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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #300 on: May 27, 2011, 09:06:15 PM »
>"A... long lost dream I guess. Not bad, but weird."
>What time is it? I really hope we didnt wake up at 2am, that'd just be Phweeing annoying.
>"Alright. Good to see your subconscious isn't beating you up over this, at least."
>It's early morning - six or seven, maybe. The sun's just starting to rise. Harami heads into the kitchen, presumably in an effort to make herself some breakfast.

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #301 on: May 27, 2011, 09:12:03 PM »
>Get out quickly! She might somehow cause a nuclear explosion with the toaster!
>"Hey, Harami, dont touch anything, I'm on my way. Dont want you to get hurt and all"

better safe then sorry :V
also rou could you not update until theres another person "voting" as well? I kinda feel bad for hogging the story to myself when I've already got Youkai Quest for that

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #302 on: May 27, 2011, 09:33:31 PM »
>What do we have to eat?

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« Reply #303 on: May 27, 2011, 09:41:53 PM »
>Get out quickly! She might somehow cause a nuclear explosion with the toaster!
>"Hey, Harami, dont touch anything, I'm on my way. Dont want you to get hurt and all"
>Harami is not stupid enough to mess with technology she doesn't understand, but you catch her looking at the oven with deep contemplation.

>What do we have to eat?
>You usually stop by a store to grab a sandwich or something on the way into school. Then again, you usually aren't up this early, and nothing will be open. You've got some bread and butter lying around - a little stale - and some of the leftover rice and curry from last night's dinner you could throw into the microwave.

Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #304 on: May 27, 2011, 09:53:28 PM »
> First thing's first... let's see if we can find some clothes she can fit in.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #305 on: May 27, 2011, 09:59:15 PM »
> First thing's first... let's see if we can find some clothes she can fit in.
>It's probably too early for the stores to be open. You rummage around the dorm, but you can't find anything that isn't about three sizes too large for her.
"We can deal with that after you've had your meeting with the masters," Harami says, unfazed. "For now, let's just focus on getting something to eat."

Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #306 on: May 27, 2011, 10:26:23 PM »
> "Unless you want some more of that curry, we'll have to go to a convenience store to get breakfast."
> Do we have an old backpack we can just cut a hole into for her fin?

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #307 on: May 27, 2011, 10:57:07 PM »
> "Unless you want some more of that curry, we'll have to go to a convenience store to get breakfast."
> Do we have an old backpack we can just cut a hole into for her fin?
>Harami flinches at the sound of the word 'curry'. "Uh...yes, certainly. I recall seeing one of those stores on the way back from the beach, so we can pass it as we go."
>Conveniently, yes - an old backpack with a cartoon frog that you used in middle school but never had the heart to throw out. It's a little heart-breaking having to cut a slit into it for Harami's fin, but necessity is the mother of heartbreak.
"This one's empty," Harami states as she puts it on. "I was worried I'd have to break my back on that Okuu girl's textbooks again."

>Rin and Utsuho are still asleep as you finish getting changed. Harami suggests you repeat last night's performance and wear your swimsuit under your clothes - you'll have to change on short notice, after all. You tell her that's what you were planning to do anyway. The look of straight confusion on her face is so priceless you wish you could take a photo of it to show the others later.

>You leave a short note explaining your departure to the sleeping pair before you and Harami leave the dorm. It's still pretty much the crack of dawn, and you're one of the few people out on the streets as you make your way into the convenience store.
"Morning, Sango." shopkeeper Morichika says as he sees you enter. "You usually aren't awake at this hour. What can I get you and your little..." He looks at Harami, unable to recall her face. "...friend?"

