marukyuu : 4. The attack has no affect on you whatsoever. In fact, it manages to break the ice around you down a little more.
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BT rolls against a surprise attack!
BT : 5. The moon is ready for it this time, and simply reflects the attack back to where it came from.
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Tempest must roll against the counter!
Tempest : 6! The blast intensifies as you direct it elsewhere. You're not sure how big this is going to get... but boy, someone is going to hate you!
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Pesco must roll against the counter of a counter!
Pesco : 5! Hina mis-directs it for you; in a completely bizarre manner. The laser looks stupid to you... you are so glad that isn't hitting you.
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Shadoweh must roll to this s**t-storm of a combo!
Shadoweh : 6! In a glorious loop-around, the laser whizzes past you, round the world, and directly to the Yakumo residence.
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Raikaria must roll against whatever the f**k this is anymore!
Raikaria : 5! Yukari opens up a lovely gap so you don't need to worry about it anymore. Knowing that someone has messed with stuff long enough, Yukari opens it up somewhere...
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Zen must roll for... for... (head-desks on the most insane on-going thing he has ever had to endure in this session.)
Zen : 2 - 1 = 1! Everything around you blows up... In a way you will never be able to fathom.
Zen is dead.
EVERYONE GETS A -1 due to this s**t-storm of a combo! Even the ghosts are feeling this one!
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Sourfang
SirChaotick
Obb
YJ
Alliterator
Hero
Dormio
LaserTurtle
Bio
PX
SirChaotick
Hanzo
Zen
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End of day 12! Time for the 13th!
I'm slowly catching up with the previous one; more on that soon. Today (or yesterday, now) has been busy for once; so hey, that's something. A slight heads up, guys, I'll be 'cutting loose ends' in the build up for awards and stuff. I do like people pointing out stuff that doesn't quite add up; but that probably was down to the confusion of the previous post. Anyway, it's the 13th! So post away~ <3
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>Stay dead
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>Ask some nearby person why I'm standing on a mattress.
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>Rest up a bit- the training probably took a lot out of me...us?
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>Answer with
"Others? I don't know them."
While doing a spin.
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>Hmm? Fascinating. Someone can see me? It would be horribly rude of me to ignore them. Let's try demonstrating the wonders of SCIENCE! to this hermit, and begin protocol D34TH. In order to do that, the first phase would be to use all that blood I harvested to created a new vassal for my being.
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>Team up with Jackie Chan and break out of hell!
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> Add the wings and rename it the Acguy Flan.
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become super-dead spirit adviser to a random alive player. Teach them the Turtle Spark to pass on my legacy.
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> Accept Sir LaserTurtle as my mentor, inherit the Turtle Spark from the great old soul, and improve it with our own liberal amounts of SCIENCE!
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>It seems the alliance with Purvis is profitable for both of us. By our powers combined, revive the Hodgman Empire and become Purvis' background advisor
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Hey I was completely missed by the combo why do I get a minus ;_; I am also pleased to see that I murdered Dormio AS IT SHOULD BE.
> ..Where did my card go? Some ghost took it? Well it can replace it, turn Bio into the card Witty Phantom.
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>Uh-oh....volunteer to be the starting official, and use the RAINBOW CANNON as the starting pistol. Bonus points for anyone who can beat the bolt from the CANNON.
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>Corpse: Explode.
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>Ask the god of rolls to be nice to me for the next few turns.
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[pesco]Buy Hina an Aghanim's Scepter[/pesco]
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Just according to keikaku.
> Cast Megidolaon in a random direction.
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>Who is Obb to refuse such gracious hospitality, rather than carry out the demise and consumption of ponies?
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[purvis]>Put forth only teh choicest gibberings to aid in the spread of Hodgmania.
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> Attempt to figure out what the hell just happened.
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NO FUCK
>ABORT
ALL MY HARD WORK
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Dead? Oh my. I'm not about to let something as trifling as death keep me from holding up my end of the bargain. I'd be a laughingstock back at the watercooler!
I have a quota to fill, and a reputation to keep after all. Well, let's see about doing 'that'. After all, I am a devil of my word.
>From beyond the grave, elevate Shadoweh to Archfiend status herself! ...And get her some better, more suitable clothes if it works out as well.
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....um..
> Get bored with the cupcake cannon since it doesn't seem to want to play nice, and goes to wander to find something else to do.
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Myuu~<3
>Suplex the nearest player!
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>Be careful and stay safe
>Apply Old Spice 'Champion' to Yuugi, she'll be all the defense we'll ever need.
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bleh, I need more luck with rolls
>Figure out what the button does without pressing it. Use l33t hacking skills if needed
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Dormio
>Hmm? Fascinating. Someone can see me? It would be horribly rude of me to ignore them. Let's try demonstrating the wonders of SCIENCE! to this hermit, and begin protocol D34TH. In order to do that, the first phase would be to use all that blood I harvested to created a new vassal for my being.
3 - 1 = 2!
The hermit asks you why you're wandering around so... you run straight through her. She holds you in place with her bandaged arm. It seems weird having someone hold you from the inside of your chest... Ghostly or not. -1 to your next roll due to the hermit's grip.
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Zen
>Team up with Jackie Chan and break out of hell!
2 - 1 = 1!
You're not in hell; you're just drifting along somewhere. And you have no idea where anyone is right now... You feel yourself sinking into the ground as a result...
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Kasu
> Add the wings and rename it the Acguy Flan.
5 - 1 = 4!
You quickly get to work in recreating Flandre's wings on the back of the suit. It ends up working nicely. Flandre seems so happy. She wants you to get in right away!
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LaserTurtle
>become super-dead spirit adviser to a random alive player. Teach them the Turtle Spark to pass on my legacy.
3 - 1 = 2!
As much as you want to teach those living your tricks, you just can't get through to them. This makes you a little sad. -1 to your next roll.
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Purvis
>Put forth only teh choicest gibberings to aid in the spread of Hodgmania.
3 + 1 - 1 = 3!
You manage to merge colours between you & UK to assist in the spread of Hodgmania. Whilst there still needs some work to be done, you can honestly say it's getting there. Soon... very soon!
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Raikaria
> Attempt to figure out what the hell just happened.
6 - 1 = 5!
You blink wildly and almost spill your sake as you question Yukari about what the f**k just happened. Yukari waves it off as someone messing around. You quickly tell her she does so all the time. Yukari gives you a +1 to your next roll for being very quick.
She also tells you someone really did f**k around big time... and may have destroyed a large chunk of something.
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BT
>ABORT
5 - 1 = 4!
You don't want that happening again anytime soon, so you declare an ABORT to the crowds of rabbits nearby. You get zapped to a mysterious location... with a giant timer, and someone standing not to far away from you...
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Hanzo
>From beyond the grave, elevate Shadoweh to Archfiend status herself!
5 - 1 = 4!
Contracts are contracts, and you are certain to give Shadoweh what she signed up for. From death to life, you send the energy through Shadoweh, and watch her transform into the Archfiend you always saw. Shadoweh's -1 is negated!
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Tempest
>Apply Old Spice 'Champion' to Yuugi, she'll be all the defense we'll ever need.
6 - 1 = 5!
You zip over and ask Yuugi if she would like some Old Spice. She shrugs and says why not. She quite likes it, and decides to let you stick around. In fact, she gives you a drink in exchange for the... exchange.
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PX
>Stay dead.
2 - 1 = 1!
You spring back to life! I f**king hate you!
PX is alive!
PX will roll to dodge at the end of the round.
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Kyo
>Ask some nearby person why I'm standing on a mattress.
4 - 1 = 3!
As you wander around the castle, you try to find people to question... but find no one. You stumble into a room with two ponies resting... and a girl nearby. She tells you the whole place is 'comfy.' Huh.
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No Name
>Rest up a bit- the training probably took a lot out of me...us?
2 - 1 = 1!
There is no time for rest! Training continues according to Youmu! Then Yuyuko nips out and calls you both to dinner... for training. How is eating considered training?!
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Hero
>Answer with "Others? I don't know them." While doing a spin.
6 - 1 = 5!
You do a few quick spins and tell the person you don't know who they are. He seems to nod... but wanders how you all had the same location in mind at the same time. He tells you his name is Reita... and he is actually wanting your help with something...
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Raitaki
> Accept Sir LaserTurtle as my mentor, inherit the Turtle Spark from the great old soul, and improve it with our own liberal amounts of SCIENCE!
2 - 1 = 1!
You deny the teachings of LaserTurtle more then anyone else. You have no idea why you would want to learn such a thing. The Master Spark, however, sounds like a great card to steal... I mean learn! Yeah; no one will see that coming!
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Puppy
> Get bored with the cupcake cannon since it doesn't seem to want to play nice, and goes to wander to find something else to do.
5 - 1 - 1 = 3!
It pains you to walk away from the cannon, but you thankfully have someone else stumble into your room at the right moment. You inform them about the 'Comfy Castle' and what has been happening. Nice to talk to a new face, you guess.
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NekoRex
>Figure out what the button does without pressing it. Use l33t hacking skills if needed
4 - 1 = 3!
You search, stare, prod, smack, and even attempt to hack into anything you can to figure out what the button does...
But nothing comes up. You're getting so frustrated you don't even notice the mysterious person who just jumped into the room with you...
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UK
>It seems the alliance with Purvis is profitable for both of us. By our powers combined, revive the Hodgman Empire and become Purvis' background advisor
3 + 1 - 1 = 3!
With the empire going through the revival phase, you offer what you can to aid Purvis. Whilst there isn't much at the moment, he is happy to have you as an advisor. This shall be glorious, you're sure of it!
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Shadoweh
> ..Where did my card go? Some ghost took it? Well it can replace it, turn Bio into the card Witty Phantom.
5!
Annoyed at the loss of a card, and fresh of the new found power you just got, you aim your first charge at Bio. Bio's action (and roll) will determine the success of this roll.
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qMyon
>Uh-oh....volunteer to be the starting official, and use the RAINBOW CANNON as the starting pistol. Bonus points for anyone who can beat the bolt from the CANNON.
4 - 1 = 3!
You put your hand up to help out, when everyone else does too. Thankfully, you have the cannon, and a quick blast from it allows you to go to the front. It does need charging though, so while everyone gets ready, you give the cannon a chance to rest up a little longer.
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SirChaotick
>Corpse: Explode.
5 - 1 = 4!
What else can I say here... Your corpse explodes, and you smile whilst you watch it. Now go do something else~ :V
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Bio
>Ask the god of rolls to be nice to me for the next few turns.
3 - 1 = 2!
The dice are not in your favour, and you feel yourself be sucked into a dark realm... before being sealed inside a card.
Bio has been sealed by Shadoweh!
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Pesco
>Buy Hina an Aghanim's Scepter
4 - 1 = 3!
As thanks for all that has happened lately, you go to buy Hina a scepter... but you don't have the money. Thankfully, you can craft it with what you have, and you give her the scepter after you're done. She is pretty thankful for it; and says it's a step up from what someone else did earlier.
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Obb
>Who is Obb to refuse such gracious hospitality, rather than carry out the demise and consumption of ponies?
5 - 1 = 4!
You can't wait to sit down and tuck in! Yuyuko calls over Youmu, after which you learn someone else is also down here too.
The four of you sit around and prepare to have a nice meal!
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Marukyuu
> Cast Megidolaon in a random direction.
6 - 1 = 5!
You build upon the shock of whatever happened earlier, and fire of Megidolaon! The Comfy Castle is about to get hit by
a very... VERY big hitting spell. EVERYONE IN THE CASTLE MUST ROLL AT THE END OF THE ROUND!
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Roukan... or should that be, Rou-tan!
>Suplex the nearest player!
6 - 1 = 5!
>You spot someone casting a spell in a random direction. That seems really mean! You want to play too!
Marukyuu must roll to SUPLEX at the end of the round.
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PX must roll for the sake of rolling!
PX : 3! The shock of coming back to life suddenly hits you... along with the cameras of Japan. You don't quite know what
happened... but they seem surprised as much as you do. -1 to your next roll.
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Kasu, Tempest Kyo & Puppy must roll against Megidolaon!
