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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #570 on: June 16, 2011, 09:47:35 AM »
>Two people enter, one leaves, The Thunderdome

Though to be serious, there's the beach where our dolphin comrades are, and the pool at the school which we could pull probably at night or something, not the river mostly likely cause we'd be giving them a home field advantage.

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« Reply #571 on: June 16, 2011, 02:12:39 PM »
Personally, I say we challenge him as far away from any kind of water as possible.

Also, let's sit down and make goodnice with the guy. Learn how things go down in Piranhatown and such.

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« Reply #572 on: June 16, 2011, 02:20:22 PM »
Personally, I say we challenge him as far away from any kind of water as possible.
Where we have absolutely no power? It'll have to be underwater, but might as well make it somewhere where we have the advantage: the cove where we first met Harami should do, since we're familiar with the place. The other option would be the school swimming pool, but that might be too small for us.

EDIT: Thinking about it a little bit more, both options are good: we can challenge them to the cove RIGHT NOW, so the champions will be scrambling, but the cove is pretty big and has lots of hiding spaces. The pool is smaller, has nowhere to hide, and we can easily jump in and out of it, but we'll have to wait until night to do it, giving their champions time to organize.
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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #573 on: June 16, 2011, 02:40:07 PM »
We can have all the power in the world, all we need is a good lead pipe. This guy, on the other hand, is literally a fish outta water. Has he even adapted in the change of air pressure yet? Let alone the changes in water resistance vs wind resistance and suchforth. Unless the dude's got nukebeams or some such, a good lead pipe ought to take him out. Imagine what's going to happen when he gets proper winded.

Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #574 on: June 16, 2011, 02:48:11 PM »
Purvis, I think you missed something here: the champions are all humans. We challenge them out of water? Okay, now they'll try to beat us up with a lead pipe too, and what are the chances that their champions are high school girls and not twenty five year old dock workers?

Plus, Sango is a natural in water, and loves water: why would she want to pick the fights on land when she has awesome water powers?

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« Reply #575 on: June 16, 2011, 02:53:47 PM »
This dude's almost certainly not a human, though. He's been here all day stuffing himself. And given becoming a champion didn't give us a penchant for tearing the fins off of sunfish to watch them die or gang rape, it's probably not an aspect of championhood. And given the dude uses airbreather as an insult... what makes us sure he's a human again?

Edit: Also, how many dolphins have turned into humans now?
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« Reply #576 on: June 16, 2011, 02:58:38 PM »
... Purvis? The guy we're talking to is their Royal.

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« Reply #577 on: June 16, 2011, 03:00:30 PM »
...Well fuck me.

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« Reply #578 on: June 16, 2011, 03:01:47 PM »
Don't mind if I do~♥

Anyways, what do you think now that that's cleared up?

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« Reply #579 on: June 16, 2011, 03:04:32 PM »
Bring some cupcakes for afterward <3

I like the Cove RIGHT NOW. We're as ready as we're ever going to be, and they'll have no time to engineer anything. We know exactly how to get there, and they might not. And it would give him very little time to arrange for surprises.

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« Reply #580 on: June 16, 2011, 03:08:28 PM »
And we also know the dangers of falling rocks, as well, and they might not. Good idea.

> "Okay, then, tough guy, we'll do it at the cove behind the Moriya Shrine in... hm, twenty minutes."

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« Reply #581 on: June 16, 2011, 03:10:31 PM »
>Can we get there in 20?

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« Reply #582 on: June 16, 2011, 03:13:57 PM »
> If we can't, then give a time that WOULD be feasible for us to get there without sprinting like a motherfucker.

Also, Purvis...
Yeah, but it's sort of like saying "No one will look in McDonald's!"
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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #583 on: June 16, 2011, 09:24:49 PM »
> Be sure to bring cupcakes laced with potassium cyanide.
> Is anyone else in the restaurant looking at us oddly?

