>After extracting the 'fanservice' :3 out of her using everything we learned from those Reisen/Tenshi-focused doujins, flood the entire thread with enough Meilingese Chinese propaganda to DEFECT EVERYONE TO THE WELCOMING (yet broken-willed) ARMS OF CHINAAAA!!
6(+1): You're in the process of spreading the good
looksword of China when several SDM fanboys show up at your door. They seem angry about something.
Roll to dodge!5: You tell the fanboys that China is all about sharing and manage to talk them into joining your movement. (+1 roll)
>KILL PURVIS AGAIN
4: You try to kill Purvis, only to realize that you've used up your Yuyuko Doll.
>Revive self using powers of The Infinity Blade, The Tamashii_Kanjou Armor, and Biomass-changing powers of Prototype. While marrying Himiko at the same time.
4: You draw on the powers of all your equipment and powers, but they're still unusable due to the fact that you're dead.
> Become The Fairy who Wears Mecha Armor.
1: You make a contract with a passing rabbit to become a magical fairy. You're not sure what your abilities are, other than screaming out random words to change your clothes quickly.
>Produce many more gold coins for Reimu; to please her and to lure Marisa to the donation box.
1(Wounded): You try to infect Reimu again, who promptly activates all the charms on you and competely disintegrates you.
Omba has lost the game!>Get possessed by an evil spirit, proceed to take over it's mind
3: You allow yourself to be possessed by an evil spirit. You never quite get around to the "taking over its mind" part, you're too busy being possessed.
>Summon yuyukos's soul, then dump all but two of the Yuyuko Dolls on GuardianTempest. Give one Doll to Youmu.
2(+1): You hand out almost all of the Yuyuko Dolls to GuardianTempest, who thanks you for the dolls. You also give one to Youmu. Both proceed to collapse. Did you just kill Youmu? (-1 roll)
Roll to dodge!6(+1): You have propaganda to spread, you're not going to let some stupid dolls stop you. You throw all the dolls back at Crow Cakes.
Roll to dodge!5(-1): You see several Yuyuko Dolls flying in your direction. After having seen what they did to Youmu, you dodge them before they come anywhere near you.
>Sacrifice half of the players in the game to defend the topic once and forever. Especially Conq, sacrifice him. The bastard.
2: You attempt to gather up half the players to sacrifice them, but find that they refuse to listen to you. You blame that GuardianTempest guy.
> Host a tea party this itchy.
1: Tea is bad for you! You launch a campaign to ban the tea party. It seems to be rather unpopular.
> Wield Shadoweh like Shou does her Vajra and fire green Curvy Lasers at Hanzo.
3: You see Shadoweh collecting arms, so you think to yourself: Instead of competing with her, why not simply use her? You pick her up and place her on the palm of your hand so that Shadoweh shoot curvy lasers everywhere. Unfortunately, this shadoweh seems tired and everywhere also includes where you're standing, and you barely manage to get out of the way. (-1 roll)
Roll to dodge!3(Wounded): It's impossible to dodge all the lasers with your wounds, and the lasers do you in before you can even launch a counter attack. Isn't it sad?
Hanzo K. has lost the game!> Drill anyone who wants to mess with the thread.
6: They think that they can mess with the topic? You'll teach them. You're going to drill the hell out of anyone tha- Hey, where did your drill go? No matter! You'll just drill them with your arm!
Everybody trying to change the thread will be forced to roll to dodge at the end of the update!> Head for the propaganda center and proceed to break down the door.
3(-1): You can't let this abuse stand! You're going to give this new socialist group a piece of your mind. Or you would, if you knew where their bloody base was, anyway.
> Become the thread title.
5: You attempt to reenter the game by becoming the thread's title. It's flawless, it can't fail. Or at least, it should have been had it not been for some guy that turned his arm into a makeshift drill.
> Float around in NPC'd-itemspace until I magically appear in Kourindou
3: You appear in Kourindou's stock. Unfortunately, this means that you have no chance of being sold, ever.
>Inject life unto Youkai Jesus, Frankenstein style!
2(+1): You use all your powers and electricute Youkai Jesus' corpse. You're pretty sure that Youkai Jesus came back to life several times. You're also pretty sure that you killed Youkai Jesus again each time. (-1 roll)
>flex my muscles with dormio and come back to life
6: You find Dormio, who seems to have been forced into continuously flexing his muscles and try to join him, but fail to do so as you're dead. Dormio, upon seeing your plight, gives you a new body to flex with.
DrRawr has reentered the game!> Time for ironic revenge! Teach the Mystias how to eat people whole. Without letting them try it on each other.
2(+1): Now that you have your Mystias, it's time to have some fun. Unfortunately, they still need
someone to practice on. And that someone happens to you. They don't bite, and it's a rather strange experience overall. You're not sure if you were meant to enjoy or be horrified by it. (-1 roll)
>Oh Em Gee! Finally a roll above 3! Must celebrate! Since I'm already in a hole, dig all the way to the underground Ancient City and go sightseeing!