Kasu : 5. You feel the place shake as stuff begins to fall from the roof. You quickly hop in the Ac-Flan and get to work. Flandre sits on it from the outside as you blast through the ground, into the sunlight, and away from the castle!
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Tempest : 4. Yuugi makes sure it doesn't affect you; though everyone else nearby reacts differently to it. Despite things going everywhere, and the room shaking badly, Yuugi doesn't spill a drop of sake. This oni really is all you'll need!
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Kyo : 1. The spell shakes the entire castle, and you feel something run straight through you. Your life fades away almost instantly!
Kyo has fallen to the Megidolaon!
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Puppy : 4. Kyo falls down in front of you, Apple Bloom jumps into you, and Pinkie Pie wakes up yelling! The castle remains standing despite the shaking, and whatever just launched itself directly outside... but this could take a while to sort out. You are fine, thankfully.
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Marukyuu is gonna get suplexed!
Marukyuu : 1. You get suplexed through the ground. We're talking unholy levels of F**KING ROU-TAN SUPLEXING HERE! Don't believe me? She just suplexed you into her quest!
Marukyuu has been suplexed into the past... where you will read Loli-Quest for everytime your ghost reminds you of which bone broke in what order.
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Sourfang
SirChaotick
Obb
YJ
Alliterator
Hero
Dormio
LaserTurtle
Bio
PX
SirChaotick
Hanzo
Zen
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DAY 14 starts now! XD
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>Eating is training? Ok, I'm not complaining. Enjoy the dinner while watching for anything suspicious.
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>I hate persistent people. Ignore the hermit and leave.
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>Use shadowy advisor position to co opt the luckiest players into being on our cabinet for the Hodgman Empire. Force them to become hobos first
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>Right! Wait for cooldown, then let's go! Finish line's the Comfy Castle!
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>First decree of as the newly reborn president: Destroy America
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[purvis]>Teach UK the ropes. For instance, the best dumpsters to raid; like that one behind the fancy restaurant.
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> Look around for anyone that needs help. We're allies of justice now!
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>Agree to anything just because.
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> Excellent, now let me look at what else is on my card list.. a Castle of Dark Illusions! This bouncy castle is close enough. GO MY WITTY PHANTOM! DEFEAT THAT CASTLE SO I MAY SEAL IT AWAY!
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>Die again,
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>Open shop to teach people a variety of things within my fields of knowledge - specifically, giant lasers and failing to do everything else.
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> Acquire a large piece of parchment, inscribe complex three-dimensional geometric vectors on it, and invent scientific magic by shooting an electromagnetic-flavored (as in hardcore electromagnetism, not these puny photons) Master Spark into the sky in a grandeur and infinite pillar!
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>Reincarnate into an amorphous block of concrete.
Eh, what do I know.
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[pesco]Enquire about what I just one-upped[/pesco]
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>chill out with Tenshi
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> Be the little hungry jiang-shi
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Wow.. ok that was quite a hit the castle took...
> Re-enforce the blanket-fort castle so it may be STRONGER than ever!!
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>Reincarnate into an amorphous block of concrete.
This man. This man has plans.
>Enjoy the fellowship of a simple meal shared together.
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>Refuse to submit.
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>Dismantle timer.
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> Partake in whatever shenanigans Yukari has planned for today.
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... whups forgot about this.
> Ponder adding a method to firing lasers out of these arms while following Alice.
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I did promise power after all, And it worked out quite marvelously. Now, to take care of a few other matters...I am a very thorough man after all.
>Now that I've kept up my end of the bargain, it's time to find a Leyline Nexus to prepare for my great revival!
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>Check for updates to Routan.exe.
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UK
>Use shadowy advisor position to co opt the luckiest players into being on our cabinet for the Hodgman Empire. Force them to become hobos first
2!
You attempt to send invites out to people, as Purvis needs you nearby...
But then they catch fire in a nearby dumpster... Welp! Roll to flame at the end of the round!
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SirChaotick
>Reincarnate into an amorphous block of concrete.
2!
Yeah... this fails. You maso, you; wanting to be stepped on so badly~ Have a +1 for the thoughts of lovely pain! ;)
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Smashy
> Ponder adding a method to firing lasers out of these arms while following Alice.
4!
As you walk around with Alice, you wonder about lasers firing out of the arms... Alice hears you thinking out loud, and tells you how her dolls do so. The two of you head into a room and start working on the skill... It's going to be a long day!
Roll at the end of the round to see how you do!
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Zen
>Die again,
6!
Your ghost... EXPLODES! Yeah... this could get silly. You find yourself in a small room... with a red timer... And that's it. Oh, there's some food around you... And a... grid of some sort displayed on screen... You get the feeling you're plummeting to whatever that dot is... which is labelled Earth.
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Hero
>Agree to anything just because.
3!
You ask why should you agree to whatever he says. Reita tells you that it's pretty important, and world-ending if ignored. You stay silent for a few seconds... before asking the question differently... Reita stops the boat and points his scythe at you. Incoming lecture roll!
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Purvis
>Teach UK the ropes. For instance, the best dumpsters to raid; like that one behind the fancy restaurant.
2!
UK is too busy dealing with a fire in a nearby... oh f**k that spread quickly! Roll to DEAL WITH IT! :V
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qMyon
>Right! Wait for cooldown, then let's go! Finish line's the Comfy Castle!
5!
With the cannon cooled, you declare the Comfy Castle is the finish line. They all agree, and on the blast of the rainbow, the race begins! You have no idea how well Rainbow Dash will do without you this time... but it seems the castle is not going to like this. The Comfy Castle will have a roll to decide the... impact of the race!
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Raitaki
> Acquire a large piece of parchment, inscribe complex three-dimensional geometric vectors on it, and invent scientific magic by shooting an electromagnetic-flavored (as in hardcore electromagnetism, not these puny photons) Master Spark into the sky in a grandeur and infinite pillar!
6!
At this point, one has to wonder if the planet is getting tired of large lasers being fired away from it. What you let off is... over-whelming. But you become part of something far greater then you imagined... The pillar attracts a giant comet... and it's not letting itself go from it. And so... it begins...
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LaserTurtle
>Open shop to teach people a variety of things within my fields of knowledge - specifically, giant lasers and failing to do everything else.
4 - 1 = 3!
You decide to start up a healthy business of teaching those what you know... You're still dead, but this doesn't stop you from setting up something on the Road.
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Puppy
> Re-enforce the blanket-fort castle so it may be STRONGER than ever!!
5!
After everything that happened, you tell Pinkie that the castle needs fixing! Apple Bloom offers to help, but Pinkie says this is a very big matter! Nitori offers a hand, and Koishi comes steaming through; saying a couple of people in the party room are also offering a hand, based on what they just went through. Koishi and Apple Bloom head to the Party Room, whilst you and Nitori brainstorm ideas... whilst Pinkie ponders how well crystal would work. That's when it hits you! This is going to awesome! {Surprise at the end of the round.}
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Pesco
> Enquire about what I just one-upped
4!
You ask Hina about this... one up. Hina simply spins and points where... who was that person again... Anyway, Hina mentions that person never gave her anything. She holds the scepter out and her spinning increases. Your mis-fortune completely fades away. +1 to your next roll.
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BT
>Dismantle timer.
3!
You leap at the machine and attempt to see what's... HEY! Cut that out! Whoever you are, you can't stop me from messing with this thing. Let me at it!
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Shadoweh
> Excellent, now let me look at what else is on my card list.. a Castle of Dark Illusions! This bouncy castle is close enough. GO MY WITTY PHANTOM! DEFEAT THAT CASTLE SO I MAY SEAL IT AWAY!
1!
This castle is... too sacred! You would never touch such a precious castle! Bio's thoughts agree with you.
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No Name
>Eating is training? Ok, I'm not complaining. Enjoy the dinner while watching for anything suspicious.
3!
You look at Youmu for a response, but she waves it off. Yuyuko-sama has a habit of doing this; even when she knows Youmu is busy. The two of you make your way inside, and you spot someone with Yuyuko. Huh... looks like it'll be fun today.
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Rou-tan
>Check for updates to Routan.exe.
4!
Your systems begin booting up... but for some reason, a lot of your folders are still locked. How did that happen? Mother must have played another trick on you; she loves challenging you to puzzles. As for an update, Mother's face appears and informs you that you're up to date... and that the Rikako Device should not need a modification until you return home.
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Obb
>Enjoy the fellowship of a simple meal shared together.
4!
You sit down and prepare to eat. Youmu and... her friend joins you. Guess you didn't think someone else would join you all. Nevertheless, it's a fulfilling meal. Despite you not being 'alive,' you manage to enjoy the food. Yuyuko smiles as she senses you are getting used to it. Perhaps the Yama will allow you to linger on here for a while; extra company is nice. She extends the notion out to No Name too; seeing as Youmu seemed more upbeat eating then usual.
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Dormio
>I hate persistent people. Ignore the hermit and leave.
4 - 1 = 3!
You try to ignore the hermit and move on. She keeps a firm grip of you, however, and asks you again what you're trying to prove by being so stubborn. Her grip doesn't hurt as much... but it's still pretty tight. What a strange girl.
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Raikaria
> Partake in whatever shenanigans Yukari has planned for today.
6!
Yukari asks you to pour the sake into the gap. You do so. 5 seconds later, Reimu storms through and throws a ying-yang orb at you; that you just graze. Reimu argues with Yukari a bit, but you decide to pour it in again. 5 seconds later, Suika leaps through the gap and hugs you. You have no idea what the f**k just happened, but some oni is not letting go of you.
-1 for a clingy little oni.
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Marukyuu
> Be the little hungry jiang-shi
1!
You become the very hungry... oh no. You appear in front of Yoshika... and she is very... very hungry!
Roll to not be eaten!
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PX
>First decree of as the newly reborn president: Destroy America
4 - 1 = 3!
You declare war on the US of A! America responds by not responding... then tells you that you should concern yourself with whatever it is that is heading towards you. Huh.
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Kasu
> Look around for anyone that needs help. We're allies of justice now!
5!
You fly around with Flandre; who decided to slip inside because of the sunlight. She seems pretty excited by all the bits inside, but then points out whatever just flew towards the castle. And then points at where the SDM should be. Seems like some little girl needs a hand out there. How she survived the mansion collapsing you have no idea...
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Bio
>Refuse to submit.
4!
You don't want to used by Shadoweh, and refuse to be used under such situations. You manage to find a way of talking to her and the limit bends a little... but not enough to break the seal which holds you in the card.
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ActionDan
>chill out with Tenshi
5!
You ask for a peach. Tenshi throws you several. You don't quite know why... but you eat one and don't care. Tenshi invites you over for a party; a new face is always welcome... and deserves some treatment!
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UK & Purvis roll against a burning dumpster!
UK : 4.
Purvis : 4.
You both put out the fire with ease. Purvis congratulates UK for making the best out of the worse scenario. UK says it's nothing.
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Smashy rolls to test LASER ARMS!
Smashy : 3. You try to force your arms to fire too hard, and swarms of bullets fly around instead. Alice and her dolls are on hand to help, and you manage to get a laser or two fired in the process. It's progress, better then what others normally get on their first try, Alice tells you. Guess that's a good start.
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Hero faces a lecture!
Hero : 5. You face off with Reita and attempt to move his scythe away from you. He doesn't budge, neither does the scythe. Reita mentions that it's nice to see people not intimidated by him for once, and tells you that the Yama will not hold back like he does. You ask why does he care. Reita responds quite simply...
'He' told him everything. And it's very important you go back before Judgment.
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qMyon's Rainbow Race Finish!
qMyon : 6! You zap to the Castle in question, ready to get first glance of who crosses the line first. Aya breaks through window and screeches to a stop in front of you; sending drinks, and a lot of wind, everywhere. Rainbow Dash, a split second later, blasts through one of the walls lower down; colliding with Pinkie Pie, who was about to start helping with a pretty complicated task! Aya asks how you got here first. Hatate takes this moment to tell Aya you stormed through already; the picture she took proves it. Aya turns to you, back to Hatate, and then faints. Looks like haters gonna Hatatatatatate~ :3
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Puppy's Comfy Castle Surprise! (No roll here.)
