"Y'know, Waldorf, maybe they should have a cow youkai in the next game."
"Huh? Why?"
"Well she'd certainly be better at grazing than this player!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
"So this Satori girl knows exactly what I want?"
"That's right."
"Then why hasn't she given me a refund for this show yet?!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"
"Mystia should show up in more Touhou games."
"What? Is she your waifu?"
"No, I just prefer being blind to watching this stuff!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"