1: You peek out of your hole. Since nobody seems to be around, you crawl out. You wonder what you'll do on the surface.
>seep into a water source. Then Doodle god our way up into a dragon!
5: You continue flowing down the hill, searching for a water source. If you can get into water, you're bound to travel faster, right? Soon enough, you find a river and pour yourself into it. Unfortunately, this causes you to harden into obsidian.
>Gather spirits around me to become a ghost prince
3: You gather spirits around you from far and wide in order to become a ghost prince. Unfortunately, you have no idea what the process to become a ghost prince is. You wish you had a precedent to look to, a role model that you could base yourself off.
>Tie celebratory noose and promptly attach it to neck and tree.
2: To celebrate your transformation into a slinky, you try to attach a noose to your neck and a nearby tree. But you're a slinky. You have no arms. You continue to slink down the hill.
> Attack the Topic if all my might. :V
4: You launch a vicious assault on the topic itself. You are big enough for that, right?
The topic must roll to dodge!> Test out my new eyes on everyone that has revived. Because people die when they are killed, and should stay dead.
3(-1): After what happened before, you're not going to use these eyes unless absolutely necessary.
>Promise to give the Rod of Remorse back if she takes me to the moon.
4: You promise to give the Rod of Remorse back if she takes you to the moon. She simply takes the rod from you and beats you over the head with it.
>Having died, reincarnate into something.
4: You try to reincarnate, but get held back by paperwork. Who knew the afterlife was so fussy with its rules and regulations?
> Ban magicalness from everywhere such that all actions after mine must be achievable by normal human physical means.
2: You try to ban magicalness, but find that such an act would be magic in itself. You fail to overcome the paradox, and fail to ban magicalness as a result.
>Steal PX eyes using the Infinity Butter Knife
6: You're the one with an actual knife here. Why should PX have those eyes and not you? You draw on the power of your butter knife and somehow transfer PX's Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to yourself. You can see the death of everything! And it makes you feel sick. Your head hurts.
Roll to dodge!1: You throw up. What is this? You can't take it. The human brain simply wasn't designed to see death. You collapse, and see the lines of death on your own body spreading...
Thanuris has lost the game!>Invoke Unlimited Nuke Works, Road to The Nuclear Capital, the GP-02 and it's G-Bits. Focus all that destructive power on Schezo.
2: As much as you want to exact your revenge on Schezo, you can't control any of your weapons whilst you're dead.
>Postpone my revival until sometime next week. I need to study for some upcoming exams.
4: Even in the afterlife, you're studying. Is there no escape from exams?
>Be too awesome for Gob to touch by taking the Titanic and Komachi out to the high seas in search of riches, adventure, and the One Piece!
1: You thank Komachi for her time and disembark the Titanic. Now that you're alive, it's time to get back to solid land.
> Having been woken up so rudely in our pajamas, the only proper response is to spam Master Curvy Sparks at wherever we're pointed. Which seems to be at Hanzo, and definitely not Schezo!
4: What's going on? What just woke you up? You vomit out lasers in the direction of everywhere.
> Save Youkai Jesus from the Netherworld with the fury of a thousand pulsars.
4: You muster the fury of more than a thousand pulsars and charge into the Netherworld, intent on saving Youkai Jesus. Pity Youkai Jesus wasn't actually there.
>If it wasn't clear, Void the fuck out of that fucking drill.
4: You're not going to let this stand, you attempt to cast Biohazurd and his drill into the void.
Roll to dodge!4: Your drill is taken from you, lost in the void, but hey. At least you managed to avoid getting thrown into the void.
>Protect the topic with Infinity's unlife.
3: You draw on the power of Infinity's unlife to protect the topic with all your might. Nothing is going to- ohgodwhatisthatgiantflowerdoing? (-1 roll)
> Cast Tetrakarn on the Kittenblock
5(+1): You cast Tetrakarn on yourself, Schezo, and Shadoweh. Unfortunately, this means that if you were to touch any of them, you'd probably hurt yourself in the process. No more hugs for the Kittenblock.
>Explore more of the subterrainean.
2: You try looking for an entrance to the underground, only to walk in circles and waste your time.
Oh God, flowers! Roll to dodge!The Topic- 5: Flower power? Damn hippies. When will they learn the meaning of true power?
Everyone trying to mess with the topic must roll to dodge!German Flower Youkai- 6: You've avoided being drilled before, you can do it again. You bat Biohazard away with one of your oversized leaves.
Pesco- 1: You're asking Dormio why the hell he wouldn't want magicalness banned when Biohazurd runs his arm through you.
Pesco has lost the game!Conqueror- 3(-1): You wipe the sweat from your brow after having protected the topic from the giant flower's assault when some madman tries to do you in with some weird looking drill. Is this the thanks you get for saving the world? (Wounded)
