>Inventory
>Skills
>Wait patiently for a hapless mook
>Be sure to tell them to say 'Rock'
>You inventory contains:
>Dirty White Robe
>Your garment of choice
>Spare Dirty White Robe
>In case the other one gets intolerably dirty
>Wooden Bucket
>Your home, your bed, your life. You keep all of your stuff there!
>Length of Rusty Rebar
>When danmaku isn't enough...
>Empty Sack
>It used to hold some rice, but you've eaten it all.
>Wooden Chopsticks (used)
>You should wash these off
>Dirty Tattered Blanket
>A way to keep warm, a way to dry off, and a cushion! What more could you ask for?
>Small Iron Pot
>You cooking companion, when you actually have something to cook.
>Dirty Iron Knife
>Made with real metal!
>Horror "Well-bucket-dropping Monster"
>Your spellcard, it rains death from above! You've...not had a lot of luck with it.
>Your skills are:
>Nimble fingers
>You can loot an person with surprising speed
>Stealth
>You are excellent at hiding and skulking in the shadows, presuming they are reasonably deep shadows
>Moderate Palookacraft
>You can inflict physical damage with skill that belies your size and stature.
>Cave Offensives
>You know how to survive underground, and avoid dying of thirst and hunger.
>Demon Firing
>You know how to conjure and employ small amounts of demon fire, handy when you need heat.
>Basic Danmakucraft
>You're slightly better at this than most faeries...
>Bum Legs
>Your legs aren't made for walking much.
>Post Mortem Bureaucracy
>You have inherited a fair amount of knowledge about the workings of that particularly branch of the Celestial Bureaucracy
>You wait for a nice pigeon to come by, and are soon rewarded as you hear footsteps approaching from the south, the direction of the surface. Soon you can see the person, a human male in a simple short peasant's robe. He is a young man, with dark skin, and whitish hair in an untamed mop. He's also a rather unusual visitor, you've not seen him before, and peasant types tend not to wander toward the city. Either way, he looks ripe for the picking...
>_