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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #120 on: June 27, 2012, 06:48:08 PM »
In all fairness the Day 1&2 updates were 30~90 minutes after now on their respective days.

Also, oh my god.
Yeah, friend sent that to me.

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #121 on: June 27, 2012, 06:51:57 PM »
feaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. I now know it.
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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #122 on: June 27, 2012, 06:55:26 PM »
Quote from: TF2 Blog
Also! Because today's new items contain some Meet the Pyro spoilers, we're gonna hold off on announcing those until the update?s ready later today.
Looks like VALVe trolled us all.

Again.

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #123 on: June 27, 2012, 06:56:01 PM »
Not as funny as most others, actually,  but still quite entertaining.

They also kinda did what I was expecting them to do, which is funny.  :V
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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #124 on: June 27, 2012, 06:56:28 PM »
Also, oh my god.

I need at least 20 of those floating around in my room. Right now.

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #125 on: June 27, 2012, 06:56:46 PM »
Looks like VALVe trolled us all.

Again.
Pyro flamethrower confirmed :V

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #126 on: June 27, 2012, 07:00:03 PM »
Pyro rainbowthrower confirmed :V

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #127 on: June 27, 2012, 07:01:07 PM »
I'm looking forward to the lollipop more :3c

EDIT:



okay maybe I take that back, this sounds way too likely

EDITEDIT: These "spoiler" weapons might be more subtle than we think, actually...

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=9975&searchtext=Sergeant
http://puu.sh/E6LC
« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 07:27:10 PM by Esoterica »

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #128 on: June 27, 2012, 07:27:08 PM »
EDITEDIT: These "spoiler" weapons actually might be more subtle than we think, actually...

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=9975&searchtext=Sergeant
http://puu.sh/E6LC
Mind = Blown

Wonder what it's stats are gonna be if it's actually getting in the game.

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #129 on: June 27, 2012, 08:31:37 PM »
* Dr.Strafe wakes up.
* Dr.Strafe watches Meet the Pyro for the first time.

.. my head hurts. Definitely not what I was expecting. :V

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #130 on: June 27, 2012, 09:01:43 PM »
The video was... Sort of passable in a strange way, yeah. Was hoping for something massive to make the pyro more interesting (i.e., dialouge), but the chances of that were prety low for a number of reasons. Dominations and revenges feel just a little emptier without the insults or one-liners...   :derp:

I still hope for some sort of liquid nitrogen iceflamethrower, though. With a modest snare and "blue Australium" spycicle ice effect? It sounds workable, but not really a pyro thing :P. Sort of another "not before a cold day in hell" wish, I'll admit.

The new scattergun seems sort of interesting, too. The -30% damage looks sort of like a GRU/atomizer debuff to make it garbage for shooting at first, but the large spread reduction may make it beat out most other scout weapons for midrangeish DPS. But yeah, the lose boost on jump thing may be a bit harsh. Make it on crouch, or something. :V

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #131 on: June 27, 2012, 09:12:44 PM »
I still hope for some sort of liquid nitrogen iceflamethrower, though.
New weapon: "Freezer Burn"  :3

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #132 on: June 27, 2012, 09:21:55 PM »
I like this pyro guy, I like.
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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #133 on: June 27, 2012, 09:39:24 PM »
The lesson to remember from Meet the Pyro is that:
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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #134 on: June 27, 2012, 09:41:42 PM »
Side note, Scout says "He's not here, is he?" in the interview.

Pyro gender confirmed?

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #135 on: June 27, 2012, 09:42:36 PM »
Side note, Scout says "He's not here, is he?" in the interview.

Pyro gender confirmed?
It could be a general thought since it seems they don't even know his real gender.

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #136 on: June 27, 2012, 09:46:43 PM »
It could be a general thought since it seems they don't even know his real gender.
Yeah, true enough, but it is the first time they've referred to Pyro with an actual gender that didn't involve a switcheroo (one of the blog posts years ago said "she", then "he", then I think was changed to "the Pyro" or something eventually).


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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #138 on: June 27, 2012, 11:59:16 PM »
Video, glorious. All Pyro wants to do is rainbows and candy :V.
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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #139 on: June 28, 2012, 12:01:18 AM »
Video, glorious. All Pyro wants to do is rainbows and candy :V.
You know, in a sense I feel sad for the guy, I mean, in his mind he's really a nice guy and all...but he's mentally deranged to the point of obliviousness of his real life actions.

But all he wants is just to hug and play with little babies...

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #140 on: June 28, 2012, 12:10:52 AM »
Guess what someone found in the SMF files.

Spoiler:
MANN VS MACHINE CONFIRMED

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #141 on: June 28, 2012, 12:21:07 AM »
Guess what someone found in the SMF files.

Spoiler:
MANN VS MACHINE CONFIRMED

Mann vs Machine is an elaborate hoax to instead introduce Mann vs Magic

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #142 on: June 28, 2012, 12:27:09 AM »
New update coming in a few minutes, featuring the new map.

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #143 on: June 28, 2012, 12:35:53 AM »

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #144 on: June 28, 2012, 12:38:28 AM »
Hahaha it actually shoots rainbows

Fuck yes!

Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #145 on: June 28, 2012, 12:40:19 AM »
I'm a little concerned here.  It looks like Pyro's just getting reskinned weapons.

These things better have unique stats or I'm going to be buttdevastated.

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #146 on: June 28, 2012, 12:45:45 AM »
Oh good, Valve learned how to count to 3.
They think I'll think that they'll do (A) so they'll do (B) because I wouldn't think they'd think of that but then because they might think I know what they're thinking they'll do (A) after all because I wouldn't think they'd think that way.

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #147 on: June 28, 2012, 12:52:45 AM »
I'm a little concerned here.  It looks like Pyro's just getting reskinned weapons.

These things better have unique stats or I'm going to be buttdevastated.
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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #148 on: June 28, 2012, 12:59:33 AM »
Beta flamethrower suggestions thread is gone from SPUF

oh god flamethrower buffs
Spoiler:
and by buffs I mean undoing nerfs that shouldn't have happened in the first place but whatever

I-I guess this is okay...

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Re: Team Fortress 128
« Reply #149 on: June 28, 2012, 01:08:52 AM »
Rainbows and Candy loadout, here I come! Great update for flavor so far.
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