The walls are coming down, there's a huge wind blowing everywhere, and Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash just created a loud exchange of words nearby. But your determination pushes on! A great deal of people chip in to help, and the castle is restored. But something else happens. A grin pops up from Nitori's face as the outside of the castle becomes pure crystal. Anyone inside can't see outside unless they are be the windows, which from the outside, can't be seen through. The entire thing is protected, stable, and above all else... still has the comfy aspect of the original one. The Comfy Crystal Castle... You almost wish that this was a maze...
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Marukyuu rolls against Yoshika
Marukyuu : 4. Nice dodge! You easily avoid Yoshika and she tries chasing you again. Seems like this might be a recurring theme... Though a girl in blue seems to be watching intently...
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21:43.
Day 15 begins...
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I find it highly amusing both Purvis and I have been getting the same rolls
>Hiss at the fire and do this the old fashioned way. COUCH TO COUCH HOBOING >=[
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> Intercept the girl and offer assistance.
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>Ask around. Are there any shinigami positions open, and if so, can I have one?
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>Nukes solve everything. Especially when they're in Shimapan
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> ...Excellent.
> Promptly inscribe a scientific grimoire of magic, and use it to COMPLETELY ENSLAVE ELECTROMAGNETISM!
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>I must be in a spaceship that houses the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon! Fire it at PX!
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>note that living as a mortal is suffering, while being glad of residing in the heavens
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>I blame a higher power for my reply~
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>Start getting used to being trapped in dark places.
Dead, the void and now a card.
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[pesco]Get a Euls Scepter and show her this cool spinning trick you can do with it[/pesco]
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>Fly towards the timer with Mr. Whoever You Are.
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>Inform this stubborn hermit about how I simply wish to discover all that science has to offer, and tell her to kindly stop obstructing me.
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>Start getting used to being trapped in dark places.
Dead, the void and now a card.
You should feel blessed to be a part of the sanctity of children's card games!
A crystal castle.. and ponies.. this must be where Robot Unicorn Attack was born!
> Fine, we won't seal this place, but there must be powerful Crystal Beasts here. Look for more creatures to add to my deck!
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>Obtain some smelling salts and see if they work on unconscious tengu, while puzzling over the usefulness of the RAINBOW CANNON as orbital defense.
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Maso? That must be an abbreviation I am unaware of.
>Make it rain masos.
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>Time for a counter-attack. Get Matt Miller to deal with Marukyuu.
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>Realize that death is also a new beginning, and not an end to Obb's plans. Those rambunctious ponies will get their comeuppance.
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> Stop rolling ones :V
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You should feel blessed to be a part of the sanctity of children's card games!
A crystal castle.. and ponies.. this must be where Robot Unicorn Attack was born!
> Fine, we won't seal this place, but there must be powerful Crystal Beasts here. Look for more creatures to add to my deck!
Don't you need spells and traps with that.
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> Allow Oni to keep clinging, not careing about why it is or where it come from
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[purvis]Inculcate UK to the ways of the stabbin' hobo along the way. We can demonstrate on random other player!
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I did promise power after all, And it worked out quite marvelously. Now, to take care of a few other matters...I am a very thorough man after all.
>Now that I've kept up my end of the bargain, it's time to find a Leyline Nexus to prepare for my great revival!
Dear me, it seems I was skipped!
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> Fill the castle with monster-spawning mist to help defend it from those who wish to invade it!
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Since I don't notice whoever is in the room with me, and since the meaning of the red button is a mystery, I will begin my master revenge plan.
Step 1: Hack the world's nukes to all be launched when I push the large, red button.
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Myuu, Rou-tan doesn't like surprises!
>Attempt to access the locked files.
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>Advance the 'story'
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This is sort of important here.
NO ONE IS TO TYPE ANY ACTIONS FOR DAY 15 FROM THIS MOMENT ON!
This is because this update will be done in 'time' order. Midnight is when the clock hits 0; and with it being 10 minutes over that, any actions done over that won't happen.
I won't lock the thread... but please wait patiently till I have this ready to post. ^^
Thank you~ <3
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What about Hanzo's action the other day that you missed? :V
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Still annoyed that I actually missed that and didn't even notice it. I do apologize for that.
However, that has been taken care of. I'm going to have to call it a night here because gosh, I can't stay up any longer.
It will be half a day for the 16th as a result, so again, sorry. But it sort of makes sense with how this update is shaping up... so yeah; story-wise, it'll make sense. ;)
Also... the rule for the 16th will be this : once midnight is done with, if I haven't posted an update, get an action in if you haven't already. I won't tell you off, since the half-day thing does make it unfair on a number of people. SO if you're still around then, then get the post in. ^^
So yeah... End of Day 15. (Yeah... Got my dates wildly mixed up there. :V )
Please wait like good little MotKers.
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WE HAVE A STORY?
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WE LOSE ANOTHER CHANCE AT POSTING ACTIONS AGAIN?!
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UK (2:38am)
>Hiss at the fire and do this the old fashioned way. COUCH TO COUCH HOBOING >=[
5!
You show your disdain towards the fire, and fling all sorts of stuff at it. The remains of the dumpster twitches... before transforming into a couch! You're not quite sure what to make of it... but hey, you claim it first!
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Kasu (2:41am)
> Intercept the girl and offer assistance.
3!
You pilot down towards the girl and let Flandre get out first. She flies around the loli, who looks kind of lost... You clamber out when you land and ask if she's okay. The loli doesn't reply straight away, but she needs help...
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LaserTurtle (2:49am)
>Ask around. Are there any shinigami positions open, and if so, can I have one?
4!
You enquire about any shinigami positions in the area. Komachi wanders over and hears you asking about becoming a shinigami. She tells you you can... if you best a celestial called Tenshi in battle!
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PX (3:09am)
>Nukes solve everything. Especially when they're in Shimapan
1!
You tell Japan that nukes are not the answer to everything! It would be a waste... not to mention a disaster waiting to happen. America decides not to use any either, thankfully.
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Raitaki (3:11am)
> ...Excellent. Promptly inscribe a scientific grimoire of magic, and use it to COMPLETELY ENSLAVE ELECTROMAGNETISM!
2!
You are in no state to do this... not at all. You can't stop this laser, let alone inscribe anything else!
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Zen (3:29am)
>I must be in a spaceship that houses the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon! Fire it at PX!
5!
You take a look around and discover a control unit; with all sorts of random bits inside. You smile and decide to mess around. You feel the entire place rumble like crazy as you unleash... something! PX will roll at the end of Part 1.
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ActionDan (3:36am)
>note that living as a mortal is suffering, while being glad of residing in the heavens
2!
You go to make a note of how bad living is, before Tenshi pours water over you. Before you get to ask, she says it's not that bad being alive. All sorts of people have climbed up here just to fight before; and it was awesome. You're... not quite sure what to say to her about that. -1 to your next action.
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Hero (4:02am)
>I blame a higher power for my reply~
4!
You start pouting and say someone else is making you say stuff. Reita laughs and pulls the boat to the side. He says of course there is; that's why I'm talking to you. You ask who is doing this. Reita tells you that's the least of your problems...
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Bio (6:33am)
>Start getting used to being trapped in dark places.
1!
You can't stand this at all! You yell into Shadoweh's mind that you want out! Shadoweh starts waving your card around, telling you to calm down. You keep yelling, but Shadoweh refuses to do so; saying it's not time yet.
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Pesco (6:43am)
> Get a Euls Scepter and show her this cool spinning trick you can do with it
6!
You pull out a Euls Scepter you made earlier, and proceed to spin AGAIN! Hina notices how much it builds up around you, and spins INTO your area. What results between the two of you is something that completelty rips apart the ground around you. Hina tells you she is not going to be leaving you for some time.
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BT (7:16am)
>Fly towards the timer with Mr. Whoever You Are.
3!
You dive for the timer, but indeed up rolling into the questionable person in front of you. This results in a bit of a fight... Whoops.
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Dormio (7:18am)
>Inform this stubborn hermit about how I simply wish to discover all that science has to offer, and tell her to kindly stop obstructing me.
5!
The hermit listens as you go on about science and how much it means to you. She eventually loosens her grip from you; saying you have a pretty solid reason for lingering around. You feel your body begin to return to normal... The hermit says good for you.
Dormio is alive.
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Shadoweh (7:43am)
>Fine, we won't seal this place, but there must be powerful Crystal Beasts here. Look for more creatures to add to my deck!
5!
You walk up to the Crystal Castle and grin; this is going to be an adventure and a half. You stroll inside and search for anything that would fit your tastes! You don't see anything straight away; but the fact that people from Gensokyo and a couple of ponies are running around, you should find some 'willing' subject soon. +1 to your next roll.
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qMyon (7:44am)
>Obtain some smelling salts and see if they work on unconscious tengu, while puzzling over the usefulness of the RAINBOW CANNON as orbital defense.
3!
You ask Hatate if strong salts would wake her up. Hatate says no; but only because she follows up with 'Aya doesn't need to wake up just yet.' Your cannon has done a lot for you, but Pinkie bursts into the room reminding you it is hers...
Then smiles to see you've taken good care of it, as Rainbow Dash wanders in behind her.
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SirChaotick (9:41am)
>Make it rain masos.
1!
You find yourself in some thick, tasty mayo... YUCK!
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Tempest (10:04am)
>Time for a counter-attack. Get Matt Miller to deal with Marukyuu.
3!
No such luck, I'm afraid. The person you want is not only available, but tells you to deal with Maru yourself.
And so you will!
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Obb (10:26am)
>Realize that death is also a new beginning, and not an end to Obb's plans. Those rambunctious ponies will get their comeuppance.
3!
After everything that has happened, you wonder how you'll get the ponies back. Yuyuko pokes your cheek randomly and offers you some chicken. You ask why she is distracting you everytime you think about ponies. Yuyuko smiles and says 'just eat.'
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{End of Part 1}
12 hours to go... and as it descends, the sky around it begins to glow red. The comet fires its own laser down towards PX's location, whilst Raitaki remains fixed in place; pulling it on it's crash course.
PX must roll!
PX : 4. A barrier around your residence forms in the nick of time. The laser wraps round it and causes no damage to you.
You are protected; along with anyone else who was in there.
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Marukyuu (12:49pm)
>Stop rolling ones.
2!
Look! You didn't roll a 1! Isn't that great? Not really; you only improve by 1 number... which means you should have failed this... ARGH! Why do you people insist on doing actions based on fricking rolls?! Roll to EXPLODE at the end of the round!
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Raikaria (1:44pm)
> Allow Oni to keep clinging, not careing about why it is or where it come from
4!
You chill out and let Suika just cling to you. She falls asleep a little later, and you can hear Reimu and Yukari still going back and forth with... whatever they are doing now. Oh, throwing cakes. Fair enough.
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Purvis (1:59pm)
> Inculcate UK to the ways of the stabbin' hobo along the way. We can demonstrate on random other player!
4!
After watching UK claim a couch, you decide to teach her the good ol' ways of stabbing! You make a silly wave with your knife before making a thrusting action with it. It went straight through a gap! Raikaria must roll to STAB at the end of the round!
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Puppy (4:43pm)
> Fill the castle with monster-spawning mist to help defend it from those who wish to invade it!
2!
A monster spawning mist? Are you CRAZY?! Koishi laughs at you and says you might as well just go underground for that; there are plenty of 'evil' beings there. Nitori gives her a glare, but Koishi laughs it off. -1 for not understanding what they are going on about. :V
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NekoRex (6:05pm)
Since I don't notice whoever is in the room with me, and since the meaning of the red button is a mystery, I will begin my master revenge plan. Step 1: Hack the world's nukes to all be launched when I push the large, red button.
3!
You might as well rig this button to... Oh crap! That person just jumped onto you... FIGHT TIME! Both to roll at the end of the round.
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Rou-tan (7:27pm)
>Attempt to access the locked files.
6!
Tapping into your files should prove to be no prob... HUH!? Where there... You, and the two who just approached you, are now inside some... really fun comfy looking room. And there, with her finger waving at you, is Mother Rikako. She tells you she knows when you're trying to poke at stuff this time, and zapped you here the second you tried. She quickly apologizes to Kasu and Flandre, who happened to be around you at the time. You hear the 'Kasu' ask about the Ac-Flan; to which Mother says it's safe in the 'launch' room.
