Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Aya: Always assume that it's a bad thing since she is related to Yukari.

Yeah, what were you thinking? It can't be good.

> Aya: Interrogate recursive shikigami.

> Masha: Continue with Daiyousei.

It goes a lot better than either of you expected. It actually took six whole seconds before it led to STRIFE.

[E-Nazrin]

>Masha: Detonate. The fairies, that is.
>Daiyosei: Headbutt Masha for detonating you.

[Hello Purvis]

>Daiyousei: Give the faeries a drill inspector diatribe and recruit them.

[Kasu]

>Daiyousei: Give the faeries a drill inspector diatribe and recruit them.

[GenericTouhouFailure]

>Daiyousei: Wonder where EPIC AWESOME GLASSES went.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Masha: Fight the dumb one.

You are blissfully unaware of how cliche "WHICH ONE'S THE DUMB ONE?" is.

> Aya: Try following Chen and getting more info.

You completely fail to experience anything resembling SURPRISE. In retrospect, this outcome was a virtual certainty.

> Masha: Detonate. The fairies, that is.

> ==>

> ==>

It appears that your MUSHROOM BULLETS do not DETONATE upon impact, and you need to set it off before it actually hits its target. Or maybe you set it up wrong to begin with. Lousy obscure DANMAKU mechanics.

[E-Nazrin]

>Masha: Determine whether detonations cause friendly fire.
>Daiyosei: Backstab.
>Aya: Raid Mayohiga.
>Marisa: Awaken. Make out in front of everybody.

[VIVItheFujoshi]

> Masha:use your new spellcards.good moment for see how works and refine details later.
>Dai: assistance (tips of heal if is need)
>Aya: go to Mayohiga.go for the TRUTH.

>Marisa: Awaken. Make out in front of everybody.

>Rinnosuke: awakes in his bed. Look by his side. Is someone there? what happen hours ago, when he was in the forest and found that weird mushroom? feel dizzy and a bit hurt.
>Youki: looks to his side. is someone there.maybe he have an explanation of why they are naked because no remember nothing more than multicolor mushrooms. ask him.
>Rinnosuke: *confusion*


is the effect of the spores! XD

[GenericTouhouFailure]

>Aya: go to Mayohiga.go for the TRUTH.

>Masha: Improve explosion Effect by changing mushroom danmaku to enumerate various enemies in a circular radius and manually create explosion effect by changing bullet graphics bla bla bla
>Masha: Ask daiyousei who to look for to solve DANMAKU ISSUE
>ASSAULT

[theshirn]

> Other Fairy: Be adorable like your departed companion.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Aya: Bother the Miko.

D'oh!

> Other Fairy: Be adorable like your departed companion.

The OTHER FAIRY switches to someone more ADORABLE.

And then switches back, because this happened years in the past (but not many), and this SENSELESS SQUIRT is entirely irrelevant to the current story. Honest.

> Masha: Just assault the other one. But not with actual salt.

Yeah, not like it's one of those SUPER-POWERED END-OF-STAGE FAIRIES with a ton of HIT POINTS and DANMAKU that puts some SPELL CARDS to shame.

> ==>

Oh why do you even say anything.

[Iced Fairy]

>Masha: Screw it.  Use a Bomb and hope it drops one.

[GenericTouhouFailure]

>Masha: BOMB SPAM ZE!
>Aya: Rush over to masha and tell the fairy that you want Cork Sign "Terukuni Throughout the World" back

Edit: Its actually more Release Of ID and/or "End of Imperishable Night -Half Past 2-"  than terukuni

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

So, "two sets of spirals in alternating directions" = "original spellcard do not steel", got it. :V

[E-Nazrin]

>Daiyousei: Give the faeries a drill inspector diatribe and recruit them.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> E-Mouse: discover that regurgitating the same retarded out-of-character command over and over again will make Muffin less likely to accept your commands.

[E-Nazrin]

I regurgitate crap regardless of usability, sockblocker >={

>Masha: PANIC! OH GOD PANIC PANIC PANIC OH GOD RUN AWAY FROM THE BULLETS HOLY AHHHHHHHHHH
>Daiyosei: Keep whittling away at the little bugger. She should know better than to pick on the smart one. Or maybe she shouldn't.
>Aya: To the Dollmaker's, posthaste!

