Operation: TOU-HO-HO is a go! (Holiday Donation Drive 2012)

A mysterious envelope appeared in my mailbox this weekend, marked “For Your Eyes Only”.  Inside the following document was inside: Quote “[INTRCPT BGN] [FLD STN UVB-76, LOC: redacted  BRNG: redacted  SGN XMIT RTG: STRONG] [ANALYST: TOLAND] [AUTH JKV-221] November XX, 2012 SPEAKER: All right, come on in, have a seat.  Coffee?  Tea?  Of course, help yourself.  Just because…