1. "What's an airport?"
2. Idiotic Military Commanding Officer
3. ?
4. Comedy.
No clue what you intend for the word to be used for, so I'm leaving that bit blank.
Cirno was dangling her legs in the Misty Lake when Daiyousei flew down to see her.
"Hey, Cirno, how're you doing?" she asked.
"You look pretty cheerful."
"I am! Because I finally found my calling in life."
"You're calling?" Cirno nodded. "What do you mean?"
"My purpose in life. I decided I'm going to be a soldier."
Cirno laughed. "You've got to be kidding. Come on."
"No, I'm serious. I decided that from now on, I will be known as General Daiyousei."
"Yeah. More like Idiotic Military Commanding Officer Who Is Stupid and Dumb. There's no army in Gensokyo. How are you going to be a solider?"
"Who said I was joining an army in Gensokyo?" Daiyousei smirked, and then flew away.
Cirno shook her head.
Two weeks later, Daiyousei returned, finding Cirno again at the shores of the Misty Lake. The ice fairy was immediately taken aback by Daiyousei's appearance - she was a bit pale, and had what looked like insects bites on her arms and face.
"What happened to you?" Cirno asked.
"Well." Daiyousei coughed. "Yukari gapped me into the outside world, and told me that out there, the military is organized in a first-come-first-served way, where you have to call a rank, you know. Let people know it's yours. So I told everybody I saw that my name was General Daiyousei. Then I met these musicians who were travelling around the country, and they gave me these mushrooms. They were alright, I guess. But anyway, I ended up deciding to be a pilot instead."
Cirno gasped in disbelief. "Really? You flew an airplane?"
"Yes I did. I took people all over the country, a couple times, anyway. But for some reason people reacted to this pretty badly, and I had to sort of ... escape. And it's not easy out there. But I'm back, now, so-"
"Wait a second. Why did you have to escape?"
Daiyousei hesitated, and the sighed. "Something about 'endangering lives' or whatever."
"Huh, that's weird. Sounds pretty easy to me. You just get in the plane, take off, fly, and land at the airport, right?"
Daiyousei blinked. "What's an airport?"
"The ... place where all the planes are?"
"Oh!" Daiyousei laughed. "You're supposed to
land them there, too?"
1. "Wahahahah!" cackled Rikako, her labcoat flapping dramatically behind her as she stood triumphant above her defeated foe. "Your love, friendship and teamwork is no match for the awesome power of SCIENCE!"
2. lashings of ginger beer
3. defenestrate
4. Magical girl parody from the villain's point of view. >.>
(You'll have to forgive me, I haven't watched a lot of magic girl anime. So instead this is my interpretation of what I think it's like, based on forum avatars I've seen,)Elly flew as fast as she could over the tops of clouds. If she hadn't left Piyu, her magic scythe, in the coat closet while she chatted with friends in the canteen, she would have received the distress call sooner.
For too long, she'd ignored Rikako, her rival in a neighboring school. Only one could be the true River Guardian, and that meant one of them had to lose. Elly was determined to make sure that wouldn't be her. Rikako, that self-satisfied, cocky girl who actually enjoys being in all the right clubs and having tons of friends. Elly was not allowed to let someone like this be the River Guardian.
But how? she wondered. Everyone loved her. Elly, on the other hand, was far from popular, known as she was for being extremely competitive, and gloating over her vanquished enemies. Why should she pretend humility? That would only be dishonest. And yet, she was misunderstood. Rikako's popularity routine was the problem.
And then it occurred to her: leveling the playing field. If people came to believe that Rikako was evil, they would surely banish her, and then Elly could assume her rightful place over the river. Many lashings of ginger beer later, she'd come up with a plan. She would lay a trap for Rikako.
Which was what Piyu was alerting her to: Rikako had stumbled into the invisible Magic Ring of Reversal that Elly had cast around the front door of the little scientist's home, effectively changing Rikako's personality into the exact opposite of what everyone knew her to be.
Stealthily, Elly zipped down through the clouds. "Zephyr!" she cried, and became invisible. She descended upon the site that Piyu led her to. There, she saw Rikako, hovering over the Prismriver sisters, who were each bound by thick leather straps to a steel table. There were wires attached to their heads, and Rikako was holding the ends of the wires in her hands.
"Wahahahah!" cackled Rikako, her labcoat flapping dramatically behind her as she stood triumphant above her defeated foe. "Your love, friendship and teamwork is no match for the awesome power of
SCIENCE!"
With that, Rikako's hands bursts with blinding hot white shards of light, which flew down the wires and into the heads of the screaming Prismriver Sisters.
"I will defenestrate your families!" bellowed Rikako.
Elly smiled. All the pieces were falling into place.