>Masha: Try the salt plan, you never know.
>Daiyosei: Retrieve fairy's arms from their sockets. Use as bludgeoning implements.
>Aya: The miko is not home. Now is the perfect time to confiscate her underwear drawer!
>Alice: Spike the tea.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Aya: Head over to Alice's/Marisa's house (pick whichever one Reimu is at at the moment)

Time to get some ANSWERS! Or at least some particularly HEADLINE-WORTHY QUESTIONS. You aren't going to be picky about that. In fact, sometimes QUESTIONS are more fun.

> Masha: Quickly, use a spell card!

The pressure is too much for you to focus and create your SPELL CARD properly!

> Daiyousei: Finish off the fiary quick since Masha is now panicking.

Yeah, throwing a NEWBORN into a fight was a TERRIBLE IDEA. You feel like you just spent the first hour and a half of your twenty-fifth birthday doing WEIRD WEBCOMIC SHIT while experiencing a mild headache. Time to add some DANMAKU of your own.

> ==>

> ==>

[Hello Purvis]

>Daiyousei: Scold faerie! Shame her into assisting
>Masha: Dream of Fungi Paradise, where all the loam is filled with decay.

[E-Nazrin]

>Masha: Deathbomb. Deathdetonate? Bombshroom.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Daiyousei: Aggress fairy.

There are times when the best course of action involves SUBTLETY, DIPLOMACY, and NOT REVEALING HOW TOUGH YOU REALLY ARE.

And then there's times like this.

> Masha: Deathbomb. Deathdetonate? Bombshroom.

If this were a DANMAKU VIDEO GAME, it would now be too late to BOMB in order to avoid losing a LIFE; thus, this exact phrasing does not occur to you. Fortunately, you have a better idea of what to do than that.

> ==>

> Aya: Arrive at the MAlice household and find it in quarantine.

Now what in the hell is going on in here.

[E-Nazrin]

>Daiyosei: Victory smirk.
>Masha: Level up.
>Aya: Take a photograph of the quarantine, thus disarming it. Eat the banana.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

That animation was of the quarantine-shield going down. :V

[E-Nazrin]

>Fairy: Rise from the ashes. Eat mushroom.
>Alice: Where'd Mom go?
>Marisa: Steal Mugetsu's kidney whist dreaming.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Masha: Is it dead? Is it dead? Did you kill it?

Yes, yes, and yes.

> ==>

> Okuu: Be the 6-ball that you are and roam about above ground.

You are now ...

Wait, what? This isn't UTSUHO! Dammit, not another OC! ... And how did the point of view shift this many years in the past!?

> Aya: Bother the Miko, part 2.

[E-Nazrin]

>Cirno: Punch KirbyM in the dick. And E-mouse for forcing that damn meme.
>yatagarasuCrow OC: REVEAL YOUR SECRETS
>Alice: Continue discussing sex life.

>Masha: Realize you don't have a home. Mushroom tears.
>Daiyosei: Bring new recruit to your home base. Continue indoctrination.
>Aya: Gatecrash the party.

[Kasu]

>Masha: Realize you don't have a home. Mushroom tears.
>Aya: Gatecrash the party.

[Tamashii Kanjou]

Utsuho: Appear and mistake the new crow as yourself.

Masha: Come up with new spell card.

Aya: Take a picture of everything; raid house.

Cirno: "HOORAY!"

[nolrai2]

Utsuho: Appear and mistake the new crow as yourself.

Aya: Take a picture of everything; raid house.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

> Masha: Come up with new spell card.

You don't wanna make a new SPELL CARD! You don't want anything to do with DANMAKU right now! In fact, you've got half a mind to start CRYING! Anyway, if you wanted to develop a SPELL CARD, it would need a name.

> Masha: Listen to Daiyousei and take a long break.

You're so on it, it's not even funny. DAIYOUSEI tells you you're almost at her place.

> Cirno: What are you hooraying about today?

Because you're not cooped up in that WITCH'S STUPID HOUSE anymore, duh! Time to hit it up with your friends and possibly TEAM ⑨!

> ==>

Oh, and there's your girlfriend, UTSUHO REIUJI, off in the distance over there above the Misty Lake! HOORAY!

> Aya: Bother the Miko, part 2.5.