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #308 on: May 27, 2011, 11:49:04 PM »
>Nod. "Friend. Just looking for some breakfast."
>Once this is over, we shall have to find a seamstress type, our backpack can be repaired! ;_;

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« Reply #309 on: May 28, 2011, 12:08:31 AM »
>Nod. "Friend. Just looking for some breakfast."
>Once this is over, we shall have to find a seamstress type, our backpack can be repaired! ;_;
>"Ah, alright. The usual?"
Morichika pulls out two plastic-packed sandwiches from behind the counter. You fork over the money, offer your thanks, and begin the trip to the coast.
Harami struggles for a while to open her pack. "Why must you humans insist on locking your food away?" Eventually you have to open it for her, and she's silent as she munches down her breakfast. She looks a little disappointed with it - probably doesn't match the level of high-cuisine she enjoyed as royalty.

>Don't worry, Mister Ribbit. We'll save you! Someday.

>You think you hear something as you make your way towards the coast. Clicks, whistles...phweeing?
"Ah, so they've already arrived. Excellent."
You're not quite sure what to think as you catch sight of the coast over a small hill - and see dozens of dolphins in the water, either playing or routinely patrolling the waters. In the distance you can make out a cargo ship going exactly nowhere as another small army of dolphins surrounds it.
You're impressed and terrified in equal measure.

>Harami steps out onto the beach, and a dolphin rises out of the water to meet her. He takes on a human(ish) form the moment he steps out of the water, wearing trailing blue robes and adjusting his glasses.
"Princess! I see you have survived your first day in this wretched place."
He looks to you, pushing his nose upwards with a snort. Harami bites her lip, motioning to him to be silent.
"Apologies for that, Sango. This is my advisor. In your tongue, his name would be...Shujinko, I believe."
Shujinko falls to his knees in front of you, bowing. His fin is larger than Harami's but such is to be expected.
"Greetings, honourable champion of Odonto! Know that you have become affiliated with a power much greater than humans will ever accomplish in your lifetime."
He sounds smug, fixing his robes as he rises back to his feet. Harami rubs at her temples.
"...Yes. As you may have gathered by now, Shujinko here is not very fond of humanity. He thinks that your lack of knowledge about magic makes you...what's the word you use, Shujinko? Medieval?"
"Primordial, ma'am."
"Ah, yes. That's the one. Though I still believe you don't give them enough credit. They have these things called light switches..."
Harami breaks into a rant about how astounding your household appliances are. Shujinko pulls a well-practiced 'act like I'm listening' expression.

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #310 on: May 28, 2011, 12:18:23 AM »
> What a jerk. :<
> "So I take it this is the army you mentioned?  It's... actually kind of terrifying."

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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« Reply #311 on: May 28, 2011, 12:20:59 AM »
>Yeah, come back and talk when you've figured out how to split the atom, bitch. >=[

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« Reply #312 on: May 28, 2011, 12:25:14 AM »
>Yeah, come back and talk when you've figured out how to split the atom, bitch. >=[
>And come back when you can microwave a Hot Pocket >:|

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« Reply #313 on: May 28, 2011, 12:29:38 AM »
> What a jerk. :<
> "So I take it this is the army you mentioned?  It's... actually kind of terrifying."
> You give him a glare. He returns it. You guys are going to get on just great.

>"This is nothing," Shujinko says. "Selachi has fortified the southern coasts. Your public beaches? Well, let's say they're unlikely to see much use from here on. The Gaviali have taken the docks - always cunning, those crocodiles - and they've shut down all forms of entry and exit. Characi is, as we expected, trying to put its fingers in as many pies as possible and failing on every front. No sign of the Royal yet, but we'll keep looking. Lophii hasn't claimed a spot yet, but we've already received requests for a truce."
He frowns. "Nothing on Anguilli or Meduso. That's typical, though - they're always the hardest nations to pin down."

>"Anyway," Shujinko says, occasionally looking down in disgust at his feet. "I assume you are here to ensure your Champion receives her proper training." He glares at you again, standing on the beach in your casual wear. "Do you intend to swim in that? I thought you humans had already grasped the concept of aerodynamics."

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #314 on: May 28, 2011, 12:41:14 AM »
>Yeah, come back and talk when you've figured out how to split the atom, bitch. >=[
>You wonder what this guy would think of Utsuho. Probably nothing good.