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No Name (7:38pm)
>Advance the 'story'
6!
As you wish...
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An entire day has passed since the comet hit the planet. There was nothing anyone could do to stop it, but it wasn't the end... It can't end like that.
Aya, who woke up with a shock, began circling round the whole wildly; reporting as much as she could... based on very little, as usual. Those still in the Crystal Castle were protected from the shock wave that followed by a very special barrier; somewhat in thanks to its latest design. Those in the area weren't so lucky; Raitaki, who was responsible for locking on to the comet with a laser, didn't have a chance. The person inside, however, was slightly luckier. The room Zen was in survived the impact... though was knocked out due to where Zen wasn't sitting at the time. Pesco & Hina were perfectly fine; spinning up a 'base' around them as the waves of dirt spread out towards them. The village became surrounded by trees; with the rabbit and the 'goddess' protected. Dormio was surprisingly saved by Kasen, who took flight with her pet dragon when the incident was primed to happen. Whilst not the place Dormio had in mind, he was still alive... though how much he owed the hermit he wasn't sure himself.
UK and Purvis were also surprisingly saved... by UK's 'couch.' They both were sent crashing into it when the comet hit, but to their surprise, the couch teleported a significant way away from them... Which just so happened to land them right in front of PX; whose 'presidential building' had been whisked away after the laser hit them. Equally surprised, PX asks what happened... but the three are as confused as each other to see... Japanese shrines... in every possible direction.
LaserTurtle, determined to become a shinigami, is given life again after special permission, to climb into Bhava-agra and defeat Tenshi. ActionDan, who notices a 'human' ascending upwards in their direction, informs the celestial... but is ignored by loud roars of partying. Obb & No Name, along with Yuyuko & Youmu, notice an increase in ghosts arriving, Yuyuko understands an incident has happened, and tells Youmu to 'make them at home.' No Name tags along, whilst Yuyuko informs Obb of a chance to become something more.
In a grid-locked room, with a timer looming high above them, BT and NekoRex, oblivious to what has just happened, stare each other down after yet another fight. They don't know what the button will do, or how it will change everything... But they refuse to let the other simply press it. The timer continues to count down towards the day already said...
And Hero, fresh from Reita's presence, arrives in front of the remains of Dormio's former lab... with the remains of one MMG...
End of Part 2!
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
NekoRex
Sourfang
Obb
YJ
Alliterator
Bio
SirChaotick
Hanzo
Kyo
Marukyuu
Raitaki
Schezo
Conq
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END OF DAY 15 & 16!
Figured I could use No Name's 6 roll to give myself a day off. That's not the only reason; I was sick and in no fit state to actually write anything. Sorry for those who actually waited; but SURPRISE, PLOT~ :V
So yeah, the 17th is GOOOOOOO~ <3
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>do not prepare myself for more plot
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>That hermit was interesting. I want to study her. Offer her some tainted sweets so that I might bring her back to my laboratory.
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>TELEPORTING COUCH? Oh hell, I have revolutionized hoboing! Replicate this technology and distribute freely to worthy hobos everywhere.
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>Return the CANNON if she wants, and discuss the existence of similar weaponry, e.g. Rain, glitter, sweets, etc.
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>Call on my Will Smith Army and attack PX! While they're doing that, recruit Jackie Chans to the Will Smith Army.
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>Turn the three who landed in front of me into my cyborg meidos
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> It seems something big has happened... We must help the survivors!
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You skipped my roll to explode, Kanjou! Is it because I'm currently dead? :V
Oh, well.
> Haunt the nearest battlefield.
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[purvis]>Employ the Telecouch to disrespect property and vagrancy laws in exciting new ways!
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>Approach the girl in a non-hostile manner. Also make sure the ponies are harmless.
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...Why would you do this to me...
>Repair the MMG
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>Best the celestial in the field of my expertise: GIANT FRICKIN' LASERS! Distract the celestial, first. Lasers work best when the target doesn't expect them.
EDIT: I'm alive, but in the deceased list still? Cool.
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>You can't kill me, I'm already dead! Possess BT so I can continue with my dastardly plans.
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Did someething happen outside? O_O Oh well! Ponies!
Stop struggling Bio we will get you someething to kill damnit!
> Card capture some touhous. They would make powerful servants. We need a 40 card deck after all!
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[pesco]Pwn a Timbersaw for his spinning sawblade[/pesco]
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I don't even know if I'm allowed to act anymore. Two days at once? I'm pretty sure it hasn't been day 16 at any moment thus far...
>Send tidal wave of mayo at nearest lifeform.
Question: does death influence one's abilities at all?
(and I think you may have missed the +1 even if it wouldn't have mattered)
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>Become the Big Boss in the deck.
>Receive payment from Rou, in life blood. A life for a life.
(By which I mean card capture him, fancy action sequence and all.)
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>Something else?
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> Conspire with Yukari and clingy Oni to change the plot.
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>NekoRex is dead. Make him dead-er.
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Just jumping in to clear a few things up.
To those who are asking about Day 16, No Name's action to 'advance the story' meant Day 16 was 'skipped' in turns of you writing down actions. (That and I was not well at all.) In other words, what you see at the end of the update is what happened during Day 16; meaning you all had something happening during all of that, as briefly mentioned. Sorry if some of you didn't get that.
Those who mentioned being alive, but still listed as dead, I have sorted that out now. Apologies to LaserTurtle and Hero for that.
And for those mentioning roll stats... Day 16 was still a day. EVERYONE HAS NORMAL ROLLS FOR TODAY! No reductions or increases in dice. In other words, treat this like Day 01.
Also, death doesn't really change your abilities... Anything can happen in death just like when you're alive... sort of. ;)
Anyway, as you all were. And thanks for still taking part. ^^
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By the by, did Raikara take his stabbings or not?
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(Blrgh again)
"... Did Aya just say LASER-firing comets? Sounds like we have ourselves an incident!"
> Begin journey to the impact zone of said laser-firing comet.
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>No more fancy side-tricks: Just Shoot 'Em
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And for the second time in a row, I get skipped.
>Let's find a Leyline Nexus to use the very planet's energies to fuel my great and glorious resurrection as a Grand Archfiend!
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By the by, did Raikara take his stabbings or not?
No, no I did not.
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Welp, i'm all out of ideas....
> Do something random :V
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> Succeed to fail to roll a 6
>Admire the beauty of the gardens of Hakugyokurou
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ActionDan
>do not prepare myself for more plot
2!
You simply fail. Look! There's LaserTurtle right now! Standing in front of you!
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Dormio
>That hermit was interesting. I want to study her. Offer her some tainted sweets so that I might bring her back to my laboratory.
3!
You offer the hermit some tasty sweets; before thinking too loudly about taking her back. She declines the sweets, but seems 'interested' about this lab. She asks you to take her there... in a normal, friendly manner.
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UK
>TELEPORTING COUCH? Oh hell, I have revolutionized hoboing! Replicate this technology and distribute freely to worthy hobos everywhere.
4!
You pull of a feat as unexpected as the previous one. BEHOLD! A teleporting couch x5 combo! 5 couches to go around...
But the look on the president's face is another story...
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qMyon
>Return the CANNON if she wants, and discuss the existence of similar weaponry, e.g. Rain, glitter, sweets, etc.
3!
You go to ask about giving back the cannon, but Rainbow Dash is quick to ask if she can continue using it. Pinkie Pie doesn't mind, since the two of you seem to be getting along just fine. Pinkie proceeds to hop around the room... but another Pinkie Pie is quick to run into the room... Oh no.
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Zen
>Call on my Will Smith Army and attack PX! While they're doing that, recruit Jackie Chans to the Will Smith Army.
3!
You are in state to attack anyone. Thankfully, Will Smith and Jackie Chan are on hand to help you up. They both ask what happened. You tell them what everyone else is probably thinking...
You have no idea!
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PX
>Turn the three who landed in front of me into my cyborg meidos
2!
You count 3, but are quickly told it's just the two... You firmly believe the couch counts as a person! Suddenly, another 4 pop up... you start yelling at each couch and tell them to leave.
UK slaps you for hurting their feelings. -1 to your next roll.
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Kasu
> It seems something big has happened... We must help the survivors!
5!
Whilst everyone gets themselves together, you declare a mission to help as many as you can! Flandre wants to go too, and Rikako tells Rou-tan to go too. You weren't expecting the extra help, but you make room for them easily. The three of you shoot off in search for survivors! +1 for being such a good person!
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Marukyuu
> Haunt the nearest battlefield.
1!
How can you haunt a battlefield... WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY ALIVE!!!
Marukyuu is alive!
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Purvis
>Employ the Telecouch to disrespect property and vagrancy laws in exciting new ways!
3!
You don't need to teach it anything. UK has that dealt with... and the couches seem to enjoy teleporting random hand-slaps to PX's face.
They are perfect!
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Kyo
>Approach the girl in a non-hostile manner. Also make sure the ponies are harmless.
1!
You flip tables everywhere and cause a right scene. You get teleported to space for your troubles... Good thing you were already dead, huh...
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Hero
>Repair the MMG
5!
You use whatever tools and leftover bits from what WAS your house... and Dormio's lab... to fix your MMG. After so much hard work, you manage to see her come back to life; with the thirst for just one thing...
Revenge... on Dormio!
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LaserTurtle
>Best the celestial in the field of my expertise: GIANT FRICKIN' LASERS! Distract the celestial, first. Lasers work best when the target doesn't expect them.
4!
You push past the Dan of Action and challenge Tenshi straight away! She fires SWR at you... you fire your TL...
What happens next can not be described until the story is released... Let's just say, you are both still standing when it finally calms down...
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NekoRex
>You can't kill me, I'm already dead! Possess BT so I can continue with my dastardly plans.
3!
Ah, but you see, you aren't dead! You just appear to be dead. Your ability isn't doing well with holding up right now, and that punch felt pretty real to you.
The two of you try to agree on something... but it just doesn't work...
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Shadoweh
> Card capture some touhous. They would make powerful servants. We need a 40 card deck after all!
2!
You dive over to Yuugi and try to seal her. You get knocked through one of the windows, which repairs itself instantly. Roll for something at the end of the round.
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Pesco
> Pwn a Timbersaw for his spinning sawblade
2!
You go to do something outside, but hit the wall instantly. Looks like all that spinning is finally catching up to you. Hina tells you to take it easy before you... OUCH!
Hurt yourself. -1 to your next roll.
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Chaotick
>Send tidal wave of mayo at nearest lifeform.
3!
You fire the mayo at the Crystal Castle! It vanishes the second it hits it. You aren't sure where it went... Until it ends up around your ghost again. >>
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Bio
>Receive payment from Rou, in life blood. A life for a life.
2!
You bash at the card and demand Rou-tan! The seal has finally learnt to deal with you better. Looks like Shadoweh really does mean it this time.
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Obb
>Something else?
4!
Yuyuko grins and points to a weird looking... Well you'll be damned. It's Bob.
Don't you think it's time to take back what's yours? Yuyuko smiles at you and sits down; watching 'Bob stare at you.
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Raikaria
> Conspire with Yukari and clingy Oni to change the plot.
2!
You want to change the plot! Yukari taps a fan on your head and tells you off; she'll intervene when she HAS to. Reimu baps her on the head; agreeing with you that it needs to change now! 3 mini Suikas each knock on the top your heads, whilst the main Suika (still clinging to you) tells you all to drink.
-1 for drunken arguing!
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BT
>NekoRex is dead. Make him dead-er.
2!
This doesn't happen. He has shown his ability to confuse the players... But to kill him yourself... the fate of the world could depend on it!
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Smashy
> Begin journey to the impact zone of said laser-firing comet.
4!
You head on over there straight away, with Alice following you after the agreement the two of you made. You both end up finding Will Smith, Jackie Chan... and someone who looked like they just went through the ride of their life.
Oh, and the entire place is a crater, burnt very, VERY badly.
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Tempest
>No more fancy side-tricks: Just Shoot 'Em
1!
You shoot yourself.
Tempest is dead.
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Hanzo
>Let's find a Leyline Nexus to use the very planet's energies to fuel my great and glorious resurrection as a Grand Archfiend!
3!