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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« Reply #584 on: June 16, 2011, 10:10:07 PM »
And we also know the dangers of falling rocks, as well, and they might not. Good idea.

> "Okay, then, tough guy, we'll do it at the cove behind the Moriya Shrine in... hm, twenty minutes."
>Serras seems surprised by your haste.
"Uh, don't know if I can do it THAT fast. I mean, I need to get hold of my human...and then I need them to tell me where this Moreeah shrine is. Fourty-five minutes."
>You can make it there from here in fifteen minutes or so with no real rush. If Serras has to go Champion-hunting, though, he could indeed take a good while longer. And the rules do say that you've got to make the meeting physically possible for both candidates...

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« Reply #585 on: June 16, 2011, 10:34:11 PM »
Fourty-five minutes is reasonable, and it's not like they'll be able to get any sort of battle plan going in that amount of time. That said, we can afford to screw with him... :3

> "Hmph, I'll give you thirty minutes. The island ain't that big, so you shouldn't have any problems grabbing your guy and getting there. Unless, what I've heard about you guys being a bunch of punks is true..."

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« Reply #586 on: June 16, 2011, 10:51:26 PM »
>Don't sass the guy. We don't need him being revengeful after the fact. Just be tough.

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« Reply #587 on: June 17, 2011, 11:14:51 AM »
> "Hmph, I'll give you thirty minutes. The island ain't that big, so you shouldn't have any problems grabbing your guy and getting there. Unless, what I've heard about you guys being a bunch of punks is true..."
> "Don't screw with me! You think Selachi will be impressed if they find out you've been trying to press me into a fight I can't make? 45 minutes, or nothing!"
Serras growls, but it's clear you're getting to him.

> Is anyone else in the restaurant looking at us oddly?
>There's still a crowd around from lunch, and their murmuring sort of drowns you out. You're ignored - if anything, people are glad that Serras's deafening guzzling noises have stopped.

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« Reply #588 on: June 17, 2011, 01:36:46 PM »
> Wave a hand dismissively. "Fine, fine, you can have your fourty-five minutes: don't want you to go crying to Selachi about how the big mean dolphins are being bullies."

We've been told by Harami that the pirhanas have pretty big egos for kind of a pathetic group, so it should be easy to put him off balance by sassing him. I'm hoping that he might spill something if we get him upset enough.
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« Reply #589 on: June 17, 2011, 02:13:08 PM »
> Wave a hand dismissively. "Fine, fine, you can have your fourty-five minutes: don't want you to go crying to Selachi about how the big mean dolphins are being bullies."

We've been told by Harami that the pirhanas have pretty big egos for kind of a pathetic group, so it should be easy to put him off balance by sassing him. I'm hoping that he might spill something if we get him upset enough.
>"Don't you gimme that crap! When I dump those girls on you, you're gonna wish you were-"
Serras stops, putting a hand over his mouth.
"...Uh. Fourty-five minutes. Moreeah shrine. Got it."
He bolts out the door, looking ready to meet his lunch again...

>Harami glares. "Did you hear what I heard?"

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« Reply #590 on: June 17, 2011, 02:18:52 PM »
>"He said girls, right? Like...more than one? Is that allowed?"

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« Reply #591 on: June 17, 2011, 02:25:28 PM »
> Smug look.
> "Still, I got him to give up that info. Chalk one up for Sango Tororetsu, Ace Detective!"

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« Reply #592 on: June 17, 2011, 02:40:59 PM »
>"He said girls, right? Like...more than one? Is that allowed?"
>"Normally, no. Each Royal is supposed to have a single artifact containing most of their power, which they give to their main Champion. If he divided the power equally between several Champions, though..."

> Smug look.
> "Still, I got him to give up that info. Chalk one up for Sango Tororetsu, Ace Detective!"
> "True. Now, do you have any ideas for how we can make the most of that knowledge?"
Harami stands up, making to leave for the cove.