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« Reply #315 on: May 28, 2011, 12:46:22 AM »
So, are we going to put up with this, or give him a proper ration of shit? Because I do like my shit rationing.

Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #316 on: May 28, 2011, 12:53:12 AM »
Should be interesting to see. Don't make it too smart, though: she might be based on a dolphin, but Sango's intelligence is questionable :V

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« Reply #317 on: May 28, 2011, 12:54:16 AM »
>"Heshin a go-go baby!" Transform into your swimsuit
>"We have, I just have it under my clothes right now. You know, in case I need to quickly change and stuff."
Should be interesting to see. Don't make it too smart, though: she might be based on a dolphin, but Sango's intelligence is questionable :V
>liek omg lets go shoppin1!

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« Reply #318 on: May 28, 2011, 12:58:31 AM »
>"Wow, you're really full of yourself regarding humans, even though you kinda need us to keep you from getting beaten by sharks and jellyfish and stuff! That must be really embarrassing, huh? I mean, like, you even have to make yourself look like us!"

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« Reply #319 on: May 28, 2011, 01:12:49 AM »
>"Heshin a go-go baby!" Transform into your swimsuit
>"We have, I just have it under my clothes right now. You know, in case I need to quickly change and stuff."
>Shujinko raises an eyebrow as you demonstrate the point, stripping down to your swimsuit.
"I assume that was the Princess's idea," he says, without bothering to listen to your response.

>"Wow, you're really full of yourself regarding humans, even though you kinda need us to keep you from getting beaten by sharks and jellyfish and stuff! That must be really embarrassing, huh? I mean, like, you even have to make yourself look like us!"
>You hit a nerve there. Shujinko's hand grasps at his glasses.
"Listen, child. Were it not for the fact that Selachi worked your race into the deal as a neutral party, I'd be having none of this 'opposable thumb' nonsense. You are lucky we leave you humans to yourselves given the damage you have done and continue to do to the oceans. Frankly, if it were anyone other than Odonto in power, the first order of business would be to wipe mankind off the map entirely-"
"That's enough, Shujinko," Harami says, glaring down her advisor. "I will not have you speak to my Champion in that tone."
Shujinko grits his teeth and bows. "...My apologies, Princess. My emotions must have got the better of me."

>"Anyway, you'd best be heading into the water. You should have an activation phrase for your powers, in the same was 'Ganges Reefed' deactivates them...you should find that out first, actually."

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #320 on: May 28, 2011, 01:21:14 AM »
Note that he didn't apologize to us. Should we press?

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« Reply #321 on: May 28, 2011, 01:29:17 AM »
Note that he didn't apologize to us. Should we press?
Unless we can convince him that he sucks, then no.

>"Well...any tips on the activation phrase?"
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 01:31:18 AM by Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer »

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« Reply #322 on: May 28, 2011, 01:38:25 AM »
Unless we can convince him that he sucks, then no.

>"Well...any tips on the activation phrase?"
>"Other than that it's probably similar to your deactivation phrase? Not really."

Kips McKipzerson

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« Reply #323 on: May 28, 2011, 01:38:33 AM »
>Hopefully its Phwee. I love Phwee. It's so Phwexy.

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« Reply #324 on: May 28, 2011, 01:57:25 AM »
>"Err...Ganges Reefed?"
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 04:01:46 AM by Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer »

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« Reply #325 on: May 28, 2011, 02:17:52 AM »
> "Ranges Geefed?"

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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« Reply #326 on: May 28, 2011, 02:48:41 AM »
>"HENSHIN!"

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« Reply #327 on: May 28, 2011, 04:02:01 AM »
>Put this after any and all attempts to find the activation word. If all of this fails: "Phwee..."
« Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 04:29:54 AM by Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer »

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #328 on: May 28, 2011, 04:23:53 AM »
>"Gamzee Wreath?"

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Re: Sango Quest - Phwee Phwee Style, Phwee Phwee Grace!
« Reply #329 on: May 28, 2011, 04:33:05 AM »
>Dolphin noises.
>"Orthodontist?"
There was something here once. Wonder what...