You can't find what you're looking for... but the planet is in such a state that the energy levels are no longer controllable. You use this to your advantage, and rise up once again! Not quite as Grand as you had hoped for... But you are back!
Hanzo is alive!
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No Name
>Admire the beauty of the gardens of Hakugyokurou
5!
You and Youmu, in-between making sure the ghosts of those who have passed on don't make too much trouble, enjoy the beauty of the Netherworld. Of course, Youmu is still a gardener, and has seen it all before, but she seems happy to know you find it so beautiful. She tells you you'll get used to it soon.
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Puppy
>Do something random!
6!
You magic up a pillow and throw it at Pinkie Pie. Pinkie throws one to Rainbow Dash; who kicks it towards... Oh crap. Yuugi didn't see who it came from, so she throws the pillow into Rikako. A massive pillow fight breaks out, with anyone who hits the floor finding themselves bouncing around until another pillow hits them, or they get back up. The rainbow Cannon starts firing rainbow pillows, as Pinkie Pie screams in delight. You activate 'Party Sign - Pillows for All!'
This...
IS...
STUPID!!!
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Shadoweh must roll to... you know... not plummet.
Shadoweh : 5! You get pulled back into the room where Yuugi punched you from. However, you get a pillow to the face... and another... OH MY GOSH! HOW MANY PILLOWS ARE BEING THROWN AROUND HERE?!?! You quickly join in.
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
Sourfang
Obb
YJ
Alliterator
Bio
SirChaotick
Kyo
Raitaki
Schezo
Conq
Tempest
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End of Day 17! The 18th has now begun!
And back on track we go! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to inform Puppy-chan that this is all her fault! :V
Also, I'm tired. Gosh I need the sleep. ^^
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I have had awful luck ever since I died >_>
When was the last time I rolled better then a 3?
>I don't have time for this. Grab BT and push him onto the button to press it. If he wants to dismantle this device, then obviously it's destructive and will further my plans for revenge.
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[purvis]>We have the numbers. We have the telecouch. We have the controlling interests. It is time. Carve the Hobo Glyph (http://bp3.blogger.com/_zNlyj3tIv3s/R7FyUwXNwPI/AAAAAAAAAOc/j7ij0UR9A_c/s1600-h/HOBOCENTRAL.jpg) that announces to all hobokind it is time to rise and overthrow the government of the United States.
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>Hmm... This calls for more subtle tactics. Propose a peace treaty, THEN shoot the laser when her guard is down!
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>Become the emperor of Gensokyo and make Jackie Chan my Shogun. Also send Will Smith to attack a random person.
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>We have the numbers. We have the telecouch. We have the controlling interests. It is time. Carve the Hobo Glyph (http://bp3.blogger.com/_zNlyj3tIv3s/R7FyUwXNwPI/AAAAAAAAAOc/j7ij0UR9A_c/s1600-h/HOBOCENTRAL.jpg) that announces to all hobokind it is time to rise and overthrow the government of the United States. SYNCHRONITY CHAIN (http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/784719/2girls-ar_tonelico-ar_tonelico_ii-blue_hair-braid-) (NSFW Danbooru)
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>Who am I to refuse those that have gained an interest in the wonders of SCIENCE!? Return to my laboratory with this hermit, and try discovering more about her through the more conventional means of conversation along the way.
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> Head towards the impact site. The closer we are to the impact, the more people will need help!
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>Supply MGG with a variety of weaponry.
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A pity that failed hmm. so.
>Reveal myself to the plot as the true mastermind behind all the mischief
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>Advocate and initiate World Peace
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> Become Sniper Hunter, a much better card.
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[pesco]Become Yukkuri Hina[/pesco]
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The crystal castle is almost certainly not a lifeform.
>Attempt to reincarnate once more, assuming the mayo as my body.
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>See if R.D.'s up for an impromptu pillow alliance against the two(?) Pinkies.
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>It's Obb's archnemesis, yet one in the same, Bob. You know what this means: manly fisticuffs, beard growing contests, and witicism for ALL (parsers, NPCs, ponies, thread titles, the whole she-bang)!
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> Ask where Ran is
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> Grab a rocket launcher and liberate the land from the pony menace.
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>Defend mother Rikako from the pillow onslaught. With suplexes, if necessary.
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Ow @_@ Card players are not meantt for punching!
> Seal a pillow, then play it in attack mode, we'll see who wins this Pillow Duel of Destiny!
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> Throw pillows at Shadoweh!
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>Travel back to Earth and follow Hanzo as if I'm a guardian angel.
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Jackie Chan, Will Smith, a crater left behind by a laser comet, and suddenly pillows everywhere... and that one guy.
> Quickly pull out two pairs of sunglasses (one for me, one for Alice) before Will Smith goes all MiB and pulls out the memory wiper
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Oh dear me, Did you really think I would leave you dead for long my friend?
I have certain....'obligations', after all. Just Shadoweh and myself aren't enough, terribly understaffed you know. What with this comet's impact and all.
>Guardian angel? Dear me, an Archfiend with one of those simply isn't done. So let's revive Kyo as an Archfiend as well! The terrain's rather conducive to that these days after all.
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Yeah sure.
>A cosmic force compels me to dismantle the device.
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Hero
>Supply MGG with a variety of weaponry.
3!
You get to work on your MMG; aiming to give her more weapons then ever before! She starts complaining about some of them, and starts picking which ones she'd like more.
It takes you a while, but you both finally reach a goal! -1 for working too hard!
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Raikaria
> Ask where Ran is
6 - 1 = 5!
Yukari informs you that Ran has had to protect Chen from... a sudden flurry of pillows. You chuckle a little, but Yukari says it sounds like fun. In fact, she tells you it'll be great for you. You fall through one of her gaps, with Suika still clinging to you, and POMF straight onto the mattress that is the floor of the... PILLOW! *ducks* FIGHTING! *grazes* ROOM! *POOF*
You take a pillow to the face. Suika wakes up and throws it back straight away.
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Shadoweh
> Seal a pillow, then play it in attack mode, we'll see who wins this Pillow Duel of Destiny!
4!
You acquire a pillow and seal it with ease! Ouch. You quickly play it in ATTACK MODE! Your logo stands out on it, and it's certainly bigger then the others. You make sure you take this as seriously as you can... by which, you mean you're going to knock the stuffing out of everyone!
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Pesco
> Become Yukkuri Hina
4 - 1 = 3!
In your dizziness, you declare your needs to be a Yukkuri Hina. Hina mis-translates this due to your slurred dizzy pattern, and hugs you. She says you're a lot of fun, and really wishes you could visit her area at the Youkai Mountain some time.
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Marukyuu
> Grab a rocket launcher and liberate the land from the pony menace.
3!
You find a lonely rocket launcher just, you know, lingering around. You pick it up and declare the ponies are a menace that should be...
You fire off a rocket and scare yourself s**tless. Great start to the campaign! -1 to your next roll.
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Purvis
>We have the numbers. We have the telecouch. We have the controlling interests. It is time. Carve the Hobo Glyph that announces to all hobokind it is time to rise and overthrow the government of the United States.
6!
You use one of the couches to teleport you to the United States. You take over it the second an enormous wave of hobos take each state by storm. You become President of the United States of Hobo!
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Zen
>Become the emperor of Gensokyo and make Jackie Chan my Shogun. Also send Will Smith to attack a random person.
3!
Whilst Gensokyo is bit... out of reach for you in your current situation, Chan & Smith are more then happy to help. Jackie stays by your side, whilst Will Smith attacks... (Rolls the list of names) UK! UK shall roll to dodge!
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Rou-tan
>Defend mother Rikako from the pillow onslaught. With suplexes, if necessary.
4!
You depart from the suit as you hear Rikako being pillowed! You dash into the room and level a number of pillows of your own! You hear mother shouting about no suplexing; which is no fun. But that doesn't stop you suplexing the pillows at people! LOOK AT THEM GO! PHWEEEEE! I mean... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ XD
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Bio
> Become Sniper Hunter, a much better card.
4!
You become a Sniper Hunter! In doing so, you bring yourself into a living state! But you're still sealed I'm afraid.
Bio is alive!
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SirChaotick
>Attempt to reincarnate once more, assuming the mayo as my body.
5!
The mayo circles around you and begins to take the shape of your body.You feel yourself becoming part of the mayo, until you suddenly feel your feet touch the ground. Your skin is very, VERY white, and you're sure that your 'blood' may possibly be white as well...
SirChaotick is alive!
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Kasu
> Head towards the impact site. The closer we are to the impact, the more people will need help!
2 + 1 = 3!
After letting Rou-tan head back, you head to the impact zone. Seems like things have... well... been some what sorted. At least 2 people look like they are in pain...
You're not sure if the lack of bodies is a good thing; but you land anyway.
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Puppy
> Throw pillows at Shadoweh!
5!
You launch several pillows in Shadoweh's direction. She has quite the formidable pillow, but she can't block them all. Pinkie Pie (the real one) works alongside you, and Shadoweh takes a couple of them directly. Shadoweh remains standing, and Pinkie Pie cheers; she's having fun, and so are you. What a fighter!
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Obb
>It's Obb's archnemesis, yet one in the same, Bob. You know what this means: manly fisticuffs, beard growing contests, and witicism for ALL (parsers, NPCs, ponies, thread titles, the whole she-bang)!
3!
You demand that everything focuses on you two... You'll probably get your own chapter for this later on... But as it stands, Bob is more then happy to challenge you to a good ol' fashioned brawl first. Roll at the end of the round to see how you fare!
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PX
>Advocate and initiate World Peace
2 - 1 = 1!
Will Smith throws down some sick beats. Your body can't handle it and explodes; revealing Dave Strider, who engages in an epic rap battle with Will Smith. o_O
PX just died... :V
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Smashy
> Quickly put sunglasses on before Will Smith goes all MiB and pulls out the memory wiper
3!
You whip out them glasses and OW! How the f**k does he do it so smoothly?! Your eye hurts, and no wonder... Least he wasn't around to see that.
-1 to your next roll. :V
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Dormio
>Who am I to refuse those that have gained an interest in the wonders of SCIENCE!? Return to my laboratory with this hermit, and try discovering more about her through the more conventional means of conversation along the way.
5!
You begin walking in the direction of where your lab is located. The two of you talk for quite a while; Kasen tries to lecture you a few times based on your... stories... but she seems quite interested on how you go about your... experiments. The two of you arrive at a building quite different then before. Kasen mentions it doesn't look like what you described. You tell her that was your old lab... and you're pretty sure you don't want to be going back there for a while...
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qMyon
>See if R.D.'s up for an impromptu pillow alliance against the two(?) Pinkies.
3!
Rainbow Dash doesn't agree at first; even though the two Pinkie Pies are whipping up a pillow storm... Yet there is another one near Puppy-chan... Rainbow Dash notices this too, and agrees to take the other 2 Pinkie Pies on. Let's see the roles on this one at the end of the round!
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LaserTurtle
>Hmm... This calls for more subtle tactics. Propose a peace treaty, THEN shoot the laser when her guard is down!
3!
You put forward a treaty... Tenshi rips it apart; saying that's no fun. She challenges you to a Peach-Eating contest instead! Roll to PEACHY!
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Kyo
>Travel back to Earth and follow Hanzo as if I'm a guardian angel.
2!
Following someone just seems like hard work these days. You keep bouncing around everywhere and have nothing to show for it. You float back to the planet at least...
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UK
>We have the numbers. We have the telecouch. We have the controlling interests. It is time. Carve the Hobo Glyph that announces to all hobokind it is time to rise and overthrow the government of the United States. SYNCHRONITY CHAIN (NSFW Danbooru)
2!
Purvis has that taken care of this time; gosh, you operate so well together. PX goes to say something, but suddenly, Will Smith rides in on a teleporting couch!
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ActionDan
>Reveal myself to the plot as the true mastermind behind all the mischief
3!
You declare, in as loud a voice as possible, that you were responsible for everything! Tenshi looks up at you and spots a very p*ssed Reimu behind you. Reimu gets ready to beat you up, until she notices Tenshi and LaserTurtle about to start a Peach-Eating Contest. She drags you over to them and says she'll join in... Roll to a PEACHY miko. ^^
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Hanzo
>Guardian angel? Dear me, an Archfiend with one of those simply isn't done. So let's revive Kyo as an Archfiend as well! The terrain's rather conducive to that these days after all.