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« Reply #593 on: June 17, 2011, 02:49:41 PM »
> Follow Harami. "Um..."
> Review abilities. Would any of them be effective against multiple enemies?
> Consider the cove. What sort of hiding spots are there? Are there any locations we could funnel multiple enemies into?

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« Reply #594 on: June 17, 2011, 02:58:39 PM »
> Follow Harami. "Um..."
> Review abilities. Would any of them be effective against multiple enemies?
> Consider the cove. What sort of hiding spots are there? Are there any locations we could funnel multiple enemies into?
> The whip has some nice range on it, and if you give it a good swing you should be able to catch several opponents in a bubble barrier. That will only stun them, though - to actually knock them out you'd either need to focus the whip on one target until they pass out, or just hit them until they're unconscious.
> From what you remember, it's a straight tunnel both ways. There isn't much in the way of hiding spots down there...

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« Reply #595 on: June 17, 2011, 03:04:33 PM »
> "Well, if they're about as smart as that Sara guy is, then it'd be pretty easy to lead them on into my whip. Just gotta keep them from crowding me, and I'm good, right? Hey, if he has a bunch of guys using one artifact, that makes them weaker, right?"
> Is there anything in the cove we could alter to our advantage, to possibly create a chokepoint? Or maybe somewhere we could trap one or two of their people for a while?

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« Reply #596 on: June 17, 2011, 04:45:17 PM »
> "Well, if they're about as smart as that Sara guy is, then it'd be pretty easy to lead them on into my whip. Just gotta keep them from crowding me, and I'm good, right? Hey, if he has a bunch of guys using one artifact, that makes them weaker, right?"
> Is there anything in the cove we could alter to our advantage, to possibly create a chokepoint? Or maybe somewhere we could trap one or two of their people for a while?
>"Correct. He intends to win through numbers rather than brute strength. There were rumours that Characi was planning a battle strategem along these lines, but I wasn't expecting them to be true."
>You could cause another rockslide with a well-aimed shot from your bubble whistle. That'd keep some of them stuck inside the cavern for a while.

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« Reply #597 on: June 17, 2011, 04:47:09 PM »
> "Well, I bet I can run circles around them. Really, I'm kind of worried that if I knock one of them out, or make them 'drown' on bubbles, I'll have a rough time saving them afterwards."
> Keep heading to the cove.

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« Reply #598 on: June 17, 2011, 07:21:33 PM »
> "Well, I bet I can run circles around them. Really, I'm kind of worried that if I knock one of them out, or make them 'drown' on bubbles, I'll have a rough time saving them afterwards."
> Keep heading to the cove.
>Harami frowns.
"Ah...that could be an issue, yes. If they're sharing one source of power, though, it's possible they'll all revert back into their human forms at once - so at the very least, knocking one of them out won't lead to drowning. In terms of finishing them off with the whip...you could make them pass out, but don't hold them for long enough that they stop breathing. If they stay in fish form, they won't be in any danger until the fight is over, and then you'll have plenty of time to bring them to the surface."

>You arrive at the cove. Everyone's favourite racist steps out of the water.
"Welcome back, Princess. I'm hoping you aren't here to tell me your Champion needs another explanation on the War of the Waters."
Harami glares at her advisor.
"Actually, Shujinko, we're here because we have already lured an opposing nation into battle - with a good deal of help from my Champion, I'll have you know. I'd appreciate if you put a stopper on your bias - at least while Sango is around."
Shujinko's face goes pure white, and he shuffles his glasses while he looks away. "V-Very well, ma'am."

>Harami undresses, revealing her swimsuit underneath. A trick she learned from you, it seems. She casually walks into the water and under the waves.

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« Reply #599 on: June 17, 2011, 07:30:37 PM »
> Smirk at Shujinko, and toss off our outfit as well.
> "Hm..." Will the gear we bought stay with us when we transform? Let's test it... "Ganges Afloat!"
> When we're done transforming, get an idea on how our capacity's doing: we were training for a while today, we don't want to ruin it...