4!
You feel sorry for the poor soul; blasting off to space like that. And all that wild energy is going to waste like this. So you channel it towards Kyo's location! The result? Kyo descends better then they originally appeared! And your power rises in the process.
Kyo is alive!
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BT
>A cosmic force compels me to dismantle the device.
3!
You push NekoRex aside and run to the device! You need to open this open and find out everything you can! NekoRex tries to stop you, and you begin yet another fight!
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NekoRex
>I don't have time for this. Grab BT and push him onto the button to press it. If he wants to dismantle this device, then obviously it's destructive and will further my plans for revenge.
4!
You shove him straight onto the button, and watch as the timer stops, then vanishes from sight. You both stop and stare... before every square space in the room shows a timer counting down... the same time... And a message voiced out to you both!
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UK vs Will Smith!
UK : 4. Will Smith starts on you. Strider keeps the theme going by assisting you. You both fend of Will Smith, who takes his couch, which becomes a bus, and teleports away. Strider high-fives you!
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Obb vs Bob!
Obb : 3. You both fight a glorious match! But Bob proves to be as every bit daunting as you expected. Bob beats you on this round; but Yuyuko says it's Best of 3! So it's not over yet!
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qMyon & Rainbow Dash vs The Pinkie Pies!
qMyon : 5. A battle for the ages! And so much fun at that! You manage to best them, and they POOF! Gone. Back into the actual Pinkie Pie; who is busy helping Puppy-chan against Shadoweh.
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LaserTurtle, ActionDan, Reimu, Tenshi : PEACH EATING CONTEST!
LaserTurtle : 3.
ActionDan : 4.
It's certainly an interesting event. Celestials gather round as the four of you eat it out! LaserTurtle starts of good, with ActionDan and Tenshi neck and neck. However, Reimu is going through them at a glorious pace... Until Tenshi sneaks in a nasty one; slowing the miko down. LaserTurtle also slows down, but that's because of trying to match Reimu's speed. In the end, LaserTurtle narrowly beats Reimu, while ActionDan and Tenshi are tied. A good game all round!
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. Perhaps later, I guess~ )
Draco
Sourfang
Obb
YJ
Alliterator
Raitaki
Schezo
Conq
Tempest
PX
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"So... you have pressed the forbidden button... Not that it was 'that' forbidden. But oh well... Well done. You are both granted immunity from the events that are about to unfold... providing you stay in here of course. Should you leave, your safety shall not be guaranteed. The question is... how selfish will you be... and will you risk your health for those who need it in these dying times. Remember, time means nothing... should you fail to acknowledge it."
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END OF DAY 18! The 19th now begins!
Have fun everyone. That's all I have to say~ <3
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My my my. Let's see...what's next on the planner...
Turn the one who sealed me into an archfiend....Check.
Revive another player as an archfiend...Check.
Absorb energy field larger than my head....Now who's the wiseguy who snuck this on the planner? Didn't they read the Evil Overlord List? Deleted! (Incidentally, that's also quite useful for non-evil beings as well.)
...Well, this is an interesting one, I think that will do quite nicely!
>Seek out the 'Scarlet Devil', and infuse her with enough of the energy to prompt her body to mature to a more adult form! ...And provide her with new clothes as well, she'll need them.
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[purvis] >So much to do! Declare that Nickels are fair game, remove wanderer laws, outlaw railroad bulls, institute teaching of hobo glyphs in schools, mulligan stew initiatives, dust bowl relief, the list doesn't end! And also make sure that mook Zen gets rolled and beaten with rebars.
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>Excellent. Select proper hobo Cabinet for our new reign. Preferably Mahogany.
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>Modify the cupcake cannon into a pillow cannon.
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> Rocket-jump towards the nearest pony target and blast it to smithereens.
... And now I feel the urge to play Quakeworld :V
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>Avoid being touched by pillows, being a dark spite thingy and also a cool card I am allergic to fluffy things.
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>Press the 'Blow up all Archfiends' button while making cookies with Chan.
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> Grab the Ac-Flan's medical kit and rush over to help the injured.
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>I have no use for belongings that have become outmoded. Initiate the laboratory's self destruct sequence, destroying everything and anything that remains inside the old lab.
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I swear to god Kanjou keeps killing me for the hell of it
>Reincarnate into one of my Rei clones just to die again.
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>Challenge another dead player to a spirit-duel, whoever wins goes back to life, whoever loses is 'Deader than Dead'.
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>Admire the aesthetically pleasing weapon of mass destruction~
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>Tenshi's distracted now, right? LASER TIME!
wait why am I trying to best Tenshi in combat again?
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>Cater the buffet at Yuyuko's upcoming shindig.
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>Set up a civilization of homunculi consisting of fries and all dressings that go with it.
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> YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! Mirror Force will send the power of all the pillow bombardments back at my attackers! My pillowness will reign supreme!
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> Feel sorry for whoever was the victim of a pillow threw by an Oni
> Join clingy Oni in throwing pillows and become ultimate pillowfight tag-team
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>Establish contact with the entire world via telepathy. Abuse NekoRex if necessary.
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[pesco]Spin HIna round and round for a number of times equal to my roll[/pesco]
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>Good ol' Bob. What better way to learn about oneself than challenging one's arch-rival?
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>Jump into the Grand Pillow Melee- RAINBOW STYLE!
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Well if the world is doomed anyway then I guess my mission is already accomplished.
>Make contact with the Catgirl Empire to devise plan to use underground operations to protect them from the world-ending thing and also undermine (literally) the ponies and their allies. Abuse BT if needed.
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The actions, and results, of Day 19!
NekoRex
>Make contact with the Catgirl Empire to devise plan to use underground operations to protect them from the world-ending thing and also undermine (literally) the ponies and their allies. Abuse BT if needed.
5!
You manage to get a signal in one of your devices, and make contact with the Empire you've missed so much. They sound so happy you're alright... until BT mentions 'the end of the world.' You give them orders, and they understand; even though there aren't many ponies around. You then turn to BT... Whose roll will decide the outcome of this... abuse.
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BT
>Establish contact with the entire world via telepathy. Abuse NekoRex if necessary.
2!
You get distracted by NekoRex, who just sent you flying across the room. You can't help but get annoyed at this and start to fight back. Roll at the end to see what happens here...
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Sourfang
>Cater the buffet at Yuyuko's upcoming shindig.
3!
You float into Youmu, who asks what you're up to. You say want to help out, though Youmu seems keen to cut you down. She agrees to let you help, since a lot of ghosts are turning up wanting to watch some big event in the gardens; though she'll keep an eye on you. The other half-ghost wishes you the best of luck!
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Obb
>Good ol' Bob. What better way to learn about oneself than challenging one's arch-rival?
5!
You take the next challenge head on... and win with an impressive beard. Yuyuko claps; pleased by the current battle. Bob admits your beard truly is remarkable; but says you should prepare for the final challenge. You feel great learning from all of this, I mean, that's what happens when you fight someone like this... right? +1 to your next action for confidence!
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Tempest
>Challenge another dead player to a spirit-duel, whoever wins goes back to life, whoever loses is 'Deader than Dead'.
4!
You observe the event that Obb is taking part in, and say you want to fight someone too! Lots of whispers float around, before you see someone approach Yuyuko. You challenge that person to a spirit-duel. Yuyuko tells them to do so, if they wish to truly help. You and Sourfang will roll at the end of the round.
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SirChaotick
>Set up a civilization of homunculi consisting of fries and all dressings that go with it.
2!
You find yourself working at McDonalds. You're in charge of dishing out mayo to those who want them on... whatever they order. -1 for all that hard work. :V
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LaserTurtle
>Tenshi's distracted now, right? LASER TIME!
6!
You fire a laser straight at her! Not only does it go right through her, it curves straight towards Reimu. Reimu, being the quick thinking miko she is, jumps out the way; leaving ActionDan to take the impact too! Reimu aims herself for you during this. Yourself and ActionDan shall roll at the end of the round!
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Hero
>Admire the aesthetically pleasing weapon of mass destruction~
5 - 1 = 4!
You sit down and admire your handiwork. She truly is something special; and you're so glad she's alive again! She asks you what to do now. You think it's a good idea to get the house rebuilt... but then remember Dormio is still out there... somewhere...
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Dormio
>I have no use for belongings that have become outmoded. Initiate the laboratory's self destruct sequence, destroying everything and anything that remains inside the old lab.
4!
You decide to snip all loose ends ASAP! You inform what's left of the old lab to explode again... this time, making sure there is nothing for anyone to walk back into. Kasen doesn't argue with you; she understands the concept of 'starting on a clean slate.' Hero shall roll at the end of the round!
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PX
>Reincarnate into one of my Rei clones just to die again.
6!
You come back as Rei; and emerge in front of UK! You are so damn happy... so happy in fact that you initiate a self-destruct timer on your revival. Wow... Really?!
PX is alive.
You and UK shall roll to EXPLODE at the end of the round.
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Hanzo
>Seek out the 'Scarlet Devil', and infuse her with enough of the energy to prompt her body to mature to a more adult form! ...And provide her with new clothes as well, she'll need them.
2!
Remilia has had enough of people doing things to her! Archfiend or not, she challenges you to a fight! Roll to fight at the end of the round!
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Puppy
>Modify the cupcake cannon into a pillow cannon.
2!
Pinkie Pie tells you off for trying to edit it; until Apple Bloom pops up and mentions a Cupcake Pillow Cannon! You can't control it, but oh my gosh! PILLOWS IN THE SHAPE OF CUPCAKES! Shadoweh's roll depends on the outcome!
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Shadoweh
> YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! Mirror Force will send the power of all the pillow bombardments back at my attackers! My pillowness will reign supreme!
3!
You stare in utter shock as several large cupcake pillows blast your way. You quickly activate your trap card, and thankfully, send a few of them back... but not all of them! Shadoweh & Puppy shall roll at the end for the true results!
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Raikaria
> Join clingy Oni in throwing pillows and become ultimate pillowfight tag-team
4!
You grab a couple of pillows in mid-air, and launch them in whatever manner you can! Suika takes a drink each time she hits someone; and you're not surprised. You really don't want to get hit by one of those.
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qMyon
>Jump into the Grand Pillow Melee- RAINBOW STYLE!
2!
You can't leap into it as some oni just almost took your face off. Rainbow Dash kicks several pillows into you; sending you in her direction. Roll for the impact at the end of the round, along with Raikaria; who is standing right next to Suika!
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Bio
>Avoid being touched by pillows, being a dark spite thingy and also a cool card I am allergic to fluffy things.
1!
A giant cupcake pillow clips Shadoweh, and tears your card apart. You feel the seal lift... but you also feel your body sliced in two too...
Bio is dead due to GIANT CUPCAKE PILLOW!
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UK
>Excellent. Select proper hobo Cabinet for our new reign. Preferably Mahogany.
5!
Gosh. All this work is driving you nuts! Ever since PX died, everyone looked to you... and you didn't mind. Plus, you have a desk! It's made from Mahogany! And not just any old Mahogany. This mahogany is from the planet that is Malchior 7; where the trees are 300 feet tall and breath FIRE! No one dares make fun of you now!
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Purvis
>So much to do! Declare that Nickels are fair game, remove wanderer laws, outlaw railroad bulls, institute teaching of hobo glyphs in schools, mulligan stew initiatives, dust bowl relief, the list doesn't end! And also make sure that mook Zen gets rolled and beaten with rebars.
3!
The list just goes on... and on... and on... HOW IS ALL OF THIS POSSIBLE?! You don't care! You march on... and despite somethings not quite working out, you at least get a hit on Zen. Zen shall roll at the end of the round!
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Marukyuu
> Rocket-jump towards the nearest pony target and blast it to smithereens.
3 - 1 = 2!
You shoot the rocket at your feet... and forget to jump. Your body goes flying through the air. Roll to IMPACT at the end of the round!
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Kasu
> Grab the Ac-Flan's medical kit and rush over to help the injured.
5!
You grab the kit and head straight over to help those who are down... and hurt. You help Smashy by sorting that eye-pain out. You look over at Flandre, who is flying back towards you for some reason... To protect you from whatever might happen to Zen, maybe...
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Pesco
> Spin HIna round and round for a number of times equal to my roll
1!
Hina starts spinning whilst still hugging you... and she isn't stopping according to your roll... because no one seems to learn their lesson with roll-based actions. You get ripped to pieces... though still in one piece somehow... Well... minus a lot of blood.
Pesco is dead due to a little too much spinning.
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Zen
>Press the 'Blow up all Archfiends' button while making cookies with Chan.
4!
Jackie Chan throws together a good batch of cookies, whilst you press a button from... where did that button even come from? Welp...
Hanzo, Kyo, and Shadoweh shall roll at the end of the round.
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NekoRex vs BT!
NekoRex : 6.
BT : 1.
NekoRex ends up blasting BT through the floor with ease. The floor fixes itself up straight away, as BT falls down... and down... and down... the wind blasting past at an insane pace.
You hit the ground; not with a thud, but a mini explosion. Such was the height of which you fell.
BT is dead.
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Tempest vs Sourfang
Tempest : 3.
Sourfang : 4.
The two of you fight an incredibly close match; hitting peaks that the Obb vs Bob match hit previously. Sourfang manages to land a crucial hit; and Tempest curses at the loss. Sourfang is revived as Tempest watches on. Yuyuko, however, enjoyed it to the point that you don't need to worry about that side of failing. She allows you to stay; providing you become one of her servants instead... and that you don't challenge your victor until after the event is over.
Sourfang is alive!
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ActionDan faces GIANT LASER! LaserTurtle faces Reimu!
ActionDan : 1.
LaserTurtle : 3.
The laser goes straight through ActionDan as it did Tenshi. Reimu gets a number of amulets off, and stops LaserTurtle from continuing the laser. As you hit the ground, you notice the extent of what you've done. Tenshi is out cold, ActionDan is nowhere to be seen, and Reimu is looking at you in a very serious expression...
ActionDan is dead due to MASSIVE LASER!
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Hero and the Exploding Lab!
Hero : 1. Everything goes up in smoke around you. You didn't even get the chance to encounter Dormio again... and you can't believe your rotten lu...
Hero is dead to due EXPLOSIONS!
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PX & UK; The Rei-bomb!
PX : 2.
UK : 6.
PX-Rei explodes almost instantly. UK, thankfully, had everything under control. The explosion cancels itself out, and everything remains silent again. PX-Rei goes to say something, but suddenly falls apart; sending limbs everywhere. The blood is cleaned up as hits the walls, and UK just smiles.
PX dies a bloody death.
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Hanzo vs Remilia!
Hanzo : 2! Remilia takes you down, but not without a decent fight from yourself. She flies above your body and thanks you for the battle... and she'll gladly dine on you tonight...
But then she pauses. Seems like something wants to intervene first...
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Puppy-chan vs Shadoweh!
Puppy : 6.
Shadoweh : 6.
Somethings are just never the same... but this fight... this becomes so much more then a fight! Shadoweh finds it unfair that Puppy & Pinkie Pie are a team, and asks Yuuka for help. Yuuka agrees 'just this once.' Puppy can't quite handle Yuuka's over-whelming presence; but Pinkie Pie and Apple Bloom step up to the challenge. The cupcake pillows fly in full force, and even without Bio, this match is too one-sided with Shadoweh and Yuuka as a team. Koishi and Nitori, however, jump in to form the full team once again! The fight starts to become the main attention, with those not currently fighting watching with great interest. 5 on 2 may sound unfair, but Yuuka easily deflects and launches what Shadoweh can't; all the while traps are played to counter Puppy-chan. It truly is the match to end all matches... and it is FAR from over. (Shadoweh is immune from the 'button' roll; because, LOL 6!
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qMyon & Rainbow Dash vs Raikaria & Suika
qMyon : 3.
Raikaria : 3.
Suika fails in deflecting the oncoming... Pillow Storm. qMyon steams into Suika, who is launched onto Raikaria. The three of you tumble into another group, and you all find yourselves under all these pillows. Rainbow Dash flies on top of the pile and claims herself 'Queen of the Pillows' out of the four of you. She then starts cheering on Pinkie Pie in her epic battle!
qMyon and Raikaria both get a -1 to their next roll.
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Zen against the HOBO!
Zen : 6. You repel the hobo away, and find another button to press. Looks it's time for a little payback.
Purvis must roll for the counter!
Purvis : 3! Your room explodes, and you find flames everywhere! You are not quite sure how to handle this, and jump out... somewhere. Oh, hello pool! *SPLASH!*
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Marukyuu's fall damage...
Marukyuu : 2. Your body hits the walls of the Crystal Castle. Your body goes limp as it gets repelled from it; sending you flying in the opposite direction. Yeah... not a chance I'm afraid.
Marukyuu is dead due to... erm... I wouldn't call it flying. :V
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Kyo & Hanzo roll for THE BUTTON!
Kyo : 1.
Hanzo : 4.
Kyo explodes instantly! Not a hope at all for the poor guy. Hanzo, meanwhile, feels something start to trigger inside... before it stops. Remilia glides down to you and tells you to help serve her. Before you get to ask, she tells you if you say no, then she'll happily let the 'trigger' finish you.
Kyo is dead.
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The Unfortunate Deceased List (Or Just Deserved List. :V )
Draco
Obb
YJ
Alliterator
Raitaki
Schezo
Conq
Tempest
Bio
Pesco
BT
ActionDan
Hero
PX
Marukyuu
Kyo
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End of Day 19! The 20th of December is now!
That... oh my gosh... this update! I was laughing, bashing my head, laughing some more, feeling sorry for people, laughing at the rolls, twitching whilst writing, and flat out almost crying due to Puppy and Shadoweh rolling duel 6. Gosh... I think this one had it all. :V
And we're nearing the end... but how close are we? XD
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[purvis]Oh god this is a tragedy, but time waits for no hoboverlord! So busy! We need to deploy the panhandling drones, set up rural Railroadization, lead the Hobo Jungle Expansion Act, grant endowments for nickelcarving, and begin the Everyone Shank Zen With a Rusty Shiv Initiative!
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Come back to life, to only die again.
>Reincarnate once more as another spitefu malice etc being x2, now free fron any seals or moral restrictions.
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>Invite everyone to a dinner party with many, many, cookies filled with poison. Also, make Will Smith stop time with a fork.
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> Sigh in relief and thank Flandre for the help.
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>make a deal to be alive again in exchange for the lives of UK and Purvis
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...what the flipping f
did my MMG die again?
aaaaaaaaaaa god dammit.
>Curse Dormio
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>Command my army of Rei clones to find me a suitable body from the remaining players.
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>Now that the old, outdated laboratory has been destroyed, it's time to initiate the rebuild protocol. Naturally, this process is fully automated, so I'll spend the down time asking the hermit if she is or has been romantically inclined towards others.
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>Oh no, we're not letting ActionDan ruin our plans. PERMAKILL ACTION DAN
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*-* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
> There's only one thing scarier then Yuuka. Activate trap card: Clone! DOUBLE YUUKAS!
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>Construct an advertising panel to lure players over.
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>Convince Yuyuko to have me as a vassal, not a food-servant.
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>Call a truce and join R.D. at the top of the heap. Hang on to the cannon, might come in handy.
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[pesco]Confirm I died happy and in the arms of a loved one[/pesco]
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>Bob, you are indeed an adversary equal in worth to Obb. Let our laughs ring out as the contest continues!
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Should've picked up a Megahealth before the jump :V
> Become the Rocket Launcher's soul and beckon everyone currently alive to pick it up and shoot those pesky ponies! The world is going to end and IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT! :V
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Was not expecting that.
Well, let's tempt fate.
>Befriend Reshiram.
Actually, I'd hate to repeat a command.
>Befriend Groudon.
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> Unbury myself and Oni from pillows.
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Hmm
> Now that we can make cupcake pillows, tweak it to make sunflower pillows! Fire them at Yuuka. If we can bring her down, then this match is surely in the bag!
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>Surprise people with a cheerful will!
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>"Huh. Well, my excuse is that I was only aiming for Tenshi."
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> Stop procrastinating
on inputting actions and start investigations!
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Look at me, once one of the strongest Archfiends, now little more than a bad punchline. Hahahaha! Look at me, the tragic clown! Foiled in the midst of his own good deed!
...Is it really so strange for a Devil to have a concept of what they consider good?
/me sighs slightly.
Well, it could be worse. I could've gone kaboom.
Speaking of which, I need to fix something. Just a moment my dear Remilia, I'll lend a hand once I've handled this little matter.
>Dear me, he's died again? Well, let's bring him back as an Archfiend once more!
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>Oh no, we're not letting ActionDan ruin our plans. PERMAKILL ACTION DAN
Bring it Kitty!
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Oh okay then.
>We are now an angel. It fits the wings. Be angle-like and see what happens.
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Bring it Kitty!
I have the telecouch and the United States of Hoberica. You don't stand a chance >=[
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>Be a good little Rou-tan and obey mother's orders.
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Now that BT is no longer in my way, I can do any sort of dastardly thing I want!
>Watch the world burn.
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Purvis
>Oh god this is a tragedy, but time waits for no hoboverlord! So busy! We need to deploy the panhandling drones, set up rural Railroadization, lead the Hobo Jungle Expansion Act, grant endowments for nickelcarving, and begin the Everyone Shank Zen With a Rusty Shiv Initiative!
4!
An adventure and a half begins, with you overseeing so much! Drones set to work, rail-roads are erected, an amazing Jungle Expansion is finished, and so much more! It pleases you to see it progress so much... But you have someone to attack yourself this time... Zen must roll at the end of his action!
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Bio
>Reincarnate once more as another spitefu malice etc being x2, now free fron any seals or moral restrictions.
5!
You rise up and tear a hole in the ground. Your roar echoes throughout your area as you finally free yourself from anything that previously dragged you down. It's time for some sweet revenge...
Bio is alive!
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Zen
>Invite everyone to a dinner party with many, many, cookies filled with poison. Also, make Will Smith stop time with a fork.
1!
You eat the cookie you just poisoned. You have yourself to blame!
Zen is dead!
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Kasu
> Sigh in relief and thank Flandre for the help.
3!
You thank Flandre and begin to head back to the suit. Good timing too; Zen just dropped dead behind you. Flandre tries to point this out to you, but Purvis shows up; disappointed that he didn't get to kill him. You decide to jump into the Ac-Flan and get ready to go; before anything else happens!
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ActionDan
>make a deal to be alive again in exchange for the lives of UK and Purvis
6!
UK and Purvis drop dead instantly; unaware of what is happening in the center of the planet. In fact, no ones what is happening there; because you are drilling upwards at an insane rate. You explode through the ground, sapping a combination of the planet's energy, and UK & Purvis's life-force. You begin to summon a giant fireball; capable of destroying anything it hits, and burning until the world freezes over. What happens next is anyone's guess.
UK & Purvis are dead due to unknown reasons. (Hint, it was ActionDan. :V )
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Hero
>Curse Dormio
3!
Dormio did everything... everything that could have gone against you. He hate him... you want him dead... but you can't do it. However, your MMG is still alive; and begins searching for Dormio's latest place of residence!
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PX
>Command my army of Rei clones to find me a suitable body from the remaining players.
1!
You float alongside a purple planet... at least you think it's a planet. Could be something else. In either case, you are as far away from the planet as possible...
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Dormio
>Now that the old, outdated laboratory has been destroyed, it's time to initiate the rebuild protocol. Naturally, this process is fully automated, so I'll spend the down time asking the hermit if she is or has been romantically inclined towards others.
4!
The lab begins to rebuild itself after all it went through. Gosh you love flying through those loopholes that don't exist! As your current place tells you how it's getting on, you talk to Kasen about feelings toward... people in general. She doesn't really mention anything romantic... but as you attempt to get the info out of here, she changes the subject. Such a pushy hermit... you like her~
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UK
>Oh no, we're not letting ActionDan ruin our plans. PERMAKILL ACTION DAN
6!
The Mahogany Desk brings you back to life; knowing that you're time is not over yet! The powers that the desk holds grants you revenge, and stops ActionDan's attempt at leveling the world. ActionDan falls to the ground, and explodes into nothing. No rolling for that anymore. :V
UK is alive!
ActionDan is dead due to KARMA!
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Shadoweh
> There's only one thing scarier then Yuuka. Activate trap card: Clone! DOUBLE YUUKAS!
3!
You declare a trap card using Yuuka as the base of it! DOUBLE YUUKA! Yuuka grins and begins to form a copy of herself. But this doesn't quite work how you wanted. Pinkie Pie does exactly the same... but instead of two, there are 4 Pinkie Pies! This got even more interesting!
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SirChaotick
>Construct an advertising panel to lure players over.
4 - 1 = 3!
You try your best to make an advert to bring people over. Whilst it succeeds, you don't bring the crowd you intended to... At least you feel better.
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Tempest
>Convince Yuyuko to have me as a vassal, not a food-servant.
2!
You do your best to talk Yuyuko into... actually, you do not. Yuyuko is busy taking care of a few ghosts, so she doesn't pay you any attention.
Cooking is so fuuun~ =P
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qMyon
>Call a truce and join R.D. at the top of the heap. Hang on to the cannon, might come in handy.
5 - 1 = 4!
You somehow free yourself from the pillows, and ask Suika for a truce. She gladly agrees, and joins you and Rainbow Dash at the top; with Suika's partner following slowly. You grip the cannon tightly and ready yourself. Puppy-chan and Shadoweh's battle is growing, yes, but you've got a few groups challenging you as well. You're ready for this!
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Pesco
> Confirm I died happy and in the arms of a loved one
3!
Hina makes sure your body gets a well deserved resting place, and she does seem a little sad. You probably shouldn't have influenced her so much; what with all those items. But at least she remembers the good times... ^^
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Obb
>Bob, you are indeed an adversary equal in worth to Obb. Let our laughs ring out as the contest continues!
3 + 1 = 4!
The final contest begins as your laughs circle the crowd. Yuyuko tells you it is a contest of 'manly eating.' Or put into better terms... the legendary Guwahaha sandwich challenge! The dishes and ingredients are laid out for you both. Roll for it at the end of the round.
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Marukyuu
> Become the Rocket Launcher's soul and beckon everyone currently alive to pick it up and shoot those pesky ponies! The world is going to end and IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!
6!
You become the rocket launcher! You fire every rocket you can at the Crystal Castle, and hope that every pony burns before the world does!
Marukyuu is alive!
The Crystal Castle will have a roll at the end to determine the outcome.
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Sourfang
>Befriend Groudon.
3!
As you're sorting the food out for Yuyuko, you wish you could meet Groudon; what awesome things the two of you could do. However, these things don't... huh?
A small Growlithe sits at your feet. Not what you were expecting. But it's a nice change, you guess.
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Raikaria
> Unbury myself and Oni from pillows.
6 - 1 = 5!
Suika is way ahead of you, and quickly informs you a truce was made. And just in time, too. Seems like the action is getting out of control! You make a good number of pillows float around you; ready to launch at a single twitchy pillow thrower!
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Puppy
> Now that we can make cupcake pillows, tweak it to make sunflower pillows! Fire them at Yuuka. If we can bring her down, then this match is surely in the bag!
4!
Shadoweh and Yuuka played a brand new hand! Pinkie Pie copied. And now it's your turn! You get Apple Bloom to run a few things by Nitori; who makes the change. The cannon fires a sunflower pillow right at the clone. Yuuka seems un-amused; both of them do. However, your cannon starts alternating between the two; which throws Shadoweh off guard completely! Looks like it's a roll-off again!
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Kyo
>Surprise people with a cheerful will!
5!
You move on without a care in the world. And you let those around you know with a pretty happy will. You didn't mind going into space the way you did; or that your status of an Archfiend was short-lived. What matters is that you enjoyed yourself... Gosh, this sounds like a letter to Princess Celestia! :V
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LaserTurtle
>"Huh. Well, my excuse is that I was only aiming for Tenshi."
1!
"Bet you loved how I made that twist for you."
Reimu comments on it being a nice trick... and that you should prepare yourself for some payback. You don't have a chance to before she... hits Tenshi with several needles. You look back to Reimu, who sighs. Seems like Reimu thought that Tenshi simply mis-directed... how did she not hear you?
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Smashy
> Stop procrastinating on inputting actions and start investigations!
4!
After assuring Alice you're okay, the two of you wander around and investigate! Seems like people are dying for no reason; and Alice seems worried that Reimu & Marisa aren't looking into it. You assure her the two of you can deal with it; and she agrees.
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Hanzo
>Dear me, he's died again? Well, let's bring him back as an Archfiend once more!
2!
Your powers fail you as Remilia taps you on the shoulder. She informs you that unless you can prove yourself to her again, your abilities will remain locked forever.
Looks like you're on your own...
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BT
>We are now an angel. It fits the wings. Be angle-like and see what happens.
3!
One does not simply cut the judgment! You find yourself taking a trip down the Sanzu River. Who knows what will happen when you reach the end.
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Rou-tan
>Be a good little Rou-tan and obey mother's orders.
5!
You start whipping up a pillow storm like no other! You run around, remember what mother told you about no suplexing, and hit as many targets as you can. You then step up to a rather formidable group consisting of a pony, an oni, someone with a cannon, and a pillow magician! This looks like your kind of battle! What a roll we have coming up here!
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NekoRex
>Watch the world burn.
1!
You can't watch it at all. You're too busy... sleeping. Yes. After all that... you fall asleep! How about that for anti-climatic! :V
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Obb vs Bob : Round 3!
Obb : 5. You create something that can not be... Yeah, let's not start describing this one. You finally become the Bob you strived to be for so long. Yuyuko seems happy for you,
Obb is alive... and is Bob once more!
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Marukyuu fires at the Crystal Castle!
CC : 3. The rockets hit every part of the building... but the barrier simply shimmers; making the explosions look... pretty nice. It doesn't do much damage.
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Puppy vs Shadoweh : R2!
Puppy : 6.
Shadoweh : 4.
Two Pinkie Pies hit the deck early on, but the other two aren't going down so easily. Puppy and Shadoweh do their best to avoid anything thrown their way, whilst the two Yuukas keep on the offence with ease! Yuuka takes out the 3rd Pinkie; leaving the real one defenseless! Apple Bloom jumps in and takes out Yuuka's clone just seconds away from disaster! Shadoweh flicks out a quick pillow, and sends Apple Bloom flying into Nitori. Sadden by this, Koishi leaps out to distract Yuuka! Yuuka bats the satori away, but she continues to annoy the flower youkai. This distraction is just enough for Nitori to beef up the cannon's speed. Pillows emerge directly onto Shadoweh, who can't activate a trap quick enough this time. Shadoweh crumples onto the floor with pillows piled onto of her. Yuuka and Koishi stop fighting, and Puppy finally drops to her knees. A round of applause fills the room. An amazing match! Shadoweh mumbles something from underneath the pillows; which Pinkie herself removes a few off.
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The Pony/Oni Truce vs Rou-tan!
qMyon : 5!
Raikaria : 2!
Rou-tan : 4!
Suika makes up for what Raikaria can't throw in strength; but Rai is sure to show everyone how many CAN be thrown. Rou-tan happily bounces around; and sends Raikaria crashing down quickly. Rainbow Dash and qMyon charge up a very special attack, with Suika keep the loli at bay long enough for the awesomeness to rain down. Rou-tan gets a nod from Rikako; the oni can take a suplex! Suika seems to enjoy the sudden grappling, and happily sends piles of pillows flying as the suplex sends them both bouncing around. Rikako almost laughs from the distance, but Suika is dizzy enough to be taken out of the action. However, the job was done! qMyon fires the cannon, with Rainbow Dash powering it up with her own speed! Pillows fly out at an insane pace! Rou-tan, to the amazement of everyone, dodges 153 of them before finally being over-whelmed and defeated. The place erupts into applause at the same time as the Shadoweh/Puppy fight ends. qMyon is amazed to see Puppy-chan and Pinkie Pie victorious; whilst Rainbow Dash is over-joyed!
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END OF DAY 20! WARNING! THE COUNTDOWN SHALL SPELL THE RESULTS OF ALL THINGS!
You may still post actions as though it was Day 21! But please note... things may vary depending on what the clock just finished counting down to.
I repeat, YOU MAY POST AS IF DAY 21 IS HAPPENING! XD
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>Flee Heaven. Why was I up there, anyway? Does leveling villages with giant lasers count as good karma?
If I fail hard enough, nothing bad happens! :V
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>What an amusing hermit. Unfortunately for her, my one and only love is SCIENCE! I am, however, very interested in those... what were they again? Mecha Monster Girls? Whatever those contraptions that I harvest all that blood from seemed fairly interesting. There should probably be one or two of those things left, and so as I continue to wait for the laboratory to be built, I shall set out to capture one. Perhaps the hermit can help.
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>Return to my rightful throne by taking over UK's mind and body.
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>some bubble of thought somewhere, "no no, this cannot be! this is not how my story goes! This is... NOT THE END!'
>through harnessing the sheer willpower of all the vacuum energy, rematerialize as the savior of the universe! And save the world!
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Yeah Karma's a bitch yo >=[
>Take over the United States of Hoborica in Purvis' stead until such time as he can be revived with mysterious hobo magic. Also research and utilize mysterious hobo magic
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> Make sure that the world ends in this universe, even if it doesn't in real life, making sure that no one gets in my way, especially those who meddled with my life before.
Fingers crossed I survive for more than one roll.
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>In heaven, press the reset button.
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Wait what about the rocket hitting the castle?
> Have the after-incident tea party where we become good friends due to Defeat Means Friendship. Even invite those weirdos with the roubot.
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Here we go. All of my actions have likely led up to this point.
> As an Ally of Justice, prevent Bio from destroying the world. At the cost of my life if it comes down to it.
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>ALL MY HATE ALL MY HATE ALL THE EVILS OF THE WORLD
ANGRA MAINYU
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[purvis]Deflect Dan's attempts at revival by banishing him to the Groin Kick Void. Employ said methods on Self and/or DracoOmega as needs be.
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>Launch nukes at anyone who is trying to save the world. That'll show em.
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>High-five everyone in range, and Brace For Impact/Unknown Counting-Down Thing.
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If ever I get personal access to a digital camera, I will be making a Gwahaha.
>Ah yes, now that Bob is Obb, and Obb is Bob there are two actions! First, thank the kindly spirit for guiding us. Next, enact the demise of insipid equestrians.
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Oh, I'll make a crowd come over all right.
>Construct a gravity well inside the building.
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> Ask clingy oni her name so I can stop calling her clingy oni.
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> Now that I have succeeded in defeating Shadoweh in an Epic Pillow Fight, there is only one thing left to do! Party! Celebrations! Cupcakes! Streamers! Balloons! You inform Pinkie Pie that this will be the Party to top all Parties!
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>Hide myself while I begin repairs, a la Megaman X6.
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Cool, a Growlithe!
>Once finished with our work in the Netherworld, embark on a quest-
>No, wait. Acquire a Fire Stone from Yuyuko or Youmu.
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>Reach the end AT RECORD TIME.
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> Have an interview with a vampire. Stuff randomly exploding means a high probability of Flananigans
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/me sighs amusedly
Very well then, such is the luck of things I suppose.
>"So, what's on the agenda? Gathering more underlings perhaps? Improving upon perfection? Incidentally, that's what I was trying to do earlier."
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>Haunt Remilia by freeing Flandre.
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> Time for a complete change of environment for everyone, so the rocket launcher (i.e. me :V) can feel right at home! \callvote map q3dm17 (http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/289742_S/10-of-the-most-influential-fps-multiplayer-maps-ever.jpg)
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It has been a long journey, and lots of fun were had; however, I will not tolerate my own absence...
> Tribute Avatar of the Creator to Summon myself as the Creator, and send a card to the Graveyard to Special Summon my faithful servant, Superdimensional Robot Galaxy Destroyer, in all his 5000 ATK glory!
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Still, with the end of everything coming...
>Invite Yuyuko and the rest of the household to spectate 'Operation Setting Sun'...in Pinkie Pie's party. (Yay, no cooking for me!)